Before a breakup there’s usually an event that pushes one of the people over the edge causing them to end the relationship. Whether it’s a small mistake or big event, it’s what causes them to draw the line and end the relationship. A woman was in the car with her boyfriend when she got in an accident with a cement truck that dumped cement all over her car. Her boyfriend saved himself and got out of the car safely. However, the woman was stuck in the car for 40 minutes before rescuers got her out with minor scrapes and bruises. It can only be assumed she didn’t stay in the relationship with him.
Slacker thinks her boyfriend was just acting upon instinct by saving himself. He thinks that moment was the one that decide the destiny of their relationship. The boyfriend’s decision in that situation declared what would happen to their relationship. He thinks that Steve ends relationships before something even happens to send him over the edge.
Steve was sent over the edge when he was on a date with a girl and she chewed her food loudly. He thought everything else was perfect about her but; he could not handle the way she ate in public. He says he catalogs reasons he breaks up with women so in the future he knows what not to look for.