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Secrets of Suburbia

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An anonymous housewife in the Hamptons says it takes more than just money to live the lifestyle of the rich. These women simply couldn't raise children without a nanny -- every family she knows has one, because it allows parents to relax and take care of themselves. She also explained that having a butler is a 'big deal' and 'everybody wants one,' as well as a personal helicopter with a personal landing pad. She said many of the wealthy are now hiring drivers because of all the DUI busts, and to be able to freely drink and dabble in the drug-of-the-moment, which is the designer drug "Molly." She also explained that most of the women have boob jobs scheduled in the spring, so that the scars and swelling are down by Memorial Day. She added that most people in her crowd don't have affairs, though, because they don't want to risk losing their good lives to an expensive divorce.

What are your secrets of suburbia?

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