Blackmail is a crime but we all have done it at least once! Jeremy Renner is in hot water after his ex-wife is threatening to blackmail him over her citizenship. She is threatening to release intimate and embarrassing footage of him if he ever went back on his promise to help her get her green card. Jeremy states that Sonni has repeatedly admitted that she only married him to get a green card and to be financially stable. His wife, Sonni Pacheco, is gunning for full custody of their 2-year-old child, Ava. He wants full custody of Ava and claims that Sonni is a bad parent due to her amount of partying at drug partaking. He says that she left their daughter alone at her house and went partying without someone watching Ava. Sonni's roommate has filed a declaration that she smokes and drinks and even stopped breastfeeding because she felt guilty she was drinking alcohol. The roommate also stated that she did cocaine on a vacation right after she gave birth to Ava. Earlier we had a caller this week that disclosed some sticky information about a woman she knows. The woman slept with a man for financial gain and a new car! She was a nanny for a wealthy family. She started sleeping with the husband and threatened him to buy her a brand new car or he will tell his wife. So he bought her a car and she still told his wife!
Slacker says that he has definitely thought about blackmailing. He says that he would only blackmail an individual to save a marriage and not for money.
Steve says that he could have blackmailed someone but chose not to.
Have you ever been blackmailed or have ever blackmailed someone?
I'm not really sure why I'm writing this to you but I guess I need some advice. My wife started a new job 2 years ago and is always stressed out. She's the type of person that is high anxiety anyway but the job has really put her over the top. She's not very open to trying new things, so I've been sneaking her edibles the last few months to chill her out. It's really helped and she says it's the happiest she's been in a long time. My question is should I tell her why she's been so happy or just keep giving them to her? I think if she knew she would stop taking them and go back to being stressed out all the time. What should I do?-Aaron
Slacker thinks that THC will be in our water and food supply sooner than later. He says that it would be nice to have an edible after a stressful day. Slacker says that if his wife did this to him he would have an issue with it. He thinks that she needs to be told.
Steve says this is awesome! He says that he knows a guy who is allergic to THC so for Aaron to be giving his wife edibles are kind of dangerous. He says do all spouses sneak around each other and not confront each other? He brings up a great point, what happens when your work starts drug testing? He thinks that he should not tell her because they have gone this far.
Should Aaron tell his wife or should he just keep giving them to her?
Best day ever. Have you had one? It's hard to think back and think which day would be our best day ever. Maybe it was a day where you hung out with rock stars and got to play on stage with them during their concert. Maybe it was when you were stuck in coach on a seven hour flight and got bumped up to first class!
Slacker's best day ever was a day on tour. He saved al of his money on the road and when they hit Minnesota. He was playing at this club called the Mirage. They dropped their tour boss off and took a limo into their show. He had a ton of money and drove to the airport and got a flight home. The girl next to him on the plane hooked up with him and welcomed him into the Mile High Club!
Steve says that his best day ever is every day because all of his days are epic. He says that when he pitched a no hitter game in a baseball tournament with scouts watching him. He got to go play baseball in California and in the same day his parents got him a new car!
Lil' D says that his best day ever was the day he got to live like a rock star. He got to drive around Darius Rucker and run all of his errands with him. He says they basically turned into best friends. Lil' D got to go on the tour bus, do shots of whiskey, and gets to go on stage with Darius Rucker. He says it was better than first row!
Lying, everyone does it, big or small! But we want to discuss BIG lies! A Dubai man is facing his lying wife in court! He is suing his wife for 544,000 dollars because she faked pregnancy and miscarriages. The man wants compensation for psychological and financial harm due to his wife's lies. The man says that he was married to his wife for 11 years without knowing that she was infertile. The only way the husband found out about his wife's lies by carrying out a discreet investigation. He also wants the money back that was spent on fertility treatment. A New Jersey man has admitted to lying about being car-jacked! He told his insurance company that he was car-jacked to collect 38 thousand dollars from the insurance company. The man claimed that he was point blank in the barrel of an assault rifle and that his cell phone was stolen as well as his car. The authorities found his Mercedes S-550 the next day with the windshield and headlights smashed out. However, the police checked surveillance and found no signs of his car being where he said he was when he was car-jacked. The man pleaded guilty on Monday to insurance fraud and is facing up four years in prison. A teacher is under fire this week after she lied about missing school due to a dental surgery she was having, but really she was on the beaches in the Turks and Caicos Islands for her birthday. The woman posted her beach birthday on Facebook and a "friend" disclosed the information to the school she taught at. She obviously got fired and she refused to speak with investigators.
Slacker knows a person who is a delivery guy. He delivers "stuff." Slacker says he was making a delivery to an office and noticed that the cute receptionist had a cast on her arm and her coworkers had to help her. Great story right? Two nights later was in the store and happened to see the receptionist and her boyfriend. She did not have the cast on and was swinging her arm all around the place. The next day his friend went back to the office to make another delivery and saw that the cast was on!
Steve says that the woman wore the cast to get sympathy and not have to work! He thinks it's a great idea!
Candy is in college and is has just encountered a life changing happening. She is pregnant and only 20-years-old. She has had unprotected relations with two different men, and does not know which one is the father of her child. One of the men was her boyfriend and the other one was a friend. The two different sexual encounters were only a day apart. Candy wants the father of her baby to be her boyfriend. She says that she does want to be a mother. She is wondering if she should even keep the baby and if she should tell both potential fathers. She needs some serious advice.
Slacker says that he is sure that many women have been in the same situation. He is confused on what she should do but he is leaning towards what Steve thinks Candy should do, don't say anything and "dupe" her boyfriend.
Steve says pick the father who has more money! He asks, "Do the two men look similar?" Candy answers, "No. One is white and one is Hispanic." Steve says that she should "dupe" the guys.
What advice do you have for Candy?
I think Candy needs to discuss the circumstance with both fathers and absolutely not abort the child because she obviously thought she was mature enough to have unprotected relations with two different men, than she should be mature enough to not kill her child. Many individuals do not have the opportunity to be parents, so Candy needs to seriously consider adoption.
Allison and her husband are having a disagreement. She is undergoing a feminine surgery and is being picky when it comes to who is going to take care of her after the surgery. Allison wants her mother and sister to care for her post operation. Her husband Steve is upset because he wants to take care of her because she is his wife and he loves her. She says that her mother and sister will understand what is going on and she says that Steve has a lot on his plate. She says that her mother and sister will be a lot more helpful. Allison thinks that Steve's stomach is too weak to help her post op. Steve says he is supposed to step up and he is willing to step up. He says he wants to adjust everything for Allison. His feelings are hurt. He says in sickness and in health.
Slacker says that all Steve wants to do is to be the "hero." He says that he is confused on who is right in this situation. He says that he cannot force her to let him take care of her.
Steve says, "It's the thought that counts and I am sure Allison is extremely appreciative of his efforts."
Whose side are you on?
I am on Allison's side because this is a woman's problem and Steve is a man and will not understand.
Skunks are stinky and actor Sean Penn can tell you all about it! He was recently sprayed in the leg by a skunk after relaxing in his garden! His wife Charlize Theron says, "Sean was relaxing in Charlize's garden when … 'SHRIIIEEEEK!' … he ran in yelling he'd been skunk-sprayed in the leg! Even after ditching trou, and de-odorizing, Charlize still banished Stinky to a guest room because his gamy gams made her GAG!" They are stinky but boy are they cute! Police officers in Wisconsin had an encounter with a skunk who had its head stuck in a dog toy! The officers grabbed a device to remove the toy and they were trying hard not to get sprayed. They removed the toy without getting stinky and released the skunk unharmed into the wild! Central Texas animal control officer was not so lucky. He did not get sprayed, but worse, bitten! The officer was trying to capture the animal but unfortunately got a little too close to the skunk's mouth. He received a rabies vaccination after being bitten by a cat earlier in the year. He was still treated with booster shots. The skunk was unharmed and in good health.
Slacker he thinks that Sean Penn is a wuss because he only got sprayed in the leg. He thinks that Charlize Theron is gorgeous and serves Sean Penn right that he had to stay in their guest house. Slacker says that his dog was sprayed by a skunk and they had no way to get rid of the smell so they let their dog roll around in other stinky things because anything else smells better than the stench of a skunk.
Steve says that tomato juice will take away the stink of a stunk.
Lil' D says that he and his family are skunk magnets. One time when they were camping, his family was eating on the picnic bench, and a skunk jumped in his brothers lap and ate off his plate, baked beans to be exact. He stayed very still, and after the skunk was done eating, he left and went back to the bushes!
What are your stinky skunk stories? Have you ever been skunked?
Overreaction is a common thing amongst humans. A 26-year-old woman in England named, Kelly Smith got a nose job and the reason why will shock you. She was inspired to get a nose job after receiving a rude comment on a train from a random stranger. The comment was, "Wow, you are really beautiful. Except for your nose. It's huge!" Kelly was so traumatized by the comment that she immediately scheduled a Rhinoplasty. She claims it is the best thing she has ever done and at least she did not get shot in the buttocks for it like a Louisiana boy! A Louisiana father shot his son in the butt after a lack of orange juice in the carton. The fight escalated dramatically, he broke a glass vase, ran outside, and got shots fired at him. The son's dad fired three shots at him while he was running outside of their house and into the street. He unfortunately got shot in his butt, but at least that won't happen again because his dad is going to jail and getting charged with attempted manslaughter and illegal use of a dangerous weapon. A Florida woman wiped dog feces on her neighbor after her neighbor's dog went to the bathroom in her yard! The victim was screaming and had poop on her hands and shirt. The neighbor was charged with battery. Home Depot fired an employee in New York after his tattoo of his girlfriend's name, Isis, began to offend customer and other staff members. However, the tattoo is located on his inner lip and did not realize it shared the name with the terrorist organization. Home Depot says that the tattoo was involved in the firing of their employee but not the only reason. The man is no longer with his girlfriend but is taking legal action against his manager and Home Depot.
Slacker says who cares of someone random comments on your looks! He thinks you shouldn't change yourself based on one opinion of a random stranger. He says that he had many neighbor's dogs had pooped on his yard and he wanted to rub poop on all of their faces! Overreaction? I think not!
Steve says that the boy probably got shot because the orange juice was not fresh squeezed!
When have you overreacted or went a little overboard?
Mark and his girlfriend just graduated college and he is more than ready to start settling down, but she isn't. They have been together for four years. She wants to go back to school to receive her PhD. That's nice however the college she wants to attend is across the country. He does not want to do a long distance relationship and really wants to start a family. Also, Mike says that is she receives her PhD then that will make her the bread winner and he does not want that because he wants to be the bread winner. He wants to the man of the family! Mike says that he also cannot move with her because he is committed to his job.
Slacker says that he thinks that Mike and his girlfriend have been together and are strong enough to have a long distance relationship. He thinks that Mike needs to approach his girlfriend in a different manner and keep it focused on them starting a family rather than her making more money than him. He says that he is not threatened by a woman who makes more than him.
Steve says long distance never works and they should just break up. He says Mike should not even go to the point about getting into discussion with his girlfriend about her making more money than him if she gets her PhD. He thinks that he needs to go find a woman that does not have any goals to be educated and make money. Steve says he loves women who make more money than him because if he does get married and then they get divorced he basically gets paid.
Frank Angley was having a bad day after he had a heart attack and collapsed to the ground in his driveway. He was on his knees suffering in pain and a passerby decided to make a decision that wins him the Worst Person of the Decade Award. He stole from him. The male reached in Frank's back pocket and took his wallet and removed the $728 dollars that was in it. Frank's cellphone was on the ground beside him and the thief did not bother to call 911. Someone else nearby Frank stopped and called for help. He was trying to get his Nitro pills but then collapsed completely. Frank says, "I remember trying to get my pills, and then I remember someone coming up and saying, 'Do you need help?" He was picked up and taken to the hospital and made a full recovery. The local police are investigating. Frank says, he cannot identify the man that stole from him.
Slacker says that he is the worst person in the world because he gives his dog champaign in New Year's Eve. Slacker says that being mean makes you mean and nothing else.
Steve says that thief only wanted to see if Frank was an organ donor then decided to steal from him. He says that being poor makes you mean.
Should have hired a pro! A 35-year-old father decided to make some changes to his face. On a drunken night in England this man decided to tattoo three tear drops on his face, underneath his eyes. He used his homemade tattoo gun but had no ink so he used ink from his printer cartridge. He lost his job the next day and tried to remove his tattoos with a cheese grater… Yes, I said that correctly. He is currently in the process of using laser removal. He should have hired a tattoo professional!
Slacker says that Steve and his friend tried to DIY bathroom and he inspired him to always go to a professional. He says that Lil' D replaced his brakes on his car but watching a YouTube tutorial. Slacker wants to fix things around his house but Steve has been trying to tell him that DIY projects are never a good idea.
Steve says, "This guy's face is worse than a prison tattoo!" He says that he will never do another DIY project on his house due to to the endless amounts of destruction and money.
When have you gotten in over your head and decided that you should have hired a pro?
Kelly is a stay at home mom and her husband goes to work. She may stay at home with the kids, which is a task within itself, but her husband is treating Kelly like his mother. She does his laundry, ironing, and even sandwich making. He wants Kelly to "do the little things." Kelly wants to sit down, relax, and take a shower, but with serving him and kids she does not have time. She says that she is responsible for the children but not for him. She says that she loves him but her husband did not act like this previously. She wants him to grow up and become a man.
Slacker says, "Then she should get her own damn money!" He says that his wife is a stay at home mom and she takes care of most of everything in the house. They use teamwork. He makes the money and she takes care of the household.
Steve says that she made the choice to be a stay at home mom. He says that she is being unappreciative.
How can she change her husband into a man?
He makes the money. She should take care of the entire household. Not serving him but definitely not complain for doing some of his laundry.
HA HA HA CHUUUU!!!!!!!! Sneezing can be dangerous, very dangerous. Just ask the professional baseball player Kevin Pillar, outfielder for the Blue Jays! He will not likely be starting in the outfield opening day due to a sneeze! While sneezing he received a Grade 1 strain to his right oblique. He is the third player in the Blue Jays career that has received an injury while sneezing. They are suspecting all the sneezing is due to the change in grass from turf to real. A doctor says in Canada says that sneezing can cause paralysis. Dr. Mark Cereceda says that he had a patient who dislocated bones in her vertebrae due to a sneeze. His recommendation, don't hold in a sneeze! A 79- year- old woman died after sneezing while driving. She rolled her car and did not pass away at the scene, but did later at the hospital. Public Service Announcement: Be Careful While Sneezing!
Slacker says that he is an extremely loud sneezer and his kids have asked him to stop sneezing like that. He says he can't help it because it just comes out like that. Slacker says there is nothing that makes him more mad the Lil' D holding in a sneeze. He says, let it go, let it goooo!
Steve says that he can leave one eye open while sneezing. Supposedly an impossible feat but of course Steve overcomes the impossible!
What is the strangest thing to happen to you while sneezing?
Yi! I remarried and we have a combined 6 tweens and teens. My husband and I are privately fighting over whether or not to snoop through our kids' rooms. I think it's ok and almost necessary in today's world. He disagrees and thinks kids should be trusted until they make a mistake. Who's right - me or him? –Becca
Slacker says that is a nightmare house! He says that he can agree with both sides. He says that trust has to be earned, so he understands snooping and if after snooping and nothing is found then the trust is earned.
Steve says that he is very experienced in snooping. He says that snooping is just teaching your kids to hide things better.
Who is right- Becca or her husband?
I completely agree with Becca's husband. Trust your kids until they prove you otherwise.
Kristen and her sister are having a major disagreement regarding the well -being of their dad! Kristen wants to take away her dad's license because he older, senile and get lost extremely easy. Ann thinks that Kristen is over reacting and is "jumping the gun." She says that he is only 73-years-old and everyone is forgetful. Kristen says that if they don't take his keys then someone should at least be with him. Ann says that both of them will not be able to their all the time to drive and chaperone him. Kristen says that yes, he is physically able to drive but not mentally. Ann is suggesting life alert!
Slacker says that when you take away a proud man's freedom it makes them feel much older. He says that this is a tough situation because he says that one day he will have to make this situation with his dad.
Steve says that Ann might be against taking away his license because it will inconvenience her. He agrees with Slacker. It is a tough situation but you taking away his license will make him fast forward time by 10 years mentally and physically.
Whose side are you on?
I agree with Ann. Never take away a man's freedom… but I can see where Kirsten is coming from.
Hopefully you don't microwave popcorn, but chances are that you do because it is delicious and because Americans eat 52 quarts of popcorn per person per each year. Here are some health concerns, if you do love eating the buttery goodness.
• The Bags Themselves – There's a chemical called PFOA used on the inside of some microwave popcorn bags that prevents oil from soaking through the paper. This stuff has caused serious health problems in people who have been exposed to it.
• Trans Fats – Linked with heart disease, stroke, and diabetes, these bad fats are still found in many microwave popcorn varieties.
• Sodium – This is a rough one because eating popcorn without salt just seems wrong. But if you're trying to reduce your sodium intake to help control or prevent high blood pressure, microwave popcorn can be a salt bomb worth avoiding.
Slacker says that there is no way that his wife could not eat microwave popcorn (theater butter only!!) He says why eat popcorn without the sodium? He is addicted to sushi and wine and he says he would have a hard time living without both items.
Steve says that even if someone tells him that smoking is bad he still won't stop. He is still waiting for that day until someone tells him. He says that he cannot live without Panda Express' orange chicken even if it was contaminated!
Lil' D says that he a Dew head. He is completely addicted to soda and energy drinks. He says that Mountain Dew is the worst problem for him because he just cannot deny the taste of the green goodness even though it gives him heartburn every time. Lil' D says that Slacker is addicted to all Apple products!
Smuggling. Now that's an interesting subject. A Pennsylvania man was caught with marijuana and prescription drugs in a Beavis and Butt-head lunch box. He was pulled over by police due a broken brake light. He had a suspended driver's license and no identification. The 4o-year-old had over an ounce of pot and many plastic bags of prescription drugs. He is facing drug possession charges. A woman in Russia was smuggled across the border in her husband's oversized baggage. One of the Polish policemen said, "We were very surprised to open the suitcase and see a woman climb out. She seemed perfectly well, despite being shut in the case, and not in need of any medical attention." The couple was traveling to France from Moscow. Little did the couple know she could have crossed the border for free and now they're facing charges of breach border regulations. A man in China tried to smuggle 146 IPhones across the border into Shenzhen City. He strapped all of the IPhones onto his body but was stopped by customs. A customs officer said, "He walked at a really slow pace with a strangely stiffened back. The man explained it was the metal accessories he wore on his body, but we didn't believe him." He bought all of the phones in Hong Kong and was trying to make a profit in Shenzhen City. A true Pablo Picasso was stolen. This painting was worth millions and was stolen in France and was smuggled into the U.S. The painting was falsely labeled as an "art craft" and sold 37 dollars. The paintings location is unknown. No arrests have been made.
Slacker says that must be a huge lunch box. He says that he has smuggled Cuban cigars across the border and the way he does that is by putting them in tampon containers.
Steve says that the guy who smuggled the woman across France tried to put her in the overhead bin and that is how he got caught.
Have you ever smuggled something, or at least tried?
I look like a child. When I went to concerts I was the drug smuggler for all of my friends. Never did any of it, but security never suspected me.
Dating can be hard, especially when kids are involved. Melissa went a on a date with a single dad and he brought his daughter along with him on the date. She thought his daughter was a MAJOR brat. His daughter is 10-years- old and Melissa thought that she should be acting her age. She says she is extremely rude to her. Melissa's date covered for his daughter. She is getting the feeling that her date gives her everything she wants and that is why she acts extremely spoiled. She says that she likes him but she cannot get over his daughter. She wants to know if this is a deal breaker or if she should give him and his daughter another shot.
Slacker says that the single dad is smart because he brought his daughter with them on the first date because he said he is being upfront and is "ripping the band aid off." He says that's actually not smart, that is kind of weird. He thinks that she should just be done because they are already having problems and they have just started dating.
Steve says that it's weird that he brought his daughter to dinner with them on the first date. He says that Melissa needs to have relations with him before she makes up her mind and then decide is the daughter is worth putting up with.
What do you think?
Family is extremely important, at least to me. If you cannot get along with the family, you should not be with that person.
Heartbreak is a huge lesson in relationships. Some are worse than others and we want to talk about your worst heartbreak! An 18-year-old Ohio man thought he had found the love of his life online. The girl he was madly in love with lived in China, 7,000 miles away. Not only did she live far from him, she also did not like him. He was on a mission to profess his love for her but only got rejected. Needless to say he got incredibly drunk and almost drowned in his own vomit. He was taken to the hospital and found that along with his heart, he lost his money as well.
Slacker says that he had his heart ripped out when his on again off again girlfriend was caught on the back of the motorcycle and the owner of the motorcycle was a guy that Slacker did not like. He says that is one of his most vivid memories. He confronted her as they pulled up to her house. They were together at that point in time, so he broke up with her again. He said both he and his ex -girlfriend ripped each other's heart out. He says that in Steve's case all these women date him knowing that he does not want a commitment but they all want to be the one to change his mind and ideals.
Steve says that he has never had his heart ripped out, but he has unintentionally ripped other people's heart out. He says he is always up front with the women he dates that he does not want a heavy commitment or marriage.
Have you ever had your heart ripped out? How bad was it?
Some people say that life begins when you turn 30. Some think that turning 30 is the beginning of the end! Whatever you believe, here is some advice that everyone should know before turning 30.
Learn how to file your own taxes
Voting is important, so vote!
It's ok to say "enough is enough" and quit, especially if it's a job you absolutely hate.
Don't ignore your family.
Don't be too stingy, it's ok to spend money sometimes!
It's also important to SAVE your money!
Have friends that are different from you.
Know how to dress up for the job you want, not the job you have.
Test drive you dream vehicle, or even better, buy it!
Have at least one '4AM Friend'. A person you could call at 4AM if you're feeling down and need some friend support.
Slacker would tell his pre-30-year-old self (and everyone else for that matter) to not sell himself short. He would also tell himself to go out and have fun while he's young, because once he turned 30, it was harder to "recover" after a night of partying.
Steve says that he would go back and tell himself to not be too shy when it comes to dating! He would tell his younger self to go for it and not be worried about being rejected.
It's something you either believe strongly in… or not at all. We are talking about karma!
A mugger in Florida recently shot himself and then asked a police officer for help. The man was armed when he stole a phone from his victim. As he was fleeing the scene he shot himself, ran to a strip club and jumped into a Mercedes that was unlocked. He eventually pulled over a flagged down an Orange County officer because his pain was too intense for him to bear. He was transported to a hospital and charged with armed robbery!
There is a video that was published online Sunday that proves karma is real! The video shows a man who pushed his cat off a chair and nudged it away with his foot. Moments after the man sat down on the chair with his guitar, the cat raced up the stairs, knocking a potted plant down onto his owners head. The man in the video wrote, "I love my cat but I think he doesn't love my music." After the plant fell, the man was seen clutching his head in pain; however he does stand up and appears to be alright.
Slacker hates people who can't drive in bad weather. There are some people who drive too slowly, but others who speed past you and end up going in the ditch right in front of you. Slacker thinks this is one of the best forms of karma!
Steve agrees with Slacker, the guys who speed around you when the roads are bad deserve to go in the ditch or get in an accident!
Do you have any karma stories? We want to hear about them!
Today's OPP has a 10th anniversary coming up and she is not happy with what her husband has planned! Here is was Pam has to say,
Hi Slacker and Steve,
I have an issue with my husband. Our 10th wedding anniversary (and 25 years together) is coming up and on Valentine's Day he told me that a golf buddy wants to take him to Las Vegas to play golf on courses that are closed to the public. The date is on our anniversary and he would like to go with the guys on this trip. I feel a little hurt that he is going and not spending what I consider a BIG anniversary with me. Should I tell him not to go and make him miss this once again in a life time opportunity, or be understanding and let him go on this trip? I feel that his guy friend trips (which he takes all the time) are more important to him than me!! Could you ask your listeners to help me find an answer? Should I be upset or understanding? I feel unappreciated. Please help me.
Slacker thinks that since it is a 'big' anniversary, they should celebrate it on that day. He understands why the 10th anniversary is so important to Pam. But he also kind of agrees with Steve, they could just celebrate it on a different day.
Steve says that anniversaries are stupid and there is no point to them. He says she should let him go to Vegas and have fun! They can celebrate it on a different day.
A recent survey revealed that 1 out of 5 men will steal their ladies' beauty products! Let's face it; almost every guy does at least one un-manly thing! The survey found that 20% of men have admitted to stealing their wife's or girlfriend's beauty products. They also found that the aforementioned thefts cost women $300 a year! 90% of women are ok with their partner using their products, 25% of men use their partner's products because they don't know what they should buy for themselves, and 30% of men use their partner's products because they don't want to shop for the products themselves.
Other girly things that men have admitted to doing in secret are:
Getting giddy and happy when they get a text from their crush
Taking bubble baths
Wondering what it's like to be a girl
They like chick flicks and Disney movies too
They love listening to Taylor Swift
They love tiny fluffy animals and babies
Dream about what marriage will be like
Slacker says that Steve pretends that he is manly, but in reality… he's not as manly as he thinks! Slacker says that he really wishes he would have kept a journal but never really did. He also says that he gets facials once a month and has a lot of expensive "beauty" products.
Steve says he doesn't need to pretend, he is a manly man! Steve admits that he does really like the movie Pitch Perfect!
We want to hear about the un-manly things your man does!
We all know that Show and Tell day at school was by far everyone's favorite day! However, one school in New York had a Show and Tell day go wrong!
A New York man was arrested after his four-year-old son brought a bag of cocaine to school. A school nurse was helping the boy get ready when the drugs fell out of his hat. Twelve grams were in the bag-- one gram is enough to kill a child if swallowed. Cops found more than twelve guns, more drugs and thousands of dollars in cash at the father's home.
Officials were called when a 13-year-old boy from Ohio decided to bring moonshine to school. A science teacher who knew he was making illegal alcohol was reprimanded for not reporting that the boy brought it to class. The teacher dumped it into a drain but did not immediately report the situation. The superintendent told the daily news he thinks the teen wanted to show it to the teacher but didn't mean any harm.
Slacker says he would always bring his Tonka Truck into school for show and tell day.
Steve said he doesn't really remember anyone bringing in weird things in for show and tell.
Do you have and weird or crazy "Show and Tell" stories? We want to about hear them!
Sometimes we find ourselves in a situation where the only thing you can say is, "It's not what it looks like!"
A 16-year-old boy in Idaho caused part of the city to be shut down when he was mistaken for a sniper on top of a roof! Several law enforcement agencies responded to a report of a man with a rifle atop of a grocery store roof. When the officers got to the scene they cordoned off a multiple-block area and called in a SWAT team! The reality of the situation was that the boy was hunting pigeons with a scope-equipped pellet gun! The police eventually determined he wasn't a threat and said he wouldn't face charges.
Slacker says he remembers one time he answered the door and the TV was on a tennis channel. He said that the sounds that were coming from the TV made it seem like he was watching something other than tennis! He was also sick so he had Kleenex all over the place! Slacker said the guy heard the noises coming from the TV and looked at the Kleenex and must have thought he was doing something inappropriate!
Steve once went to a hardware store late at night and bought some interesting items including; tarp, duct tape, rope, etc. He said that the cashier must have thought he was planning a murder!
We want to hear about your "It's not what it looks like" stories!
Today's OPP wants her man to change all his friends. You may think she's asking too much, but when you hear the whole story you may understand why she wants him to change. Here is what Lauren had to say.
Yi Slacker and Steve,
My fiancé has the most immature group of friends ever. They are his buddies that got drunk and partied their way through college. The problem is that they still have that college mentality. They are overgrown college boys that wear khakis and button-ups to the office during the day and then go out to try to hook up with chicks at happy hour. They are the annoying guys that pester you to take more shots and stay out all night on a Wednesday. We are about to be a married couple and I think it's time for him to grow up. How do I get him to ditch his loser friends?
Slacker doesn't understand people who want to get black out drunk for fun. He also doesn't think that Lauren should have to deal with his immature friends. He thinks Lauren should tell her fiancé that she wants to spend the rest of her life with him but she doesn't want to have to deal with his immature friends for the rest of her life.
Steve says that if she says something, his friends may say that she is a "stick in the mud" but he also thinks that Lauren shouldn't have to deal with his immature friends.
How do you think Lauren should handle this situation?
Buying a house...Growing man boobs...driving across the state in the middle of the night. What do these things have in common? They are all the results of side effects!
A Florida woman is asking a court to let her back out of a home purchase, claiming that her diet pills altered her judgment and led to a decision she now regrets. The woman said she mistakenly bid on a foreclosed home that has more than $400,000 of debt, the same day she started a prescription of phentermine diet pills. She filed an objection in a county court to halt the sale, which Florida law permits within 10 days of a foreclosure auction. The homeowner's association where the home is located wants the sale to close so it can be paid, and said Phentermine is does not list "altered judgment" as a possible side effect. However, the Phentermine.com website lists "less common or rare symptoms" that include clumsiness, confusion and tiredness.
A 20-year-old autistic man won a $2.5 million lawsuit against a subsidiary of Johnson & Johnson after his family and doctor say he developed 46DD breasts from taking an antipsychotic drug. He was first prescribed Risperdal, manufactured by Janssen Pharmaceuticals, in 2002 when he was 8. At the time, the drug wasn't FDA-approved for kids, and its label said risk was "low" for gynecomastia (the conditions in which men's breasts grow larger). But when the FDA gave the green light in 2006 for the drug to be used as a schizophrenic aid for kids, new labels said the drug contained high levels of the hormone prolactin, which spurs breast growth. He had already started growing breasts by then -- and now, the only way he can get rid of them is through a mastectomy!
Experts are warning that the number one sleep aid, Ambien, could lead to disturbing behavior.... even murder. Ambien works by slowing down the brain-- and it is very effective. But it does have occasional side effects including sleep walking, abnormal thinking and strange behavior.This strange like behavior (according to some users) includes sleep driving, sleep eating or sleep shopping… people in these states or called "Ambien zombies." One man on the drug killed eight people. His lawyer tried to blame Ambien but a jury didn't buy it, and he was convicted of murder.
We want to hear about crazy side-effects that you have suffered through!
We all have had at least one bad boss, but some can be way worse than others! Lingerie Bowl player is suing her boss after he made her do some explicit acts. Her boss would force her to be topless around his friends and even snorted cocaine off of her mommy parts. She says he would expose her in front men and women to impress them. She says he did not stop even after she became pregnant. She did all of this because she feared she would lose her 90,000 dollar a year salary. She is suing him for 13 million dollars for unfair dismissal. He is counter suing her due to the woman stealing his credit card and spending over 1,200 dollars at the Apple Store. A Long Island doctor mocked his employee at the Neurological Surgery Center for having cancer and then fired her. When she needed time off of for chemotherapy he said, "When is enough, enough?" A few weeks later he fired her; his reasoning, "reorganization." She has filed a law suit against him.
Slacker says that he was a terrible boss! When he was a boss he followed an employer who had previous called out, all the way to the mountains to prove he was not sick and really wanted to go skiing!
Steve says that he has been lucky and never had a bad boss! He says that Slacker is a good boss because even though he was stalking, he was diligent!
Carrie Fisher is completely in belief that the new Star Wars movie is cursed due to all of the strange occurrences that are happening with the entire staff. Harrison Ford had just recently crashed his plane on a golf course and Carrie Fisher got into a car accident on a rainy day in L.A. This is what she has to say, "Things happen in threes. I'm about to call (co-star) Mark Hamill to make sure he's Ok. I have a horrid feeling there's a curse going on here... What is funny is that last Sunday it was raining hard in L.A. I was driving to the art store and I got into an accident. It wasn't that serious and I wasn't hurt but it's the first car accident I've ever had. I drove home and that's when the wheel came off my BMW. My assistant told me I could have died if the wheel had come off when I was on the freeway. Then I was watching the news and saw Harrison had his crash. I'm a bit worried it's the curse of Star Wars." Here at the Alice Studios we believe we have a cursed candy bowl. This candy bowl has circulated throughout the departments and each desk it lands on that individual gets fired. We choose to stay far away from that thing! There are many items that are known to be cursed like The Basano Vase. This vase originated in the 1500s in Ital but only started trouble after it was dug up in 1988. The vase came with a note inside that stated, "Beware… This vase brings death." Whoever has come into possession of the vase has passed away within months of having it. Rumor has it that The Basano Vase has been buried once more. The Chair of Death now resides in a museum in England after it has killed numerous people. The curse it said to be responsible by Thomas Busby was a drunk that murdered his father-in-law in 1702. For his crime he was hung in chains until he died. This "death chair" was the chair that overlooked his execution site. Everyone who has sat in it after Thomas dies has died as well. The cleaning lady, two Royal Air Force pilots, and a roofer all died rather quickly to sitting in the chair. Moral of the story, be careful where you sit!
Slacker says that the candy dish is so cursed and it does not depend on the type of candy in the dish. He says no matter how long you have been with the company or how great of an employee you have been, if that candy dish lands on your desk, you are outta here!
Steve says he is semi convinced that the candy dish is cursed. He thinks that people who believe in curses are simple minded or gullible.
Whether it is a person, place, or object what are your cursed stories?
It's that time of the year again. The weather is getting warm and the snow is melting! It's time for Spring Break! Myrtle Beach moves up on the list of "Trashiest Places to Spring Break". Myrtle Beach landed at the number 3 spot for 2015 which is up from number 5 last year. #1 spot went to Panama City Beach and Las Vegas lands at the #2 spot. To be clear "trashy" meaning that a lot of Spring Breakers are going there for a cheap place to have fun, not trashy in the sense of garbage! The list is not supposed to be negative. According to the website, "Trashy is the embodiment of everything Spring Break stand for: cheap, excessive, loud and 'turnt'." The list started four years ago and Myrtle Beach has been in the top five since.
In other news, Spring Break didn't go as planned for Mississippi State QB Dak Prescott. While vacationing in Panama City, Prescott and two other players were involved in a fight while attending a concert. Prescott suffered facial cuts after being hit with a bottle. He did not need to go to the hospital and does not want to press charges. There is a video going around on social media of the altercation and it appears to show Prescott on the ground getting kicked in the head.
Slacker remembers when he went on Spring Break to Orlando…for his schools jazz band. He said it got pretty crazy when they spiked their fruit punch (with ginger ale). He was hoping it would be like the movies where people would sneak out, but that never happened and he was disappointed.
Steve said he never really went to any fun Spring Break spots. He didn't understand why he had to travel to some beach just to get drunk with his friends!
Police were called when a local fisherman noticed and overturned car in an icy river in Utah. They were shocked when they found an 18-month-old girl dangling in the car seat inside, unconscious but alive. A firefighter jumped into the river and cut the car-seat straps, freeing the baby who was wearing only a flannel onesie and no hat or gloves. Officers then formed a line in the river and handed the cold child from one person to the next until she was on the shoreline and in emergency workers' arms. The baby was taken to a local hospital and made a full recovery, though authorities still don't know exactly how she survived hanging upside-down for almost 14 hours in frigid temperatures with no food or water.
A 7-year-old is lucky to be alive after being lost at Great Sand Dunes. After an overnight search for the missing boy, a Colorado State Trooper found him walking toward the highway near the entrance of Great Sand Dunes National Park and Preserve. He was hiking on the dunes with his family when he became separated from the group. Although he did have a jacket, he was barefoot when last spotted by his family as he descended the dunes. With temperatures dropping into the 20s and steady, cold winds contributing to even colder wind chill factor, the search continued all night. Once found, the boy was transported by ambulance to a local hospital and was release a few hours later.
Slacker says he was once mugged at a gas station when he was younger. When he tried to snatch back his wallet and the mugger "pistol-whipped" him and ran away.
Have you ever had a near death experience? We want to hear your "I shouldn't be alive" stories!
Nicole's boyfriend is about to move in with one of this best friends. The only problem is…his best friend is a girl! Nicole is worried that something might happen between the two of them if they live together. She is totally fine with them being friends, but thinks that living together might be going too far. Nicole is worried because it would be so easy for them to get together if they are living in the same house, plus they have some history. They have been friends since they were young and even kissed in the 8th grade, but never dated. They also were really close in college and Nicole thinks the only reason they didn't date is because they were both dating other people at the time. The best friend is also very attractive and Nicole just doesn't feel comfortable with the situation.
Slacker doesn't think that they are trying to get together and thinks the only reason they are moving in together is because it will be an easy/smart decision. He thinks that a kiss in 8th grade doesn't really mean anything either.
Steve thinks that when a man and woman are friends, one of them wants to something more out of the relationship. He doesn't think that people of the opposite sex can be "just friends".
How do you think Nicole should handle this situation?
The police were called in Stockholm last week when a "stressed out" badger refused to let staff and guests enter or exit a luxury hotel. After 40 minutes of nobody being able to get in or out of the hotel, the staff decided to call the police to handle this angry badger. According to the Stockholm police report, the badger ended up leaving the premises on its own. The police report also said that the badger seemed "crazy" or "stressed out".
A woman is seeking compensation after a bed bug incident at a hotel. On a recent overnight stay, a woman reported, "At about 5 a.m., I felt a stinging sensation on my arm. So, I jumped out of bed and turned on the light and when I turned on the lights, I saw these bugs scattering across my sheets and pillow." She then took out her smart phone and began snapping pictures of the remaining bugs and even took a video of one crawling over her sheets. A few days later she had to check into the hospital with alarming welts covering her arm, face, and neck! The hotel's co-owner refused to refund her money from the stay.
Slacker says he uses the drinking glasses that are in hotel rooms and was horrified when he learned that the hotel maids never really wash the cups out besides just rinsing them with water and putting a new paper covers on them.
Steve says that he has been to a hotel where there was a woman murdered just one week before he was there! Slacker told him that he should have asked for the room that the woman was murdered in because it was probably the cleanest room in the place!
What could be worse than being stuck on a bus with a bunch of tourists? How about being stuck on a bus with tourists AND being attacked by bees!
Twenty two tourists had to seek medical attention after being stung by bees during a tour of Vietnam. While on a bathroom break, one man peed on a beehive and the bees weren't happy! The bees attacked and several of the men were stung on their privates. OUCH!
An Australian man recently found a large spider hiding in his toilet! The frighteningly large spider was filmed fighting for its life and was nothing short of every arachnophobe's worst nightmare! The video made its way to the Facebook wall of Barry Morrissey, according to the Daily Mail. In the clip, the spider appears from under the lip of the toilet bowl, swept away by flowing water almost as soon as the cameraman flushes it. The spider seems to be just seconds from drowning, though as the water continues to batter it, the supper-strong spider fights desperately. Clinging to the bowl for its life, the spider attempts to climb the side of the toilet. As the water flows, the spider floats, curled up in a ball and appearing to have lost its battle. After just a moment, however, the arachnid pops back to life, attempting once more to save itself. Pummeled by falling water, the spider is forced under the surface before finding its footing, succeeding in pulling itself to relative safety. The spider eventually finds its way back under the lip of the toilet bowl, exhausted and hiding.
Slacker says he's not really afraid of any bugs…besides the jumping spiders in Brazil that he has experienced while visiting his extended family. He recalls staying in a hotel room and having a spider crawl through a crack in the wall and there was no way he would be able to sleep that night!
When Slacker brought up the fact that people are starting to eat bugs because of the high protein, Steve says they are crazy and that they should just eat a steak!
It's important to be honest with your friends… but what if your honesty ends up really hurting their feelings? Today's OPP is in a tough situation. She may have to be brutally honest with her best friend but she's not sure if she should or even could do it! Here is what Veronica wrote to us:
Yi! My friend is perpetually single and she spends all of her time complaining about it. She asks me every few weeks what could be preventing her from finding love… Should I tell her that it is her appearance? She is overweight, colors her hair a different bright color every month and has piercings all over her face. There aren't too many people looking for that specific thing, right? Should I set her straight or let her continue on this path?
Slacker thinks that Veronicas friend probably knows why she isn't getting any dates but wants Veronica to tell her what she already knows.
Steve wonders if it might be a desperation issue. He thinks that maybe she is coloring her hair and getting piercing's because she wants attention.
A 7-year old was put in handcuffs and left to sit in a jail cell for an hour! This might make you angry at first, but just wait until you hear what happened. It might change your attitude about the situation!
One woman remembered stealing a candy bar from a local grocery store when she was 7 years old. When her father found out what she did, he made her go back to the store to confess. What she didn't know was that her dad arranged for the small town's police chief to show up, handcuff her and take her to the police station where she had to sit in a holding cell for an hour. This may seem like a harsh way to learn a lesson, but the woman said that she never stole anything again!
Slacker says that this wouldn't have worked on him. He recalls one of his friends parents caught them smoking when they were younger and the parent made his friend smoke the whole pack of cigarettes. He said that didn't teach the kid not to smoke, it actually taught him how TO smoke! So their parenting did the exact opposite of what they wanted!
Steve says he normally "learns the lesson" while he is doing the thing he isn't supposed to be doing. His mom would try to teach him that what he did was wrong and he would say that he knew it was wrong while he was doing it, but decided that he would do it anyway!
What did your parents do to teach you a lesson you wouldn't forget?
Tiffany has been out of a job for six months. She got a job offer from a friend of a friend and it's not exactly the most welcomed job in society or to her fiancé. She got offered a job to work at a local strip club as a cocktail waitress. Her fiancé is completely against it. He thinks that it will lead to her doing drugs and becoming a stripper. She says that she still has morals and she wouldn't lose them by cocktail waitressing. They both really need the money so Tiffany is considering lying to her fiancé and telling him she got a different waitressing job. She needs advice on whether or not to take the job.
Slacker says that he dated a cocktail waitress at a strip club and he said it was terrible because she was heavily into drugs and she did not do drugs before the cocktailing. He says that if she wants to get married to this guy, Tiffany needs to definitely tell him. Slacker says that people who work in a strip club make a lot of money and it is hard to say no and keep with your morals. Slacker thinks that the strip club is a trap for all and any employees.
Steve says she should lie but not for very long. He thinks she should rack up some good money and then leave the strip club. Steve says that once she starts bringing in the money her fiancé will respect her.
Should Tiffany take the job and lie to her fiancé or not take the job at all?
I think she should find a new job because I agree with her fiancé. I know many strippers that were former cocktail waitresses. I heavily believe it is a gateway job.
You have nice gums! That's just an awkward thing to say! We have found a list of the most awkward compliments! Have you ever received any of these? Lets' hope not!
- I have birthmarks all over my arms and when I'm cold they get bright red. I was at a Christmas party wearing a short sleeve shirt and a lady came over to me and asked what happened to my arms. I replied they were just birthmarks and she responded "Oh.. well they're very festive."
- "You have a good tooth to gum ratio."
- "If I was as pretty as you, I would have 8 boyfriends and have been pregnant 3 times."
- "The skin under your chin is the softest under-chin skin I'VE EVER FELT"
- When I was in grad school, an instructor in my department saw me after I'd gotten a haircut and said, "I love your new haircut! You look TEN THOUSAND times better! I barely recognized you! I didn't know you could be so attractive!"
- One of my classmates said this gem to me: "You look like you could be one of Ted Bundy's victims....especially with your long hair, parted in the middle. All the girls he killed were really pretty."
- Guy at bar tells me I'm an interesting person, then says something like, "You must have been a really ugly kid, because usually pretty people don't have to develop a personality." Ooof.
- A classmate once told me I have the most perfectly shaped skull she'd ever seen and that I would "look really great bald"...um thanks?
- "Hey, you look so beautiful, the way you eat those nuggets." I had one in my mouth at the time. It then became an inside joke.
- "I just want to make a blanket out of your hair or something" -Drunk guy who decided it was okay to pet my hair in between sets at a concert. Ha.
- After seeing my feet in flip-flops a girl told me she really liked my right foot but didn't care for my left.
- "You have such great birthing hips! You'll be a great mother to all those children you're going to have some day!" ~Random lady at Target
- "You're a vixen. So sexy. You remind me of my daughter."
- My friends wedding photographer told the bride-to-be she would be a great plus size model.
- "People could tell how pretty you are if you just chose uglier friends."
- "You'd be gorgeous if you lost a bit of weight" *sigh
Slacker says that one time he and his wife were at a concert and her eyes were a little bloodshot and his wife has really blue eyes. A woman came up to her and said, "Your eyes are so patriotic!" He says that his most awkward compliment was when a man in an elevator complimented him on the shape of his head.
Steve says that his most awkward compliment is when as ex-girlfriend said, "You have a really confident walk."
Whether it was awkward or backhanded, what is the strangest compliment you have received?
Craigslist is an awesome place to find goods at a great price but now Craigslist is becoming responsible for an STD. Yes, that's right an STD! People are meeting each other on Craigslist to have relations and these personal ads are increasing the risk of contracting HIV. It's called the "Craigslist Effect" and it has resulted in 6,000 more individuals with HIV cases a year. Craigslist can be dangerous in more ways than one. There is a new trend to carry out the exchange of Craigslist deals at a police station to prevent a sticky situation or scam. Police stations are even volunteering and encouraging Craigslist buyers to use them as a "safe haven." Now in some states you can request an officer to facilitate a Craigslist exchange. A man in Arizona tried to stay far away from having the police facilitate his Craigslist exchange but his try ended in failure. He posted an ad wanting to have relations with a woman and her dog at the same time. An undercover female officer began exchanging texts and emails with him. Little did he know it was a sting operation with the Tempe police. They decided on a meeting place at a local hotel and the officer even brought a dog. The man admitted he wanted to have relations with both of them and by one touch of the dog he was arrested immediately.
Slacker says he buys a lot of things from Craigslist and says he loves it even though it is sketchy. He wants Steve to buy something on Craigslist. He says he is so scared of Craigslist people that when he is selling things he goes four houses down; make a quick transaction and leave.
Steve says he is afraid of Craigslist. He says he only buys things from stores. He thinks that Craigslist is dumb!
Til' death do us part! Shannon got married at a young age to her high school sweetheart named Collin. She had two children with her first husband, but unfortunately he passed away in a car accident. They were married for four years. A couple years later she met a man name Mark and after a couple years of dating they married. Shannon informed Mark over a nice casual dinner that when she dies she would want to be buried next to her first husband. She says then their children could visit them both at the same time. Shannon has no children with Mark but she says that Mark raised her children. Mark is completely against it because he says that they have been together longer and they will be together for the rest of their lives. She is mad because Mark is not considering her feelings, but Mark thinks that Shannon is being insane.
Slacker asks, "Why does it matter? You are going to be dead." He says that, "Shannon got married to Mark; she walked down the aisle to him, so who the hell is Collin at that point?" He says that if he dies suddenly, just get rid of the body because he is already dead and it does not matter. Slacker says that he does not go to visit people's graves because he can picture the loved one in his head and does not need to go look at a tombstone to remember them.
Steve says, "That Mark is fighting a ghost." He say that the only way Shannon should get married next to her husband is if she already bought the plot of land.
Who should she get buried by? Whose side are you on?
I am on no one's side. I can understand both sides fully. I think they should all get buried next to each other.
More kids are doing yoga… but also taking sleep supplements. The National Health Interview Survey found a significant increase in the number of children using melatonin supplements as sleep aids. Researchers interviewed more than 17,300 adults, asking about their 4 to 17 year-olds, and found that 3.1 percent of kids did yoga in 2012. This is up from 2007's 2.3 percent. They also found that the use of melatonin supplements as sleep aid increased 700% between 2007 and 2012.
Slacker thinks it's crazy that kids are doing yoga and taking sleep supplements to go to bed. He doesn't think that should have to take pills just to sleep! Slacker also found an article about a guy who bought his 13 year old son a Nigerian man for a "friend".
We have all had one at some point or another… we're talking about crazy neighbors!
A dominatrix is operating a dungeon from her home in Orlando, and her neighbors aren't happy about it. Her website says she offers flogging, torture, electrical stimulation and corporal punishment at her home. She even has a cage in the backyard! Many of her neighbors have complained and authorities are investigating because the woman does not have a home occupational license.
A 58 year old woman, Gisele Paris, was convicted with stolen property and cruelty to animals. She stole a Siberian husky from her neighbor's yard. She believed it was being neglected, despite assurances to the contrary from a humane officer. Paris denied stealing the dog, telling police she found it in a vacant lot and took it to an animal shelter because it appeared to have been neglected. After a veterinarian told her the dog had growths on its legs and that it would cost $600 to remove, she instead paid to have the dog be put down. She was sentenced to three to six months in jail.
Slacker thinks that Steve is probably the "weird" guy in the neighborhood.
Steve says that he is the best neighbor and has the best neighbors ever!
The mother of a college freshman decided to buy her daughter plane tickets to Mexico for her and a friend over spring break. However, her daughter doesn't really want to go! Here is what Rylee had to say:
Yi Slacker and Steve,
My mom is forcing me to go on a spring break trip this year. She's already paid for 2 plane tickets to Mexico (so I can bring a friend) and a hotel. I'm a freshman in college and she says I'll regret it for the rest of my life if I don't go do something fun. She doesn't understand that I'm not like her and going to be with a bunch of crazy drunk people in a foreign country doesn't sound fun to me. I'd rather relax and catch up on some TV with my time off. It's like she's been trying to get me to do things I don't like to do since I've been 16. Why can't she just leave me alone and let me do the things I like? How do I tell her I'm not going?
Slacker doesn't want to be rude, but thinks that Rylee should get off the couch and go to Mexico! However, he doesn't like the fact that her mom has been trying to get her to do things that she doesn't want to do since she was 16.
Steve's advice is to go because she doesn't have to do anything she doesn't want to do. He says that Rylee should bring her book to read on the beach and relax. She doesn't have to drink or go to clubs just because she is in Mexico.
A woman in Massachusetts was arrested after pouring some of her margarita in her two-year-old child's sippy cup while at a restaurant. The woman was given two warnings by the restaurant staff before the staff decided to call the police. The woman and her child were taken to the hospital and alcohol was found in the toddler's system. The sippy cup in the woman's bag also smelled like booze. She was charged with child endangerment.
Florida police charged a woman with child neglect after they received an anonymous tip that two young girls were walking door to door trying to sell their toys out of a baby stroller. The sisters, ages 7 and 9, told the deputies they missed their school bus and were trying to "help mommy stay in the house". When the cops asked the mother about her daughters she said: "Well, they should know better. It's their job to wake me up in the morning and get ready for school."
Slacker thinks he is a better parent than Lil' D, but Steve doesn't agree.
Steve says that his dad would give him sips of beer when he was little but never in a public place.
What have you done to win the "Parent of the Year" award?
A Georgia man came home from his fishing trip last Monday to find his home trashed. His home was flooded and a huge bag of dog poop was on his bed. Who did it? His ex-girlfriend of course. She was mad because he spent Valentine’s Day with his son rather than her. The police said, “He said he was reluctant to leave on Valentine’s Day, but since he only sees his son very rarely, he decided to do so. He returned home on Monday after receiving a phone call alerting him to the woman “acting crazy and doing strange things around his house. He said when he arrived home he found his kitchen flooded from the pipes under the sink being detached in several places with pieces of wood laid over the wet floor so as to be walked on by (his girlfriend). He located a plastic bag of dog poop on his bed, with another note that said, ‘You really know how to (mess) the bed!’” Caro Vogel caught her boyfriend cheating on her after she bought him a new car. He was having relations in the back seat! She found a radio show host called, Captain Luke, of the show Ex Men. Captain Luke filmed himself smashing the car into pieces, with baseball bats and axes. Caro says she does not regret her decision to destroy the car at all. An angry girlfriend in Florida got revenge on her ex-boyfriend after she had him robbed at gunpoint! Sarah Matherly has been accused by police of arranging two men to attack her ex-boyfriend. One man even placed her former boyfriend in a chokehold. Sarah then called her boyfriend and said, “That’s what you get for cheating on me. “
Slacker says who would have your own property destroyed? He got extremely caught up on the radio show host and imagined them to having terrible radio. Slacker went on a tangent about a radio show host who leaves the show to film himself destroying a car!
Steve loves the radio show hosts name, “Captain Luke.”
I have a 6 year old son that has autism. His dad couldn't handle being the parent of a child with special needs and left us a few years ago. I have been the only caretaker and provider for my son since his dad left and I haven't had any time for myself. I've barely dated at all and I'm lonely. My son doesn't do well with others and it's hard to leave him and enjoy myself. When I have met guys in the past, they were scared off as soon as they found out about my son. How do other single moms find men? And how long should I wait to tell men about my son so they aren't scared away? –Misty
Slacker says that it would be hard for Misty because her son does not work well with others, meaning it would be hard for her to find a babysitter, let alone a boyfriend. He says going into that situation with an autistic son is a tough situation and a tough life. He does not even know how Misty will get a date without having to leave her child for even a short period time. Slacker says that, “If you cannot take care of you, you cannot take care of your children.” He suggests online dating.
Steve says, “It seems like Misty is referring to her dates that know about her son, look at him as a lot of baggage.” He says that he loves dating single moms. He says that Misty should just announce the situation up front so she does not invest any time in tools.
A 17-year-old boy from New Hampshire wanted to make a little extra money. He decided to remove snow from roofs from local neighborhoods. He had an extreme mishap when he fell 30 feet through a roof after it collapsed. He was impaled by a coat rack. He suffered severe injuries. He shattered his hip and damaged his appendix and his colon. He even had to have his colon removed. The doctors said that the coat rack saved his life because he landed on his lap which saved the piercing from being worse. He somehow managed to survive the fall. Another New Hampshire man survived a snow mishap this week after he was shoveling the snow off of his roof. An avalanche effect happened and buried him in two feet how snow. The snow was compacted onto his chest so he was unable to move. His daughter and wife had just left the house. He lay in the snow for four hours and screamed for help once his family arrived back home. He says, "It was just ... being in the wrong place at the wrong time.” A Massachusetts man is making money off of the record breaking snow. He is selling snow in a box for 89 dollars. He is making a profit off this unique idea. He has fulfilled 133 orders thus far. His company site says, “We’re drowning in 5ft of snow. Trapped in our tiny a-- apartment and dealing with 3 hour long commutes ... we desperately need your help getting this snow out of our city!”
Slacker says he never put anything inside a snowball because it is morally wrong. He asks, “Who has a 30 foot roof?”
Steve used to pack rocks in his snowballs and damage things around town. He would also put fireworks around snowmen and blow them up. He asks, “Who has coat racks?” He says that he implies that the man who got trapped under the snow that he must had peed. Therefore yellow snow was present.
A man named Johnny is so obsessed with Paris Hilton that he bought her a vintage red Cadillac and parked it outside of her gated community. She refused and called the police. Paris claims that he has been stalking her for years. He once flew a plane over the Hilton’s family home in Malibu that had two signs attached to the plane. One stated, “Can't Get Paris Whitney Hilton Out of My Mind" and the other said, "Mr. & Mrs. Hilton, may I court your daughter Paris?" He even went as far as to send her a wedding dress in the mail and asked her to marry him. The Cadillac is still parked outside Paris Hilton’s house but the windows are smashed in.
Slacker says he is a simple kind of man when it comes to food. He says that he does not have any random obsessions but Steve claims otherwise. Eddie Van Halen was Slacker’s drug.
Steve says that Slacker was so obsessed with Van Halen that he made the gate code to his house the title of their album 5150.