We’ve all had those moments where you were bound to say those three little abbreviations, “FML.” “F- My Life.” For example, one of Slacker’s friends got a letter that said she won a trip to go on a cruise and there was money in the envelope to help with expenses. She thought it was a scam so of course; she tore it up and threw it away, only to find out later that it was a birthday gift from one of her cousin’s! FML.
Steve went road tripping with some buddies of his once to a football game in Minneaplois and they stopped to hit the bathroom. Well, Steve got done first so he went back to wait by the car and wondered why his buddies weren’t following behind. Turns out, his buddies got into a fight with some other dudes in the bathroom and eventually brought the fight outside when some truckers tore them apart and they took off. So, Steve and his buddies continued onto the game and when they got there, it was an “FML” moment. The dudes they were fighting in the bathroom were sitting in the seats right behind them!! Luckily, everyone kept their cool.
Slacker did some appearances for a start-up water company and they asked him to get involved in the company. He just laughed and said no. He wanted money in hand, but eventually Vitamin Water sold to Fifty-Cent and Coca-Cola. FML.
Our Producer Dave received mail from his college a few years ago and thought it was just another one of their junk mails they always send so he ignored it. Two years later he opened it up and it was a check for $4,000!! FML!
Prince Charming…Who needs him? Today's OPP is from Jonathan...
Yi guys! I’m turning to you because I’ve tried everything else and nothing has worked thus far. Here’s the deal—I’m rich and I’m single. I don’t want to say exactly how rich, but I will say that I could easily buy a house anywhere in the world that I would like. I’ve worked very hard to acquire my wealth and I’m ready to have fun with it. I’m tired of trying dating websites…they’re full of fake women. Here’s what I’m looking for: I would like a woman 27-39, no children and I would like her to be at least 50 lbs overweight. I’ve found that overweight women are more level-headed and less likely to be superficial. Would it be possible for you to lend a hand in finding the perfect woman?
Thank you,
Jonathan
The guys find something intiging about this guy, so that's why they are going to try and help him out. The description of what the guys wants is what has drawn their interest.
They're not sure what to do for this guy. Are woman offended? Will woman want to date him? Is his premise of an over weight woman being more "real" about their true selves, or is he being a blow hard?
Steve says if he has the house, the clothes but just doesn't look like a million bucks, he needs to get out and make it happen.
Slacker thinks this guy just needs to learn how to close the sale.
One time, they saw a guy at a bar who actually put his finger through his key chain and started spinning it around like he was some smooth operator...
They think he might just be that guy! A True D-Bag!
What's your take on this guy?
I think he needs to date a few woman that interest him and figure out the type that suits him. He may find out what we already know... You can't be so pin point precise with what you want because once you get to know someone, then you develop feelings and make plans. Never judge a book by ity's cover. Good, Bad, Ugly, Georgous, Tall, Short, Skinny or Heavy...It's a two way street.
Peace, Love and Good Happines Stuff! - Ray the Intern
We know the stay-at-home-parent is busy most of the day. But you have to admit, you have some free time to do things your spouse doesn’t know about. Do you take a 3 hour nap? Watch re-runs of your favorite show? Maybe something totally crazy!
Slacker's wife watches netflix likes it's her job. She will actually talked to the show. He admits she's busts her ass, but really? It's not that tough with 1 kid in school and the other at home and low maintenance. She still keeps the house immaculate. He's being careful because there's a 50/50 chance she's listening...Now he's waiting for the text from his wife...any minute now.
Slacker's job is to make what he does seem like it's worth it to pay money for Steve and Slacker to develop a show...Same deal with Stay at Home Mom's.
Steve doesn't think it's a job. You don't pay taxes, you don't get paid, no vacation... Not a job!
What do you do with your unsupervised time?
I watch TV in every room and get more done in the house than if I saved money and only had one TV on...
Peace, Love and Good Happiness Stuff! - Ray the Intern
Do you want to see Cee Lo Green live in Vegas? Of course you do!
Here is how the contest works:
Each day we will pick a superstar song of the day, that song will play three times throughout day.
(7am, 12noon, and 4pm)
Call in and be caller number 9 and you will wins tickets to see The Script at The Ogden on October 23rd. This prize then qualifies you for a chance to win a trip for two to Vegas to see Cee Lo Green at Planet Hollywood on October 10th.
Here are the Superstar Songs of the Day:
Friday 9/28: Fun.Some Nights
Monday 10/1: Carley Rae Jepson:Call Me Maybe
Tuesday 10/2: Pink: Blow Me One Last Kiss
Wednesday 10/3: Maroon 5: Payphone
The Grand Prize includes airfare for two, and two nights in a hotel at Planet Hollywood on October 9th and 10th, as well as two tickets to the Cee Lo and Friends Concert at Planet Hollywood.
This story could happen to anyone!! Even Howie A man 27 was Sexting his girlfriend a proposition for sex he also attached a photo…. Problem is it went to ALL his contacts, some of which were minors…. Some parents saw the text and he was tried convicted of sex crimes and did 18months in prison, and is now a registered sex offender.
Email from a guy who set his bff “MIKE” up with a nice girl.. the problem is he never told the girl that MIKE was only 5’2”… should he have disclosed this information before the blind date or do you just let it roll and see what happens… Bj & Jamie says Tell, Howie say why let her work it out.
The Four Most Important Words to Say to Your Man Every Day
When you are in a long-term, committed relationship, it is assumed that you love each other. So, sure, it's important to say, "I love you."
But according to counseling experts, the four most important words you can say to your man, everyday, to keep your relationship happy, are: "How was your day?"
90 percent of failing couples in counseling have stopped asking each other that ever important question. When you stop asking that simple question, it can seem like you don't care. And the most important thing in any relationship is nurturing the bond between you with listening, caring and empathizing. (Courtesy of Redbook)
Slacker never wants to re-live his day so he doesn’t really want to be asked that at all. But he and his wife say other things to each other every day so they both know they care. Aw, how cute. Steve’s most serious relationship is with his car and it still makes his day every time he gets in it, so he’s just fine without the four words.
Do you ask your partner about their day?
In my last relationship, we asked each other every day how their day was. Did you notice I said “last relationship”? Yes, it was nice but it didn’t help all the other things that were wrong. But I’ll keep it in mind for my future one!
The Grand Prize includes airfare for two, and two nights in a hotel at Planet Hollywood on October 9th and 10th, as well as two tickets to the Cee Lo and Friends Concert at Planet Hollywood.
