Didja miss whut we sed on "White Trash News Flash" or
do ya jist need anuther hit of chicken-fried fun?
Here they is... all the fine audio from our dee-liteful daily minutes of glory.
Don't ferget ta stop by the White Trash Cafe on yer way out. YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, y'all! [ monthly ARCHIVES at the bottom of the page..]
Wednesday, May 14 - How to Find a Stolen Car
Tuesday, May 13 - How to make scrambled eggs
Friday, May 9 - How many bullets are left in the gun?
Wednesday, May 7 - Don't follow Fajita Smell
Tuesday, May 6 - The punishment for forgetting turn signal? Strip search!
Monday, May 5 - Coffee Shop thieves get run for their money
Thursday, May 1 - Jewelry heist works so well, thief tries it again!