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Pickup Lines

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Some people come up with the strangest pick-up lines! Whether they are good or bad were still willing to use them. (Click here for a list of some of our favorites)
 
Mark Zuckerberg's wife recently revealed the pickup line her used on her…and it’s absolutely awful! His wife, Priscilla Chan, tells NBC that he used a pickup line on her. "On our first date, he told me that he'd rather go on a date with me than finish his take-home midterm."
 
Slacker thinks Steve looks like a predator when he hits on girls and orders girly drinks for himself. He asks what the woman is supposed to say after Steve compliments them, something like “thanks for the compliment; I picked the dress out specifically for my eyes.” Slacker says women are squirrels and men are dogs, squirrels take patience to approach and with dogs you can pet them whenever. He says his favorite pick-up line is “The voices in my head told me to talk to you”
 
Steve claims he doesn’t have pick-up lines, he has technique. He says he spots a girl, goes and stands close to her area, orders a drink, and then comments her on her dress or something of the sort, then leaves. Steve says it’s a great way to get her interest. He claims that she will then come and approach you. Steve thinks this is a way of separating himself from the rest of the guys.
 
Lil D said that his pick-up line for his wife was “A girl like you would go for a guy like me.”
 
What’s the best or worst pick-up line you have used or heard?
 
I have used some of the cheesiest pick-up lines. My old go to line was “how much does a polar bear weigh?” Hopefully they would respond with “I don’t know” if they did I then said “enough to break the ice!” Unfortunately it never worked… But it was always entertaining to get reactions!
 
Signed,
Intern Tyler

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