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You Wouldn?t Believe Me If I Told Ya!

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Imagine if someone told you this, “Yeah I was dying of a heart attack and confessed to a murder I committed 14 years ago…then I made a miraculous recovery and now I’m in jail for the rest of my life!”  Would you believe him? 
 
A GUY JOKINGLY TAKES A PREGNANCY TESTS AND POSTS THE POSITIVE RESULT ON THE INTERNET

Where he finds out that means he has cancer… because one person who saw it knew a positive pregnancy test can be a sign of TESTICULAR CANCER. The man got tested, and did have cancer . . . But thanks to this early detection, he has a 99% chance of survival. What’s your “you wouldn’t believe me if i told you” story
 
A few days ago, a man jokingly took a pregnancy test, and it turned out POSITIVE.  So a friend of his posted a photo of it online.  And it's a good thing he did . . . because one person who saw it knew a positive pregnancy test can be a sign of TESTICULAR CANCER.  The man got tested, and DID have cancer . . . but thanks to this early detection, he has a 99% chance of survival. 
 
A MAN DYING OF A HEART ATTACK CONFESSES TO A MURDER . . . THEN HE PULLS THROUGH AND SURVIVES

Back in 2009, a 50-year-old in prison in Tennessee for attempted murder had a massive heart attack.  And on his death bed, he confessed to murdering a woman back in 1995.  And then . . . he made a MIRACLE RECOVERY, and wound up SURVIVING the heart attack.  So prosecutors reopened that murder case, and last week the man was convicted of murder.  He'll get an automatic life sentence.

Slacker tells two stories...

The first one is about a guy who has a massive heart attack while driving and the car comes to a ginger stop against a guard rail. The first car to stop has two nurses in it an dthey start to do CPR on the side of the road. The second car to stop is a traveling defibrilator salesman. The guy lives to thank them both...

A guy pays for gas with a five dollar bill that he scribbled on. 6 months later, he pays for gas on the exact opposite end of town and gets the same five dollar bill back as change.
 
What's your "You Wouldn't Believe Me If I Told Ya" story?

My wife met Chelsea Clinton last night and she has a manly handshake...
 
Peace, Love and Good Happiness Stuff! - Ray the Intern
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