A 39-year-old Chicago woman BIT OFF her cousin's nose during a fight. She was visiting her second cousin when they got into an argument. It turned violent and she bit her cousin's face several times causing severe damage. She was treated at the hospital for bite marks, including having her nose bitten off. The biter was arrested for aggravated battery causing great bodily harm.
Why do you or your family put the fun in dysfunction?
Yi! I have a little parenting problem for you. My teenage daughter has a close friend who's very polite and stays out of trouble. Alexis is just the kind of kid you'd hope your kid would hang out with. Except for one problem – she smells. Bad.
I recently drove them home from the amusement park and had to keep the windows all the way down the whole way. Whenever Alexis is at my house, I have to Febreeze the couches after she leaves. This past weekend, my husband and I told our daughter that Alexis couldn't come over to watch a movie with us because we literally couldn't stand to be in the same room with her. You can smell her from a solid 10 feet away. It's really gross.
Our daughter doesn't know how to say something to her friend, and really, I'm not sure how she could start that conversation, either. What should she say? Is there any way we could step in as adults? Maybe say something to the girl's parents? And if the odor doesn't improve, what do we tell our daughter about having Alexis over in the future?
For some reason women will never forget the person who gave them a crappy wedding gift. The NY Times caught-up with women ten years after the fact and asked them if they still remember who gave them a crappy wedding gift and the majority said yes. You could speak to a 98 year old woman and she couldn't remember the song they danced to but she could remember the bad present.
Slacker got a used waffle iron (it still had pancake batter on it) as a wedding gift!
Are you still holding a grudge against the crappy gift giver? How bad was the gift?
A 71-year-old man from St. Augustine Shores said he saw the Virgin Mary in a tree while out for a walk. The man said he thinks the Virgin Mary follows him around. He said he also saw her in a tree when up on a mountain in Puerto Rico. He said he isn't sure whether she was part of a branch or limb but it resembled her. He also saw her in a picture he took at the Vatican Pavilion but the Bishop said it lacked authenticity.
Slacker claims that he was heating up tortillas for tacos once, and when he flipped one of the tortillas he saw Chuck Norris in it. Steve said it really looked more like the Dos Equis guy.
Have you ever found a likeness of someone in anything?
Showbiz Spy claims Lady GaGa recently caught a male hotel employee trying on her costumes. A source tells the site, “The guy just froze, horrified to be suddenly standing face to face with GaGa – and wearing her clothes! But instead of yelling for security and getting him fired, GaGa giggled and said: ‘Honey, you have that outfit all wrong!’ Not missing a beat, she adjusted his wig, chose another hat, and – shushing the guy’s babbled apologies – started teaching him how to walk in her shoes. And she actually snapped a cell phone pic of them together! The guy went nuts! He just couldn’t resist trying on one of her wigs – and then, caught up in the moment, he actually stripped and slipped on one of GaGa’s bizarre outfits…including a pair of her towering, do-me shoes, topped off by a wild-and-crazy hat!''
Also, police made the discovery after being called to the room by hotel workers. Inside they found snakes ranging from 12 inches to four and a half feet long. "The snakes were not being suitably cared for and were in distress. The anxious officers called the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals who attended and took 40 pythons into their care," cops said in a statement. The reptiles were in plastic bins and tubs of all sizes and some were cramped for space.
Slacker and Steve know someone that checked into a hotel and found a gun! They turned it into the front desk and it turned out that a police officer had stayerd in the room before them and left their gun.
Yi! My friends have all jumped on the gluten-free bandwagon and it’s driving me crazy! Even though none of them have ever been diagnosed with Celiac disease or gluten intolerance, they refuse to eat anything with wheat or gluten in it, and it’s making it impossible to go out to eat with them or even have a simple conversation about anything other than this dumb diet fad! Is anyone else going through this? What the heck can I do to keep them from driving me nuts?
Slacker and Lil D got into it on the air about this one. Slacker's wife has been sick for the last two years and recently discovered she has an intolerance to gluten. She dropped it from her diet and hasn't felt better in a long time. Lil D thinks gluten allergies are nothing more than a diet fad and most people that say they have it reall don't.
What advice do you have for Sheryl? Do you think gluten allergy is a real thing or a fad?
Whitney and Tom have a young son that just started kindergarten. They've already received multiple calls from his teacher saying their son had to be talked to about kissing girls at school. Tom says it is normal behavior for a boy his age and everything will be okay. Whitney says the teacher told her it was not simply kissing a girl, but their son was cornering girls and forcing them to kiss. She thinks that this is unacceptable behavior and they need to come up with a plan to correct it.
The hosts over at Fox and Friends invited a doctor on recently to weigh in on whether or not women should pay more for health insurance and the male doctor chimed in with a vigorous “yes!” Dr. David Samadi said men should not pay as much as women for insurance because: "We only have the prostate. Women have the breasts, the ovaries, the uterus, they get checked in every part." Samadi also says that because women do things like get pregnant and live longer, they should pay the lion’s share of the cost when it comes to health care. Parts of the new Obamacare plan could equal out what men and women pay for health insurance premiums.
Do you agree with him or do you think his idea is ridiculous?
A list has come out of 10 things your spouse would never tell you:
1. "I spend more on my lover than I do on you."
2. "I have a secret bank account."
3. "I have an ‘office spouse' I adore."
4. "I'm going to pretend I never bought that (or at least lie about what it cost)."
5. "I earn more than you think."
6. "I'm happier because I make more money than you."
7. "I hate being the breadwinner."
8. "I married you for money."
9. "I'd rather you cheat on me than lie about money."
10. "I blew our savings because the saleswoman was beautiful."
Yi Slacker and Steve,
I’ve been dating a guy and I’ve started to find stuff in his apartment that is really freaking me out. The first thing that I found was a stack of cash in a plastic bag in his closet. I’m not talking like $100, it’s probably closer to $5,000! He told me that he just liked having cash on hand for emergencies. Then a few weeks after finding the cash, I found a map in his desk that had drug stores, sporting goods stores, military bases and back county roads all highlighted. He told me the map is so he can load up on supplies and we can escape if anything catastrophic ever happens. This all freaked me out a little but then I found his bag. He has a bag ready to go that has clothes, food, his passport, ropes, tarps, and a gun in it. I haven’t confronted him about it yet but I’m kind of starting to think that I’m dating a crazy person! What should I do? Should I leave him now or is he doing the right thing?
What do you think? Is he crazy and should she run?
Your ex LOVED this thing, so now…you can’t STAND a certain place, food, game, song...
Steve ended up hating people for liking a show that he didn’t like. Slacker hates Pinot Noirs from Oregon because one of his ex’s loved Oregon Pinots. He even promised to hate Brazil by proxy were he to divorce his current wife. Steve hates Totino’s Pizza Rolls because “she” would always ask for them… he can’t even eat regular Totino’s pizzas because of her.
Lodged by Slacker And Steve,posted Aug 26 2013 5:23PM
Men of the world, here's a piece of advice: There are many ways to bring happiness to your Johnson, but sticking a fork into it isn't one of them. Just ask this 70-year-old Australian man who was rushed to the hospital after he attempted that very feat. According to a report published in the International Journal of Surgery Cases earlier this month, the Canberra man was admitted to the hospital with "bleeding urethral meatus" after he stuffed a 4-inch fork into his urethra in an attempt to "achieve sexual gratification." Fortunately, the report says the fork was successfully removed using forceps and "copious lubrication."
Slacker knew a guy who was stabbed by a wrought iron fence. However, neither of the two admitted to stuffing things into their bodies.
What have you gotten lodged in your body?
My sister once stuck some beans up her nose when she was younger… yep, multiple beans.
Today’s OPP thinks she’s found the one… but he’s married to a woman he no longer loves. The reason he stays in the marriage is because of his two young children. She says that there’s no reason for him to stay in a loveless marriage for the sake of his children because all that does is show them a dysfunctional relationship which isn’t a healthy environment.
Slacker and Steve are both skeptical of the idea that were the man to divorce his wife he would be willing to jump directly into a relationship with Savannah (the “other woman”). Also, they’re not sure how much of a douche he is due to the fact that he’s cheating on his wife regardless of the fact that he remains married for the sake of his children.
Slacker and Steve went out to dinner one night and saw something rather peculiar unfolding at another table. The two were clearly witnessing a first date… and it wasn’t going well. When the check arrived- the bill was handed directly to him- the guy flipped open the book, looked at the bill, threw it, as well as some cash, to the center of the table, and expected the girl to pick up the rest.
This scenario got Slacker and Steve to thinking…
Steve thinks that the guy should pick up the entire check on a first date; however, he greatly appreciates it if his date at least attempts to feign a reach for the purse or wallet, she doesn’t necessarily have to be sincere. Slacker thinks dates should be fifty/fifty because it’s not only the guy who’s invested in the date. They’re still not sure if the guy was being a complete douche or if there is an exception to this dating “rule” or norm…
Should women pay? Is it perfectly okay to split the check, even on a first date?
I will always grab my wallet when the check comes. I never expect guys to pay because if I’m going out I’ll make sure that I have money to cover what I consume. Granted, a lot of times I don’t end up paying for my dinner. However, I can even get a little uncomfortable when someone else pays for me, not because I’m an overly empowered woman but because I never want the person I’m with to think that because we’re out he’s going to have to foot because that’s how these things seem to work. Do the reach, but please be sincere about it.
One in seven adults is in a long-term relationship with a person that's not the love of their life.
And.... about 25% of adults have been in love with two people at same time.
Researchers surveyed 2,000 adults about their love life. 17% have met the love of life since getting together with long-term partner. The survey also found that men are more loyal than women to their partner.
It also found the average person has fallen head over heels in love just twice in their life, and has been left heartbroken once.
Intuition by Slacker And Steve,posted Aug 21 2013 5:23PM
All woman have it... they just know. Whether it was a cheating spouse or a bad feeling about your BFF's boyfriend, every woman has the gut feeling that is intuition!
Steve says women think they have intuition because they’re paranoid. Slacker thinks that women have a sense above men because our minds aren’t clouded completely with sex and miscellaneous thoughts; hence, women are tapped into the cosmos or their minds have something men’s minds don’t have.
What have you done with your intuition?
I don’t believe in intuition… I’m a woman and I never go with my gut or “that feeling” because it doesn’t usually pan out so I might be more on Steve’s side, in the end.
“Yi! I just found out my ex-wife is allowing our 7 year-old daughter to wear makeup to school this year. I think Macy is too young for makeup. My ex says it's a 'must have' to compliment her outfits. I think allowing our daughter to wear makeup may attract pervs and unwanted attention. Should 7 year-olds be wearing full makeup?”
Slacker doesn’t think the 7 year old will be taunting men by wearing makeup because since she’s so young the amount of makeup is most likely not too visible. On the other hand, these two are trying to co-parent and the father could simply be bitter and unhappy and this problem is simply something mundane that he’s blowing up.
What advice do you have?
I think she’s way too young. 7 year olds do not have “must have” accessories to match their fashion trends… she’s 7. I didn’t even start wearing minimal makeup until the end of my freshman year of high school. There’s no need for this young girl to begin wearing makeup in the
Dog or Dude by Slacker And Steve,posted Aug 21 2013 4:04PM
A survey was done where people were asked one simple question: If a bus is speeding toward a dog and a human, which would you save? When the human in the scenario is a sibling, grandparent or close friend, everyone would rather save the human than a strange dog. But when given the choice of saving their own pet over a distant cousin or local stranger, people voted to save the dog. When given the choice between saving their own dog versus a saving a foreign tourist, 40 percent chose to save their pet.
Steve would save the human depending on how hot the person is and because of the possibility of reward money. Slacker would probably save the human too.
I would hope my gut reaction would be the save the human being.
We've all done things we're not proud of. But the shame of your past would be even worse were your kids to find out about it! Mommy stripped in college and daddy got arrested in Thailand. Mark Wahlberg is embarrassed by his underwear modeling past and dreads the day when his kids are old enough to be embarrassed by it themselves.
Slacker isn’t sure whether or not his kids know- or if he’ll tell them- that he and his wife were married before. He’s not sure if he’ll tell his kids much about his past because he doesn’t want them to think he’s condoning that type of behavior considering he did so without ever getting caught. When Steve’s nephew came to him and ask about his past drug use Steve was open because he was put on the spot. It’s mostly okay to keep your past from your children unless they ask you directly because you shouldn’t lie directly to their face.
What have you done that your kids will never find out about?
This is weird ... Apparently the new trend in boudoir photography is “dudeoir” photos! NYC Dudeoir is an entire studio in Manhattan dedicated to sexy man photos! Their idea of “dudeoir” is "relaxed, natural portraits celebrating masculinity." Clothing is optional, but they also give suggested outfits that work well, like a white shirt and black tie combo, a tux, underwear, or just boots. Just boots?! But who are these women that are asking their men to do this? And where in the world are they putting these portraits?!
Steve says that he does not like dudeoir photos. In fact, he doesn’t even like it when women do it; he thinks they do it more for themselves than for their men.
Slacker says that his wife did something like this. He got his photo professionally taken and after he jokingly put it as her background on her computer and she never changed it. Slacker’s not gonna lie, he likes the artsy ones where they’re naked but they hide all their mommy parts and it’s all about the curves and looks cool. He thinks the ones where they’re wearing a boa and are straight up nude is stupid. All in all Slacker agrees with Steve, dudeoir photos are a no go.
Honestly, there is usually only one place you see a TV thrown out of a window…the movies! Unless you’re a 51-year-old woman that caught her boyfriend cheating! A 51-year-old woman got arrested after throwing her man’s TV out of an eight story window after she found out he was cheating on her. The boyfriend refused to bail her out and wants a new TV.
Slacker says it’s just like bank robberies, they’re never like they are in the movies. They very rarely involve the whole bank and everyone in it.
Steve had a movie moment. He had just gotten out of his Audi, and the way the Audi lights work is that they stay on for 30 seconds and then go off. As he was walking away these two girls pulled up in an SUV and told him his headlights were still on. Since he knew they were about to go off he just lifted his fingers and they went out. It was too perfect, and the best part was the younger girl was amazed and said, that-was-so-cool!
Today’s OPP comes from Joanna. She recently went to a nice restaurant with her boyfriend on a date. The people on her left had a three year old child who was crawling under her table, touching her feet, and pestering her asking her questions like what she ordered and if she was going to have dessert. The whole time the parents didn’t say a word!
Slacker agrees that those parents were jerks, but Joanna chose to go to a family style restaurant where the seating is not at tables, one-on-one, which doesn’t make it okay, but almost more acceptable where these parents were coming from. Slacker says it’s the same thing as when you get on a plane. The airline agrees to fly you form city A to city B, they never say the ride will be quiet, relaxing, and smell perfect. If you go to a family style restaurant, they don’t guarantee you will have a silent, peaceful mean, they guarantee the food will be good.
Steve is 100% with Joanna, he thinks that the kid was being a brat and she should have told the kid to shut up. He does think though that if she had said something to the kid then the parents would all of a sudden have noticed and said, hey don’t talk to my kid like that.
What should Joanna have done? Should she have said something to the parents?
You know the buttons where cuff links go? Steve can’t button those buttons without taking off the shirt! Slacker can’t undo a bra!
Slacker says that he has never needed to undo a bra, and now that he’s married he still never needs to. Slacker read an article that had a list of things guys should know how to do by the time they’re over 21. Some of the things on the list included: tying a tie, mixing a drink, changing a tire, grilling food, and unhooking a bra. Even though he can’t unhook a bra, Slacker says he does know how to do most of the things on this list including tying a tie. He says when he gets the knot just right he never unties it and just slips it on and of…brilliant.
Steve admits that whenever he needs to button or unbutton the buttons where his cuff links go, he has to take off his shirt. He says that his whole life his mom or someone else would do it that by the time he had to do it on his own he looked at the buttons and said, what are these? He also says though that he can do most of the things on the list like changing a tire for example…just call AAA.
What’s your ‘I Can’t ____’?
I am embarrassed to say that I cannot walk and drink water at the same time. Sadly I spill all over myself every time I try.
Yi! A lot of stories about animal attacks in the news!
First, A 12-year-old girl in Michigan played dead as she was attacked by a bear. The girl got away from the bear after it had initially knocked her down while she was jogging in the woods. The bear found her a second time. She fell on the ground and played dead. She went to a hospital to fix some deep cuts she had in her thigh. She is expected to be fine and out of the hospital within a few days.
And, a black bear broke into a home in Ketchum, ID, in the middle of the night.... to snack on leftovers. The homeowner woke up to his dog barking and went to see what was going on. He walked into his kitchen to find a black bear on his hind legs with his paws on the stove licking a cast iron skillet that was used to make stir-fry. The bear looked at him and the guy slowly backed away, woke his wife up on the couch, and walked her back to the bedroom. He shut the door and walked back to the kitchen to find the bear had taken off. It looks like the gate to the yard was left open and the bear came inside to check out the recycling area. The kitchen door is next to that and is kind of loose, so the bear just pushed it open and waltzed in. Thankfully, no one was hurt.
Finally, a 91-year-old man was brutally attacked by a duck, in Fort Walton Beach, FL. A Muscovy duck attacked the man while he was walking with his grandson at a local park. The male duck was "quacking and carrying on" and then jumped on the man's back. The duck jumped down but got a talon caught on the man's calf. Muscovy ducks have sharp talons on their webbed feet they use to protect themselves. The duck was with a female duck and they may have been guarding a nearby nest. Animal control finally captured the ducks and removed them from the park. The man has been to the doctors three times so far for his injuries.
Have you ever been attacked by an animal? What happened?
Today, Rachel came on the air with us to share her OPP. Her fiancé spent $8,000 during a drunken weekend in Vegas. Now they have to move out of their apartment and cut back on their lifestyle so they can continue to save for their wedding.
Is that enough to end the relationship over? Would you take him back?
Slacker is having landscaping done at his house. The HOA rep came screeching into his driveway like a cop in a bad 80's movie and took pictures to ensure that everything met the HOA expectations! We can't stand HOAs!
The other day Slacker’s wife went to the grocery store. She walked out and saw a cop car sitting in front of the grocery store not thinking anything of it. She put her groceries in her Audi and backed out. As she started to drive away the cop’s siren went off, so she pulled over. The cop walked up to the car and told her that he always liked that car and asked her if he could look at it. Afterwards he followed up by asking…are you single?
Slacker thinks that although the cop was polite, it’s as though they’re using their authority for other purposes, and that’s just so wrong!
When Slacker and Steve asked other people in the Alice 105.9 office if this happened to them, they were surprised by how common cops do this.
A man in Florida named Erik Norrie survived a shark-attack after spear fishing off the Abaco Islands. As he was swimming back to his boat after he had caught a fish he felt a crunch on his leg and turned around only to see a big pool of blood, and a shark swimming around him with a piece of his leg in his mouth. This is not the first time Norrie has survived death, prior to this attack he has been struck by lightning and suffered a rattlesnake bite!
Slacker likes the story of this guy who had doodled on a $5 bill and used it to pay for his gas. Years later, the same guy was in a completely different place, paid for something, and when he got his change back one of the bills was the exact $5 bill that he had doodled on…what!
Steve always thinks of the story of a girl that went to a yard sale and bought a math book. When her dad saw the book he said that it was his math book…sure enough, inside was his name from when he owned it years ago.
Yi! I am recently divorced from an a-hole that cheated on me several times (when we were dating, engaged, and married). He also abused me when we were married. He is a habitual liar. He recently got a new girlfriend. I want to Facebook her and tell her what kind of guy she is dating and what he does to women. Should I tell her or just ignore them and let her find out herself? Also, he has been posting pics of him and her doing things he and I use to do, I think to make me jealous!
Slacker says that if the ex was just a cheater then he would tell Candy, don’t say anything, but she used the word abuse which changes things. He thinks it depends on how she uses the word abuse, some women use this word lightly. Verbal abuse is difficult because everyone has their own definition of what that is, but if it’s physical abuse Candy needs to drive to her work, facebook her, do whatever it takes to tell her.
Steve says he knows how this is going to play out. Candy’s going to warn the girlfriend, the new girlfriend will think she’s psycho and jealous, then years down the road the new girlfriend is going to call Candy for help and they are going to come together and unite against the ex. Steve thinks Candy is going to have to warn the new girlfriend for her piece of mind, and for the sake of sisterhood, but she has to understand that the new girlfriend might react by thinking she is completely crazy.
What do you think Candy should do? Should she give the new girl a heads up?
No one should have to go through what Candy put up with for all those years, and if Candy can help in making sure that doesn’t happen she absolutely should…warn the new girl!
Today’s Great Mate Debate couple is having a slight disagreement on what to do with their dog when their baby arrives. They got their dog, Maggie, together years ago, but with a baby on the way she says the dog has got to go but he says the dog is part of the family and needs to stay. He says they will obviously be careful and separate the dog from the baby, but there will be baby gates, the baby will be protected. She is going to be a new mom and is nervous their dog Maggie might hurt the baby and is just trying to be precautious.
Slacker says that when he and his wife had their first kid they kept their dog but definitely didn’t pay as much attention to their dog. He felt bad for their dog but I mean, they had a kid now. Slacker thinks that if she is going to be nervous, they probably shouldn’t keep the dog.
Steve says he’s going to have to side with her on this one too. Just like Slacker said, the dog is just going to feel neglected.
In Washington, a café owner took a picture of how messy one of her tables was after a mother brought her children into the café. She took to the Café’s website to publicly same the mother and she’s been getting some negative feedback for it. Angry parents are writing back saying the Café should respect parents and be more understanding. The store owner says she only meant for it to be snarky and funny, but the mother felt embarrassed. So, we want to ask, is it okay for a restaurant to do that? Should the mother have cleaned up after her children? Should all parents clean up after their children in a restaurant?
Slacker says there would be no need for a bus boy and many would lose their jobs, for example in a hotel if he cleaned up completely after himself.
Dave used to work at a restaurant and he says as a decent human being you should clean up after yourself. At least put the trash in the trash can and tidy up a little. Dropping a crayon under the table is completely different than flinging crackers and crushing them all over the place.
For Slacker, if he comes into restaurant with glitter glue and you have to clean it up, he’s a horrible human being, but if its stuff the restaurant supplied than it’s not his fault.
Just last weekend in Maine, the Redneck Olympics got underway. What does the event include? Well, lawn mower races, mud runs, a pig roast, bobbing for pigs’ feet, toilet seat horseshoes, and much more.
In other news, a woman in California wanted to go to jail so she slapped a cop.
Yi boys! My daughter is trying out for a traveling sports team and I have been texting back and forth with one of the coaches. At first, we talked about schedules and sports…THEN, the texts got a little more flirty! Should I keep flirting with the coach to help my daughter make the team? Or should I stop it altogether? By the way, I’m not married.
Slacker’s very first question was, “But is he?”
Steve says there is nothing wrong with flirting, but Slacker says that’s not what she’s asking. He thinks she is wondering if she should put out. For Slacker, even though the coach has every right to have a love life, he should know not to go that far with a player’s parent.
Steve says it’s not sucking up or selling out, but it’s a game and you have to play it. If the coach is wavering on the decision, Steve doesn’t see the harm in turning up the charm. Slacker wants to know why Steve is not coaching anything then. Since he is single and there’s mom’s with kids that want their children to get a scholarship? Then we remembered, Steve doesn’t like kids...
What advice do you have for Melanie? Have you ever been in this situation?
Today, Slacker wanted to share something about Steve. Say if Steve was to ask Slacker for a stapler. When Slacker would hand over the stapler, Steve would reply with the words, “Thanks Brotha.” Well, last night Slacker and Steve went out to dinner for some BBQ. Their waiter was a black man and when he seated them, Steve as he always does, said “Thanks Brother,” and then he froze. He started to freak out. He didn’t want to come off racist. He did not mean it in that way what-so-ever. So, he wants to know, was that racist? Is he being racist by always saying “Thanks Brotha?”
Lil D admitted that he didn’t cry when his kid was born!
Slacker was baffled by this! A friend of Slacker and Steve’s went to get a psychic reading who told him that whenever he saw a dove it was the spirit of his deceased mom visiting him. On the anniversary of her death he saw a dove and it brought him to tears.
Steve is proud of Lil D. He agrees that real men don’t cry. Lil D said that everything was so hectic he didn’t really even get a chance to cry. He said that he was choked up but at no point did he shed a tear. Not to mention they had been up for something like 34 hours that when his son was delivered his first though – sleep!
Slacker admits it, he’s a crier. He cried when his son was born, he cried at his wedding, he cries when he does stuff for children’s hospital…no shame.
We want to know, when did you have your last good cry?
Exposed by Slacker And Steve,posted Aug 6 2013 5:20PM
Steve was in the Alice 105.9 lobby when a mom came in to pick up a prize and was holding one of her daughters. Her daughter grabbed the shirt and the whole thing came down, bra and everything! The mom was mortified and the kid started throwing a tantrum. Afterwards Steve kind of felt bad for her…but it was super exciting nonetheless!
Slacker suggested that Steve just chill at water parks all day. Swimsuits are coming down right and left.
Steve remembers a time when he was in high school and was chilling playing video games when these seniors that didn’t like him came into the room. They started chasing him and he forgot one was on the track team. They got a hold of his sweatpants and the shorts he was wearing underneath, and just tore them both off completely, leaving everything out in the open.
Has your kid ever exposed you? Or have you ever been in any situation where you’ve been exposed?
This exact situation happened to me, only it wasn’t my kid. I was holding my nephew while talking to my brother-in-law, when the kid decided to pull down my shirt…can you say terrible two’s!
Yi! My uncle recently passed away and had one final wish. He was a huge Cubs fan and wants his ashes on Wrigley Field. My aunt is not in great condition and could never make the trip herself so she asked me to spread his ashes instead. I don’t think I can do it. First, I’m not sure I can get the time off of work. Second, wouldn’t that be illegal? I don’t want to go throw some ashes onto some grass and end up in jail for it. Or what if I go all the way there and the wind is blowing and I can’t throw them? Do I have to make a second trip? I know this was his dying wish but it seems a little overwhelming at this point. How do I get out of this?
Slacker says he doesn’t know if it’s illegal…but it just feel wrong. People do this all they time, they go to ridiculous places saying “it was their last wish.” He read a story that Disney World has staff members who are supposed to make sure people don’t bring ashes into the theme park and dump them there. People actually do this all the time saying that their dying wish was to be buried in the happiest place on earth.
Steve says that Mark can’t just dump stuff on Wrigley's Field, especially during a game! Plus if he has season tickets and gets caught doing this – he’s done.
Slacker’s advice to Mark – don’t do it! Steve agrees, they’re never going to know. Slacker wants it to be clear that when he gets cremated he doesn’t care where he gets dumped. He would never ask someone to drop him on Wrigley’s Field. Where does Slacker want to be dumped? In a dumpster for all he cares.
What do you think Mark should do to get out of this situation?
We first talked to Mariah it was right before the July 4th weekend as an OPP. Her dilemma was this: she was 28, single, had a steady job, and desperately wanted a baby before she was 30. She said that she was desperate enough that she was willing to go to bars and find guys who didn’t seem crazy, sleep with them, and hopefully get pregnant. She said she had one goal in mind and that was having a kid, and she was perfectly fine with raising the kid alone. After the long weekend Mariah was on the air and Slacker asked her how many times she had relations within those few days, her answer being 6 times with 6 different guys!
Today Mariah called in and gave us the update. Recently she has hooked up with a co-worker who is married hoping she will get a pregnancy out of this fling.
Slacker pointed out that she may already be knocked up and not even know, and now she is just sleeping around all while being pregnant.
Steve said that there are tons of single guys out there and doesn’t understand why she had to go for the married guy. Her response to this comment was, “because he was hitting on me.”
Between when Slacker and Steve last spoke with her, and now, she has slept with around 25 different people. One thing is for sure, Mariah is determined.
Ke$ha just recently admitted that she was born with a tail…yep A TAIL! The 26-year-old said "I had a tail when I was born. It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail. That was when I was little. I'm really sad about that story."
Slacker has seen people who can rotate their arms all the way around. He says that these oddities aren’t things people should be embarrassed about, but rather celebrated.
Steve knew this guy who had the ability to twist his eyelid around, pinch something inside his eye, and then squirt tears at people…how odd.
Banned by Slacker and Steve,posted Aug 5 2013 7:21PM
Major League Baseball on Monday suspended 13 players, including New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez, after an investigation into the use of performance-enhancing drugs. The league suspended Rodriguez for 211 regular-season games through the 2014 season, but the 38-year-old slugger said he planned to appeal. Twelve other players have accepted 50-game suspensions without pay. A-Rod and the other players are accused of having ties to the now-shuttered Biogenesis anti-aging clinic in south Florida and taking performance-enhancing drugs. Rodriguez has denied the accusation. "I'm fighting for my life. I have to defend myself. If I don't defend myself, no one else will," he told reporters after the league announced its decision. The last seven months have been a "nightmare," he said. It "has been probably the worst time of my life for sure," said Rodriguez, "obviously for the circumstances that are at hand and also dealing with a very tough surgery and a rehab program, and being 38." Asked directly whether he had used performance-enhancing drugs, he declined -- repeatedly -- to comment. "I think we'll have a forum to discuss all of that, and we'll talk about it then," Rodriguez said. Earlier in a written statement, he said that he was disappointed with the penalty and intends to appeal. He thanked family, friends and fans for their support and stressed that he was eager to get back on the field with his teammates.
Slacker has told the story before, but he is banned from a book store because he took his pants off when they accused him of stealing a book. He was also almost banned from one of the Disney locations for jumping off the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
Clark is married and has a 2-year-old daughter. He and his wife have been trying for their second child and were having problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor told him he is infertile and can't have kids. His entire world was turned upside down because the doctor told him he didn’t think he could ever have kids. Now, he's wondering how the first happened.
Should he confront his wife? What should Clark do?
No matter how manly he is, every guy does at least one thing that should get his man card revoked! Over the weekend, Slacker spent his time installing a new HD-TV at his house. When everything was hooked up and ready to go, did he grab an action movie or turn on sports to test it? Nope! He grabbed The Princess Bride! A few minutes later his wife actually had to remind him that football was on and he should probably turn to that.
Kids have no filter. They’ll say the first thing that comes to their mind, mean or nice.
Slacker says that his kids seem to only point out his flaws. For example, last night his daughter and him were snuggling watching a movie, and she laid her head on his stomach and said that his stomach was a lot squishier than it used to be. Slacker believes with all of his heart that she believes she was saying something nice…but that was just mean!
Slacker has a friend who’s starting to thin in the hair department, and at an event they were at, he leaned down to talk to a kid and the kid said, where is all the hair that’s supposed to be on your head. Kids aren’t mean on purpose…but geez kids get a filter!
What’s the meanest thing a kid has said to you?
When my brother was little, my dad told him if he didn’t brush his teeth they would all fall out. He turned and asked my dad, is that what happened to your hair, did you not brush it?
Some guy was tweeting trash about Slacker and Steve so Lil D decided to Google him and see who he was. Sure enough he found him and it turns out he is a divorce attorney. The next day Lil D got a text from his wife asking if there was something they needed to talk about after she opened their iPad to find a page full of information on a divorce attorney…oops!
Slacker has been in the situation where he’s been in a store and no joke, he needed to buy baby oil, a tarp, shovel, duct tape, etc. and as he was checking out he realized how bad it looked and had to say look, “it’s not what it looks like.”
What was your “it’s not what it looks like” moment?
Yi! My roommate's boyfriend practically lives with us. He's here every day, eats our food, uses our electricity and doesn't contribute at all to our rent or bills. I've never lived with a roomie before, but I think 'Martin' should pay a third of the bills. Am I right or wrong? How do I approach my roommate about this without causing a fight? I can no longer afford to support her boyfriend. I am sure your audience can relate with so many students getting roommates for college this year.
Slacker and Steve think we can all agree that roommates just suck. Slacker says that this is an example of where it gets weird because if two people decide to live together and each are paying 50/50, then that means that half of the house belongs to each person. So if Sheena’s roommate has a boyfriend, he can come over and use the roommates half of the house. Slacker doesn’t think the boyfriend should have to pay a third, it’s not like he has his own room there. He thinks it’s a control thing, Sheena is just being petty.
Steve says that since more utilities are being used, the roommate should have to use less utilities and such to compensate for that, or have the boyfriend pay a little. Regardless, Steve thinks she needs to talk to her roommate and figure it out.
What do you think Sheena should do? How should she approach her roommate?
Today’s Great Mate Debate is from a couple who might be having second thoughts because of their pastor! They are getting married soon and have been going to the church to meet with the Pastor, but recently he told them he doesn’t think they should get married. She says forget that, let’s do it, but he is starting to feel uncertain and thinking that maybe they should hold off for a little.
Slacker and Steve think that it sounds like maybe he isn't fighting for their marriage. Slacker thinks it's weird that they are letting the pastor decide whether or not they should get married. Both Slacker and Steve think that they sound like they are ready for marriage and should in fact get married.
Whose side are you on?
I think that they know themselves best and know whether this marriage will be good for them. It’s important to keep the pastor’s opinion in mind, but at the end of the day this is a decision that they need to make. If it’s right they’ll know.