Today’s topic is about sleep walking! Slacker got beat up in the middle of the night…by his own wife while she was sleepwalking. Apparently sleep walking is common in Slackers family, since his son, wife and probably following daughter all sleep walk. He had to comfort his son last night since he was wandering around the house and would not fall asleep unless Slacker lay down with him. He finally gets his son to calm down to sleep and goes back to his bed with his wife…until she kicks him square in the sternum, knocking the wind out of him. He hears his wife screaming; thinking there’s someone in the house and grabs her foot, thinking it’s the intruder’s foot. His wife wakes up curious and angry why Slacker is holding her foot.
What weird things have you done while sleep walking?
(photo courtesy of howstuffworks.com)