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Slacker and Steve - Junk Injuries (Audio)

April 29, 2016

We all know that men take a lot of beatings to their “family jewels” and they have many “junk” injury stories to tell the kids. A man in Australia really has a good story to bring home after he had a not so pleasant bathroom break in a port-a-potty. A 21-year-old construction worker was using the facilities when an extremely venomous Redback spider crawled onto his junk and took a bite. After the biting the man experienced symptoms of extreme pain, sweating, and nausea, but this man deserves an award because he drove himself to the hospital! Fortunately the doctors were able to save him and his junk with anti-venom. Phew! This next story probably won’t be one for the kids! A wife in Romania was a little heated with her husband. Okay… more like a lot heated and his junk took the brunt of it. She was so angry about her hubby not giving her flowers on International Women’s Day and his refusal to do household chores that she tore off his left testicle! The 39-Year-old was rushed to the hospital and underwent emergency surgery. Her excuse was that she didn’t know her own strength and that he was the one that pulled away with his testicle in her hand. Police are still investigating. 

 

Ladies, has your junk ever been damaged? What happened when your junk was in a funk? 

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They say that everything can kill you in Australia, but did they also mention that huge venomous spiders will bite your junk? Men obviously injure their junk a lot, but do women? What happened when your junk was in a funk?