A 38-year-old woman was adopted when she was born and recently decided to try and find her birth mother. What she found was pretty amazing! The woman requested her adoption records and they were just made available by the Ohio Department of Health. After she learned her mother's name, she decided to look her up on Facebook and discovered that they worked at the same tele services company! She reached out to her mother the next day and the two were reunited. She also learned that she has three sisters she didn't know about—and one of them works at the company as well.
Slacker says that when he was a kid, he always thought it might be cool to be adopted. He says that he knew that he wasn't adopted however, because he and his brothers all have the same teeth! Slacker says if he was adopted he would probably starting looking for his real family sooner than 38!
Steve says that when he learned what adopting was, he had to ask his parent if he was adopted.
Some stories just don't make sense and are so unbelievable that it seems there is only one explanation… a higher power!
One woman suffered from a head injury when she got in a skiing accident… and it turned her into a genius! She says a skiing accident during a vacation left her with highly advanced mental abilities. She said the accident happened during the winter break of her senior year of college when she blacked out after she went flying off a ski slope! The woman added that she didn't experience any negative long-term effects, except for a headache and shoulder pain, which was from a mild concussion and a broken collar bone. However, weeks later, her vision, perception, and her memory of things began to change drastically. She says she remembers every place she's ever been in great detail because of the changes in her brain. The doctors say the condition is extremely rare, with only around 50 reported cases in the world.
Slacker says he couldn't map out the building he works in everyday! Let alone remember every single place he has ever been to in great detail!
Steve says he has no short term memory left. Steve says he has no short term memory left. :)
Do you have any stories that can only be explained by a higher power?
Today's OPP found out that her boyfriend did things with another woman. Some of you might say it should be considered cheating, others might tell her to get over it! Here is what Brandi has to say:
Yi! My boyfriend and I are fighting over something that happened last Saturday. I went out with my sister while he went out with his best friend. The guys went to a sports bar and met up with a woman that his friend likes. She had a girlfriend with her. The four of them went back to his friend's house and got in his hot tub. Jimmy swears nothing happened between him and the other woman. I was outraged. I consider this cheating. He says it is not and that he shouldn't be crucified because he did nothing wrong. Getting in a hot tub with another woman is WRONG!
Who's right - me or him?
Slacker says he isn't a prude, however he thinks something may be wrong with this situation. If there are only four people in the hot tub, and a two of which are a couple, the other two are probably going to have to talk, and maybe flirt a little. He says it may have crossed the line when they left the bar.
Steve doesn't understand why a guy can't just sit in a hot tub without being accused of cheating.
Do you think this is considered cheating? What should Brandi do?
One father-daughter duo in New York set a world record with one of their body parts! Byron Schlenker and his teenage daughter BOTH hold records for having the world's widest tongue! The fathers tongue measures in at 3.4 inches across (which is the same width as a beer mat and ¾ inches wider than an iPhone 6!) His daughter is not far behind at 2.8 inches wide—she holds the record for the widest female tongue while her father has the men's crown. Since the dad's tongue was officially dubbed the world's widest he has become a celebrity in his hometown!
Some Celebs have physical oddities that you may have never known! Here are a few:
Mark Wahlberg: a third nipple
Megan Fox: clubbed thumbs
Ashton Kutcher: webbed toes
Denzel Washington: permanently bent pinky finger
Harry Styles: extra set of nipples
Carrie Underwood: had a third nipple (she since has had it removed)
Vince Vaughn: half a thumb missing
Mila Kunis: two different colored eyes
Slacker says it's hard to look at the picture of the father-daughter couple! He says he would make out with a cow tongue before he would go anywhere near Bryon Schlenker! He also said that every person in his family has lost/cut off a finger!
Steve thinks that even if they didn't have those tongues, they would still look weird! Steve thinks that Lil' D should start poking Slacker with his deformed finger just to freak him out!
Lil' D says he smashed his finger between a car ramp and the concrete when he was a kid! He said his finger pretty much exploded and now there is no bone in the upper third of his finger!
Do you have any body oddities? We want to hear about them!
If you're single and believe in ghosts then today is your lucky day! There is a new dating app that is only for the supernatural believers. The dating website is called the Supernatural Dating Society. The websites says that they "would like nothing more than to meet other people with whom they can discuss their thoughts, beliefs and experiences without compromise." Spooky! A 79-year-old Texas woman got scammed out of one million dollars from a man whom she met on a dating website. He claims he needed money to buy tools to help him fix his house. After four transactions through the bank, the woman had never heard from him again, until the bank became extremely suspicious. The woman explained the circumstance and now the police have found the man and he is getting charged with theft and is facing serious prison time. A hack on Tinder set up bots all around the world and reprogrammed the system to hook straight men up with one another without their knowledge. The men would exchange flirty messages, but never met in public. Once some hints were dropped it became a very awkward situation. The hacker came forward and stated that he thought it was hilarious and he liked watching the results unfold. Be careful who you date online!
Slacker says he wonders how many right swipes he would get if he posted his wedding ring on Tinder. He thinks that would be a good experiment.
Steve does not do online dating because he doesn't know how to use it.
Kelly was rummaging through her husbands' email and found something odd that is now changing the way she feels about her husband. She stumbled across an email from his work stating that he was reprimanded for sexual harassment. She said the email included information about how he was trying to make advances and making comments. She also says that he is not a sexual guy who makes sexual innuendos. Kelly has not confronted her husband about this so he has no idea that she knows. She is sad but also disgusted that her husband would be fooling around and crossing the line at work with another woman. She can't even look at her husband anymore. They have not had relations since she found the email. She needs advice on what to do. She thinks that her marriage is just over and that she should just leave him but another part of her wants to confront him.
Slacker says that if you listen to an off air conversation of Slacker and Steve, you could consider that to be sexual harassment. He says that if his wife saw an email of him being inappropriate at work she wouldn't be surprised because half of his jokes are sexual innuendos. He says that human resources probably have a whole file of Slacker and Steve. He says that she will need to confront him.
Steve says that she needs to confront him. He thinks that he is hiding something major because he didn't mention it.
Should Kelly confront her husband or just leave him? Is their marriage over?
Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all fictional characters that left us all scarred when we found out they were not real, but we want to know what else you believed in that is completely not true but your believed it anyway! Slacker, Steve, and Lil' D were all terrified of one substance. Your parents tell you don't touch it because it will get under your skin. Fiber Glass! They were terrified of fiber glass and thought that it would ultimately kill them.
Slacker says he also believed that when he first got his driver's license that he did not have to stop at the stop signs with white trimming around them. He says that a bunch of guys at school told him that and he believed it until he went to a big city and saw that everyone was stopping at the white trimmed stop signs. He also believed that warts came from a frog peeing on you.
Steve says that a girl in his neighborhood told him that his skin would be mangled if he touched the fiber class and the girl that told him about the fiber glass had just shoved Steve's friend's face into a pile of it. Steve stopped hanging out him afterwards because he thought he was contagious.
Lil' D's dad bought a fiber glass canoe to go fishing in, this after being all the kids at school telling him that touching fiber glass will kill him because the glass would dissolve under his skin. His dad had to do some major convincing to get him into the boat. He also thought that clouds came out of smoke stacks.
Finish this sentence, "All my life I believed__________!"
Georgia mother got caught for holding a party for her daughter that got out of hand fast. The mother played naked Twister with the teens, smoked pot, drank alcohol, and even had relations not with just one teen but two and it was her daughter's boyfriend. The mother was in sexual and alcohol counselling and after the party she confided in her counselor and spilled all the beans. The counselor then called the police and she is not losing custody of all five children. She was recently divorced from her husband who is an Iraqi war veteran. At least she did not drop her child into a cheetah exhibit like the mother in Ohio. Last Saturday a mother dropped her 2-year-old son into the Ohio's zoo cheetah exhibit. The boy survived the 12-foot fall and the cheetah's never approached the boy. He was taken to the local hospital. Another mother in San Fernando Valley in California is catching heat this week after videos of her surfacing on YouTube of her pole dancing with her child on her back. Ashley Wright posted a video of her clothed with her baby wrapped on her back while she danced to a Lion King Song. Some say that she endangering her child and should be charged with child abuse.
Slacker says how does this kind of stuff happen? That is bad parenting gone to the extreme! He said that his parents would never let him have parties at their house.
Steve thinks the Georgia mom is an amazing mom and he thinks she is cute because she has great cheekbones.
There are just some things in life that we can never go back to. Slacker loved the movie Dirty Dancing in the 80's. When he first watched it he was actually surprised about how good it was but last weekend that was not the same case. When he watched the movie last weekend he was mortified as to why he ever liked the movie in the first place. Steve will never go back to his ex and it's not because they had a bad relationship. He used to picture his ex during his "special alone time" until he saw her recent Facebook picture. She gained so much weight that he can never go back to picturing her in the same way again. Lil' D grew up on Hamburger Helper and loved it. He loved it so much and it was cheap, so he decided that he would make some for his family. First bite he thought it was disgusting and never knew how he consumed so much of it in his childhood.
Slacker says that he was excited to watch Dirty Dancing with his daughter once she got older but not anymore because he thought it was so terrible due to bad acting and a terribly plot line. He feels the same about Disney Land.
Steve says that his ex was physically awesome until recently! He tracked down his old ex and she has just turned into a super uber mom! He said she was rocking the mom jeans!
Lil' D says Hamburger Helper is the ultimate cheap delicious meal until he tried it again.
Yi - I've been dating a guy for 6 weeks and he asked me to go on vacation to the Bahamas with him. He goes all the time and wants to take me. I've never been out of the country and I've only seen the ocean once before so he is really excited to show me the sandy beaches and blue water. I will probably never have the money to take a trip like this again so I'm really thinking of going. I'm not stupid though and I know it's not smart to travel so far with someone I've known less than 2 months. What should I do? Take the opportunity to see a place I won't have the chance to go to again? Or play it safe and stay home? –Alyssa
Slacker's fourth date with his ex-wife was in Mexico. He thinks that Alyssa probably has a weird feeling about the man because she is writing to the show for advice. He says that if she really liked this guy she would know what to do without having to ask for advice. He also discusses "vacation relations" are way better, so they should go have some fun experiences together. Ultimately Slacker says that Alyssa should go.
Steve thinks it is their responsibility to keep Alyssa alive. He says that if he was a girl he would never girl and he would never ask someone for only knowing them for six weeks to go on a trip. He says that she should just go onto the internet and look at the Bahamas rather than go because all sand looks the same and so does the ocean. Steve says don't go!
Josh and Lauren are about to make a huge commitment to each other but before they do, Lauren wants to put Josh out of his comfort zone. She wants the two of them to write their own wedding vows. Josh is against the idea because he is bad at writing and he does not want to look stupid at his own wedding. She wants him to try really hard and do it for her. He thinks that the traditional vows are better and he knows how good Lauren is at writing, so nothing he does, no matter how hard he tries, his vows will never add up to hers. Josh says that he loves her but his words are not good enough. She wants him to put forth the effort and explain his emotions and feelings for her in front of everyone. Lauren describes the traditional wedding vows as un-romantic and that written vows are much better at explaining love and emotions. She really wants to put value into their vows. He says traditional vows are still sentimental. Lauren says that he has written her love letters and that he is a fantastic writer.
Slacker says that he is more of a traditional type of guy. He says that you don't know how nerve racking it is standing up on the alter in front of everyone and having to say your own vows would make the event even harder. Slacker feels that she just wants to show off her writing skills at her wedding.
Steve says that maybe they could pre-record their vows so he does not have to participate in the public speaking or have Morgan Freeman write and read his vows. He doesn't think that Lauren should not be making her love one look and feel stupid at his wedding.
Here's your daily dose of cuteness for a day! A pizza place in California got a request they never thought they would get. A woman called in made an order than made a special request. She wanted the pizzeria to send their cutest delivery boy and to tell her that she was pretty. The delivery boy thought he was going to a big drunken party but turns out it was the exact opposite. He showed up to the woman's birthday party at her own house with elaborate decorations but no one else was there because no one showed up. The delivery boy stayed with her for about an hour and they shared the pizza and cake. He left her after telling her she was pretty and happy birthday. Unfortunately when he returned to work he got written up for taking so long but he says it was worth it. Some more good news if you're a Taco Bell lover! They are now starting an experiment to deliver! Hopefully the experiment is profitable because I am sure many people will want Taco Bell delivered to them.
Slacker says that he wants to work in a pizzeria and call everyone Lou and call the pizza pies! He says that if he worked at that pizzeria they would have definitely sent him.
Steve says that he would have been the one who was sent, not Slacker.
A stalker in Pennsylvania is going to jail for 18-36 months for stalking a local family. 37-year-old John Geiman pleaded guilty to pouring sugar in the family's car and urinating on it, and starting a fire on their front porch. The reason for the stalking was due to the man having a brief relationship with the wife of the family. Geiman has been cited for 10 instances of stalking. The family now has a restraining order against the man. Bin Van Phan followed a woman all the way to Dubai to stalk her. The woman did not want anything to do with him yet he bombarded her with flowers, chocolates, and champagne on Christmas day at her family home. This woman tried to get away from him by moving to the Middle East but Bin spent three weeks trying to find her exact location and he did. The woman was friends with Bin but never had a relationship with him. He is being jailed for 10 weeks and she received a restraining order against him. A Florida man was stalking two woman and they lead him right to a police station. A 24-year-old woman was walking out of her house in Plantation, Florida when Jason Seeburger was watching her closely. She was waiting for her friend to pick her up and when she did Jason followed the two women. When the two females discovered that they were being followed they drove to the Sunrise police headquarters. Jason was watching the women while he was parked in the police station's lot. Not knowing where he was, he was surprised when police officers came out and arrested him. He admitted to following them because he thought one of the females was cute. A New Jersey man was arrested with a woman's pair of underwear in his pocket. The stalker broke into this woman's apartment and took a pair of her underwear. The man is being charged with theft, criminal trespass and "peering."
Slacker says that he usually stalks people "pre-love." He would go to where the people he wanted to date were. If he knew the girl he liked was at the mall he would go to the mall. He says that he does not stalk after a relationship because he is too busy for that.
Steve says that he stalked his old girlfriend when they broke up. It was the only girl Steve has ever lived with.
Have you or have you had a stalker? What crazy thing did they do to you?
Gina has been with her boyfriend for about eight months and she is having a dilemma with her boyfriend's family. They started dating right after he broke off his previous engagement with another woman. His family only sees Gina as a rebound even though their one year anniversary is coming up shortly. She has even caught her boyfriend's sisters talking behind her back and they were not nice things being said. Gina says she is in love with her boyfriend and does not want to lose him. She says that a rebound to her is typically only a week. Gina has not talked to her boyfriend about this because she says it is not in her character to start drama. She needs help on convincing his family that she is not a rebound.
Slacker he says that the next person you date does not always mean that they are a rebound. He started dating his current wife right after his divorce. He says the only way to know if you are a rebound id if your relationship is moving really fast. He said this situation is not good but sometimes the rebound person turns out to be the one.
Steve says you have to prove that you are not the rebound. He says that maybe she can break out of the rebound zone.
How can Gina convince his family that she isn't a rebound? Is this even possible or is their relationship just doomed?
Even actors get hurt in stupid ways! Actress Tori Spelling took quite the tumble onto a grill in a Benihana restaurant. She was severely burned and even had to get surgery for skin grafts which she was totally against due to her fears of scarring. Her two boys and husband Dean were shaken up and looked terrified and sad according to the press. At least she didn't tear any tendons like the California man did. He tore tendons in his thumb for playing too much Candy Crush on his phone. He quickly became addicted to the game and now needs surgery. Dr. Andrew Doan says, "We need to be aware that certain video games can act like digital painkillers." Be careful around grills and don't play too many IPhone games.
Slacker says he goes to Benihana a lot and has an irrational fear of the grills there because he talks a lot with his hands and he drinks a lot of sake there. He says that he does not think that Tori Spelling is that cute. He says that he hurt himself badly when he was trying to pick up a pencil.
Steve tore his ACL while reaching for his toothbrush. He says that for skin grafts they take the skin from the back of your thighs, so Tori Spelling will never be able to wear shorts again!
Hitchhiking can lead to some pretty bizarre stories, but just wait until you hear what these two guys tried to do! Two 'knights in shining armor' are hitchhiking across Ireland… all while literally wearing 55 pounds of armor! Brendan Halpin and his companion Jack Pinson an expert in longbow making, set out from Waterville to hitchhike to Killarney. They are making their way horseless to the early 16th century Galway battle site. Halpin, who has a master's degree in combat archaeology, is a founder member of Irish Medieval Combat, the first Irish organization in recent history dedicated to the sport of full contact medieval combat. "We've been getting really positive reactions," Halpin said during a stop in Killarney.
A man in Kentucky picked up a hitchhiker and probably shouldn't have! The hitchhiker pulled a knife on the driver and forced him to veer off the roadway onto a dirt road. He then kicked out the driver and stole his car! According to the Sheriff's Office, deputies received a call around 6:40AM about the incident and 45 minutes later located the truck abandoned on the road. They are still looking for the hitchhiker who stole the truck at this time.
Slacker doesn't know which is weirder, the hitchhiker or the person who picks them up! However, he said he would pick up a guy with a chainsaw and mask before he picks up LARPers (Live Action Role Players)!
Steve doesn't understand the mentality of hitchhikers! He says there is public transportation if you need to go somewhere! And if you are going somewhere that's really far away and you don't have a car/money, you probably shouldn't be going there anyway!
Whether you have been the hitchhiker or you have picked up a hitchhiker, we want to hear about it! Do you have any crazy hitchhiking stories?
Tantrums, out-of-control hormones, stealing...dealing with just one of these is enough to drive a parent crazy. Put them all together and you get krazy kids.
A 13-year-old boy in Ohio destroyed his mother's car because she took away his cellphone! The boy jumped on the roof and smashed the front windshield. He also spit on his mother and threw a large bottle of Gatorade at his stepfather. After destroying the car, he ran away from home. When he returned home a few hours later, he was taken to a juvenile detention center.
A middle school student steals money from his grandfather and gives it away to his classmates. He stole a total of $25,000 and was handing out $100 bills to his friends at school. He ended up giving away thousands of dollars before he got caught. So far $7,000 has been recovered but the cops are still trying to figure out how he took the money.
A 14-year-old in Florida was charged for changing his teacher's background screen on his computer. The middle school student was able to hack into the computer system and changed the background to two men kissing. The teen figured out the password to the network but never changed any grades or anything else. He was arrested and suspended for 10 days.
Slacker says that any one of these stories may turn out to be his son! He thinks his son is going to be a rebel child.
Steve says when he was 16 his mom let him use her car to take the driver's test. Her conditions for him using it was that he had to clean it before he used it, however, he never cleaned it and his mom called him out on it! He says he was mad so he flipped her off.
Do you have any krazy kid stories? We want to hear them!
It's a term most of us have had to deal with in one relationship or another..."break." Today's OPP wants to know what exactly it means when you take a break. Here is what he has to say:
Yi! My boyfriend and I have been dating for about 7months now and it has been good. Recently he has had an itch to feel what it's like to be single. He is really confused and doesn't want to break up, but instead have a break. He says he still loves me, but he doesn't want to cheat so he wants to be honest and try this single life. We are on a break for 2-3 weeks and at the end he will chose if he likes it and rather have that or stay with me. Do you think he just doesn't want to hurt my feelings, and doesn't know how to break up? or do you think he is really confused? I've asked him and he always says he's confused. What should I do? Wait or just let it all go?
Slacker says a break can be healthy if both people think it will strengthen the relationship. If one person needs a break and the other person really wants to be with them, they should let them go. If they come back, then you know that they really want to be with you.
Steve thinks a "break" means that you are no longer a priority to the other person. And if after that break (which consists mostly of having relations with other people) they want you back, Steve says you shouldn't take them back! He says you shouldn't be someone second choice!
What do you think taking a break in a relationship means?
An Alaska Airlines flight had to make an emergency landing when the pilot heard a banging noise coming from beneath the plane! Once they landed, they realized the noise was coming from a person who was trapped in the cargo hold beneath the plane's passenger compartment. Rescue workers and airline officials found a baggage handler in the cargo compartment when they opened its door. The worker told investigators that he had fallen asleep in the compartment and only woke up when the plane was already taking off! The worker was taken to a hospital to be checked and was able to walk away from the aircraft after the cargo door was opened. The flight departed later and landed in Los Angeles about 80 minutes late.
Slacker says he recently fell asleep in a taxi cab while on the highway. He says he told the driver which exit to take and when he woke up, the driver completely missed the exit and just kept on driving! He said what should have been a $40 taxi ride turned into a $95 taxi ride!
Steve says Slacker is the one who always falls asleep and denies Slackers accusations the he is the one who is always falling asleep in meetings!
Have you ever fallen asleep at an inappropriate time? We want to hear your crazy sleeping stories!
A man in England woke up to an unexpected and unwanted tattoo! Josh Barnbrough was passed out at a party when his friend decided it would be a good idea to give him some new ink! He woke up the next morning to find a tattoo on his back that read, "If found face down call an ambulance". The friend inked him with a do-it-yourself tattoo kit! "The opportunity presented itself and I couldn't resist. I didn't feel guilty when I was doing it because I'd had a few drinks myself but I was quite remorseful afterwards and asked everyone not to tell Josh who had done it" says the friend. Josh now has to pay for and suffer through the pain of getting the tattoo removed!
Slacker doesn't think he has ever been so drunk/passed out that he wouldn't wake up and feel someone TATTOOING him!! Slacker remembers his mom passing out when his brother smashed his arm under a car hood. He says that the moment she saw what happened she went down!
Steve says he never passes out and that Slacker is always the one who is passing out! However, he did pass out at a concert due to heavy drinking and smoking.
Whether it was from fainting or drinking too much, we want to hear your pass out stories!
A man in Australia is filing for divorce after 40 years, but his reasoning for it is super shallow! He told the court he would have never married his wife if he had known she had deformed nipples. He says it was the reason his marriage was 'doomed' during his divorce proceedings. Despite the marriage lasting for forty years he told the Canberra court the relationship was over as soon as he discovered his wife's disfigurement in 1975. The couple were married in 1972 and both parties dispute when the marriage ended with the husband claiming it was in 1999 and the wife insisting it was in fact 2011. Claiming he only stayed with his wife for the sake of his children the man accused his wife of avoiding sex to hide her disfigurement and insisted the person he lived with before his marriage was a 'fake' and an 'illusion'. "If I had seen them before I would not have married her. Our marriage was doomed. If she had not been pregnant I would have sought a divorce in 1975" he said.
Slacker knows someone who dated this girl that was really beautiful but not that sharpest tool in the shed. This girl thought that coleslaw was pronounced/spelled cold-slaw…so the guy broke up with her. Slacker also said that his ex-wife thought that a windowsill was called a window seal. He says that always bothered him!
Steve says he is pretty shallow! He says that he once dated a girl who always ate her dessert first… so he dumped her!
Do you have any shallow breakup stories? We want to hear them!
Today's OPP and her best friend are going through a rough patch! Here is what Hilary has to say:
My best friend and I have been almost inseparable since high school. Things have really changed lately. Everything she does is really getting on my nerves. We'll go out to drink and we used to have a good time but now I want to punch her in the face for acting so stupid. She'll talk trash about someone and I generally seem to think the other person is right. I don't know what's brought this on, and to be honest I don't know if she has changed or if I have. Is this a something friendships go through? Are we just in a "slump" or is it time to move on from her?
Slacker thinks that if they have been that close for that long, it is somewhat natural to get tired of each other at some point or another. He says that once you get irritated with a friend and you have to put too much effort into it, he doesn't think it's worth it anymore. Slacker's advice is to leave the friendship!
Steve says that people change and when you get to a certain age, friends are really as important anymore. He thinks that when you get older, friends start to grow apart and just become acquaintances.
Steve has recently learned a valuable lesson… the hard way! One of Steve's hobbies is collecting antique toys. He says he gets really into it and spends quite a bit of money on the hobby. However, when one of Steve's friends asked if his son could borrow a toy for his show and tell day at school, Steve said yes. Low and behold, the $1000 batman toy was destroyed! Steve said that his friend promised that he would take care of the toy when he lent it to him but now that it has been destroyed, it doesn't seem like he is going to repay him! Steve doesn't know if he should be mad at his friend or mad at himself for trusting him!
Slacker doesn't really understand the whole collectable toy situation and he says Steve should have really made sure that his friend knew just how valuable it was to him.
What do you think Steve should do? Have you ever lent a friend something that they destroyed or lost?
If you haven't heard what happened here's a little recap for you and an update! So previously this week Slacker was in a Target parking lot sitting in his car when he saw an employee's car get hit by another car. The person who hit this young man's car drove away without looking for damage, however it turns out the person who hit the car was Slacker's old co-worker. So we covered the story on the show to find out what he should do; to say something or let it go. The next day after the segment aired, Slacker was getting calls from a random number in which he never answers. The person left a voice mail and you will never guess who it was. His co-worker! She tracked him down and left him a minute long message describing how terrible he was while using a ton of profanity. So today Slacker and Steve decided to call her back and thankfully she answered. It was not a pleasant conversation and Slacker even called her the "b" word out of anger and frustration but she was threatening to blackmail and expose him! Slacker told her to reveal the information she wanted to blackmail him about but all she says that she saw him get drunk. With no damaging information her anger only got worse. Slacker decided to let her know that she would be giving all of her information to the man's car she hit and if there is no damage like she states then she does not have to worry about him contacting her. The conversation did not end well and Slacker ended up hanging up on her! Slacker is now washing his hands clean of his terrible old co-worker and hopes that karma and justice will come to her.
Steve's friend swears that he has part of the bouquet of the Princess Diana wedding. That's unbelievable! There are many celebrity items that are sold at auction for ridiculous prices and we want know if you have any of them! You can buy locks of Michael Jackson's hair! Each strand is 1,000 dollars! You can also buy a container for 524 dollars of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's breathe. It doesn't end there! If you ever want Jack Nicholas' 11 baby teeth you can purchase those at well for a low price of 10,000 dollars!
Slacker does not believe that Steve's friend has what she has. He says, "Princess Diana's wedding bouquet? No way!" He also says that there is a website for "MurderBilia" which is a website that sells serial killers objects. He says that he has the shirt of the lead singer of a famous rock band! The band was named Tesla! Slacker says it looks like a pirate shirt and he wears it at night. It's his night shirt. Slacker swears he didn't have relations with the Jeff the lead singer of Tesla.
Steve has a Charles Manson matching lunch box and thermos. He also has a friend that has part of the bouquet from the Princess Diana wedding. Steve says that he also has the bill to the Last Supper and he says it did include gratuity.
Lil' D says that he can see Steve staying home on a Saturday night researching serial killers. He says that he has a friend that lives in Dallas and he has a piece of shuttle that crashed from space.
My grandmother always told me nothing good happens after 10pm, and maybe she was right! A drunken man made a bad early morning decision to impress his family and friends by consuming a beer bottle. A 38-year-old man from Australia drank a little too much and ate a little too much as well. He decided to eat the glass beer bottle as well as the label and swallowing it. He then became sick afterwards and decided to lie down. His family the called the police and he was escorted to the hospital to remove the glass from his beer soaked belly. At least he paid for his beer with real money unlike St. Louis man who was sent to prison when he was using fake counterfeit money at the local strip club. Wade Buckner, 26-years-old is spending nine days in prison for spending 100 fake dollars. When the suspect was taken into custody the police found another fake 400 dollars in his wallet. He was ordered to pay the strip club 100 real dollars. A man in England was out and about on a drunken night and decided he had to urinate very badly. He saw a police car and thought it was the perfect place to urinate. The police watched the 23-year-old urinate on their cars then arrested him for drunk and disorderly. The urinator swears he did not know that it was illegal; however the police said, he obviously did it purposely to make a statement.
Slacker says the beer bottle drinker was just lacking his daily fiber intake that is why he ate it. He says if you are going to throw out counterfeit money you need to take it to a place that does not deal with money all of the time and the only reason why he knows this because when he was stripping someone tried to do that to him! (KIDDING, he hasn't stripped, that I know of!)
Steve said if you find yourself at an ATM at 3am it's not a going to be a good purchase!
Stephanie is not about tradition, at least when it comes to her last name. She does not want to take her fiancé's last name because it's long and it is just easier to keep her short and sweet last name because she is a teacher. He fiancé is so mad that he is now questioning their entire relationship! Stephanie wants kids with him and is not worried about the confusion later down the road. She does not mind hyphenating but he still won't go for it. She does not think it is that big of a deal but she needs advice on how to convince her future husband that it's not. She is getting married this summer so she has very little time to convince her angry fiancé it's not that bad to keep her name.
Slacker says that he would want his wife and kids to have his same last name. He says that it links a family together and it is important to have that family link and bond even though it's just a name. He believes in tradition but does not believe in her fiancé's ultimatum for her and it is kind of scary for him threatening to end their engagement over a name.
Steve says that Stephanie's reasoning is completely understandable but if she has kids together it gets confusing. He thinks that his fiancé won't let her keep her last name is because of his big ego. He thinks that names are just a label and unnecessary. He thinks that she should throw the ultimatum back at him.
Is it wrong of her wanting to keep her last name? How can she convince her fiancé it's not that big of a deal?
Ken and Anna have a 10-year-old son together who enjoys playing baseball. Ken wants their son to join a traveling baseball team that is all year round and the team travels across the country. It is expensive but will give their son a step up in the future for his baseball career. Ken wants him to be a professional baseball player someday so he thinks that their kid needs to start playing competitive baseball early. Ken thinks that because he was a college athlete himself he knows all about sports and the politics of club teams. Anna is against it because she says they don't have the money for them to be traveling all around the country to play and she says that she wants their son to be a kid and not have to worry or feel the pressure of competitive sports. She says that Ken is going to get their son burnt out quickly on baseball and could resent him for pushing him into it so fast. Ken says he is glad that his wife is so protective but it is an opportunity that they can't miss up even though he says it will be a big sacrifice. They cannot come to a decision. Anna says that Ken is putting way too much pressure and their sons likes baseball because it is fun but when it gets into highly competitive baseball it turns more into a job and it can be stressful. Ken states that he doesn't pressure him and that their son wants to play because he is passionate. Anna says that Ken is the parent shouting at the kids and the most enthusiastic parent at the games.
Slacker says that Ken sounds like the type of dad that is living through his kid because his sports career did not go as far as he would have liked or hoped for.
Steve says that investing in his sports now may be beneficial later in life for college, and everything could pay off.
Prom can be a magical thing but for parents it can be also very stressful and expensive. The average prom nowadays is 324 dollars per dancer! But not as expensive for a teen having to get bailed out of jail due to a "prom-posal" in Georgia. Three teenagers in Georgia went to a local neighbor's house and decided to steal some goats. One of the boys in the group wanted to ask his girlfriend to prom by saying, "Will you goat to prom with me?" While the boys were stealing the goats they were making too much noise and the owners heard and called the cops. The boys were pulled over not far down the road and the goat in the back gave the police a big hint as to who the suspects were! Moral of the story when you ask your date to prom don't be stealing your neighbor's goat to get the job done!
Slacker says prom is ridiculous. He says you kid walks up to you and says, "Dad I need to borrow your space shuttle to ask Amanda to prom." Tell your kid, "No you are an idiot! This is not a wedding proposal!" He says and the amount of money that is spent on young girl's dresses is crazy because even his wife's wedding dress was less expensive than girl's prom dresses.
Steve says he is shocked at how much prom is these days. He says that he only stayed at his prom for a very short time because he was partaking in other activities that were against school policy.
Lil' D says that just one prom ticket alone was 50 dollars.
What is your bad prom story and how much did you spend?
My senior prom was awful! I took a guy who was younger than me from a different school because we had been seeing each other for about three months. I was in the prom court and I had to dance with my "prince!" It made him so jealous that he decided to play dad for the rest of the night. He was wearing an all-white tuxedo and I grabbed a chocolate cupcake by a nearby table and smashed it all over him and I left him there. Yes, it was very naughty of me but I was fed up and young! On my dress alone, my family paid 900 dollars on my dress. I am tiny so the alterations for my prom dress from David's Bridal turned into an overpriced thing that I could have made! I was very fortunate for my family buying me the dress of my dreams that lasted three hours!
We've seen movies where foreign objects are lodged in individual's bodies, like the movie Alien for example, but these horror stories are real. Yin Meng was rushed to the hospital after suffering from an extremely awful migraine. When the doctors took an x-ray they found a three inch worm in her brain. They said the type of worm or parasite is called a Sparaganosis. The worm had been growing and living in her body for years and attacking her nervous system. Yin told the doctors when she was little she used to catch frogs with her grandmother and eat them. No not cooked; alive. She also informed the doctors that she could remember the feeling of frogs jumping as they went down her throat. The damage to Yin's nervous system is serious but doctors are trying to find a way to make the damage not permanent. Lesson of the story, don't eat frogs un-cooked!
Slacker says this topic seemed like a really good topic to do but now he regrets it because he is getting queasy.
Steve says he loves this topic! It's so interesting to hear what people have lodged in them.
What foreign objects did you have in your body? Keep it clean pervs!
Yi! My boss pulled me into his office last week and made me an offer to further my career. My co-workers and I all have a really good relationship and don't always get along with management. I'll admit we haven't always been the best employees. My boss promised me a promotion and and extra vacation time if I snitch on my co-workers and tell my boss what they're doing behind his back. He said he needed a mole. I've never believed in being a tattletale and I've built a lot of really good friendships with my co-workers, so I don't want to do it. If I don't do it though, I know my boss will just go to someone else and I'll miss the chance at a better position. What should I do? - Kat
Slacker says when you start to make more money you make better friends. He says if she doesn't do it she looks like she is not a team player in the office. He thinks Lil' D might be a mole because sometimes he is in their bosses office.
Steve says be the mole, it's going to be fun! He says, "Don't put friends, over business."
Earlier this week we heard Slacker's story about seeing his old co-worker. He was in a Target parking lot this week and was sitting in his car when he saw his old co-worker backing up and beginning to leave. She hit the car next to him and left some damage. She refused to leave a note and just left. The segment we did on air is what should Slacker do? He did not know if he should let it be or call her in. That night Slacker received a call from a random number and the person who called left a voice mail. Guess who it was? His old co-worker! She left him a minute long voice mail cussing Slacker out and was telling him to drop the situation! We are airing the entire voice mail. You can find it on our website! VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED!!!!
Learning how to drive can be intimidating, but funny memories can come from it! A 16-year-old girl in New Jersey crashed a car into an apartment building during a driving lesson and took out three parking meters! Thank God for insurance! A woman in Des Moines, Iowa hit a biker in an SUV while learning how to drive. The bicyclist was taken to the hospital with non-life threatening conditions. The driver has been charged with a misdemeanor offense, failure to have control of her vehicle. A young driver in British Columbia was pulled over for speeding. His mother was giving him driving lessons. The police officer that pulled the mother and son over said, "You're the supervisor of that particular driver. They're not able to be on their own at that particular point, so it's your responsibility to ensure that they're driving safely and obeying the rules." A woman in Britain could be the worst driver ever in history. She is 31-years-old and has yet to still pass her driver's test. She has had over 250 lessons and numerous tests over the course of 14 years. She says that she will never give up!
Slacker says that he failed his driver's test but passed the written test. He failed because he was turning and did not turn into his nearest lane.
Steve says the driver's test is the easiest test! He says that he has a friend from England and he says that it is almost impossible to get your driver's license because they have a ton of test they have to pass not just a written and a driving test.
What happened to you or someone you know while learning how to drive?
I crashed a truck at a dealership on a test drive. Insurance really does cover your butt!
You may have heard of people who juggle relationships, but just wait until you hear about what this guy did!
A man from Changsha, China was recently involved in a serious car accident! When word spread of the accident, 17 women showed up to the hospital all claiming they were his girlfriend!! One of the girlfriends said, "I've been with him for a year and a half. [After hearing he'd been in an accident] I cried so hard I didn't have any tears left. I was really worried when I heard that he was in hospital. But when I started seeing more and more beautiful girls show up, I couldn't cry anymore." Another girlfriend said, "We've already had a son together. What can I do now? I don't love him anymore, but I do love my son." Another girlfriend had been supporting the accident victim for 9 years! The cops plan to charge the man with fraud.
Slacker says that he has done it before. He says that he juggled 3 different women at once, but he isn't really proud of it. Slacker says he knows a guy who was juggling two different women and the women found out and ended up being friends!
Steve says he has done it, but stopped doing it because it just took too much energy!
Have you ever juggled a relationship? Or known someone who has? We want to hear about it!
Some people are just plain lucky and find some pretty cool stuff! Like the man in Utah who found a bag full of cash!
A Utah man found a 75 pound bag full of money on the side of the highway! The bag was filled with smaller packages containing $50 and$100 bills. The man said he saw the bag fall off an armored truck! He says he tried to wave the down the truck it fell from but was unsuccessful and then called the cops. It is unknown of how much money was in the bag.
A server in Columbus, Georgia found $1,300 when cleaning off the tables at a restaurant. The server says, "I had clean off the tables and I saw a bunch of trash on the tables, so I tried to grab it but when I did, it wouldn't bend so I opened it and I found a lot of money in an envelope so I just went and found my manager. We got cameras everywhere so he found the time that they came and the time they left and we went in the office and found them on the camera and zoomed in on the camera and we took pictures and posted on Facebook to see if anyone would notice them." The customer saw the post and returned to the restaurant to retrieve their money.
Slacker says he has found a lot of cool stuff in his life and he likes to keep everything! He says if he ever found money, he would keep it!
Steve says finders keepers! He thinks if someone loses something, that's their fault! If it was so important to them, they shouldn't have lost it!
What is the coolest/craziest thing you've ever found?
A mom's job is to protect her children from danger. Today's OPP wants to protect her son but it would mean never having a relationship with his father. Here is the situation that Candy is in:
My baby's daddy is a deadbeat and until recently, hadn't made any time for our 8 year-old son. He just moved back to town and wants to get to know our boy. My son is desperate to spend time with his father. He's excited he's back, but doesn't know he's a loser, has spent time in jail and has never paid any child support. Did I mention he sometimes drinks and can't hold a job? I want my son to get to know his father, but on the other hand he is a loser, doesn't pay child support and is a poor role model. If you were me what would you do?
Slacker doesn't want to take her side entirely, but he thinks he probably wouldn't allow his kids to meet someone if they weren't good/safe for them. If she doesn't let her son see his father the kid is always going to want to meet him. Slacker doesn't think the son would understand at 8 years old, that his dad isn't the great guy he might think he is.
Steve thinks that one person can raise a child just fine. He thinks the kid probably doesn't really need to meet his dad, especially if he isn't a great guy. He says that not every man deserves to meet their son.
If you were in Candy's position, what would you do?
We can't all be the most gracefully people all the time. Slacker was trying to fix his internet and knocked himself out! A former Bulgarian national swimming champion was working out at the gym and tripped over a vacuum cleaner cord. The 66 year old swimmer said that at the time of the incident she was the sole breadwinner and was no longer able to work because of her injuries, which included a fractured kneecap. The gym said that she should have paid more attention to what she was doing and that the injuries were her own fault. The gym also said that she waived all claims against the gym, "arising out of injury, loss or damaged suffered" by virtue of the gym contract she signed. The swimmer said that the cleaning crew in the gym was hazardous and unsafe to members of the gym because there was no warning sign. The court rejected her claims and stated that her injuries were caused partly as a result of her own negligence.
Slacker says that Steve has a really weird and awkward walk. He says that Steve walks like a horse in a horse show.
Steve says that Slacker has some pretty klutzy moments. He says that Slacker will randomly walk into walls in the hallways of the studio. Steve says he is the most graceful person ever!
Who would have guessed that Kanye West is a cry baby?! Hollywoodlife.com claims Kanye West is a crier. A source tells the site: "One thing Kanye doesn't want many people to know is that he's a cry baby. He cries more than his own daughter. He cries because it helps with his emotions." We wonder how Kim handles seeing Kanye cry. He feels that the world doesn't understand him and is against him. He feels he's always trying to prove himself in interviews or fight with the interviewer. Yeah, he thinks he's a genius but he wants the world to know that and feel that too. He's fighting for world approval and wants to be the King of everything and in his own mind he's fighting a very stressful and uphill battle."
Slacker says that while they were off-air Steve said that he has been crying a lot lately! Slacker also said that any video with soldiers coming home or any father-daughter thing will make him cry.
Steve says that a month ago he was flipping through TV channels and saw a commercial that brought up some memories and that made him cry.
Lil' D says the last time he cried was at his grandfather's funeral, other than that, he says he never cries!
We want to hear about a time that you started crying when it wasn't the best time to do so. Do you have any crazy crying stories??
It can be a difficult job… and a lot of people really suck at it. We are talking about babysitting!
A babysitter in Maryland is going to prison for driving a getaway car with two kids inside.
The Herald-Mail reports that 38-year-old Krystal O'Neil of Cascade, MD was sentenced to five years in prison. She was convicted in a plea deal of conspiring to commit robbery. She didn't admit guilt but acknowledged prosecutors had enough evidence to convict her. O'Neil and Christopher Trumpower were charged in the attempted armed robbery of a small grocery store. They brought along two small children they were babysitting in return for free housing. Defense attorney Bernard Semler says O'Neil didn't know Trumpower planned to rob the store. Trumpower also got a five-year sentence for his role in the crime.
A Kentucky babysitter was accused of giving alcohol to 14-month-old. Police say, while drunk, Angela Spoonamor tried to give the toddler she was watching beer and rum in a sippy cup. She was arrested early the next morning. Police say Spoonamore was the 14 month old's caregiver, and the sister of the boy's mother. Others at the home say it was simply a 'get together' to watch a basketball game, when Spoonamore's behavior got out of control. Police say the child was even thrown to the floor once.
But the baby's mother says her son never actually drank any of the alcohol. And even though he was taken to the hospital, she says he didn't suffer any kind of significant injuries. Police say the mother told them when she dropped the child off with Spoonamore she was sober and everything seemed fine. That was about seven at night. But hours later the situation turned worse. Police were called and Spoonamore was arrested and she's now facing some felony offenses.
Slacker says that he is surprised that Steve hasn't hired a babysitter as a joke... and when they got there; let the sitter know that he doesn't have kids.
Steve remembers being babysat when he was younger by a pair of twin girls. He also said that his mom thought that they were smoking while they were babysitting him.
Whether you were babysitting and had to deal with crazy parents, or if you are a parent that has hired a horrible babysitter, we want to hear about it! Do you have any crazy babysitting stories?
Today's OPP's wife is upset with him for not defending her. But wait until you hear why he didn't step up to her defense. Here is what Jay has to say:
My wife is mad at me because I didn't step in and defend her when my mom starting saying things to her and about her. My mom can be an intimidating person but i don't feel like it's my place to step in and defend my wife like she's some kind of harmless child. She has to grow up and get a spine and stick up to my mom for herself or my mom will always walk all over her. If she can't do that, then she needs to learn to take it. She said that's not fair and I need to step in and say something because it's my mom. What do you guys think? I'm right in this situation, right?
Slacker can see the wife's side of the story, but also thinks that Jay is giving her permission to stand up to his mom.
Steve thinks that the mom and wife should deal with it by themselves and Jay should not get involved. He thinks that if the wife wants to be respected, she needs to stand up to the mom herself.
Do you think Jay is right? Or should he step up and say something to his mom?
We have all been in this type of situation at least once. When you see something that isn't supposed to be happening and you're not sure what to do about it! Do you say something to someone? Or do you pretend you didn't see it happen?
Slacker was waiting in the car for his wife to come out of a store. While waiting, he saw an employee park their car and walk into the store. A few minutes later, someone he knew came out of the store and backed into the employee's car. The person drove away without leaving their info!
Slacker doesn't know what he should do! He found the person who backed into the car on Facebook and he could contact her and tell her that he saw what happened. He could go into the store and tell the employee that he knows who damaged their car. Or he could just do nothing about it!
Steve says that Slacker is already involved in the situation because he witnessed what happened. Steve also said that if it were his car, he would hope that Slacker (or anyone who saw what happened) would let him know who did it.
Should Slacker confront the person he knows and tell the store employee? Or should he just stay out of it?
Today we're playing drunk or kid! You tell us a story when you were drunk or a kid and we will guess which one you were. Lil' D is going to tell two stories in first person and we're going to guess which one he is!
First story: I am out and about and playing a snow bank and tried to be "king of the mountain." I lost the top my balance and fell into Boston Harbor and had to be rescued.
Slacker says everyone in Boston is drunk so this is drunk!
Steve says he cannot go against drunk, so he agrees with Slacker
Second story: I have a school by my house so I decided to go on the roof and I fell though the skylight onto cement.
Brooke is 17-years-old and wants freedom of an 18-year-old. She turns the big 1-8 in eight months and she wants to do something that her parents are refusing. She wants to stay at her 19-year-old boyfriend's house, which lives alone and in his own place. Brooke thinks she should be able to because she is almost an adult. She wants help convincing her parents that she is almost an adult and that she should have the right to have a sleepover with her boyfriend. She thinks she is a grown adult and knows exactly what she is doing. She and her boyfriend have been together for a year. She says it is going to happen eventually, "So why not just get it over with now?" She thinks that when she turns 18 she does not have to listen to her parents. Brooke wants Slacker and Steve to tell her parents that it's okay to stay over. She says that no one understands.
Slacker says as long as she is living alone and paying her own bills then she is under her parent's rules. He says that Brooke thinks that she is an adult but Slacker says, "Who's paying for your IPhone?" He thinks she has nothing figured out and thinks she is entitled to sleep with her boyfriend. He says that she is not ready for adulthood.
Steve says, "Why not? She is going to go over and good up with her boyfriend anyway." He says there is a price to pay. He says that she is going to do what she wants to do, if she wants to go against her parents rules than she needs to expect to get cut off from her parents.
OCD tendencies, we all have them, whether severely or not. We found a list that semi-OCD people do that they think are totally normal. Here's the list!
22 Things People Who Are Semi-OCD Think Are Totally Normal
1. Pining for your college planner. There were always the exact right number of lines and it was perfectly sectioned. You miss it dearly. It was the perfect organizer.
2. Doing things with symmetry. As in, you could never just clean the right side of the stove and leave the left untouched. If you tried to walk away, it would bother you too much.
3. Having multiple to do lists. Then numbering those to do lists. Then color-coding the numbered to do lists. There are some organizational things that you're just never going to back down on.
4. When you have severe anxiety over the fact that you haven't written down every single thing you need to accomplish. Sometimes you won't be able to sleep the night before unless you write everything down in preparation for the next day.
5. Getting equally concerned if you're behind on a television show that has a new season starting soon.
6. Experiencing a certain high that can only come from crossing things off a list. There should be songs written about that feeling.
7. The need to put things (like showering) on the list just so you can cross it off.
8. Having a huge aversion to clutter, or specific things that mess with the aesthetic of your space. It doesn't have to be perfect looking to everyone else, but you (and the people you share the space with) need to feel good about it or it will drive you crazy.
9. Obsessively planning. Then going over the plan with your significant other the night before. Then repeating it to them 5 times the next morning until they finally have to tell you to stop.
10. Being skeptical of technology. You would never just leave it up to technology to remind you of anything. If your phone goes into a dead zone that drains the battery, how will you remember your dentist appointment?
11. The need for an earthquake kit and/or hurricane kit depending on where you live. Your friends think you're crazy, but if ever an earthquake hits, they'll wish they were at your house feasting on Ritz crackers and seltzer.
12. Taking offense when someone says your car is messy. It's an organized mess and you know exactly where everything you need is.
13. Getting very agitated about posters on your wall that aren't straight but not necessarily being motivated enough to move them.
14. When your routine gets completely thrown off because something simple, but out of the ordinary happens. Like if you have to take a different route to work. Or if you run out of coffee, or some other essential grocery.
15. Obsessively fiddling with the A/C, the temperature of the water in the shower and the radio volume to get it EXACTLY THE WAY IT NEEDS TO BE.
16. Being confused by the fact that you're probably two parts Monica and one part Phoebe. Is that incompatible?
17. Referring to yourself as "particular" because it just sounds so much nicer than "super anal about really random things."
18. Willing yourself to not take over someone's computer and clean up their desktop for them. Why. Do. They. Have. So. Many. Screenshots. Make it stop.
19. Stressing over the amount of notifications you have on your phone. That dreaded red number is taunting you and you need to check it because that's the only way to make it disappear.
20. Picking up things that people drop, whether it's in your apartment or on the street. You can't just look at a piece of garbage sitting on the pavement right next to the trashcan. You have to pick it up.
21. When you find continuity errors on television and it's the most gratifying thing in the world because finally your attention to detail has paid off.
22. Having a love affair with hand sanitizer. Your ideal world would have a Purell dispenser in every room. TC mark
Slacker thinks that Steve is crazy because he has a weird obsession with his shoes. He says that all of Steve's shoe laces have to be flat and they cannot be longer than each other. His shoe laces have to be equally long.
Steve hates OCD because the letters are not in alphabetical order. He does not think that he has OCD. He says that when he goes to the grocery store he has to organize his foods, from freezer foods to soap!
Lil' D completely agrees with Steve. He makes a comment about the list we found and he thinks if you are going to make an OCD list then the list should be numbered to 20 not 22.
We are talking about sounds that everyone hates! We found a list that summarizes the most common hates sounds!
25 Worst Sounds Everyone Can Agree With
Cellphone typing with the clicking on
Scratching silverware across a plate
The sound of clearing your throat
Loud and heavy breathing
Chewing gum with your mouth open
Tapping fingernails on a desk
Moving paper around
Pen clicking and tapping
Scribbling on paper
Scratching your skin
Scratching your head
Sniffling your nose when its runny
Computer mouse clicking
Eating Ramen Noodles loudly
Chewing on ice
Crushing a bottle
Hawking up mucus and spitting
Opening a bag of chips
Biting into a chip
Slacker loves clicking his pen but when other people do it, it is the worst sound in the world; same thing with a crying baby. There is a different sound to your own kids crying versus other children. Slacker says that his dad talks with food in his mouth and he hates but then he realizes he does it too!
Whoa! Too much information! We've all had to say at one point in our lives! Situations that make you completely uncomfortable because people disclose way too much information to you! Or a time when you have walked in on something or saw something that you thought was too much information for you! An 18 –year-old man was visiting his parents at their home on his spring break. His parents still had their old VCR machine. He hit play on the VCR and what popped up on the screen horrified him! It was a video featuring his dad dressed as Batman saving his mom from a birdcage!
Slacker was at the DMV and there was a mom with an adorable little girl who was roaming around. The mother was describing the birth of this little girl whom Slacker thought was the cutest girl ever. The woman said that she was at a furniture store when her water broke and there was a mucus plug and she was pushing for hours then pooped the bed. The random woman even described her hemorrhoids to Slacker! He was mortified and all he wanted was to renew his license! He escaped the T.M.I. woman by pretending his was on his phone!
Steve says that he loves and "thrives" off of people's too much information stories! Steve's T.M.I. story was when he was dating this new girlfriend and she said she was going to hire a sketch artist to sketch what their kids would look like!
Lil' D's story was when his grandmother moved in with him. She was a little old and crazy and he had a four hour conversation with his grandma about the night when Lil' D's dad was conceived! He said she went into full depth, positions and all!
Yi! So I need your help. My marriage is in shambles in the relations department and I don't know what to do about it. I'm not getting what I want as much as I would like and it's really frustrating and depressing. I've tried talking to my husband about it and nothing seems to change. I just don't know what to do anymore. Should I find someone else? I don't want to because he's the only one I want to be with I'm just lost. I was wondering if anyone else has been in this position and what did they do?-Taylor
Slacker says that she should not cheat on her husband. He thinks that they could go to a counselor and try to work on their issues in the bedroom department. He thinks that her husband may be cheating on her if he is not sleeping with her.
Steve says that she should be getting served "steak" way more often. He thinks that if her needs are not getting met then she should find other options to satisfy her needs.
Have you been in Taylor's position? What should she do?
Sarah wants something that her husband Rob is refusing for her to have. She wants to join the wild side and live courageously with a motorcycle! Rob thinks they are far too dangerous. He says that they have kids together and she is absurd for even thinking about getting a bike. Sarah says that their kids are all grown up and out of the house. She does not see the big deal on getting on a motorcycle. She just wants to have some fun. She is 48-years-old and she says she is not getting any younger. Sarah says that she has rode on the back of a motorcycle but wants to drive one as soon as possible. Rob says that he has a friend that is crippled from crashing a motorcycle. She says that she is very safe and that "she can do this." Rob says he knows the statistics of motorcycle accidents and they are high.
Slacker thinks that motorcycles are extremely dangerous. He says that he has always wanted one until Steve got one because he got bad road-rash and had a terrible crash. Slacker does think they are really fun but too dangerous.
Steve says that he understands both sides but he is taking Sarah's side because it is her choice. He says that he has gotten in a bad motorcycle accident, so he completely understands Rob's side. Steve thinks though everyone should try riding on a motorcycle. He thinks that Rob should buy one too because then they will be together.
Jobs can be so bad that you might try and purposely get fired from it. If you hate your job you can join the website that is dedicated to venting about wanting to get fired. The website is called, Please Fire Me. An OBGYN center receptionist was told by a caller that her husband has implanted a tracking device into her uterus!
Slacker says that he didn't try to get fired from one of his jobs it just happened because he got a virus on his work computer! They had to shut the entire building down then they fired him! Slacker says that he worked at a place that processed magazine prescriptions and he wanted to get fired from that place immediately. He had to filter through prescriptions and he got paper cuts constantly. He tried to come off as a psychopath so they would fire him. So one day he went to lunch and never came back!
Steve says that in the industry that they are in the saying goes, "If you haven't been fired more than once, than you're nothing!" He says that he wanted to be fired from his previous radio gig. He says that he was insubordinate so he got fired. He was so happy when he got fired!
Have you ever tried to get fired from your job? If so, what did you do to do so?
An Ohio woman stabbed her boyfriend in the stomach after stabbing him in the pelvis with a pen because he ate all of the salsa. The man was taken to the hospital but his condition is unknown. The woman was later arrested. An 83-year-old woman hit her longtime boyfriend with a hammer after she fell out of bed. She did not want him to help her get up so she slapped him in the face but then later hit him in the head with a hammer when he was watching TV. A woman in Louisville stabbed her boyfriend with scissors after she caught him messaging other women on Facebook. She was arrested for assault and domestic violence. A North Carolina man stabbed his girlfriend over a bag of Cheetos. He used a black folding knife and attacked the woman because she did not get Jalapeno Cheese Chips.
Slacker's wife always gets angry over the microwave timer. She thinks that if you open the microwave door without touching any buttons, it should automatically reset back to the original timer.
Steve says that he could understand the salsa incident if the salsa was peach mango.
What was a huge blowout that you had over a small thing?
Yi Slacker & Steve,
My boyfriend and I have been together for 8 months. He's a great boyfriend except when we hang out with his friends. Whenever we're with them he won't hold my hand, or kiss me, or show any kind of affection at all. He almost pretends I'm not even there. If we're alone, or with my friends, or family he's exactly the opposite. He always has an arm around me or kisses me. Why does he act so different when we're around his friends? –Shelby
Slacker says that some guys are just like that! He says that his friends may be used to another girl other than Shelby that her boyfriend is being affectionate or he says that maybe he just doesn't want to seem like a "wussy."
Steve says that he hates PDA. He says he may be embarrassed about Shelby around his friends. He says that her boyfriend displays PDA around her family and friends to stay in the good grace of them.
Why does Shelby's boyfriend act differently when they are around his friends?
Sometimes you can actually enjoy your job! Crazy right? Job perks make work fun and worth- while! Today we're talking job perks and the coolest jobs ever received! Richard Littauer owns his own company called The User Is Drunk and he gets paid to get drunk! Companies pay him $250 to get drunk and test their websites and apps to test if they are drunk friendly. Richard says, ''I intend to drink responsibly. I have close friends checking in with me regularly to make sure this doesn't become a problem for me. I'll do this once or twice a week, and limit the number of clients.'' Have you ever wanted to be a brothel tester? Well a brothel in Berlin, Germany is looking for one. The ad on KaufMich.com reads, "Practical experience with many years of brothel visits necessary. You should enjoy having fun with people and you should not be afraid of contact. People with a university degree, preferably a degree in business and a full health certificate showing they are disease free are sought. A multilingual person is also desired, with knowledge of French a particular advantage.''
Slacker says that for Richard's job he would work 80 hours a week. He says he is also considering applying for the Berlin, Germany brothel ad. He says that he thought the best job in the world was to be a restaurant critic but he says you have to eat a lot of weird things. He has always wanted to work at a big box store because he would get 50% off on tools but turns out employees only get 5% discount.
Steve says that he could never be a restaurant critic because he hates vegetables.
Jen, the girl that broke up her sister's wedding because she is in love with the groom came on the air to share an update with us. Trevor, the groom didn't show up to the wedding and he had disappeared. She got this email from him and she wanted to share it with us:
I wanted you to know that I'm okay. I've been staying with a buddy for a few days trying figure this all out. First, I want to say that I really understand how big of a leap it was for you to talk to me and I appreciate your honesty. I couldn't lie to myself, or to Amanda, and go through with the wedding because I have thought about that kiss too. What you said to me made me realize that I couldn't marry Amanda because it wouldn't be fair to her. She is an amazing woman and I couldn't marry her knowing that I was thinking about another woman, especially her sister. I know it will take some time but it will be better this way in the long run. I just didn't know how to tell her that on our wedding day and that's why I ran. I know it was cowardly, but it was the only thing that seemed logical that day.
Jen I also want you to know I ran because I couldn't be "that guy." I couldn't be the kind of man that leaves his bride at the altar to get with her sister. I need to take some time to figure all this out. I'm sorry.