In the good ole’ days, getting revenge on someone consisted of getting toilet paper and wrapping the enemy’s house or car with it. For a poor Florida cop, unfortunately that was not the case. By that, I mean he got his car wrapped in human waste! Almost like someone took a Port-A-Potty and just dumped it out on his car! An investigator can only assume this is revenge from an incident that happened a month earlier when a Highway Patrolwoman pulled over a Miami policeman for driving 120mph while under the influence.
In relation to the story above, although it was not human waste, (very impressive) I once got sweet, sweet revenge while using saran wrap and toilet paper. A guy I knew had been the biggest jerk on the planet; so much that I can’t even go into. So… A few of my friends and I thought it would be a great idea to saran wrap his car and then throw toilet paper all around it. We text his friend, found out he was at the rec-center and we drove straight over knowing we had a good hour before he would return to his car. Luckily, we also had his friend a text away because he decided to go with him. So, we wrapped the car and sat a few rows down in our car, waiting. When he left the rec-center, he stood at the edge of the sidewalk, starring down his car. His face… was priceless!! Watching him take it all off was even better! My stomach hurt from all the laughter!