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What Your Parents Don't Know


Yi!

No matter how old you get, you have a secret that would kill you if your parents ever found out. Maybe you cheated to get into college. Maybe you slept with one of their friends. Maybe lied and blamed your dog for something it didn't do and they put it down...or maybe that one is just Steve. ‘Fifty Shades of Grey' star Dakota Johnson does not want her parents to see the movie. She gets whipped and slapped and sexed up in the movie.  For these reasons, she doesn't want her parents to see.

Slacker says he keeps more from his parents now than he did when he was younger. Talking about '50 Shades of Grey,' Slacker says he has heard people say the book is so great but also very bad. Something his parents do know about him is that he is no longer a strict Catholic, like when he was growing up. He believes his parents would not be thrilled with his wife's religious beliefs at this moment. Slacker thinks after this talk, he could use a shower!

Steve asks Slacker if he would want to go see his own daughter in '50 Shades of Grey.'

Do you have a secret that would kill you if your parents found out?

Signed,
Intern Alli


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