If you have one or have been around you would know that they lack one big thing. Children and they seem to not have a filter, either that or they enjoy divulge information that you do not want them to. We found an article about things that kids have said that will make any mom cringe. 13 Secrets Our Kids Have Spilled That Would Make Any Mom Cringe
1. Said to me at the window of a drive-thru: "My mom doesn't let me eat fast food, she says people who eat it are slobs."
2. Said while out to dinner with friends and their kids: "My dad only has one testicle."
3. As I handed my daughter's nursery school teacher our report about our weekend with the class's Clifford the Big Red Dog stuffed animal: "My mom made the whole thing up, Clifford was in our trunk all weekend."
4. Overheard while watching the kids swim: "My parents are getting a divorce because my dad has a boyfriend."
5. Said to the cable guy who was calling to say he would be at my house within the hour: "My Mom can't come to the phone right now, she's making a poop."
6. Said to my 11-year-old son at a sleepover: "I'm not supposed to tell anyone, but my dad let me see Hot Tub Time Machine."
7. A friend's son explained, "My mom needed to have more sex to make my younger brother. My dad has slow swimming sperm."
8. A friend told me that my child said this while swimming at her house: "My mom says it's OK to pee in the pool if you REALLY have to go bad."
9. Said to my entire family at a playdate: "My mom has a penis." I'm guessing this one wasn't true, but the little boy certainly thought so.
10. Said to a friend's mother-in-law: "Mommy was all sweaty after the gym ... like she is when she wrestles Daddy in the morning."
11. One of my daughter's friends told me this on their first play date: "My mom had this laser done to her face and it made her dark spots look sooo gross. She was really getting it done to remove hair but she told me not to tell anyone that. She said I should say it was for a mole."
12. Said to my daughter during a game of house: "You be the baby, like the one my mommy has in her belly ... oops."
13. Confessed to me by my daughter: "I told Lily we couldn't have sleepovers anymore because you said she's annoying."
Slacker says that his kid ratted him out today at school. He was buying school supplies for his daughter Mia and she needed a box of red pens. He looked everywhere for red pens but could not find them and he even went to multiple stores. He decided that he would just take a box of red pens from his office so that she could turn them into her teacher. When Mia delivered the pens to her teacher this morning she said, "My daddy stole these from work!" He says that once he can find red pens in the store he will replace them at work!
Steve is mad that he ripped him off by stealing red pens from work. He says that he hopes that Slacker will be reprimanded for stealing. He says that Steve is known as "Mr. Steve" in his neighbor because he always has candy and toys. He says that one day a little girl came up to Steve in their neighborhood and said, "My parents are 'vorcing' cause he was with my aunt."
At some point in our lives we have that moment when we overreact to somethings. Certain things just tend to push us over the edge, like lice. A woman in Florida tried to hire a hitman to kill the man she believed gave her grandchildren lice. She was going to hire her son-in-law to kill the man with two bullets to "pop" the man in "the head and the chest." She told police she was kidding but was charged will attempt to kill. Another woman in Florida threw an ashtray at a man who refused to have relations with her. And another story out of Florida! A woman was arrested after she received cold chicken nuggets at the Tasty Treat. She had consumed seven out of ten nuggets and demanded a new set of nuggets. When they refused she threw her food tray and threatened the employees.
Slacker says that Steve always overreacts and tends to throw chairs. He says that Steve got mad because one of their friends placed a Gatorade bottle on the hood of his X-Terra. He says that he "lit her up" and it wasn't even his Audi.
Steve says he never overreacts. He says that he told their friend not to place her heavy Gatorade bottle on his nice X-Terra.
Breaking up is a hard thing to do but in this case this is the toughest. Candy and her boyfriend have been together for some time but have been having problems are on the verge of breaking up. They have been doing everything separate and are even separating belongings. She was completely ready to move on and the end the relationship until she found out that her boyfriend may be in a life or death situation. He has cancer and she didn't specify which kind and how severe but she did say that it could go either way depending on how he reacts to treatment. He told her that he had cancer by telling her in a positive manner and that everything would be okay but she says that she saw fear in his eyes. Candy says that she is fighting an inner moral battle. She thinks that if she breaks up with him during this time in his life it wouldn't be morally acceptable but if she stays in a bad relationship she is being unfair to herself.
Slacker says that if his cancer is terminal she has to stay for appearance sake. He says that he had a friend who was diagnosed with brain cancer and his wife left him a week later. He says that was a very bad situation and he says that Candy cannot do it. However, he makes the claim that she could get hit by a bus tomorrow and she shouldn't have to live her last days in a bad relationship. Slacker says Candy needs to do it now as soon as possible or stay forever. She says that he needs to make a decision tonight.
Steve says that Candy's boyfriend is the one who will have to set her free and not make her make that tough decision to stay or go. He agrees with Slacker, that if the cancer is terminal she should stay forever.
Safety or style? That is the question that Erin and David are having a disagreement on. They are living paycheck to paycheck but both need to make huge purchases. Both parties drive extremely old cars that are unsafe and very unreliable. With their income the family could only purchase one car. David thinks that he should be the one to receive a new car because he is in sales which is a completely client driven market and he needs to look stylish and rich so his clients can feel confident in investing in him. He thinks that the nicer the car the more the money and it will be a huge confidence booster so he will be a better salesman which in turn will provide them enough income to buy Erin a new car as well. Erin says that her kid's safety and driving them to school is more important. She says that David can get the car and look good, but she and the kids will be on the side of the road broken down. She believes safety always overrides style.
Slacker says that he completely understands both sides. He says that safety is important as well as reliability because Erin will be with her children in the car. Slacker says that he also understands David though however, because he knows the feeling of pulling up next to Steve in is jet black decked out Audi and he is in his Tacoma truck. He thinks that David should get the car.
Steve says, "You look sharp, you play sharp." He agrees with David and thinks that in turn having a nicer car around clients will increase his income and profit in sales. At the end of the day though he thinks safety is more important than style, so he believes that Erin should be the one to receive the new car.
It's about that time to dust off the old costume or get a new one to celebrate the one day a year to pretend to be something or someone else. Halloween is just around the corner and new costumes are hitting the market but some are receiving backlash from the media. Costumes of Caitlin Jenner are being produced and as well as dressing up as the dentist who killed Cecil the Lion. Here's the catch about the Cecil the Lion costume, 15 percent of the proceeds go to wildlife conservation.
Slacker says that we live in a world that if one person in offended everyone jumps on the bandwagon and is offended as well. He says to win a costume contest you have to have the best costume and that best costume is usually the one that gets the most attention. He wants to know of Jared Fogel will be a Halloween costume this year. He wants to know where the line is when it comes to Halloween costumes. He remembered someone dressing up as Steve Irwin right after he died and everyone knew exactly what he was and no one asked, "What are you supposed to be?"
Steve says that Caitlin Jenner is a celebrity and is putting herself out in the media and anyone is allowed to dress up as her. People are trying to make a profit and will make any type of outfit that was trending within that year. He was at a Halloween party and he met a couple who dressed up as the JFK Jr. plane crash and everyone was offended.
Lil' D says that the most popular Halloween costume last year was Ray Rice and Ebola. He says that people pick hot topics to dress as because they receive the most attention. He says that each year someone dresses up as the Uni-Bomber.
Siblings, you can't live with them but you can't live without them. Sometimes they do stupid things that make you think that there is no way that the two of you could be blood related. A Pennsylvania man is facing assault charges after he attacked his brother because of some thick beef between the two. The victim had just enjoyed three Big Macs when he got assaulted. The suspect was mad because he did not save a Big Mac for him. A 6-year-old brother decided he wanted to play hide-and-go-seek with his 9-month-old sister in their hotel room in Canada. He put her in the hotel safe not knowing that when he shut the door it would lock. The baby was in the safe for an hour but was fine when the safe was unlocked. A woman in Florida beat up her twin sister over her boyfriend and her battery operated boyfriend!
Slacker says that he is more impressed that someone ate three Big Macs than the fact that someone actually fought over a Big Mac. He says that his daughter will be calling into the show because his son Noah leaves the seat down when he uses the bathroom and still urinates all over the seat.
Steve says that fighting over a battery operated boyfriend is completely justifiable.
What is something stupid your sibling has done that made you think that one of you must be adopted?
Yi! My son's 2nd birthday is coming up and we are planning a big birthday party for him. It has turned into an argument because my husband wants to have beer and liquor at the party. I said that it is inappropriate and trashy to have alcohol at a child's birthday party. He says it's more of an adult party because there will only be a few other kids there and 95% of the guests will be our friends that we usually have drinks with anyway. He says it's going to be like any other Saturday get together except we will have some cake for our son. I don't want to look back on pictures of my son's birthday and see beer cans and shot glasses in the background. Who's right? Should alcohol be at a kid's birthday party?-Heidi
Slacker says that it may come as a shock but he has had alcohol at every one of his child's birthday party. He says that he has alcohol at his friend's AA chip celebration. He asks the question, "What if you were having a BBQ and you were bringing your kid's over would you not have alcohol there too because kid's are present?" He says he understands Heidi though because you want all the focus to be on the kid.
Steve says that just because it is a kid's birthday party you don't neglect your other guests. He says that as long as there are presents to open the alcohol wouldn't even matter. He says she doesn't have to have beer cans; they can have red solo cups.
Should there be alcohol at a kid's birthday party? Who is right?
Accidents happen but sometimes they turn into expensive damage. A Taiwanese boy was visiting a museum that held a 350-year-old Poalo Porpora oil canvas that was worth 1.5 million dollars. He tripped and broke his fall on the painting going fist first into the painting called, Flowers. The organization will not have the boy's family to pay for restoration costs.
Slacker says that he did big dollar damage in a Hobby Lobby. He says when you do big dollar damage you automatically look up and scream a child's name even if you are not with a child.
Steve says that he and his friends caused some house damages after they sniffed some white powder.
Lil' D says that he damaged a grand piano after he was housesitting for a co-worker. He was watering the plant that was on the piano. After watering the plant he didn't realize that the pot was cracked and after three days of water seeping into the piano it was warped and it was completely ruined. He says the piano was worth about 60,000 dollars.
A runner celebrated a little too early and it cost her the bronze medal! She was 3 yards from the finish line and raised her arms. Her teammate passed her by and won the place that she clearly deserved.
Slacker says he will have a flashback of his life that makes him cringe in his life. He wanted to get into a massive festival so that he could meet people to get his band signed. He had a friend that was trying to get him in and he introduced him to a very important person and he mocked his name so he didn't get to go to the festival. He thinks if he hadn't blown it that would have been his chance to get a record label. He also says that he went home with a girl from a bar one night and blew his chance at a three way when she made it clear that she was into it.
Steve says he was senior smoke or cool breeze when he played baseball. He was scheduled to pitch a big game and he overheard that a scout was going to be there and he blew the game.
A man performed surgery on himself at the top of the mountain using items from his first aid kit. The Russian man, who was filming a documentary in snow-covered mountains, found himself injured and unable to continue the ascent. It is believed the man, whose nickname is 'Che', was struck by a huge falling icicle, causing a collection of blood under the skin called a hematoma. The blood formed a clot which caused a huge swelling and bruising, leaving him in pain and unable to walk.
An intoxicated man who was impaled on a fence after falling from a hot tub on a deck in Golden Valley is 'doing fine' even though he defied emergency responders' orders and removed pieces of the fence from his leg himself while on a stretcher." The story proceeds to explain why the incident happened with the least unexpected combination of words. The self-surgery happened outside a "party house," surrounded by neighbors who are very displeased by all the beer cans that get left in their yard.
A man had to be rushed to hospital after his penis nearly EXPLODED when he injected it with 'Viagra'.
The guy had to have 'stupendous amounts' of blood pumped from his manhood after his experiment went horribly wrong. He posted his story on Reddit, anonymously, as a warning to other guys who may want to try this. His story began when he and his wife decided to try swinging. But he had a problem - his stamina didn't match his ambition. He then injected his penis with Viagra.
Slacker says he never went to the doctor growing up since his family was poor. He didn't even have insurance until this job! Steve is squirmy about all these stories he doesn't like to hear about them.
A Georgia father and his girlfriend are facing charges after police say they intentionally left his 6-year-old son alone in a car for nearly 40 minutes. Surveillance video Channel 2 obtained shows a woman walking a little boy out of an Alpharetta restaurant a few weeks ago. Police say Jacqueline Tabb left the kid in his father's car. Then, the video shows Tabb returning to the restaurant without him. "We had a 6-year-old who was by himself in a vehicle while custodial dad for this visitation period is inside the restaurant having dinner with his girlfriend," police said.
Police say a 4-year-old boy climbed into the driver's seat of a running car and put the vehicle into reverse, sending it across a parking lot and into a brick staircase. The boy and his little sister had been left alone in the running vehicle by their father, Ocean Township police said.
A Mom was terrified to get on Facebook and see a video of her young son driving a semi down the highway!
Slacker remembers the time Lil D was playing with his kid and flipped her around and accidently smashed her into the ground! Slacker's dad built houses for a living and once his dad handed him a chainsaw to have him help cut down a tree. After they cut through the tree it fell on his leg. He said he did what all dads would do and rubbed some dirt on it and told him to "NOT TELL MOM"!
Steve thinks that having a 5 year old tattoo you is cute! He also was allowed to drive as a kid and wrecked one time! His dad had to pay out of pocket for the damages so mom wouldn't find out.
I just moved into a new apartment and the couple above me fights all the time. I hear him screaming at her all the time and there is a lot of banging and it sounds like stuff being thrown. I'm pretty positive he is getting physical with her. My question is whether I should get involved or not. I'm new to the complex so I don't know if this is something that has been happening for years or they are just having a rough time right now. If he is hitting her, wouldn't all the people around me have done something by now? I also don't want to be that nosey neighbor that comes in and acts like they are better than everyone else. What should I do?
Slacker thinks she should try and talk to the wife and see if she seems bruised. He would like to think that she should be a hero and do something. He thinks that maybe if everyone thinks that someone has called or checked up on the couple to see if anything is physical then maybe no one will. Slacker thinks that if anyone hits a woman then there is something wrong with them and that there is absolutely no reason for that behavior.
Steve thinks she should put out feelers and ask neighbors if they hear anything. But he also thinks that she shouldn't just go interrupt. He thinks that if he has no problem hitting his wife then he will be a terrible guy and have a story for cops or wouldn't mind hitting anyone else.
Lil D saw this situation a few weeks ago out in public. He says that he definitely thought that someone else would call but then changed his mind. He called and it gave him peace of mind.
Do you think Brianna should be a hero or mind her own business?
Last week Samantha caught a friend out at a bar cheating, problem is that she was also there cheating. This weekend her friend, their spouses and she had a big get together. We're catching up with her to hear if she made a pact with the friend to keep each other's secrets:
When they went out for their outing this weekend the friend called her out for cheating in front of everyone! She said she was seeing someone else because she is breaking up with her boyfriend and didn't keep Sam's secret. She totally out-ed her and now Samantha is separated from her husband.
Slacker thinks that she is focusing too much on the fact the other woman called her out and says he has no sympathy for her since she is the one that cheated. He says it reminds him of the Ashley Madison hack and wants to know that if you think you have a right to privacy, when do you think that privacy ends? Morally it is wrong, but it is not ok to take away someone's privacy.
Steve thinks that it was rude of the other woman to out her and that she should have kept it secret and on the side. Steve thinks that if no one breaks the law then they should absolutely have a full right to privacy since it was through no fault of their own that they were busted.
In case you haven't heard, Buzzfeed says that cargo shorts are no longer considered an acceptable substitute for regular shorts.
Slacker says that when he and Steve hangout pretty often and they pretty much always wear the same style. He is typically jeans and a t-shirt. He very rarely wears cargo shorts. But he does think that the plaid cargos are carefree and sexy! He thinks that you can wear cargo pants as long as you don't put anything in the pockets.
Steve mixes it up more than Slacker but definitely rocks the cargo shorts! He claims that if they are board shorts than those don't count! Steve thinks that they are uncool if the pockets are puffy but still defends that cargos are acceptable to wear.
Slacker and Steve want to know what you think! Are cargo shorts a GO or a NO?
Lions, tiger, and BEARS, oh my! Bears are cute from afar but until they get right up close, like in your doggy door! A bear in Idaho wanted to join some family house and his only entrance was the doggy door but fortunately for the family he couldn't fit past his head! The owner of the house said he wasn't scared one bit because he knew there was no possible way he could fit plus the bear had been rummaging through his trash and sitting on his deck previous times before so this was not his first bear encounter. A Montana bear had to poop but thought that pooping in the woods evidentially because he climbed into the back of a Toyota and well… pooped! The bear then got trapped in the Montana woman's car and then busted through her windshield. The car was left destroyed and smelly. Hopefully her car insurance covers bear encounters! A woman in Australia is so afraid of bears that she had to jump off of a moving vehicle! What types of bears live in Australia? That's right she was afraid of a koala bear and jumped off of her four-wheeler because of one chasing her.
Slacker warns listeners not to listen to their wilderness advice because they have no idea what they are talking about. He says that he had one bear encounter but never saw it. He was camping years ago and forgot the rules about food when he started to drink. He didn't clean anything up and was so drunk he just went to sleep in his tent. He woke up the next morning and saw his cooler that looked like it was exploded from a pipe bomb. He says they left enough food out that it filled the bear's belly so he didn't try eating he or the campers. He says thank God that he didn't have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Steve says that he doesn't know how to defend himself up against a bear but he does say that if you encounter a mountain lion you are supposed to sing to it. However he does say though when you do have an encounter with a bear the first thing to do is to identify which bear it is and then to distance yourself and stand on an incline. He says that bears know how to stalk and so you need to make sure you don't have any bears stalking you.
Lil D says that to defend yourself against a bear you ring a bell and if he is charging at you, you are supposed to just stand there and not run. He had a bear encounter in Yellowstone Park. He was in a trailer sleeping and it began to rock back and forth. His uncle who was a park ranger for the park woke up and took his gun outside and came back a couple of minutes later and said, "It's taken care of." He didn't sleep for the rest of the week!
If you have ever gone to school you have most definitely encountered one, a terrible teacher and today is dedicated to them! A choir teacher in Seattle has been fired for doing what everyone has ever wanted to do on a field trip and that is to drink! She had two and a half drinks and she claims they were the most expensive drinks she has ever purchased because they costed her her job. She is suspended from the entire school district and others around for 10 years. She isn't the only teacher who needs a drink before dealing with students. A teacher in Oklahoma City showed up to school highly intoxicated. She never even made it into her classroom. She tried to get out of her car but could hardly stand up! Police gave her a field sobriety test but they had to keep her seated because of her high intoxication level. A teacher in Florida was arrested after trying to strangle a teenager. The teenager was Travis Kunst's stepson. He has denied the entire thing but there were clear marks on the boy's neck with no reason established as to why Kunst strangled him.
Slacker says that teachers are amazing. He says that he knew of a teacher that used to get high with his students at the school but it then escalated to bringing the students to his house!
Steve had nuns beat him with rulers and they made him spit in a bucket for an hour in the corner for swearing. The word he said that sent him to the bucket was the mother of the F-bomb! He says that he used to also get high with a teacher in the dark room in the school.
Have you had a terrible teacher? What made them terrible?
Samantha was out on the town and saw her husband's best friend's girlfriend out as well, but she wasn't alone. She was out with another man. They all have an event together coming up and Samantha doesn't know what to do. Here's the kicker, Samantha was also out with another man and was cheating on her husband. The man Samantha was with is not married but they have been seeing each other for a while and they have had relations. She doesn't want the truth to come out, but doesn't know if the girlfriend will tell. Samantha doesn't want to leave her husband for this man. She doesn't know if she should have the talk with her and maybe pull the ol' "I won't tell, if you don't tell." She also is considering just ignoring it and hoping that their cheating ways will not be disclosed to their significant others. She is in a major dilemma.
Slacker says that Samantha has way more at risk than she does. He says that she just needs to leave her husband. He says that reaching an "Infidelity Pact" would save her but she should still divorce her husband because she obviously doesn't love him that much.
Steven says, "Don't tell!" He says that she is in major hot water but he says that she should try and reach out to the girlfriend and come to an understanding and a pact.
We all have that one friend that circles your group and tries to recruit them into some ground level company that they just got into. Companies like Mary Kay or AdvoCare rely heavily on recruitment and the income is based upon recruitment and advancing into the companies. Some would call these businesses "Pyramid Schemes" but sometimes it's not just a scheme and actually works out... if you know a lot of people!
Slacker says that he has a friend that has been trying to recruit him into a cross-fit gym! He says that he will not leave him alone! He says that cross-fit people are in a cult! He says that his wife got into a pyramid scheme that sells body wraps. Slacker says that he has also been recruited by swingers!
Steve says that he was recruited into a phone card business! He says that he was really ignorant about it because he knew the phone card business was a scam! He says that the glossy brochures make pyramid schemes look so official. He says that swingers are smooth and subtle about recruiting people.
Lil D says that his entire Facebook newsfeed has been filled with the AdvoCare scheme. He says that all the girls he went to high school with are trying to get people to join their weight loss pyramid scheme. He says that it's not just about trying the product it's all about selling the product!
What is the craziest thing your friend has tried to recruit you into?
Today's OPP is from Chelsea. Her boyfriend has asked her to be in an open relationship. He says they are young and shouldn't be tied down. She thinks that this is a bunch of crap and that maybe it's his way to get them to break up. She wants to know if open relationships ever work and should she be in one?
Slacker thinks that Steve doesn't even stay long enough to ask to be open. He thinks that open relationships can mean that you really genuinely care about someone and can love them but you may want to explore relations with other people. Slacker thinks that he is so possessive that he wouldn't be able to have the open relationship where his spouse would be able to also go have relations with others. He says that he could never hear the details.
Steve thinks that is unnatural to be monogamous. In a relationship he thinks this guy is looking to get permission to cheat. He thinks maybe this is way to get her to break up with him in a passive aggressive way. Steve thinks he would like to know anything that would happen if his spouse was excited by.
21-year-old Joel Ramos of Lancaster, Pennsylvania was at a Chuck E. Cheese a few weeks ago with his kid. Another parent said something about the way the kid was behaving . . . so Joel PUNCHED the guy in the face. Then he and his kid took off. Fortunately for the police, he left behind a HELL of a clue. Before the fight, he'd been in the PHOTO BOOTH . . . and he left the strip of photos behind. That gave the cops a clear picture of him, which they showed around until someone finally identified Joel. They arrested him a few days ago for simple assault and disorderly conduct.
The 74-year-old mayor of Talladega, Alabama was beaten with a baseball bat by a 71-year-old former radio co-host as payback for a sex tape he allegedly made with the man's wife. The mayor was climbing out of his car outside a barber shop where he works part-time when the other man ran up and attacked him with a bat. The mayor was taken to a local hospital and is going to be okay… and the other man was later arrested. The attack was apparently payback after the mayor was recorded on video having sex with the other man's wife in the back office of a liquor store.
Slacker wants to know what pizza place should have a rat as a mascot? He says that every time he takes his kids there they get Ebola from all the gross little kids. He also says that he hopes to God that he never has to go through having an altercation with Steve over a sex tape.
Steve says what a better lesson for a kid then to commit a crime and then flee the scene?
Ex-carnival worker Russell Joseph Meyers, 54, was arrested after he accidentally called a friend while allegedly engaging in a sex act with his German Shepherd. Police say the act of bestiality was caught on voice mail when no one answered the phone. ''It's obvious there is a condition there; it's just abnormal, no matter how you look at it,' Sheriff Shannon Oliver told WAFF. The man, who lives in Phil Campbell, Alabama, will be the second person charged under the states new, tougher, bestiality law. If convicted, he will be required to register as a sex offender. 'It's scary that it's had to go on more than we know for them to make it a law,' said Oliver. Bestiality is now a Class A misdemeanor in Alabama. Meyers reportedly admitted to sexual relations with his dog on four occasions. He also reportedly owns a Chihuahua was well, but only engaged in sexual relations with his German Shepherd, say police.
A Canadian mother called police this week after receiving a nightmarish call from her daughter, filled with blood-chilling screams and a man shouting murderous threats. "The mom picked up the phone and heard lots of screaming, running, threatening comments. She panicked and when she couldn't reach her daughter called 911," said Constable Mike Russell, spokesman for the Victoria, B.C., police. The mother told police she had recently had an argument with her teenage daughter, but did not know where she was. Police discovered that the girl was at a movie theater in Victoria. Anticipating the worst, even an Aurora, Colo.-style attack, cops were preparing to descend on the cinema when a dispatcher tried calling the girl's cell phone one last time. The girl answered her phone and explained she was not being attacked by a murderer, but was instead sitting in the audience watching the horror film "Cabin in the Woods." The screams her mother had heard were just part of the movie.
Authorities in New Jersey say a man plotting out a burglary accidentally called 911, allowing dispatchers to listen in on his plans. Prosecutors in Somerset County, New Jersey, told The Associated Press that police received the accidental call on July 27, but could not verify the caller's location. They later discovered the phone number had recently been assigned to Scott Esser, 42, of Elizabeth, New Jersey. Esser was arrested Wednesday after he allegedly entered a home in Stafford Township, New Jersey, and he now faces burglary charges in connection with that incident as well as other alleged burglaries in the area. One of the burglaries occurred the same day that Esser allegedly made the inadvertent phone call, which prosecutors deemed a "butt dial."
An 18-year-old working under his truck in Tennessee was helpless and alone when the truck fell on him, trapping his arms. The man yelled for help, but nobody was able to hear him. That's when he heard the familiar Siri activation coming from his phone that was in his back pocket. Realizing it was a chance for help, the man was able to "push up on his hip" to activate Siri and requested a 911 call. He finally heard dispatchers on the line and got help from an EMS team.
Slacker thinks it is incredible that the dispatcher stayed on the line for as long as they did! He says that he would try having Siri call 911 but he thinks that it would work and he would get in trouble. Steve doesn't think he could even use Siri if he needed to. He forgot how to do it until he watched Slacker!
Yi! I'm dating a guy who likes to "act like he's in charge" in front of his friends. He says that he's always been looked down upon by them and this would help him with his confidence. He told me that it's just an act and we would discuss everything together. It would just seem like he's calling the shots in front of them. He hushes me, tells his friends that everything we do is his idea, and even orders for me all of the time. I said I didn't mind, but now it's starting to get to me. He is not being himself. He is when it's just us, but not when we're hanging out with them. Why is showing off and looking like he's in charge of me so important to him?
Slacker wants to know what kind of lame friends her BF has that would think that this is cool behavior. His friends look down on him and he is clearly the punching bag of his group. If his friends think that being bossy and controlling is cool than he needs to leave his friends. Slacker thinks that there are times where you use your spouse to gain things but to be misogynistic to fit in is crossing the line.
Steve says that he is a loser. He thinks he was probably a late bloomer and feels like he needs to catch up. He determined Emily's boyfriends back story just based on the fact that he needs to act like a jerk for his buddies.
What should Emily do about her boyfriend's behavior?
·The toxin in puffer fish is 1200 times deadlier than cyanide.
·A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
·Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
·The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
·By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
·Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!
·The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
·The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
·Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.
·If you were to spell out numbers, you wouldn't find the letter "A" until you reach one thousand
·Bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.
Slacker thinks Steve already knows all the random facts that there are to know! He decides to quiz him on all the above facts. He says his son is currently into learning about the food chain and he was stumped when his son asked what a hawks prey is.
Steve wonders if bats fly out of the cave to the left because they are creative minded? He also thinks that there has got to be more people airborne that 61000 every hour!
Today we're playing Drunk or Kid! You call in and tell us stories when you were either drunk or a kid and we guess which one you were! Lil' D will tell two stories in first person and the guys will guess, to show you how the show works! It's a competition between the two so be sure to try and throw them off!
First Story: I was riding in a limo and wanted to put my head out of the window like they do in the movies! I ended up having to put my head out of the window and I fell out of it.
Second Story: I was out hiking on a 100 foot cliff. I ended up stumbling and falling off the cliff. I survived but I fell on a snake and got bitten.
Yi! My baby's father and I have been broken up for a year and half he met a girl about 3 months ago and they were together for maybe 2 months. Well 2 weeks ago he broke up with her because he wants his family back. So I agreed to try to work things out. Yesterday he told me his ex-told him she might be pregnant and now I'm crushed! He has kids from his relationship before me; we have a kid together and now this. Idk what to do I love him so much and was so happy that we were working things out and yea it's only been 2 weeks but it's been great! He thinks she's lying about it but we're waiting for her to make a doctor appointment to know for sure. My problem is if she is pregnant, should I stay? He swears he wants nothing to do with her but he will be there for the baby he loves me and wants me and I have nothing to worry about. I have bad anxiety and idk if I would be mentally ready to deal with this but I don't want to leave now that everything is working out. Has anyone been through this and it worked?? I'm really hoping and praying she's not and we can just move over this bump and be happy but if she is I have no idea what to do!! Help please!!! –Chezarre
Slacker says love is blind! He says there is a reason why they broke up and she shouldn't get back together with him. Slacker thinks that just because things have been doing good for two weeks and that he will slowly slip back into the reason why they broke up but then again he says that is worth it for the child to keep the family together.
Steve asks, "Why do woman do this?" He says that she needs to start over! He dates single moms a lot but he never tries to be their dad so it is a different situation. He says she is taking on and will carrying responsibility for his bad decisions if she gets back together with him. He says that she is looking for happy in all of the stupid places. He does say that the ex-girlfriend could be lying about being pregnant because that's what girls do when they don't want their boyfriends to break up with them.
Has anyone else been through a similar situation? Did it work out? Should she stay?
During the show Chezarri decided to call in and discuss her situation fully in depth. She says that she and her baby daddy have been gone through a lot together. She says that his former girlfriend is lying about her pregnancy because she refuses to go to the doctor to prover her pregnancy. She says that he is a great guy but sometimes just makes stupid mistakes like every other guy. Chezarri says that she loves his children with his previous girlfriend before her. She says that they are making it work and they are really happy. She says that they are in love and are a family.
It's time for another Anyone Listening Who! This is a game we like to play that gets you involved to help us win! Slacker, Steve, and Lil' D want to see who knows you better! Who will you side with?
Slacker thinks that most of you have bartered for something with the booty. He found a story about a driving teacher who was bartering oral relations for good grades. Maryland man was arrested after she confronted him and called police. She had failed her driving test after rolling through a stop sign at which that point the instructor pointed to his manhood.
Steve thinks that most of you are being super hypocritical about something in your life. He found a story about a Canadian man who was charged with a DUI. The hypocritical part of the story is that the man was the president of an organization called MADD which fought against driving while intoxicated.
Lil' D thinks that most of you have walked into the wrong house. He found a story about a bounty hunter that was arrested after gathering a group together to take down a "criminal." He and his posse surrounded the house in which he though resided the criminal but the true resident was a police officer. After raiding the home the police chief arrested the bounty hunter.
Who knows you best? What stories do you have that can relate to one of these topics?
It seems that nowadays it is so easy to get hacked! You can have everything hacked basically! Your phone, computer, all accounts, baby monitors, and now even cars! What's next the vending machine? You may or may not know who the hacker is but in a lot of cases the hacker always turns out to be a former girlfriend or boyfriend! Jae Crowder who is an NBA player in Boston, was hacked by his now ex-girlfriend. She found out he had a mistress and she felt the need expose her to the world by posting her picture on Crowder's Instagram account! He ended up deleting his account due to all of the attention he was receiving! A man driving in a Tesla had his journey expectantly turned to a halt when his car shut off while he was driving! Little did he know that his car was being hacked at the time. He says that cybersecurity has come to find out that the hackers were hacking his car not from the outside by a remote but by from the inside! Scary!
Slacker says that he thinks that he could hack someone because he is really good at fixing technology. He says that Steve could hack him really easily because he knows all of his passwords! He says that he is not good at using different passwords for different things.
Steve says that the girl he was dating decided to hack into his email account and found an email from a third party. She then emailed everyone he knew and started spreading lies about him. She even emailed Slacker and said, "Steve is sleeping with your wife!" After he confronted her about the hacking she said that she didn't do it.
You're out on the dance floor, have a few drinks on you, and are in a dress that you wouldn't say is exactly conservative and something to be to exposed is bound to happen! Wardrobe malfunctions get to the best of us but you can always look back after the embarrassment subsides and have a good laugh. I bet Lenny Kravitz is having a real laugh now after exposing his manhood on stage in front of hundreds of concertgoers! While he was getting low with the microphone his pants decided to split right in the front. I guess he wasn't wearing underwear because everything was exposed. I mean EVERYTHING! It was out just long enough for the crowd to take a few pictures and leak them onto the internet. Now his manhood is literally everywhere!
Slacker says that when he looked at the un-blurred photo of Lenny Kravitz's junk it looked like he had a piercing! He says that his junk was bedazzled! He says that when his wife was eight months pregnant she was wearing a skirt without any underwear on because she was going through hot flashes with her pregnancy and they were out shopping. She says that she walked by an air vent that blew her skirt up and exposed her mommy part to all the other shoppers. He compared her to Marilyn Monroe.
Steve says that he accidentally exposed his junk to his mother and all of her friends at a tea party. He says that his pants also split in the front and he didn't feel his manhood hanging out and his mother had to communicate with him to change his pants without embarrassing him.
When have you suffered from a major wardrobe malfunction?
Yi Slacker and Steve! Everyone on the planet is talking about the Cecil the Lion story right now and it's definitely getting a lot of attention at my house. I've been a hunter my entire life and for the past year I've been organizing and planning a trip to South Africa to go hunting for Cape Buffalo and other smaller trophies. I'm supposed to go early next month, but now my wife is saying I have to cancel my trip because of all the negative press big game hunting is getting. If I cancel now, I would still have to pay 50% of the safari price, not to mention losing all the other costs I've already paid. She says she'd rather lose the money than face all the criticism from people if I go. I've tried telling her that a lot of the money spent on safaris actually goes to the conservation of the animals and the meat will not go to waste, but no one wants to hear that right now. This is a trip I've wanted to take for a really long time and I feel like I'd be missing out on a once in a lifetime opportunity. What should I do?-Matt
Slacker says that because his family was poor, his father would hunt a lot, not for the antlers, but to put food on the table. He says that his dad's hunting kept them alive. He thinks that as long as the animal is going to good use and feeding bellies rather than just needing a head to hang over the fireplace.
Steve says ball parking the amount of money just for the safari itself is 25,000 dollars, that doesn't include plane tickets, permits, and accommodations. He says planning this type of trip takes a lot of time.
P.E. class was either a blast or torture and according to this new study if you were chubby you had a bad time! Scientist have done a study about chubby children in P.E. class and the study proved that teachers were biased towards the bigger kids! Here is a list we found that proves why gym class was torture!
1. You were at the mercy of a higher power.
2. You were punished for things outside of your control.
3. It felt like the gym teacher was out to get you.
4. If you were unlucky enough to go to a school with gym uniforms…
5. People kind of expected you just to KNOW how the games work.
6. While you struggled with basic motor skills…
7. …some kid in your class was being recruited for the pros.
8. Minor injuries were expected.
9. "Muscle building" was code for "intentionally impossible."
10. And as soon as you started to get good, the period was over.
Slacker says that he cannot remember any of his teacher's names except for one and it is his P.E. teacher because he was so mean to him! He says that he was never able to climb to the top of the rope because he was afraid because if he fell the only thing there was to land on was an old wrestling matt.
Steve got physically assaulted by his teacher. He told the teacher who was the wrestling coach that "Wrestling house." The teacher picked up Steve and carried him over to the concrete wall and bashed his head against the wall to the beat, "We are doing wrestling today."
Lil' D says that in the town in which he grew up was huge into wrestling and raised champions. He says that every gym class was wrestling class and he would have to go up against pro wrestlers and his butt beat every day!
Can you relate to the list? What did your P.E. teacher do that made gym miserable?
Freaky things happen every day especially in Oklahoma. An Oklahoma teen was at her father's grave site with her mother when she decided she wanted to write him a 'Letter to Heaven.' She wrote a letter and attached it to a balloon and released it. They left the grave and made the 25 mile trek back home and when they arrived home they found something that was extremely unbelievable. The balloon that was released was now sitting on their front yard! The wind current in Oklahoma makes for some weird happenings or coincidences. A woman who was short on money was about to get married and had purchased a wedding dress and left it at her grandparent's house. Their house caught on fire and destroyed everything inside except for one thing! It was the wedding dress that was completely unharmed!
Slacker says that the wind current in the air in Oklahoma to make the balloon land on the teen's lawn is miraculous.
Steve says that he and his father were cleaning out his recently deceased uncle's house and got a sign from the afterlife. He says that it was in dead heat and there was no electricity in the house and hadn't been for a while. He says that his father went into the freezer and returned with a look of horror on his face. Steve's uncle used to always get his sister and him candy bars. In the freezer were cold candy bars when they should have been soup.
Yi! My friend had her first baby 5 months ago. I understand people change when they have a kid, but she has become so over-protective of her son. She barely leaves the house so everyone has to come to her to do anything. Everything that comes into contact with the baby has to be cleaned and disinfected. If she leaves the room the baby has to go with her. Every time the baby cries she acts like there is a major medical emergency. She's been my friend for a long time, so I don't want to lose her, but it's overwhelming just to try to spend time with her and the baby. I've made up stories just so I don't have to go over there. Do all first-time moms go through an over-protective phase like this or is this how she's going to be from now on? Thanks for the help guys! -Lydia
Slacker says that he says this is completely understandable. He says that he was overprotective with his first born but as for mother's it is harder because they carried their baby for nine months. He says that his wife didn't leave her first born for an entire year.
Steve says that even though he is not a parent he completely gets it. He says that you still have to be fun when you become a mom.
Lil' D says that he was more overprotective than his wife would because she had been around babies in the hospital that she works at. He says he went as far to make his own baby food so his daughter can have only natural ingredients in her body. He says that he was overprotective until he had his second child.
Do all moms go through this type of phase or is this how her friend is going to be from now on?
We all have them and they can be good, bad, or down right weird! We're talking about habits! A woman in England is going blind due to her habit. Her habit has now turned into a full blown addiction because she consumes up to 23 cans of Red Bull a day. The Red Bull has affected her brain that it has swollen up causing major damage to her eye sight. Another woman in the UK has let her habit lead to serious consequences. For five years Claire Embleton has been chewing gum every day for up to seven hours. Claire now needs a jaw replacement! Yikes! We all have disgusting habits that everyone does and here is a list!
1. Eating in the Bathroom
2. Nose Picking
3. Eating Things from Your Teeth
4. Pit Sniffing
5. Wipe Inspection
Slacker says that he definitely can relate to the top five most disgusting habits that everyone shares. He says that he also has a habit as to how he has to put his socks and shoes on. He puts on his left sock and then his left shoe, followed by the right sock then the right shoe.
Steve says that he eats in his bathroom but he doesn't worry about germs because there are zero germs in his bathrooms and while he is in there he eats he food that he found in between his teeth. But Steve says he does not smell his armpits because they never stink so there is no need.
Luis Carlos de Noronha Cabral da Camara made an unusual distribution of his money after his death: 70 people listed in a Lisbon phone directory were contacted out of the blue after his death to be told he had made them his beneficiaries. They had been chosen at random from the directory, in front of two witnesses at a registry office 13 years before. It certainly came as a shock to them. In the first place, people do not, as a rule, make wills in Portugal
Sergey Sudev was left a 950 million euros fortune by an uncle he had not seen for 10 years. But he must have made a good impression at their meeting a decade ago, because it prompted the uncle, who lived in Germany, to write Sudev into his will straight away. The student had no idea he stood to inherit a fortune and got on with his course in journalism. Then one day there was a knock at his door in the town of Komrat - his uncle's agents had tracked him down to pass on the incredible news. A shocked Sudev is reported to have said to them: "Is this a joke?" The inheritance means he has become one of the richest men in Moldova, where the average monthly salary is around 270 euros
A wealthy Manhattan landlord left $20 million to his two daughters — but they can collect only on his strict terms. Daddy Dearest real estate millionaire Maurice Laboz, who died earlier this year, doled out early-bird bonuses to his girls in his will as long as they marry right, get good jobs and don't even think about having kids out of wedlock. The Laboz girls — Marlena, 21, and Victoria, 17 — are set to inherit $10 million apiece when they turn 35. But they can get their hands on some of the dough beforehand if they follow Daddy's rules for the straight and narrow. For example:
• Marlena will get $500,000 for tying the knot, but only if her husband signs a sworn statement promising to keep his hands off the cash.
• She nets another $750,000 if she graduates "from an accredited university" and writes "100 words or less describing what she intends to do with the funds" — with the trustees appointed by her dad to oversee her money responsible for approving her essay.
• Both daughters get a big incentive to earn decent salaries by 2020. Each young woman is guaranteed to receive an annual payout of three times the income listed on their personal federal tax return. In a not-so-subtle nod to the taxman, their checks will be cut every April 15.
• If the daughters have kids and don't work outside the house, the trustees will give them each 3 percent of the value of their trust every Jan. 1. There's one catch: The money flows only for a "child born in wedlock."
• The sisters could earn the same amount being "a caregiver" to their mother, Ewa Laboz, 58, whom their father was in the middle of divorcing. She got nothing in the will and has indicated that she will contest it.
Steve has inherited a lot from his family. He says that his family attorney is the one who handles the money and property. He says it makes families miserable and greedy and no one cares about the deceased. He thinks of it as blood money so he doesn't feel like its earned or appreciated by most people.
Slacker says he will not be inheriting anything since he grew up poor. He is fascinated by how all these things work. He says that Lil D inherited a stick of Old Spice deodorant so that he could remember the smell of his grandpa.
Enrique Milla was one of the unfortunate ones. He elected for surgery that would help him maintain an erection. Milla wasn't trying to gain a larger member, but he did want to be able to perform in bed - it turned out that his implant was literally a plastic straw. His member became infected, contracted gangrene and it had to be amputated.
A New Jersey mother had an eyelid rejuvenation surgery to make her appear more alert and awake. Well, now she's forever awake because the surgeon left her with not enough eyelid. Marilyn Leisz cannot fully close her eyes, has to sleep with a mask to protect her corneas, and uses lubricant drops all day to ensure they won't dry out.
Paul Thorn, 30, from Norwich, lost 280lb after having weight-loss surgery. After being unable to remove the skin in the UK, he travelled to Poland. The surgeons left unemployed Paul with saggy, loose skin on his back area when they forgot to do his posterior.
A woman in the UK who underwent a hysterectomy said she woke from surgery to find her doctor had removed two of her front teeth. "I woke up from an operation with two teeth missing, and I cannot believe that I still have not been able to get a straight answer from the hospital," Clare Jones, 47, of Newcastle-under-Lyme told Metro.co.uk. Doctors allegedly could not account for her additional missing teeth, which has now led to an investigation. "They obviously had to remove them to put something in to help with my breathing during the operation," Jones told Metro.co.uk. "But they haven't told me that. If they had admitted it and apologized and said they will replace the teeth then I wouldn't be so angry." The chief nurse at Royal Stroke University Hospital told Metro.co.uk that they are aware of Jones' claims. Jones said she cannot afford to have corrective dental surgery.
Slacker has flashbacks of a dentist straddling his chest ripping teeth from his mouth. He thinks that people have similar stories where people are injured from the surgery itself. Steve says he knew a hot girl that every time she went to get an eye exam the doctor asked her to disrobe.
OPP is from a lady who is dating a co-worker. She has a much higher position in the company and loves her job. She recently found out her boyfriend is going to be fired. Should she tell him and risk her job or save the job and risk the relationship?
Steve thinks if she tries to save him then everyone is going to know she's sleeping with him. Steve thinks her boyfriend may think that if she knew that he was going to be fired, it's because she wants to out the relationship and go public.
Slacker thinks maybe she should try and pick a group of people she wants to save and mix him into the group so it isn't so obvious. He thinks that immediately after he gets fired that he is going to confront her about if she knew. Slacker wants to know if it came down to it would she pick the job or man. She picks her job.
Should she warn him or should she let him get fired and risk the relationship?
Two people slept through a Pennsylvania home burglary early Wednesday morning, according to police. "They didn't hear anything," said police. A burglar initially tried to force his or her way inside through one door, but was thwarted by its dead bolt. The burglar got inside by forcing open a locked sliding glass door. It happened sometime between midnight and 9 a.m.
Stolen were two computers, cash, credit cards, a cell phone and purses, he said.
A man continued sleeping between train tracks Saturday night until a conductor woke him to say he had been hit by a train. "No I didn't," replied Josh Napier to the conductor. Then Napier put his head back down to return to sleep. Napier, 30, was carried by police and fire personnel to an ambulance and transported with non-life-threatening injuries. Norfolk Southern train personnel told police Napier was asleep in the middle of the tracks when the train passed over him. The train, which showed no damage to the engine's front stopped with the single engine about 25 yards south of a crossing. With Napier at the hospital, the train resumed its trip to Fort Wayne at 12:40 a.m.
Lil D says as a teenager his friends and him would go and hangout under the train bridge and that the vibrations were so strong that there is no way someone could sleep through a train going over them.
Steve said he used to go put pennies on the tracks but can't imagine being hit by the train. He says he is a medium sleeper and knows the rhythms of his own home. He would be able to wake up if he could hear or sense that something was off.
Slacker says that he isn't that heavy of a sleeper, but it depends on how much he has drank. With small children he said he could manage to sleep through all the feedings since he couldn't technically feed them since he isn't a woman. He also said that as a kid he lived on a long and straight street and the one curve in the road was in front of his house. Every weekend people would run off the road into his front yard or hit the curb. He got so used to it that he slept through it several times growing up.
A little girl's quick thinking apparently saved the lives of her mother and baby brother after the mom said she fell asleep at the wheel and drove down an embankment. The mother said her daughter woke up and got out of her five-point harness, which she'd only done once before, then climbed up the 40-foot embankment to the highway barefoot and flagged somebody down. 5-year-old Lexi flagged down a passersby following the crash, outside Jasper, Canada. The girl's mother later found out the crash wasn't visible from the road, and her husband thought she was taking a different route home. The woman suffered small fractures in her neck and back, and internal injuries including broken ribs and liver damage. The 10-week-old baby's brain was also bleeding, but they're both recovering now.
A man stopped a robbery while proposing to his girlfriend in Hickory, North Carolina. The man planned to propose to his girlfriend at a restaurant and he was gearing up for his big moment when he noticed a man running to the door. He realized the man was trying to rob the place so he put the man in a chokehold knocking him out. An off-duty cop was nearby and helped hold the robber down until cops came. The man decided to propose to her girlfriend at a park instead and she said yes.
Slacker says he saved an entire building from terrorist in LA with his shoes off. And he thinks he may have ruined the topic this hour with bad Bruce Willis movie plots.
Steve thinks he couldn't even get himself out of a 5 point harness and climb a 40 foot hill like the 5–year-old did! He says he probably would have just given up and chilled in the car still someone found him.
Yi guys! So... I've never ever felt the need to write an OPP in my years listening to the show, but... I'm stuck. And I could use some advice. I've been seeing a guy for about four months now. It started out really casually, but the more time we spend together, the more intimate things get. He takes me out for nice dinners, I spend the night at his place if I want to, and he always goes out of his way to make me smile. I feel like this could be the start of something really special. The problem is that I'm moving away in a few weeks for an extended period of time. It's never been a secret; he's well aware that I'm leaving, but we progress on anyway. I've done long distance, and it's the pits. I'm torn, though, because I really like this guy a lot. I have no idea what to do except wait for the hurt to come when I have to move. What in the world do I do? I'm trying to tell myself to enjoy it while it lasts and be prepared for the end, but every time I do, I get a big pit in my stomach. HELP!
Steve thinks that relationships are pointless because it is just calling dibs on each other. If we tell her to stay it's basically saying that this guy is it and she can't get any better. Steve thinks that she can find another guy at the next spot she lives.
Slacker thinks maybe is this guy being so great and nice because he knows that she is leaving? He knows that since she's leaving maybe he's going all out. Maybe if she knows that it's going to hurt eventually, why not just cut it off now. Because since it's going to end why does she want to get more involved? Slacker thinks maybe they should have the open relationship talk so they can still be fulfilled even when she leaves and that someday they can be exclusive again.
What do you think she should do? Stay for the guy or go for the job?
There are a lot of things that everyone does. Like watching Harry Potter, learning to swim, or taking a flight. But sometimes we just don't get around to doing common things.
Steve has never changed a tire. He says he doesn't have to because he always has a nice car and once the tires go bad you buy a new one. He says as a teenager that he had chances, but he always had a friend that knew how to do things better so he let them do it.
Slacker says he has never gotten a table dance. He never even tipped a stripper until he went out with Steve and Lil D. He doesn't know why he hasn't done it he just doesn't want to. His band even used to have meetings at a strip club and still didn't have one. He also never has seen The Sound of Music, broken a bone, or had a tattoo.
Lil D says he had a table dance before and it wasn't worth it. His daughter watches Sound of Music every day so Slacker can come over and check that off his list. Lil D has never been to Disneyworld or any other major theme park. His family never took vacations and he says he's debating taking his kids to keep up tradition.
Today we’re playing Anyone Listening Who! Slacker, Steve, and Lil’ D compile topics that they wanted to discuss on the show but never aired. Three of them will each have a topic and they want to see who knows you better!
Slacker thinks that most of you have taken the fall for someone else.
Steve thinks that most of you have had your identity stolen.
Lil’ D thinks that most of you have a stabbing story.
Slacker found a story in which a man took the fall for his son’s fatal DUI. The man went through the court system and sat in jail for a year for his son. A family member couldn’t take that the wrong person was in jail and came clean. So now the father is being released and the son his going in the slammer.
Steve found says that he found a story about a news anchor that was alerted on live T.V. that his identity had been stolen. So the anchor thought his news cast should pack everything up and go to find the suspect who stole his I.D. Turns out they found him on live T.V. and busted the guy!
Lil’ D found a story in which a man asked his neighbor to turn down his T.V. because it was way too loud. His neighbor responded with a simple, “No.” So the man left and returned with a kitchen knife. He decided that poking him would motivate him to turn the T.V. down. Turns out, it did!
What story do you have that can relate to one of these topics?
Walking through closed doors can be extremely dangerous because you never know what you are about to walk in on. Maybe it is someone doing the deed or maybe it’s an armed robbery! Whatever it is you probably wished you had never walked in on it! One manager walked in on her employees doing something that she wished she had unseen and also discovered some frisky business that was going on other than her business. She was walking into the print room which was strangely locked. She then proceeded to unlock the doors and when she did she discovered her employees having relations! She immediately walked out and shut the door. The manager then stumbled on something on her employer’s desk that stated, “Duck Club.” The “Duck Club” was a chart of points and locations to have relations! The printer room was 25 points! A Las Vegas woman walked into a smoke shop and got a lot more than what she bargained for. She walked in on an armed robbery and in the process got her bag stolen and was pistol whipped. Not all was lost though because one of the three thieves dropped their pack of cigarettes and the police were able to grab fingerprints off of it which eventually led to the arrest of all three suspects!
Slacker says that he had a party at his house and had people stay over. He says there was one person at the party who could not fall asleep and he happened to stroll into his master bedroom. Slacker says he was obviously doing the deed! He says that it was awkward because his friend closed the store but stayed outside the door and continuously kept texting him if he was “done yet!”
Steve says that he never walked in on his parents!
I got pregnant from a one night stand I had with a guy I met at the club. I didn't want to be a single parent, so I thought I would try to make the best of a bad situation and get to know him before the baby was born. Turns out, he's a total d-bag. He's one of those guys that thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks you have to be rich to have any significance in the world. He thinks that everyone is there to serve his needs. He's a racist. Like I said, he's a huge d-bag. The baby is due a little more than a month from now and I really don't want him to have any sort of influence on my baby. How do I keep him out of our life? What do I do to make sure my son doesn't end up anything like him?-Meghan
Slacker says that she shouldn’t have told the baby daddy because now that he knows, he has rights! He says he knows plenty of people that have been in this situation and they all couldn’t make it work and they tried hard. He says it didn’t work because the couples weren’t compatible.
Steve says that the courts are more favorable towards women. He wants to know if he is really is bad as she says he is. He says that her arguments will not hold up in court. He says just because you are a racist doesn’t mean your parental rights are taken away.
How can Meghan keep her baby’s father out of her life and influencing her son?
Some say it takes a village to raise and child and that’s exactly what Alyssa’s mentality is. She wants to spread her wealth to in turn create the wealth. She grew up poor and waitressed long enough to know and understand the struggles of being poor and how long it takes to make an income. Now that she is established with a better job and husband she is extra generous when tipping others and donating her money to charities because she knows where she came from and wants to help others in need. She tips at least 50 percent at every single restaurant. She likes to pay it forward! All she wants to do is reward people for hard work. Her husband, Will, thinks that Alyssa is being too generous. He says they are comfortable in their finances but they are still not saving as much as he would like to be. He thinks she needs to pull in the reigns of her generosity! He says they haven’t put any money into their retirement in three years and are almost living paycheck to paycheck. He wants just normal budgeting and saving.
Slacker says that both sides are right. He says that he and his wife plan out their budgeting regarding charities. He says that Alyssa is generous but if she doesn’t have her ducks in a row while helping others, then who will be helping her out when they need help?
Steve says that they need to find the right median. He asks the question, “How do you tell someone to stop being nice and generous?”
Coulrophobia, do you have it? An estimated 20-30 percent of the population is afraid of clowns. If you are in that percentage stay away from Chicago cemeteries! A man dressed in a clown costume broke into a Chicago cemetery and decided to give the city a little scare! Some passerby’s saw the man scale the fence as they were driving by. The clown looked back at the car as the people inside decided to snap a photo of him waving at them in the dark. The owners did not see any vandalism in the cemetery and the man was never detained and is still deemed unknown of true identity. I’m staying far away from Chicago! A 14-year-old in Australia decided to play a similar prank only during daylight on a train! The clown boarded the train wearing a suit, a creepy clown mask, and a suitcase. He didn’t say one word put stared down the commuters. After the story aired the boy’s step-father called in and said that his step-son will be getting a stern talking to for stealing his mask and pulling a prank.
Slacker says that he is absolutely terrified of clowns. He doesn’t like the makeup that the clowns have! He says they don’t break character and that also freaks him out. He says that mimes are in the same category of clowns! The only clown Slacker is okay with is a rodeo clowns because they don’t wear that much make up. He is on team #clownhater
Steve says that clowns are awesome! He thinks that the clown in Chicago was just visiting his deceased fellow clown family members! He is on team #clownlover
Lil’ D says that he is not afraid of clowns. He said he had a former babysitter that went to clown school and taught him a ton of cool tricks like juggling with fire! He is on team #clownlover
Watch where your poop and make sure your poop isn’t flammable! A man in Idaho destroyed 73-acres of land because after wiping, after a poop, he decided to burn his toilet paper. He thought he was doing the right thing but found out later it was a bad mistake when he saw the mountain go up in flames. The man was a cyclist and had to make an emergency stop on the side of the road. The fire was contained six and a half hours later. Helicopters, air tankers, and ground crews stopped the blaze. The man was handed a citation and may have to cover the cost of the methods to put the fire out. That was one expensive poop! A woman in Ohio claimed that the person who started her house on fire was her cousin. She thinks that her cousin started her house on fire because she won’t leave her husband for him. She said her cousin even put her husband in the hospital the previous month. Talk about family drama!
Slacker says that his dad kept his old dirty oil rags right next to their cedar wood fence and wood for their fireplace with kids that loved bottle rockets! Their entire backyard became a light show after one fourth of July.
Steve says he thinks it is fun to blow up aerosol cans!
Lil’ D says that he had an old girlfriend that didn’t follow stop, drop, and roll. She started a fire and didn’t put the fire out like one would think; she went a different route and covered the fire up with paper and walked away. She burned down half of her house.
What have you started fire to, accidentally or purposefully?
Carrie is in a huge dilemma and wants her 2,000 dollars back from her best friend! Recently, during the bridal and bachelorette party that Carrie threw for her friend who is about to tie the knot, too much information was said! They were playing a truth game. The object of the game was to admit something you have never told. Carrie had informed her best friend that she and her fiancé had a make out session way before the two ever started dating. The bride did not like that one bit and demoted her from maid of honor to not even invited. Carrie says she feels bad for kissing him but it was before they even met and that is all they did. She thinks that the bride has turned into a bridezilla and is overreacting. She has spent two grand on the bridal shower, travel, and dress. Carrie wants some compensation if her friend doesn’t let her back into the wedding.
Slacker says that he would want his money back if he were in that situation. He is shocked that Carrie is still willing to still stand up for her friend. Slacker knows that he would never talk to the person who kicked him out of the wedding again. He says that she deserves the money!
Steve says you can never invite someone to you have seen naked and since Carrie didn’t see her best friend’s naked body during their make out session than she did nothing wrong. He says that she shouldn’t be kicked out because she had a verbal agreement with the bride. He says the bride is being a “B”! Steve says they can never be friends again because she kicked her out of the wedding.
First dates are tough to begin with but are harder when something goes majorly wrong like having to be airlifted by a helicopter! A California couple decided to take a hike for their first date. The man had a map that would lead them through the treacherous area but his map obviously was not as correct as he suspected it to be because they got lost…. Like really lost! Thankfully the couple was still in cell service area and was able to call the sheriff’s department, as well as having the helicopter airlifting squad out practicing near their location. The helicopter found them and airlifted them to safety and a location they were familiar with. Another couple in Arizona had an explosive first date, literally. They were about to have a nice candle lit dinner until disaster struck. As Tiara Del Rio was about to light her scented candle the entire house blew up! There was a natural gas leak within her residence and the candle flame triggered making a huge explosion. Both she and her date fortunately made it out alive but not with third-degree- burns. Both are blessed to be alive and hopefully their second date with run more smoothly.
Slacker says that Steve is the master of first date disasters! He doesn’t like the idea of going on a hike for the first date and doesn’t understand how the California couple even got lost! He says that he had a first date that turned into a disaster after he tried to blow his dates mind by making her his special Moscow Mule. She loved the drink so much that she stole his Moscow Mule copper cups the next morning! He wants them back!
Steve says that he always has relations on the first late because “you should just get to the part to why you are both here.” He doesn’t understand why anyone would go on a hike on a first date! He also doesn’t understand why anyone uses real candles anymore! He says use the fake ones so you don’t catch on fire!
A department manager at the Lorain County Board of Developmental Disabilities resigned last week while under investigation for allegedly accessing a graphic sexual role-playing game and other inappropriate content on his personal computer while on county time. Jeffrey Neal, who served as director of the agency’s service and support administration, was asked to resign during a July 14 meeting, Human Resources Director Tom Forhan said. Forhan said Neal was placed on paid administrative leave June 25 after complaints from fellow employees that he had showed them material of a sexual nature on his personal computer.
“It was inappropriate for the workplace, but not of a criminal nature,” Forhan said. According to statements from his co-workers, Neal discussed with them a “raunchy” online game he was fond of playing. One co-worker wrote that Neal had increasingly been bringing his personal laptop to work with him and often had it up and running on his desk during the work day.
Arkansas Online claims an air traffic controller was recently found drunk and passed out in a Springdale control tower. Philip Maschek was charged with public intoxication. A city employee found him after a pilot who wanted to take off couldn't because the tower wasn't responding. Philip was topless. He failed field sobriety tests and was too intoxicated to climb down a ladder to leave the tower. Philip was wearing a black robe and house shoes when he was arrested.
Officers recently rushed to a gas station in Port St Lucie, Florida after receiving word that a robbery was in progress. The 'robber' was a clerk, who thought it would be funny to wear a mask and order his co-workers to the ground. The scared clerks later laughed about the joke and declined to press charges. The cops recognized the masked man and told him no more pranks.
A Georgia man (Anthony Dunton) poisoned his co-worker's water bottle with small amounts of Roundup weed killer.He poured small amounts of Roundup weed killer in his colleague’s water bottle on at least four occasions. The 65-year-old told police he didn’t want to kill the unnamed victim, only “mess with him'. His victim set up a hidden camera after noticing his water tasted strange and foamed when he shook the bottle. The camera caught Dunton sneaking off with the bottle on two different occasions. He was filmed wiping his fingerprints off the bottle in one of the recordings. He confessed when confronted by cops. The co-worker was treated for kidney pain but wasn’t seriously hurt. Police jailed the prankster with four counts of felony assault.
Slacker thinks the lunch stealer is the ultimate worst person. If you didn’t bring it in how dare you put it in your mouth! You know it’s not yours.
Steve wants to know: how is it a joke to poison your coworkers? He likes the smell of roundup but he wouldn’t eat it. He also loves the smell of gas and sharpies. He also says he signed his Audi so that his coworkers know it’s his and can’t try to take it.
“There was the guy that broke up with me JUST before I met his parents, and I had to sit through lunch with them for 3 hours afterwards. Then I got the bus home."
Sent me an album of pictures of her and the guy she left me for in all the places I had taken her
Email on Christmas Day. He said he wasn't physically attracted to me. This was three days after I lost my virginity to him.
She typed up a letter on a Word document and sent it as an attachment on a Facebook message, and texted me while I was at work to check my messages when I get home.
“He changed his number and blocked me from Facebook.”
“He posted our breakup as his Facebook and tagged me in it.”
“My fiancé did not show up for our wedding, which was on my birthday.”
“My ex husband was cheating on me and, of course, I didn’t know. He and his sister got into a huge fight and she said it in front of everybody. So, I guess since the cat was out the bag, he ended it all right then and there. Imagine my devastation!”
Slacker thinks that people break up on trips together because they realize they aren’t compatible. That and they have to share a bathroom. Slacker remembers that we had a caller a few weeks ago where a girlfriend went out to lunch with her boyfriend and his mom and his mom broke up with her!
Steve thinks that it’s acceptable to break up over Facebook or social media because letting the world know and your spouse at the same time is just killing two birds with one stone.