It’s simple…every story has to start with this phrase: “This one time I went psycho…”
What have you done that would be considered psycho behavior?
Slacker did an experiment with a cat to see how high up they could be dropped from and still land on their feet.
This one time when I went psycho... I was in high school and going through a phase where I wanted to get rid of most of my friends. So I stopped talking to a bunch of them abd went out and shaved my head as a metaphor. Like I didn't need all this hair on my head and I didn't need all these fake friends. Crazy...