Sam Hill: Lobster Emoji Is Fixed- Whew!

First off, Adam Levine (Maroon 5) and Behati Prinsloo had their baby girl!! Gio Grace is her name. Awwwwwww. If you were super pissed about the lobster emoji being slightly incorrect, you can now rest easy. The little lobster now has the correct amount of legs. -- Presenting a lobster with the...
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Sam Hill: A Tequila Shortage and The Most Frivolous Lawsuit I've Seen Today

Happy Valentine's Day friends! I have some potentially bad news for those of you that just looooove your tequila. We could be facing a tequila shortage! Goodbye, margaritas? The world is headed toward a tequila shortage — CMG National News (@CMGNationalNews) February 8, 2018...
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Sam Hill: Robots, Cockroaches and Horses in Drive-Thrus!

Robots can now open doors... and did anyone see the episode of Black Mirror with the robot dogs? This one looks a little toooooo similar for comfort. Ugh! Video of Hey Buddy, Can You Give Me a Hand? Some package thieves got a little more than they bargained for... serves 'em right! Thieves steal...
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Sam Hill: Pimple Poppin', Driver's License App and The Facebook Downvote Button

Happy Monday. I type it but I'm not feelin' it. I 100% hoped this morning that I'd come down with an illness so I could stay home- when it's this cold, I just want to hunker down, eat soup, snuggle my kiddo and read a book. Moving on... would you be excited about the option of having your driver's...
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Sam Hill: Munchies and Does Adele Slowed Waaaay Down Sound Like Sam Smith? What?

Sometimes you realize the obvious- people with the munchies are totally going to buy some girl scout cookies: An entrepreneurial Girl Scout said she sold 312 boxes of cookies outside a San Diego pot shop this weekend, and her identity remains a mystery
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Sam Hill: Big Game Thoughts, Doggo Tap House and The Sound Decorator For Your Toilet!

Alright... all the chatter today is, of course, about the Big Game. Being as New England is my LEAST favorite team on the planet, the outcome was more than satisfactory for me. But in all honesty, being a huge fan of the game in general, I just enjoyed seeing a genuinely excellent game. I don't...
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Sam Hill: Big Game Stats and What Will Probably Be My FAV Commercial

All kinds of fun chat about the Big Game today 'round the country. Did you know: 1. Almost 14 MILLION Americans will call in sick the day after the game? So says this survey... 2. The average American will spend just over 80 bucks on game day... see what that adds up to here! 3. Today is Go Red for...
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WATCH: BJ & Jamie: "I Joined The Hatriots"

Watch "I Joined The Hatriots" below.
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Sam Hill: Dog Gets Unemployment and The Weirdest Donation Ever!

Happy Thursday! Did you hear about the dog in Michigan that was approved for unemployment benefits? Yeah, kinda makes you wonder about gov efficiency... or wonder more, rather. I once received a credit card offer for my cat. Dog gets approved for unemployment benefits: —...
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Sam Hill: 84 Plumbers and a Broken Toilet, Left Shark Has Been Located and More!

An emotional support peacock was recently denied access to a flight leaving Newark- what is this world coming to? One by one, we're losing our fundamental human rights: — Dave Barry (@rayadverb) January 30, 2018 In the Ironic Moment of the Day... Norwegian plane with 84...
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