Carson

Apparently I’m supposed to tell you about myself….? I LOVE long walks on the beach, but seeing as how we live in Colorado I never get to do that, EVER lol. Believe it or not I’m a Native of Colorado! I know what you’re thinking, there’s not too many of us left and even though I had no control where I was born I’m proud to be from this great state. I’m obsessed with chocolate chip cookies, chocolate chip muffins, a good hot chocolate on a cold night and chicken parm subs (thanks a lot Manning). I’m also known for getting my Man Card taken away for watching every season of The Bachelor and Bachelorette. You think I would be ashamed about that, but I’m NOT! And I guess the last thing you need to know about me is if you ever see me dancing at a bar/club and you think to yourself, “He can’t possibly be that bad of a dancer?” Well my friends, the answer is yes, I’m that bad lol.

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