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Worst First Ever

Yi!!
 
Doing something for the first time usually isn’t fun. Slacker thought Steve would have a bad first relations story, but Steve was like, “No, I rocked it.” Slacker’s first time at relations was really bad, but he also felt guilty because he stole the girl from his best friend. His best friend was on his way to a concert he was supposed to be going to with him! So guilt, plus inexperienced equaled not just really bad, but extremely awful!
 
Steve’s worst first experience was actually in Kindergarten. He really, really had to go to the bathroom…Just number one, don’t worry, but a girl named Karen was in the co-ed bathroom. Eventually, Steve couldn’t hold it anymore and he let it go. The flood gets were open and there was no going back. They had to call his mom to bring him new clothes and he was always known as that kid for the rest of Kindergarten.
 
What is your “worst first?”
 
Peace. Love – Assistant Producer Stephanie




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