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Girl Scout Cookies

YI! Today is a special day, it only happens once a year. Slacker and Steve are going to buy 100 boxes of Girl Scout cookies from one lucky girl, and upset a lot of others in the process. Slacker said that he wasnt even sure if they can buy 100 boxes because they only have $300. The sales pitch had...
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OPP: Husband Hired an Escort

Yi Slacker and Steve, I just found out that my husband hired an escort a few years ago. We were in a bad spot in our marriage when it happened. He said that he's been feeling guilty about it and he felt like I had the right to know. He said he used protection and he's only done it that one time. I...
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OPP: Husband Left for Younger Woman

Today's #OPP comes from a woman whose husband left her for a younger woman. After breaking her heart, he is having second thoughts and wants to come back to her. She is not sure what she should do. Part of her wants to take him back to have a complete family, but then how does she deal with her...
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Drunk or Kid?

YI! Its time for another edition of Drunk or Kid! The first story was a kid who stole his mom's gun and held up a convenient store. Second story was a person who stole a decorative item from a restaurant, but returned it with a note and candy. Our last news story was about a drunk guy fighting with...
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Hidden/Useless Talent

YI! We all have hiddent talents, and while some are useless, some are quite entertaining, like the guy below who peeled a coconut in seconds, using only his teeth! Bizarre moment man strips whole coconut in 20 seconds - using just his teeth If you ever find yourself with a coconut, but without a...
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Hidden/Useless Talent

YI! We all have hiddent talents, and while some are useless, some are quite entertaining, like the guy below who peeled a coconut in seconds, using only his teeth! Bizarre moment man strips whole coconut in 20 seconds - using just his teeth If you ever find yourself with a coconut, but without a...
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Ruined For You

Slacker can attach a negative connotation to almost anything in the world. He doesn’t eat anything white and creamy because mom forced him to drink sour milk. His mother ruined all things white and creamy. Slacker also had his heart broken in a retail store that he loves, making him never want to...
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I Witnessed History

YI! Reddit recently asked users when they've witnessed history, and here's one of the submissions: - Little known to most people, there was a water main break in the parking lot behind the century 16 movie theatre in Aurora, Colorado the night of the shooting. I was a utility locator at the time...
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Stealers

YI! A 300-pound bronze statue of a former University of California crew coach was stolen from the university's campus. The life-size statue of crew coach Carrol 'Ky' Ebright was taken from the university's boathouse in Oakland, according to a news release from UC Berkeley police. The statue of the...
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Right Now Drama

Yi! Everyone goes through drama in life, and it comes in all shapes and sizes. Where ever there is life, there is usually drama following right behind it like a wrecking ball. What's your drama right now? One caller, Alexis, phoned in to say that she might be having an affair today with her boss,...
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