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OPP: Toilet Noises

Yi! Today's OPP is from Gwen:

Yi! My husband likes to moan when he uses the toilet. It's really quite embarrassing.  I wouldn't mind if it was a little oomph, but he like screams as he goes. It's quite frightening. I had friends over and they thought he was having a heart attack. I told him to cut it out, but he says he can't help it. I think he's full of it! He's not allowed to go to the bathroom when we have people over.
Gwen

Slacker admitted that this one hits close to home. He said it sounds like someone is being murdered when his son goes to the bathroom. He doesn't know how to tell his son that he doesn't really need to make noises like that to go. Steve really doesn't understand why people do things like this.

Can you top Gwen? Does your spouse do something more embarrassing than this?

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09/24/2013 4:20PM
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