Perhaps you carry cat litter in your car, or you have a pair of random scissors in your purse. We want to know whatchya have on ya.
Slacker talked about inter Nikki carrying a Ninja Turtle mask in her purse, large piano in her trunk, and kitty litter!? What? One day he had Steve’s mouth guard and Percocet in his pocket. He says Steve always has an excuse for his murder weapons in his car. Slacker always carries lots and lots of booze! Right now it is currently rice beer. Also currently has bottle openers and screw cap wine bottles in his car.
Steve says he is now scared of Nikki. He carries a shovel and a tarp in his trunk. He claims they’re man stuff.
Lil D’s wife carries all the luggage in her purse. They needed something to open their dog food bag, and boom! She whips out the heavy duty scissors.
A woman from South Bend, Indiana fell in love with a man via internet dating. She even sent him money for his bills, traveling expenses, etc. They now don't talk anymore and she is out $150,000 that she gave to him. We're talking disasters dates; online, double, blind.
Slacker says most women think they are going to be that girl, the girl who changes the man. He says the women have the mindset that he will raise their kid’s, he will be the husband, etc. He wonders how many times they are going to have to do a story about those women who gives money to online dates before they realize it’s most likely fake. “Shall we go dutch?” Does that sentence make you happy to hear? A study showed that men hate to hear that question. He said don’t ever talk about an ex!
Steve says he isn’t looking for kids or a wife, he knows that it’s going to come to an end eventually. He says don’t give up your money online, open your eyes! Steve says going dutch is basically saying she is not in this relationship for the money.
I made the regrettable mistake of looking at myself in the mirror when my boyfriend Max was over and saying out loud that I felt like I was getting fat. That's when Max jumped all over me. He said he hates when women make comments like that because they have no intention of doing anything about it and just expect any guy within earshot to tell them how thin they are – whether it's true or not. Maybe that's partly true – that I was hoping Max would tell me I was beautiful. But instead, he just started yelling at me to do something about my weight if I didn't like it and we never talked about it again. Do you think it was a bad idea for me to voice that I thought I was gaining weight? Was he right to yell at me like that? How do I bring this up to him without starting the whole thing all over again?
Slacker says this feels like Steve. He said there are little white lies in every relationship. It’s just like when guys say, “Oh my beer gut.” Go to the gym! He says your honest friends should tell you the truth, do something about it. Slacker agrees with the boyfriend saying she should do something about it. Who wants to hear people complain all the time when you could do something about it, change your diet, get a gym membership, etc. He thinks Amanda cannot be hurt because if she gets to complain about her weight, they get to tell her the truth.
Steve says he likes to be honest in a relationship. This guy told the truth, but the fact he raised his voice completely ruined it. If you are fishing for the compliment, be prepared if you don’t hear what you wanted.
What advice can you give to Amanda?
I bet Amanda has only gained a few extra pounds but she notices it like crazy, just like every woman would. I do think though, if she didn’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask!
Kelly is in her mid 30's and is very content with the life she lives. Her mother Rose, however, wants grandchildren. Rose keeps nagging Kelly to find a man, but she is tired of her mom always being on her back. Yes, it is the great mate debate.
Slacker asks Rose if she is really that mean to her daughter. She replied that she is just looking out for her. He thanks rose for coming on the show. But he asks Kelly if she wants kids. She says it is irrelevant if she wants kids because she is single. She isn’t going to force situations. Slacker says moms guide you at different periods of your life.
Steve is appalled by the things Rose says to Kelly. He asked Rose if she thinks she is being selfish. She replied she is doing this for Kelly. She wants her to live a “normal” life. He says Rose makes a good point that if she does want kids she will need to have them soon because her biological clock is ticking. Kelly replies that there are other options like adoption. Steve thinks her mom is just looking out for her.
Whose side are you on?
I am on Kelly’s side because what if she is not meant to have kids, or doesn’t want them at all? You cannot force your daughter to have kids beyond her will. Duh.
If you do something wrong, you’re bound to get caught somehow! Recently A tornado that swept through a Tennessee town damaged homes and threw a man's belongings onto lawns - many of which had been reported stolen by his neighbors. Since the tornado hit the town of Kingsport on Sunday, the 26-year-old man has been charged with two burglaries and two thefts. He was in jail on unrelated charges when the twister hit. Neighbors were surprised to see what was on his yard.
Slacker says that when he was living in an apartment complex he used to put his cloths in the local laundry and then leave back to his apartment which was right next to the laundry building. He said that he never left his cloths in there longer than needed to be; when he returned one time half of his cloths were stolen! Slacker said that a little while later he was getting his mail, he saw a guy with his stolen shirt!
Steve said he was just so good he never got busted for anything.
Have you ever been busted for something in a weird way?
We talk about bad babysitters all the time...now it's time to hear their side of the story. We know it’s not always the babysitter’s fault, sometimes it’s the kids just being bad!
Slacker said that in school he was the kid in school that would be good for teachers and for the sub. He said that he was always taught to treat everyone the same because his parents would have found out anyways. Slacker then explains that his family was to poor and he never had a babysitter.
Steve said that he had an au pair, who he scared off after one day!
Lil D said he got every babysitter that he ever had fired! He said that with one babysitter he would call 911 constantly and then hang up, when 911 called back they would blame it on the sitter. Lil D also talks about how he locked one sitter out of the house and then threw condiment packets at her! He said it was the perfect plan because the sitter would never complain because she wanted to look good to continue working.
Yi! My ex-wife and I share custody of our 8 year-old daughter. I recently received a list of Back to School items that she needs and I am responsible for paying for. My ex listed the usual school supplies, but then added spray tanning, a makeover and makeup. She swears our child needs these. She's also asked me to buy her a pair of heels for a school event. My ex and I are about to go to war over this. No 8 year-old girl should be spray tanning or wearing makeup! Who's right - me or her?
Slacker says that this is a no brainer and that Anthony is right. He says that the mothers are living vicariously though their children. Slacker says he has bought his daughter some high heels with princess on them but she would never be allowed to leave the house with it on. He says that she is eight, what would she need makeup for? Slacker says that it’s a hard spot for Anthony because everything he says no to his ex might take it personally.
Steve says that she should throw a tattoo in there as well. He wonders what the moms are like. Steve says that this is happening all of the time especially in the house, and now it’s just headed out into public. He says this is how you instill confidence in the kids, with makeup! Steve asks Slacker when will his daughter start painting toes and going to the spa with mom, he thinks its about the same way!
Recently there have been some crazy stories in the news about people getting hurt by technology. Like the 15 year old boy that burnt himself trying out the new “Fire Challenge” he saw online. Then a 13 year old girl woke up to her cell phone burning her pillow!
A 15-year-old in Kentucky suffered second-degree burns after rubbing alcohol on his chest and lighting himself on fire in imitation of the popular Facebook and YouTube “Fire Challenge” videos. Officers were called to assist a teenager who had burned himself after watching the “Fire Challenge” videos online. The teen mimicked the online videos by pouring rubbing alcohol on his body and then setting himself on fire. Videos of the “Fire Challenge” also show teens spraying themselves with aerosol cans before lighting portions of their body on fire in order to singe off their own hair. But the videos never show the physical aftermath of lighting one’s self on fire. One of the firefighters who took the teenager to the hospital said that the burns suffered by the boy will likely affect him for the rest of his life.
A 13-year-old girl woke up recently to the smell of something burning and when she looked under her pillow, she saw it was her phone. When her dad pulled it off the bed, it looked like a charcoal briquette and he's furious with the Samsung Company for letting this happen. Samsung fired back, however, saying that they warn customers against using batteries not from the manufacturer as these rechargeable batteries can cause a fire if covered by bedding or other material. Nonetheless, Samsung is picking up the cost of replacing the phone, the bedding and even the mattress.
Slacker talks about how the fire challenge is silly and how Steve does it with his nose hairs! He also talks about why he sleeps with a pillow under his bed. Slacker says that when he didn’t have his phone under his pillow he couldn’t hear anyone calling or his alarm! He brings up how his son was watching American Ninja Warrior and his son begins jumping from couch to couch! Slacker continues and says that his son jumped and caught his foot on a table and smacked himself on the fireplace, now his son has a nice lump. He says the blames it all on technology!
Steve put a lighter up his nose during the show to prove it’s not a big deal! He says he does it for his nose hairs, it’s easier than trimming.
35% of Americans are having to deal with debt collectors right now. The average American owes $5,178 to somebody who is coming after them. How do you hide from debt collectors? How do you hide from that annoying neighbor? An ex? Do you owe a friend some money? How do you play adult hide and seek?
Slacker plays adult hide & seek on a daily basis! He will get home, see his neighbors, wave as he gets into the garage and closes the door behind him right away. A few minutes later, "ding dong!" and Slacker will not answer the door. He does say though that having kids kind of ruins the hide and seek plan. Someone Slacker knows hid from a debt collector for over a year, that's talent!
Steve wouldn't answer his door for his neighbors then had to leave a few minutes later, he's that guy! He told the story of when he had to hide from a girl who he was no longer seeing. The girl was ringing his door bell and when that didn't work she then started banging on the window. After having to hide in his own house, the girl finally left.
Producer Lil D says he has never played adult hide and seek... Lies!
No matter how old you get, you have a secret that would kill you if your parents ever found out. Maybe you cheated to get into college. Maybe you slept with one of their friends. Maybe lied and blamed your dog for something it didn't do and they put it down...or maybe that one is just Steve. ‘Fifty Shades of Grey' star Dakota Johnson does not want her parents to see the movie. She gets whipped and slapped and sexed up in the movie. For these reasons, she doesn't want her parents to see.
Slacker says he keeps more from his parents now than he did when he was younger. Talking about '50 Shades of Grey,' Slacker says he has heard people say the book is so great but also very bad. Something his parents do know about him is that he is no longer a strict Catholic, like when he was growing up. He believes his parents would not be thrilled with his wife's religious beliefs at this moment. Slacker thinks after this talk, he could use a shower!
Steve asks Slacker if he would want to go see his own daughter in '50 Shades of Grey.'
Do you have a secret that would kill you if your parents found out?