Every couple has mastered the art of the silent and secret signals... "it's time to leave this awkward party, honey"; there's a signal for that. "You're too drunk, it's time to leave"; there's definitely a signal for that. What are your secret signals?
Slacker used “have you tried the guacamole” when he’s with his wife and he wants to leave. Steve used to make secret noises when he and his lady friend were in the mood.
What are your secret signals?
I’m pretty good at the secret signals, but I usually use my face or eyes to get my point across as opposed to my hands. I work in a night club so by the end of the night it’s hard to get anything done because of the effects of the liquid courage so it’s handy to be able to silently communicate with security and clear the crowd.