Slacker and Steve

Slacker and Steve - Lucky (Audio)

Lucky people really suck according to Slacker. A man won $10,000 and followed it up by winning $1 million. A Brazilian business man through $35,000 down on a roulette table on a single number. He won $3.5 million. He was being super cocky before the spin, people were secretly hoping he would lose...
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Slacker and Steve - Fabulous Size (Audio)

K-Mart just renamed their "plus-sized" clothes "fabulously-sized." These usually cover sizes 12 and over. Retailers are trying to make bigger people feel better about their size. How do you feel about it?
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Slacker and Steve - Shower Thoughts (Audio)

Shower thoughts are some of the greatest things ever. The early bird gets the worm... but what about the worm? He was up early and got eaten alive. What did my dog name me? They are thought-provoking and even give you a good chuckle. What's the best shower thought you've heard?
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Slacker and Steve - Skeleton in Your Closet (Audio)

A councilman had to resign after his life as a furry was exposed. Steve wonders if he was supposed to disclose it. Slacker finds it funny to ask to swap clothes with people. Especially dresses. Slacker even won a bet for putting on a woman’s dress. Can he not be mayor now? What is the skeleton in...
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Slacker and Steve - If Steve was a Daddy (Audio)

Steve has a readied statement if he suddenly became a father. If the day ever comes, Steve is ready. He wouldn't completely divulge what his statement says, but did hint that his child would be financially cared for. It is more of a "insert name here" letter. Is that a D-bag thing to have ready?
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Slacker and Steve - First World Problems (Audio)

Slacker lives in a world where his Vodka has to be chilled. His freezer locks after you close it once. It broke a bottle of vodka once. Stupid freezer. Little D's water bottle doesn't fit in his cup holders. Someone bought an Amazon echo to turn the lights off. What's your first world problem?
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Slacker and Steve - Sleepwalking (Audio)

Sleepwalkers can be asleep and have their eyes open and carry a conversation. A North Carolina guy said he had a dream and may have accidentally killed his wife. At least that's his story. People can have relations while they are sleeping. Sleepwalking can be something that is passed down from...
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Slacker and Steve - It Only Happens in the Movies (Audio)

Sometimes unrealistic things in movies get over-looked. Monologueing is something that pops up all the time. In real life, it would be over before a villain gets out one line. Also, no one says bye on the phone in movies. Ever notice how everyone quiets down in a bar immediately when someone says...
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Slacker and Steve - Rude (Audio)

A recent survey found that 47% of people think double-dipping is rude. The person who took the last of something needs to either replace it or let everyone know. Especially when it comes to milk. Not offering a drink when someone comes over is something Steve does. In a pot-legal state is rude to...
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Slacker and Steve - Is It Stealing? (Audio)

An Amazon worker has been reunited with her engagement ring - after accidentally posting it more than 200 miles away. Tatiana Fernandez lost the diamond band in a box of children’s books during the packing process in Scotland. She and her fiance, Stuart O’Neil, searched for the item along with...
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