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Worst Job

Yi!
A business recently put out an advertisement for a job but few people applied due to the brutal requirements. Here’s the list of some of the requirements:
Must be able to work 135+ hours a week
Ability to work overnight, associate needs pending
Willingness to forgo any breaks
Work mostly standing up and/or bending down
Must be able to lift up to 75 lbs. on a regular basis
Ph.D. in psychology or real-life equivalent
Crisis management skills a must
Ability to coordinate multiple, often conflicting, schedules
Ability to make independent decisions on behalf of others
Ability to work with associates with minimal ability
Ability to work in a chaotic environment
Frequent travel; minivan driving experience a plus
Excellent interpersonal skills and a collaborative approach
Flexible when it comes to surprise requests
Unlimited patience
Understanding of social media, mobile devices and video games
Selflessly driven
Valid driver's license, CPR certification and Red Cross membership
Ability to wear several hats, professional and domestic
Positive disposition at all times
The actual job? A mom.
 
Slacker has unlimited respect for stay at home moms. It’s a very hard job because you constantly have to do something for the kids. He himself was a gardener at a motel. He said the job was technically the grounds keeper, which was watering the one plant and pulling weeds from sidewalk cracks. There was no gardening really involved so they had him sweep the parking lot.

Steve thinks you bring being mom on yourself and you don’t pay taxes for being a mom. He was rock picker. Before farmers would plow fields he would have to pick up rocks and fill up a bucket of them again and again. It was a windy, dirty, and dusty job that was miserable.

I used to have to babysit for 10 kids between the ages of 2-7 every single week and only made 20$. There was never a week where one of the kids wasn’t in tears, fighting, or injured.

Signed,
Intern Courtney



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