If you haven’t heard of the actor Jason Segel, then you must go see Forgetting Sarah Marshall, How I Met Your Mother, and the new movie, Muppets. Just sayin… If you have seen him or heard of him, you wouldn’t think he’s single right? Wrong! As it turns out, there’s a reason why all the women tend to run for the door… “My house is packed with puppets. Like, everywhere. Thank God I have a slightly bigger house now, so I have one room that’s sort of dedicated to puppets. But for a long time I lived in a one-bedroom apartment that was just crammed with puppets. It’s why I’m still single.” Yikes…
Slacker once met a girl, took her to dinner and when he got back to her place, they walked in and all he saw was a house of dolls! They were everywhere in the living room! He thought, ok she is hot I can get over this, but when he got to the bedroom, there they were, so realistic looking it was like they were staring at him while he was trying to do his thing. He knew he would never be calling her again.
Steve, as we all know, has containers full of toys in his basement. As Slacker said, they are all lined up in the basement like coffins, labeled and everything! Although he thinks Steve could get millions of girls to sleep with him, he thinks they would run for the door if they ever walked into the basement.
I really don’t like puppets; I don’t even like everyone’s favorite comedian, Jeff Dunham. If I walked into his place and saw the puppets, I definitely would have started running in the other direction and never looked back. As for my place, I don’t think I have anything too ridiculous, but I do have a lot of posters of celebrities that I’ve met. I think it’s legitimate though, because I work in radio and they just happen to pop into the studio every now and again.
What have you seen in someone’s house that chased you away?
Peace. Love – Assistant Producer Stephanie