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OPP: No Relations With the Kids in the House

Yi! Today's OPP comes from David:

Yi! My wife refuses to have relations when the kids are in the house. I don’t think that I can take it anymore. I understand that you want to be careful, but why can’t we do it when they’re asleep? We have a lock on our door. I don’t know why she is so paranoid. How do I get her to relax?
David

Slacker thinks this is one of the best examples of what OPP is all about. While it sounds absurd, he truly believes that there are other women out there that feel the way David's wife does. Slacker said that he thinks it is a little strange that they have more than one kid and she still acts this way. He said a lot of first time parents make grandiose plans to raise their child using the best parenting techniques imaginable, but it all falls apart by the time the second kid comes along.  

Steve said that he has heard of people that go for a while without relations after giving birth. He can understand but still thinks David's wife is crazy.

How can David get his wife to relax about it?

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