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OPP: D-Bag Baby Daddy

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Today's OPP is from Meghan!

Yi guys,
I got pregnant from a one night stand I had with a guy I met at the club. I didn't want to be a single parent, so I thought I would try to make the best of a bad situation and get to know him before the baby was born. Turns out, he's a total d-bag. He's one of those guys that thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks you have to be rich to have any significance in the world. He thinks that everyone is there to serve his needs. He's a racist. Like I said, he's a huge d-bag. The baby is due a little more than a month from now and I really don't want him to have any sort of influence on my baby. How do I keep him out of our life? What do I do to make sure my son doesn't end up anything like him?-Meghan

Slacker says that she shouldn't have told the baby daddy because now that he knows, he has rights! He says he knows plenty of people that have been in this situation and they all couldn't make it work and they tried hard. He says it didn't work because the couples weren't compatible.

Steve says that the courts are more favorable towards women. He wants to know if he is really is bad as she says he is. He says that her arguments will not hold up in court. He says just because you are a racist doesn't mean your parental rights are taken away.

How can Meghan keep her baby's father out of her life and influencing her son?

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Intern Madison
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GMD: Charitable Tipper

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Some say it takes a village to raise and child and that's exactly what Alyssa's mentality is. She wants to spread her wealth to in turn create the wealth. She grew up poor and waitressed long enough to know and understand the struggles of being poor and how long it takes to make an income. Now that she is established with a better job and husband she is extra generous when tipping others and donating her money to charities because she knows where she came from and wants to help others in need. She tips at least 50 percent at every single restaurant. She likes to pay it forward! All she wants to do is reward people for hard work. Her husband, Will, thinks that Alyssa is being too generous. He says they are comfortable in their finances but they are still not saving as much as he would like to be. He thinks she needs to pull in the reigns of her generosity! He says they haven't put any money into their retirement in three years and are almost living paycheck to paycheck. He wants just normal budgeting and saving.

Slacker says that both sides are right. He says that he and his wife plan out their budgeting regarding charities. He says that Alyssa is generous but if she doesn't have her ducks in a row while helping others, then who will be helping her out when they need help?

Steve says that they need to find the right median. He asks the question, "How do you tell someone to stop being nice and generous?"

Whose side are you on?

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Intern Madison
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Creepy Clowns

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Coulrophobia, do you have it? An estimated 20-30 percent of the population is afraid of clowns. If you are in that percentage stay away from Chicago cemeteries! A man dressed in a clown costume broke into a Chicago cemetery and decided to give the city a little scare! Some passerby's saw the man scale the fence as they were driving by. The clown looked back at the car as the people inside decided to snap a photo of him waving at them in the dark. The owners did not see any vandalism in the cemetery and the man was never detained and is still deemed unknown of true identity. I'm staying far away from Chicago! A 14-year-old in Australia decided to play a similar prank only during daylight on a train! The clown boarded the train wearing a suit, a creepy clown mask, and a suitcase. He didn't say one word put stared down the commuters. After the story aired the boy's step-father called in and said that his step-son will be getting a stern talking to for stealing his mask and pulling a prank.

Slacker says that he is absolutely terrified of clowns. He doesn't like the makeup that the clowns have! He says they don't break character and that also freaks him out. He says that mimes are in the same category of clowns! The only clown Slacker is okay with is a rodeo clowns because they don't wear that much make up. He is on team #clownhater

Steve says that clowns are awesome! He thinks that the clown in Chicago was just visiting his deceased fellow clown family members! He is on team #clownlover

Lil' D says that he is not afraid of clowns. He said he had a former babysitter that went to clown school and taught him a ton of cool tricks like juggling with fire! He is on team #clownlover

What is your creepiest clown encounter?

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Intern Madison
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Fire Stories

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Watch where your poop and make sure your poop isn't flammable! A man in Idaho destroyed 73-acres of land because after wiping, after a poop, he decided to burn his toilet paper. He thought he was doing the right thing but found out later it was a bad mistake when he saw the mountain go up in flames. The man was a cyclist and had to make an emergency stop on the side of the road. The fire was contained six and a half hours later. Helicopters, air tankers, and ground crews stopped the blaze. The man was handed a citation and may have to cover the cost of the methods to put the fire out. That was one expensive poop! A woman in Ohio claimed that the person who started her house on fire was her cousin. She thinks that her cousin started her house on fire because she won't leave her husband for him. She said her cousin even put her husband in the hospital the previous month. Talk about family drama!

Slacker says that his dad kept his old dirty oil rags right next to their cedar wood fence and wood for their fireplace with kids that loved bottle rockets! Their entire backyard became a light show after one fourth of July.

Steve says he thinks it is fun to blow up aerosol cans!

Lil' D says that he had an old girlfriend that didn't follow stop, drop, and roll. She started a fire and didn't put the fire out like one would think; she went a different route and covered the fire up with paper and walked away. She burned down half of her house.

What have you started fire to, accidentally or purposefully?

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OPP: Maid of Honor Take Back

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Carrie is in a huge dilemma and wants her 2,000 dollars back from her best friend! Recently, during the bridal and bachelorette party that Carrie threw for her friend who is about to tie the knot, too much information was said! They were playing a truth game. The object of the game was to admit something you have never told. Carrie had informed her best friend that she and her fiancé had a make out session way before the two ever started dating. The bride did not like that one bit and demoted her from maid of honor to not even invited. Carrie says she feels bad for kissing him but it was before they even met and that is all they did. She thinks that the bride has turned into a bridezilla and is overreacting. She has spent two grand on the bridal shower, travel, and dress. Carrie wants some compensation if her friend doesn't let her back into the wedding.

Slacker says that he would want his money back if he were in that situation. He is shocked that Carrie is still willing to still stand up for her friend. Slacker knows that he would never talk to the person who kicked him out of the wedding again. He says that she deserves the money!

Steve says you can never invite someone to you have seen naked and since Carrie didn't see her best friend's naked body during their make out session than she did nothing wrong. He says that she shouldn't be kicked out because she had a verbal agreement with the bride. He says the bride is being a "B"! Steve says they can never be friends again because she kicked her out of the wedding.

How can Carrie get her money back?

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First Date Disasters

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First dates are tough to begin with but are harder when something goes majorly wrong like having to be airlifted by a helicopter! A California couple decided to take a hike for their first date. The man had a map that would lead them through the treacherous area but his map obviously was not as correct as he suspected it to be because they got lost…. Like really lost! Thankfully the couple was still in cell service area and was able to call the sheriff's department, as well as having the helicopter airlifting squad out practicing near their location. The helicopter found them and airlifted them to safety and a location they were familiar with. Another couple in Arizona had an explosive first date, literally. They were about to have a nice candle lit dinner until disaster struck. As Tiara Del Rio was about to light her scented candle the entire house blew up! There was a natural gas leak within her residence and the candle flame triggered making a huge explosion. Both she and her date fortunately made it out alive but not with third-degree- burns. Both are blessed to be alive and hopefully their second date with run more smoothly.

Slacker says that Steve is the master of first date disasters! He doesn't like the idea of going on a hike for the first date and doesn't understand how the California couple even got lost! He says that he had a first date that turned into a disaster after he tried to blow his dates mind by making her his special Moscow Mule. She loved the drink so much that she stole his Moscow Mule copper cups the next morning! He wants them back!

Steve says that he always has relations on the first late because "you should just get to the part to why you are both here." He doesn't understand why anyone would go on a hike on a first date! He also doesn't understand why anyone uses real candles anymore! He says use the fake ones so you don't catch on fire!

What made your first date a disaster?

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Intern Madison
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Worst Co-Worker

A department manager at the Lorain County Board of Developmental Disabilities resigned last week while under investigation for allegedly accessing a graphic sexual role-playing game and other inappropriate content on his personal computer while on county time. Jeffrey Neal, who served as director of the agency's service and support administration, was asked to resign during a July 14 meeting, Human Resources Director Tom Forhan said. Forhan said Neal was placed on paid administrative leave June 25 after complaints from fellow employees that he had showed them material of a sexual nature on his personal computer.
"It was inappropriate for the workplace, but not of a criminal nature," Forhan said. According to statements from his co-workers, Neal discussed with them a "raunchy" online game he was fond of playing. One co-worker wrote that Neal had increasingly been bringing his personal laptop to work with him and often had it up and running on his desk during the work day.

Arkansas Online claims an air traffic controller was recently found drunk and passed out in a Springdale control tower. Philip Maschek was charged with public intoxication. A city employee found him after a pilot who wanted to take off couldn't because the tower wasn't responding. Philip was topless. He failed field sobriety tests and was too intoxicated to climb down a ladder to leave the tower. Philip was wearing a black robe and house shoes when he was arrested.

Officers recently rushed to a gas station in Port St Lucie, Florida after receiving word that a robbery was in progress. The 'robber' was a clerk, who thought it would be funny to wear a mask and order his co-workers to the ground. The scared clerks later laughed about the joke and declined to press charges. The cops recognized the masked man and told him no more pranks.

A Georgia man (Anthony Dunton) poisoned his co-worker's water bottle with small amounts of Roundup weed killer.He poured small amounts of Roundup weed killer in his colleague's water bottle on at least four occasions. The 65-year-old told police he didn't want to kill the unnamed victim, only "mess with him'. His victim set up a hidden camera after noticing his water tasted strange and foamed when he shook the bottle. The camera caught Dunton sneaking off with the bottle on two different occasions. He was filmed wiping his fingerprints off the bottle in one of the recordings. He confessed when confronted by cops. The co-worker was treated for kidney pain but wasn't seriously hurt. Police jailed the prankster with four counts of felony assault.

Slacker thinks the lunch stealer is the ultimate worst person. If you didn't bring it in how dare you put it in your mouth! You know it's not yours.

Steve wants to know: how is it a joke to poison your coworkers? He likes the smell of roundup but he wouldn't eat it. He also loves the smell of gas and sharpies. He also says he signed his Audi so that his coworkers know it's his and can't try to take it.

What are your worst co-worker stories?

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Brutal Breakups

Brutal Break-ups:
  • "There was the guy that broke up with me JUST before I met his parents, and I had to sit through lunch with them for 3 hours afterwards. Then I got the bus home."
  • Sent me an album of pictures of her and the guy she left me for in all the places I had taken her
  • Email on Christmas Day. He said he wasn't physically attracted to me. This was three days after I lost my virginity to him.
  • She typed up a letter on a Word document and sent it as an attachment on a Facebook message, and texted me while I was at work to check my messages when I get home.
  • "He changed his number and blocked me from Facebook."
  • "He posted our breakup as his Facebook and tagged me in it."
  • "My fiancé did not show up for our wedding, which was on my birthday."
  • "My ex husband was cheating on me and, of course, I didn't know. He and his sister got into a huge fight and she said it in front of everybody. So, I guess since the cat was out the bag, he ended it all right then and there. Imagine my devastation!"
Slacker thinks that people break up on trips together because they realize they aren't compatible. That and they have to share a bathroom. Slacker remembers that we had a caller a few weeks ago where a girlfriend went out to lunch with her boyfriend and his mom and his mom broke up with her!

Steve thinks that it's acceptable to break up over Facebook or social media because letting the world know and your spouse at the same time is just killing two birds with one stone.

What are your brutal breakup stories?

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6p) Facebook Fails

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Social media is a dangerous realm that once you post something it is somewhere in the inter-web forever and your mistakes and fails will be forever known. Be careful what you do on your accounts because somewhere in the world someone is probably laughing at your fail, just like what we're about to do now! A London woman made a fake name for her Facebook account and they decided to lock her out, so the only reasonable solution was to legally change her name to her fake profile name! Smart! 30-year-old Jemma Rodgers changed her name to Jemmaroid Von LaaLaa! Talk about being dedicated to Facebook and making a huge fail! Another 30-year-old woman in Newport, Oregon decided to stab her 19-year-old girlfriend in the thigh after she made a Facebook post about her girlfriend's family being stupid! She victim received non-life threatening injuries and has decided not to hold a grudge against her girlfriend. Fails don't just happen on Facebook, they happen on Instagram as well! A man in Venezuela named Daniel Sanchez, who is a medical student decided to post a picture that would get him into hot water. He was in the delivery room and thought it was an opportune moment to take a selfie. He posted a picture of himself and the woman's mommy parts on his Instagram account and captioned the photo, "Lady I can deliver your baby but first let me take a selfie."

Slacker says that he took his kids to have their picture taken as an Old Fashioned theme. One of his kids was holding a gun and the other was holding a whisky bottle. He posted the picture of his kids and got caught under fire because of his children holding guns and alcohol. Slacker says that someone he knows was uploading photos on their Facebook and accidentally uploaded a very "personal" and "dirty" video that was not made for her husband. She was caught cheating and costed her, her marriage.

Steve says that he doesn't have a personal Facebook. He doesn't understand why the Venezuela man would post such a picture!

Lil' D had a co-worker that posted on her Facebook page that she wanted a divorce. She didn't take it down because she wanted her husband to find out.

What is your biggest Facebook fail?

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Intern Madison
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Bad Idea

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Sometimes when we think that we have a good idea it actually turns into a disaster and that is how bad ideas are produced and funny stories are to be told. A man in Dallas was working on house that was being renovated and stumbled across some buzzing wasps. He decided that it would be a good idea to burn down their nest with a fire source and some flammable liquid. He burnt down the nest and two other houses. Over $300,000 in damage was caused by the man's bad idea. Firefighters were able to contain the fire before it spread to any other house. A man at the San Diego International Airport decided to live on the edge and jump over two fences and run onto the runway. His shirt must have been holding him because the he was shirtless when the police arrested him. The police believed the man was under the influence of drugs or alcohol while making his bad idea into an actual event! AT least he provided some entertainment while people were waiting for their planes. A man in New York thought it would be a good idea to sleep on some railroad tracks. He was run over by a freight train but was miraculously uninjured. The 38-year-old man was heavily intoxicated when he went to snooze in the middle of the tracks. Hopefully he learned his lesson to not make bad decisions while drunk. An employee at a gas station in Florida thought it would be funny to scare his co-worker by putting on a mask and pretending to rob the place. After the police were called the other co-workers laughed off the bad idea and decided not to press charges. A German just wanted to play video games O.K.! The 23-year-old man admitted to officials that he gave his girlfriend sedative drugs so that he could continue to play video games with a friend. The woman arrived home from work that night and just wanted to relax and he wanted to play so he drugged her tea and she slept until the next afternoon. Her boyfriend then told her what he had done when she awoke and went to work. He became an ex really quick and is now in trouble with the authorities.

Slacker said the man in Dallas should have gone the coward way and bought some wasp spray instead of trying to burn it down. He says that when he was little and was moving from house to house his parents made him climb in the back of the truck and hold down all of their objects. He says that they were too poor to afford bungee cords so he took their place.

Steve says that he likes wasp spray because it is cool and fun and you can spray nests from 20 feet away!

What is the worst idea you have ever had?

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Intern Madison
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OPP: Mom Came Out

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Marissa's mom just dropped a bombshell on her. She not only divorced her dad but she came out of the closet. She says that she is a completely different person and is dressing different. Marissa feels like she has been lied to all of her life and feels a deep betrayal by her mom. Her dad feels deeply saddened but they have not talked about the situation together. She has no idea how to move on with her mother and how to act around her because she is so confused as to what is going on in her life. Her mom has even starting to date women and the situation just is awkward and yet devastating. She doesn't know how much more of her life is a lie.

Slacker says not to cut her mother off because her mom is going through something really hard herself. He says that the problem with coming out late in life is the destruction it does to everyone around them. He says that maybe her dad knew and they made a pact to stay together until Marissa was old enough to handle her mother's decision.

Steve says that she should be supportive of her mom however he could not imagine how he would react if his mother was in the same situation. He thinks that the situation would be tough for Marissa but she shouldn't be mean to her mother.

What should Marissa do? How can she move forward with her mom?

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GMD: Dancing Queen

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Tim caught his girlfriend doing something that crossed the line while he was at his friend's bachelor party! He says that he was going bar hoping with his friends and his girlfriend Chloe decided to do the same! He stumbled upon Chloe dancing on another guy on the dance floor! She says that the guy she was dancing with came up behind her and he insinuated the dancing. Chloe also thinks that Tim is overreacting because all girl's dance on other guys when they are in relationships. She says it's just a normal girl thing! She says that she had some drinks, flirted a bit, and just had a great time! Tim doesn't think the situation is right and is ready to end their relationship. He says that he was good at the bachelor party and did nothing to make Chloe question their relationship! The only way he is considering to stay with Chloe is if he is convinced that dancing on another man truly is a "girl thing."

Slacker says that girls just want to dance but it seems that dancing on another guy is crossing the line. He says that the only way Tim can be questioning Chloe is if he was absolutely perfect at the bachelor party.

Steve says that Chloe wouldn't be happy if she walked in on Tim dancing with another woman. He says that girls go out and just want affirmation that they are still wanted by the opposite sex and that's the reason as to why girls dance with other men while they are in a relationship!

Whose side are you on?

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Snake Stories

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Snakes are one of the most feared among the population. Why? Because they are extremely scary! A man in San Diego however didn't think so and needed a selfie that would exceed all others. He took a selfie with a rattlesnake who didn't want to be Instagramed. The man received a massive bite to his arm and he had to be rushed to two different hospitals for anti-venom treatments. I don't know which is scarier, his encounter with the snake or his doctors bill! His bill came out to $153,000 dollars. A small fortune lost all because of a selfie. A man in Taipei was so terrified of snakes that he sold his car because of one! The man spotted a snake in his car and then lost it! He was unable to find the snake so he decided the most reasonable thing was to take it to a dealership to trade it in! He says that he saw a "black snake tail." He even called the fire department and they ripped his car apart but still found no signs of a serpent. His car was sold and he was relieved! A new survey found that between men and women that the most common biggest fear is the fear of snakes! Are you afraid?

Slacker thinks there should be an entire week dedicated to snakes like shark week! He says that his kids are afraid to go hiking because of snakes. He says that he had a friend that took a woman home from the bar and said, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable." He says that she came back wearing nothing but the snake. He says talk about "performance anxiety!"

Steve says the reason why he doesn't hike is because he doesn't want to get "stabbed" by a snake.

Lil' D quotes the popular saying about snakes "Yellow next to black your jack, black next to red, your dead!"

What is your scary snake encounter?

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Intern Madison
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Worst First Impression

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First impressions are everything because they will set the tone for the further situation and relationship. However, sometimes bad impressions just happen depending on many factors, but what happens when you have a bad first impression? Some say you can come back from a bad first impression but with it takes a lot of work and dedication to win of the individual or situation. Here is a list that will save you from making a bad first impression:
How To Make An Amazing First Impression
1. Figure out what kind of an impression you want to make first
2. Concentrate on body language
3. Make the person you're talking to feel like the best human in the world
4. Don't be too cool for school
5. Wear something you feel hot in

Slacker says that he got onto the elevator and it stunk so badly. He says that the last person to get off before him says, that the smell on the elevator swore that it wasn't him!

Steve says that he always makes a good first impression and never has to worry!

What did you do to make the worst first impression?

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OPP: On Again, Off Again

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Today's OPP is from Candy!

Yi! My mother met a guy through an online dating site three years ago. They fell in love and she moved across the country to be with him. But within a year their relationship deteriorated and she moved out. When they broke up my mom was crushed and made sure that my sister, aunt, and I were on her side and hated him. Then they got back together and she would want us to love him again and call him and play family again. Then they broke up and got back together a few more times and each time would expect us to either love him or hate him. Then after the latest break up they got back together and eloped. Now she's guilt tripping us for not loving him and acting like he's our family. How do we tell her that we feel like this is temporary, or that we actually don't like or trust her husband? Or should we bite our tongues and just play nice to make her happy? -Candy

Slacker says that you should support your mom until you get to a point of time where she is making bad decisions and at that point you should be able to communicate your problems with her. He says that you shouldn't have to pretend to like someone even though you know a bad relationship is on a timer.

Steve says that they don't want to look like they are not supportive of their mom because that would be damaging to their relationship. He says that he justifies pretending to like someone and also justifies communicating to someone when they have an issue.

Should she tell her mom the truth or just play nice and pretend to treat him like he is a part of the family?

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Simple Pleasure

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Simple pleasures in life are the best and we all have them. Some are completely normal and some are not! We found a list of eight simple pleasures that we forget to enjoy! Do you remember to enjoy these!

8 Simple Pleasures You Are Forgetting To Enjoy
1. Morning cup of coffee
2. Your commute to work
3. Laughter
4. Finding a quiet place to sit
5. Music
6. Sweet treats
7. Sunsets
8. Friends and family

Slacker says that his simple pleasure in life is when he is doing laundry and as he his getting ready to pull his clothes out of the dryer, his washing machine goes off at the same time so both are ready to be loaded and unloaded at the same time. He says that he also enjoys pulling off the plastic casing to a Claritan bottle. He says that his son has really bad allergies and they go through bottles in the summer time. Slacker says he always volunteers to open the bottle.

Steve says that his simple pleasure is when he is at the ATM and it gives him brand new bills that only one other person has touched! He says he loves when bills are nice and crisp and stick together.

Lil' D says that his simple pleasure in life is when his shower is at the perfect temperature at the right time. He says that it takes his shower a bit to get the hot water to it so he leaves it running for a minute. He says that he loves when he leaves it running but forgets to check the temperature and he gets in anyway and it is perfectly warm.

What are your simple pleasures in life?

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Intern Madison
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Secret Menu

McDonald's secret menu:
-McGangbang
- Monster Mac
-The Land Air and Sea Burger
-Poor Man's Big Mac
-Big McChicken
-Neapolitan Milkshake
-McKinley Mac
-The All American Burger
-The McCrepe
-The Mc 10:35
-McNugget Dipping Sauces
-Chicken McGriddle
-Two Cheeseburger Meal
-Fries with Big Mac Sauce
-Grilled Cheese Sandwich
-The Pie McFlurry
-Root Beer Float
-The McLeprechaun
-Biscuits and Gravy

Slacker doesn't like Big Macs because of the creamy sauce. He wants to know if the McKinley mac is ordered by that name? They use bigger patties on it so you basically get a massive Big Mac. There is also a poor man's Big Mac where you order two dollar menu quarter pounders and ask them for big mac sauce. Slacker wants to go try a suicide burger at Wendy's despite that he will be eating 4 days' worth of calories! He also would like Starbucks to deliver him a Nutella Frappuccino. He thinks that if it's called a secret menu that the employees should know how to make them.

Steve wants to know what is in the "Hulk" at Taco Bell. He also thinks that Lil D has something wrong with him for liking the strawberry in Neapolitan ice-cream.

What are secrets of your work?.


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Going to Hell

A New Hampshire man has been arrested after allegedly stealing the purse of an 87-year-old woman while she was attending church. Steve Doiron, 27, of Manchester, reportedly entered the First Congressional Church on Union Street halfway through Sunday service on July 12. He allegedly stole the purse from the pew while the woman was standing during the service

The office manager of a Hendersonville assisted living facility has been charged with identity theft and stealing more than $60,000 from a 78-year-old resident.

A music graduate with absolutely no medical background was given work as a doctor in a prison and a GP's surgery after stealing the identity of a fully-qualified doctor who had the same first name. Oluwadamilola Opemuyi treated no fewer than 91 patients before being ousted as a fraudster.
Shane Wilson, of Cadge Road, Norwich, was sentenced at the city's Crown Court yesterday after pleading guilty to one count of theft and one count of burglary. The court heard how Wilson went to an address in Ryrie Court on Monday, April 13 claiming that he was collecting for charity. The elderly resident allowed Wilson to enter her home before retrieving her purse from her handbag and gave him a cash donation. Wilson offered to put the woman's purse back into her bag and then asked for a drink of water. He went into the kitchen but then left the property taking the woman's purse with him

Steve says that he and Slacker lied about going to a charity event to get out of hanging out with someone. He also thinks that the girls who had their lemonade stand robbed should have had some kind of security in place.

Slacker says he steals money from his kid's piggy banks to pay the babysitter. He says that since his parents always give his kids $2 bills he has paid a babysitter twenty five $2 bills. He also knows that Steve as a kid would go around and collect money for charity and then use the money to buy pot.

What is your going to hell story?
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OPP: He's Going to Find Out

Today's OPP is from Candy. She is a member of Ashley Madison, the cheating website for married people that was recently hacked. She's afraid that if the hackers do decide to publish the sites members that she will be busted. She says that she had her affair when things were bad in her marriage and she wasn't being fulfilled but that it ended up pushing her back to her husband and making her realize how good she has it.

Steve thinks she should ride the lie. He thinks that she should say that her and her girlfriends were curious and made an account to check it out and that a friend used her account to hook up with guys.

Slacker thinks that she sounds like she's trying to be the victim even though she is the one who cheated. He also thinks that it's ironic that she thinks it's weird that they would make a lie of a story when she had the affair.

What should Candy do? Ride the lie or confess to her affair?
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Shouldn't Be Alive

A world champion surfer stopped a shark from attacking him by punching the beast in the back. Surfing legend Mick Fanning fought off the animal during the final round of the J-Bay Open in South Africa. He described the moment he realized the shark was behind him as terrifying, saying: 'I was waiting for the teeth to come at me.' Footage released by the World Surf League shows the shark's fin rise from the water before following Mr Fanning as he paddled out of the shallows. The three-time world champion was knocked off his board before he tried to use it as a shield to keep the shark from biting him. The clips ends with officials hauling him into a rescue boat.
Colorado Springs police say a stuffed Minion toy helped save a 5-year-old girl's life after she fell out of a third-story apartment window. The girl broke her arm, but police say the toy cushioned her fall. Minions are small, yellow cartoon creatures that became popular from the computer-animated comedy film "Despicable Me." Police said the girl was playing in her room when she fell backward out of her bedroom window. She dropped about three stories to the ground. The girl was treated and released and authorities ruled the fall accidental.
A drunk man who climbed into a crocodile enclosure in Australia and attempted to ride a 16ft long crocodile has survived his encounter. The man, Michael Newman, climbed over a fence and tried to sit on the 1,800 lb saltwater crocodile. The crocodile, called Fatso, bit the 36-year-old's leg, tearing chunks of flesh from him as he straddled the reptile. He received surgery to serious wounds to his leg and is recovering in hospital, police say.
He had been thrown out of a pub in the town of Broome for being too drunk. The man later staggered back to the pub bleeding heavily. Pub manager Mark Phillips said staff told him that the man reappeared at about 11pm with bits of bark hanging off him and flesh gouged out of his limbs.
Steve thinks that punching a shark in the back was a cheap shot. Steve says that you're supposed to punch a shark in the side; you should land on your side when you fall and that if you point an alligator or crocodile's head to the sun that they will fall asleep and be temporarily paralyzed. Slacker says Steve is apparently an expert at cheating death from what he has seen on TV.
Slacker says he thinks it shows how awful we are as a human species that windows screens have a warning that say "will not protect a child from falling out a window".
What is your shouldn't be alive story?
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Work Damage

A toll collector was fired in Boca Grande, Florida, after paying someone's toll for them. The 77-year-old man had worked for the agency for nearly 30-years. But he was let go after he charged a trailer driver too little last week, and when he realized his mistake, he paid the five dollars owed out of his own pocket. He says it was something he did from time to time if a driver didn't have enough cash.

The co-owner of a Blaine, Washington, marijuana store says a simple math error caused an employee to sell pot to a minor during a state compliance check. The violation means Evergreen Cannabis will face a 10-day suspension or a $2,500 fine from the state Liquor Control Board.
Co-owner and manager Jacob Lamont says the customer's identification showed a birth date only a couple months shy of 21. He says the employee "did her own math, and that was the problem." Lamont says the store has been making changes to prevent such mistakes in the future. As Lamont puts it, "It's not like I hire really shady people, it's just that they're human."

Several hours after dropping his car off at a Nissan dealership, an employee at a Taco Bell in California found two mechanics in his vehicle in the drive-thru lane. "I was just livid in my mind, you know, having something like that happen to you," Randy Jones said. He had taken his Nissan 350Z to the Raceway Nissan dealership earlier in the day to have some work done. "My heart was racing because I'm like I'm not paying them nearly $300 just to drive in my vehicle," he said. The dealership said the mechanics did violate policy. Their standard test-drive route is 4.8 miles, and the two mechanics drove Jones' car a distance of close to seven miles.
Raceway Nissan did not want to appear on camera, but the service manager said he's bent over backward to make Jones happy, and that the two mechanics have since been fired. Raceway Nissan towed Jones' car to another dealership, where the work was completed for free.

Steve says that mechanics have to test drive a car! The drive through tests the breaks and engine!
Lil D says he actually read the article and that the real loop was a 6 mile route around the dealership-not to Taco Bell!

Slacker's favorite story was someone who worked for an astrological space engineering company and broke a $5 million satellite when it was leaning against a wall. He thinks it wasn't his fault because who would put anything worth that much leaning against a wall?!

What work damage have you done?
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OPP: Friend Hitting on My Kid

Yi guys! My son is 17 and enjoying his summer spending a lot of time at our community pool. I came home from work the other day and saw something that I was outraged by. I have a friend that lives a few doors down from us. She is home during the day and was aggressively hitting on my son at the pool. She pulled her chair right next to him and was openly checking out his body. I was farther away so I couldn't hear what was said, but she was definitely saying things that were making my son blush. I was outraged that she would even try something like that, but I didn't want to make a scene at the pool. What do I say to her? Should I confront her? What should I say to my son?
Thanks,
Jen

Slacker thinks 17 year old boys blush at about anything. He wonders if suburbia moms are hitting on the youngins at the pool for a confidence boost or if maybe Jen is being a little too sensitive? He thinks that the cougar movement got really popular but there's a really ugly side to it since the younger boy has a mom the same age.

Steve thinks that maybe Jen is a little paranoid and that she should talk to her son first. The whole situation could be just as innocent as it is creepy. Technically in a few years Jen's son is going to be fair game and it wouldn't be all that creepy when he comes home from college and is 23.


Who should she confront and talk to about this situation?

*****Yi guys!! In case you didn't hear the rest of this segment on air, we made a decision to reverse the gender of this OPP to see if it changed the conversation. This OPP was actually from John who witnessed his male neighbor hit on his 17yo daughter. Do you think this changes the situation?
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Wish I Didn't Know

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A study in Hawaii actually found that fecal contamination is more prevalent in sand than in water. Furthermore, modern pollution monitoring focuses on local water and the potential contaminants that may be floating within. As heavy rains, storms and later, flooding, taint bodies of water from sewage runoff, this increases disease-spreading fecal bacteria.
Previous studies have suggested that more fecal contaminants are found in the beach sand exposed to sewage than in waves that come up onto the shore, confirming similar results in this study.

Some extremely disturbing and disgusting facts:
-FDA regulations allow 10 insects and 35 fruit fly eggs per 8 oz. of raisins
- They also allow 1 pound of peanut butter to contain 150 bug fragments and 5 rodent hairs
- Your desk, kitchen sink, grocery cart, cellphone, restaurant menu, and ATM all have more bacteria than your toilet bowl
- 20% of office coffee mugs contain fecal matter (University of Arizona study)
- 16% of cell phones have poop on them (London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine)
- Depending on the brand of toilet paper you use to wipe, the fecal matter can travel through up to 10 layers
- According to the FDA the average person consumes a pound of insects per year, mostly mixed into other foods
- More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria can be exchanged in one kiss
- Most of what we know about the stages of hypothermia came to us from Nazi human experiments
- Ice machines in restaurants are usually not cleaned. They even have a part called a slime guard and if you saw it on a bad day you would never get ice again
- The average mattress doubles in weight over the course of 10 years due to accumulation of dust mites and dust mite poop
- 15% of the air you breathe in an average metro station is human skin

Slacker says he is never going to the beach again and that if he has to hear the words "fecal matter" again he's to hurl. Slacker says that his parents had friends who were swingers who were trying to lure his parents in to their love life. When he was over these people also let him swim in their hot tub! He says now that he's older and realizes what was going on, that he is traumatized by hot tubs.

Steve says that he had an ex-girlfriend who had a horse die while they were together. She was moving the horse across country and the floor board of the horse trailer fell through. For hundreds of miles the horse's leg was stuck being drug against the ground. He says he still gets uneasy when he sees horse trailers on the highway.

What is something that you wish you didn't know?
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Anyone Listening Who

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It's that time again for Anyone Listening Who! We play this game every week during the summer and we are keeping track of who wins! The guys will each tell a topic that they think that most of you can relate to!

Slacker thinks that most of you have a traumatic experience on a trampoline.

Steve thinks that most of you have had your spouse disappear on you for days.

Lil' D thinks that most of you have stolen something big!

Slacker says that he found a story that includes a video! A UK man jumped from a two story window onto the trampoline. He didn't have a good outcome. A man in Australia also snapped his leg off at his ankle after landing wrong on the trampoline!

Steve has a friend that had her husband disappear on her. She told Steve that he said he was going to Home Depot and then all of the sudden he was missing for three days. She was calling and text him with no response she thought he was dead. On the third day of being gone he reappeared as if nothing happened. He just said to her that he needed to get away. She is not divorcing her.

Lil' D found a story that involved a man that stole a hearse at a funeral! Thankfully the body was not inside the car. Another man in Florida walked into a hospital and stole a hospital bed. He just walked right in, grabbed the bed, and walked out. No one noticed at the time. Lil' D says that he disappeared on his wife right before they were getting married. He says that he was out getting groceries and it turned into a two day video game, drinking binge with an old buddy! She was mad to say the least but she still married him.

Who knows you better? Which of these topics can you most relate to? What is your story?

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Which Sex Would You Be?

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Having the ability to urinate wherever you would like sounds pretty nice in emergency situations! That is a pro to being a man! Having the ability to use your mommy parts to get out of a sticky situation is awesome! Pros to being a woman! Periods are definitely a con to the female gender, but on average men have more body hair. Which is worse? We started thinking, if you could pick a gender would you stay with the chromosomes you have or would you add an extra X or an extra Y? We found an article that communicates to women what you should be learning from the men in this world. Here's the list!
  1. Men get to the point
  2. Men don't hold grudges
  3. Men externalize their failures'
  4. Men are focused and persistent
  5. Men have no problem being assertive
  6. Men are less complicated than women

Slacker says that he would be a woman if he could choose! He says there is too much pressure to be a mainly man! He says that if he cries it is not accepted by society and he just wants to embrace his emotions. He doesn't think that women have a higher pain threshold then a man because he says that they always claim they have to endure child birth, but he says that baby is going to come out either way! He says to truly test this they need to drop a boulder on a man and woman's arms, hook their brains up to a machine and test the pain tolerance.

Steve says that he would stay a man! He says that he loves having the ability to pee wherever he wants! He also thinks that the statistic that show that women are better drivers is completely wrong because they didn't factor everything in as to how male's drive.

If you could pick your gender which would you be and why? What are the pros and cons to being a male or a female?

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House Guest From Hell

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We have all had that one houseguest that will never be invited back. Maybe they broke your new flat screen TV or puked everywhere without cleaning it up after partying too hard. Or maybe they swindled you out of 64,000 dollars for claiming your house was haunted like Fall City man, Steven Sumey. Sumey schemed up a plan to stage a haunted house so the homeowners (his family) would give him the desired amount of money to cleanse the house. The "haunting" lasted for months. Windows were shattered, trucks dented, glued down items to tables and walls, food coloring splattered across the walls, facets left on, and lawn fires were all of the "strange happenings." Over the course of four months, his family gave him 64,000 dollars! Talk about a house guest from hell!

Slacker says that he had a house guest from hell after he handed him his Wi-Fi password. His brother-in-law was the guest. He racked up bills from porn companies! Slacker was so mad! Not only was he taking up his Wi-Fi and Wi-Fi speed, he was also surfing porn websites in his guest room, doing that one thing!

Steve says it's rude to perform the act above (alone time) in another person's house! He says that it is okay to have relations in another person's house though.

Have you ever had a house guest from hell? What did they do?

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OPP: Kids in Profile Picture

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Today's OPP is from Erica!

I got divorced last December. I am ready to date again and plan on joining several dating sites. My friends and I disagree on profile protocol. I want to post pictures of my children because they are the most important thing in my life and I need potential boyfriends to know we are a package deal. My friends are split over whether or not it's a good idea to post pics of your kids. Some say it will scare men off while others say it attracts pervs. Other friends say it is a good idea so men will know what they are getting into. What are your thoughts on this? Can you ask your listeners what they think? –Erica

Slacker says that all Steve does all day is stalk girls on Facebook. He says he hopes that men don't choose to go out with women with kids in their profile pictures just to get to the kids. He wants to know all of the rules of dating with kids and an ex-spouse. He says there are many rules as to what happens in that circumstance.

Steve says that all of the dating sites he goes to, half of the women include their kids in their profile pictures. He says that he doesn't care if women have kids in their profile pictures because he just knows at his age most of the women his age have had previous marriages with children involved. He says that if he were in his 20's he would be turned off by women with kids because he is young and can choose to be more selective. He prefers women with kids because he doesn't have to be the women's number one priority. Steve does say however if he dates women with kids he assumes he will be paying for the children, like daycare and such.

Should Erica include her children in her profile picture?

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GMD: Porn Stash

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We all know about the dreaded "talk" from your parents. It's even harder giving when as a parent because talking the birds and the bees can be extremely awkward. But when is the right time? Dennis and Karen are having trouble coming to an agreeable time especially since they found something in their teenage boy's room. He is 15-years-old. Dennis and Karen stumbled upon his porn stash. She thinks that because he has a porn stash he will be soon or already is sexually active. She thinks that they need to talk the birds and the bees. Karen says that his porn stash was revolting and has no idea how she got his magazines and DVD's. She doesn't want her son to perceive women in this light because she doesn't want him to get a wrong idea. Dennis thinks they should just let the situation go because it is normal at that age to view porn and it doesn't mean that he is or will be sexually active anytime soon. Karen wants to nip this in the bud but hasn't confronted him about it yet. She doesn't want him to be a porn addict at such a young age. Dennis thinks that it's just natural and Karen wouldn't understand because she never had to undergo with the crazy hormones. He doesn't think his porn stash is good but it isn't abnormal. He says that his porn stash isn't too crazy and is not headed down a weird path.

Slacker says that he remembers being that age and he was engaging in the normal teenage boy things. He says that if they are going to have a talk it cannot come from Karen; it has to come from Dennis. He says that his mom found his stash and just took it. She didn't say anything and they just moved on from the situation.

Steve says that Dennis needs to have the talk because it would be extra awkward coming from the mother figure. He says that he found it to be awkward when he found out that his porn stash was better than his dad's.

When is the right time to have "the talk?" Whose side are you on?

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As Seen On TV

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As Seen On TV products can be interesting. It's like playing Russian roulette when buying a product because they either work wonderfully or they just work terribly! The As Seen On TV company is in hot water with the state of New Jersey and will have to pay them 550,000 thousand dollars for scamming customers! They made it extremely difficult for customers to return their purchased products and get their money back. That got us thinking! We wanted to know what items were worth the money and which ones weren't! Here's a list of As Seen on TV items that are totally not worth the money!

Top 10 Worst As Seen on TV Products

1. Uro Club
2. The Back Up
3. Better Marriage Blanket
4. Fridge Locker
5. Kush Support
6. CitiKity
7. Instant Arm Lift
8. The Broccoli Wad
9. Booty Pop
10. Potty Patch

Slacker says that As Seen On TV products are the dumbest inventions and products ever! He doesn't know how people get suckered into them! He thinks half of them don't work and the other half he doesn't need because he has an item close to it at home!

Steve says that Slacker's life would improve if he started buying As Seen On TV products. He says that the products are so fantastic that they started selling them at Target! He says that Slacker needs an Aqua Globe for his house plants.

Lil' D says that he uses As Seen On TV products. He just bought a product that scrapes the buildup off of their grills. He says that they have a whole section dedicated to As Seen On TV products in Target! He says that he had an Aqua Globe in college because it's the only thing that kept his plants alive because you don't need to remember to water them.

What is the best purchase you have made on an As Seen on TV product? What is the worst?
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Locked Out

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Getting locked out of something… well sucks, but sometimes he can suck even more depending on where you are and if you are wearing clothes! Country singer Carrie Underwood had to break into her own car after her dog accidentally stepped on the lock button, but that wasn't just bad, her son was also in the car! She began to freak out and her motherly instinct kicked in! She decided to break her car window! Everything turned out fine besides her broken window. She even got a laugh after the lock out was over to post the situation on Twitter. A man was caught on a security camera in a hotel after they saw him lock himself out of his room naked! He was quickly trying to put his room service tray on the ground but in doing so the door shut. He was alone in the room with no one to let him. With nearby people he started to cover up his daddy parts with a small hand towel. A mother and child began to walk by so he booked it for the elevator to conceal his naked self. The security guards thought the footage was so funny that they posted it on YouTube and since then it has become a huge hit!

Slacker says that his car won't let him lock his keys inside of his car when his keys are in the ignition. He says that he could break into Steve's house because he knows where all of his hide-a-keys are!

Steve says that he has a hide-a-key to his house so he will never get locked out.

Have you ever locked yourself out in an embarrassing situation?

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OPP: Leaving a Cheater

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Lilly has been with her significant other for a while and he can't seem to treat her right. He has cheated on her multiple times. She told him that if cheats on her again she will leave him immediately. Well he cheated on her again and she is going back on her promise. He is being very remorseful and sorry and she loves him a lot. She doesn't want to throw away two years away. She doesn't have the strength to leave him and is trying to justify reasons to stay with him. She thinks he is a really good guy and mistakes happen. She is afraid of losing him because he is a really great guy. He says that when he cheated on her it was on a drunk night and he just slipped up!

Slacker says if you get by with something bad why stop? If they know they can cheat and not have consequences then they will continue to do it. He says that she is devaluing herself. He thinks that she knows the answer but is afraid to say it out loud.

Steve says that Lilly is making excuses for him and needs tough love to leave him. He thinks that she needs to leave him because he will keep cheating on her.

Is once a cheater always a cheater? Should give him another chance or cut ties?

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Junk Injuries

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Our junk is important and male or female, we try best to not injury it, but sometimes it happens! Channing Tatum received a severe burn to his manhood back in 2001 while he was shooting the movie "The Eagle." His assistant was pouring hot water on him in his wet suit so he could stay warm, but she poured the scalding hot water on is junk. He says, ''Every time I'm cold I think about it. It's not one of those traumatic experiences that you block out. No, it's real and it's never ever forgotten. Though I still look at it as one of the funniest stories - just not one of the funniest experiences. I was just trying to hold my sanity together, just crying, just screaming in pain. I'll never forget what the medic said. He was this sweet, older guy and he was like, 'I know it's no consolation now, mate, but it's a good thing it hurts so much, as otherwise you've got nerve damage - and then you've really got a problem.' There's nothing more humbling than sitting with your very burnt, blistered manhood, and a bunch of Scottish emergency room guys staring down at your junk. I remember thinking, 'This is the worst Friday night ever.'" A man in China cut off his own manhood on a drunken night when he was thinking about his divorce from his wife. He was so drunk that he says he cut it off and was surprised when he didn't feel a thing. He threw his junk into the river and was taken to the hospital when a passerby found him severely bleeding. A woman in the UK has been awarded 144,000 dollars because the doctors left a swab in her mommy parts during her delivery. She says that it was a painful experience and wouldn't wish that upon her worst enemy!

Slacker says that he wouldn't commit suicide by cutting off his manhood! He says that he is fond of his junk. He says that he will injure his junk if he rewarded at the minimum 20 million dollars.

Steve says that he luckily has never had a severe junk injury!

Have you injured your junk? What is the worst thing that has happened to your junk?

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Swallowed

  • Simon Hooper wanted to propose to his girlfriend, but didn't want to pay for a ring. So he visited a jeweler in Dorchester, England. While the jeweler was distracted, Hooper swallowed a platinum ring! Hooper was arrested and x-rayed, but police had to wait for three days for the "evidence" to emerge.
  • 18-year-old Chris Foster, a student at Bournemouth University, had been drinking and didn't want the night of partying to end. So to prevent his friends from taking him back to his dormitory, he swallowed his room key!
  • Yang Dingcai, in southeast China says 40 years of swallowing tree frogs and rats live has helped him avoid intestinal complaints and made him strong.
  • A girl from Foshan, China, swallowed down more than 20 cobblestones in a moment of anger after a big quarrel with her boyfriend.
  • A 76-year-old woman in Great Britain was admitted to the hospital after complaining of diarrhea and weight loss. A felt-tipped pen was removed from her stomach after she had accidentally swallowed it some 25 years earlier. She had been using it to check out something unusual on her tonsils on one occasion, and had the misfortune of slipping and falling on the floor, making her ingest the pen. Once removed the pen still worked!
  • 52-year-old Margaret Daalman, checked into the hospital complaining of a stomach ache. X-rays revealed 78 distinct pieces of cutlery — literally "dozens of forks and spoons"
  • A dog in Pennsylvania had to undergo surgery to remove 62 hair bands, eight pairs of underwear and a bandage that it had swallowed.
Steve thinks it sounds like the dog that ate all the hair bands ate Brett Michaels.
Slacker does not understand how someone could accidentally swallow a spoon! In his mind he thinks there is no conceivable way it could happen. His dog has eaten dry wall before but he thinks it was an attempt to escape.

What weird things have you or your pets swallowed?

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Hillbilly Hookups

US Marshals employee was caught having sex on the roof of a federal building in Pennsylvania.
A nearby resident took pictures of the incident because he thought the freakie couple had broken into the building. US Marshals confirmed the employee's involvement and said the incident is being investigated.

A Minivan driver who smashed in to the back of a van was pleasuring herself with a sex toy. The woman, who was said to be in her 30s, was spotted on video holding a Rabbit-like sex toy and buttoning up her trousers after hitting the back of a stationary fish van. She had been stuck in traffic when her vehicle lurched forward in to the back of the M & J Seafood van in front. But it was only when the firm's management went to check footage on their vehicle's rear camera that they realized what had happened. A source was reported as saying: "A driver was called into the office and feared he was getting the sack. He'd been on his first shift after looking for work for ages. "The bosses told him it wasn't his fault and then said 'Have you seen this?'. They all had a good laugh. Apparently the lady was pretty fit." The business, which refused to ID the driver or release the video, added: "The matter is in the hands of our insurers."

Slacker says that he hooked up with a now famous country music star in a glass elevator going up to his room at a hotel in Kentucky! He says he also knows people have hooked up in foam pits at jump houses. Now whenever his kids go jump in those pits he sprays them head to toe with Lysol afterwards.

Steve says his craziest hookup was in a national park on his car. It's illegal to do but he was mostly worried about scratching the paint on his car! Steve thinks that he wouldn't be able to hook up in a weird spot like a Ferris wheel. He says it would be too cold.

Where's the most hillbilly spot you've ever hooked up?
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OPP: Bully Daughter

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Today's OPP is from Cynthia. She is a single mother and has been raising her daughter to grow into a strong and independent young lady. But now, Cynthia fears that her daughter is using these skills to bully other kids, specifically boys. She wants to have her daughter be a strong girl that thinks for and stands up for herself. However, she is struggling with the balance of teaching her to be tough but not too tough.
Slacker was bullied as a kid and he says that it was awful but that he would rather have his kids be bullied then be a bully. He says that bullies turn into losers while the kids that were bullied and stepped on work harder to get ahead and turn out more successful. He thinks it's great that Cynthia wants to make a change because so many parents these days don't acknowledge that their kids are bullies. He says that kids at this age are so impressionable. When you tell a kid that they are being bad or acting wrong they really take it to heart and it can tear them down.

Steve says that her daughter sees her empowerment and is running amuck. She has learned that she has power. Steve thinks that Cynthia is afraid that she has just given her the tools to be cruel and have a negative view on boys.

What do you think Cynthia should do?

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Cheapskate

James McElvar, 19, is a singer in boy band Rewind. He fell ill on an EasyJet flight from Stansted, Essex to his home city of Glasgow. The Sun reports that McElvar wore 12 layers of clothing after facing an additional charge of £45 for having too many bags. The newspaper states that McElvar "became violently ill and suffered a fit" with "an off-duty paramedic treating him as passengers looked on". "I thought I was a goner and that I was having a heart attack," the singer told The Sun. In all, McElvar wore six T-shirts, five jumpers, three pairs of jeans, two sweat pants, two jackets and two hats.

Slacker alleged that Steve is so mad about how long his contractor has taken to do his remodel that he paid him in change. But Steve claims that he just fell short on cash and had to make up the balance in his spare change! But he does admit that he asked his contractor for the Tupperware that the change was in back because it was his favorite.

Slacker and Steve were out eating sushi and they ordered more than they could eat. When the server came to pick up their dishes Steve asked if she would eat what was left. She said she often does! Slacker wants to know how many servers would actually admit to eating other people's food? Slacker says he's been cheap at points in his life. He admits that in his house they reuse their frozen ego waffles ziplock bags and occasionally he will circle the block looking for a free meter.

What are your cheapskate stories?

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Hormone Horrors

A pregnant Arkansas woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend with a pair of scissors after the couple apparently argued about a grilled cheese sandwich. The alleged victim told Jonesboro cops that his girlfriend got angry with him while he was trying to cook a grilled cheese sandwich as a midnight snack on July 7. He gave his story to the cops in the emergency room of a local hospital, where he received treatment for stab wounds.

Slacker admits that he is hormonal and says he cried when he watched a video where a guy pays for others groceries. When his wife was pregnant and hormonal he claims he had to search 15 gas stations in 10 counties to find the deli mustard pretzels. When he found them at a trucker gas station and says he bought about 40 bags. Another time his PMSing wife cried when she burned the quesadillas. He says he can't leave her alone with melted cheese anymore.

Steve claims he hardly cries, but that Lil D is heartless and cold and never has emotions at all.
What are your hormone horror stories?

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OPP: Too Old to Have a Baby

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I got pregnant and had a baby when I was 23. I really wasn't ready at the time and it knocked me down pretty hard. We were broke and my daughter's dad wasn't in the picture so I told myself I wasn't going to have another baby until I had a more stable life. I'm now 44 and and married and in a much better situation. I would really like to have a second baby. I think it would be amazing to be pregnant again and have a baby that we could call our own. I told some friends and they all said I shouldn't even think about it at my age. They even kind of chastised me for thinking about taking the risk. I don't feel too old and I think it's the perfect time. What do you guys think? Is 44 too old to have another baby?
Natalie

Slacker says that everyone he knows that had a child in their 40's has had Down syndrome babies. He thinks that maybe she should just adopt. He always wanted to be a father which seems selfish, but that kids shouldn't be someone's hobby. He isn't sure if they know what they really are talking about and need other people to voice their opinions.

Steve says that it sounds selfish that just because you want a baby you would be willing to risk the baby's health and life. He thinks that maybe just because you can, doesn't mean that you should.

What do you think about Natalie having a baby at 44?
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Lifehacks

According to dermatologists rubbing egg white wash on sunburn will take the burn and sting away! Here are some other lifehacks we found:
  • Use hairspray to remove stains on clothes
  • When filling your car with gas hold the trigger half way- youll get more gas and less air in the tank
  • Tuesdays at 3pm, six weeks before your flight is when tickets are the cheapest
  • Rubbing a glue stick on a bug bite will prevent itching
  • Eating 10-12 almonds is the equivalent of taking asprin for a headache
  • If you have a stuffy nose- press your tongue to the top of your mouth and place a thumb between your eyebrows for 20 seconds and your nose will clear
  • Eating an orange before working out keeps you hydrated and prevents sore muscles
  • When trying to quit smoking go to a sauna 3x a week to sweat out the nicotine and reduce cravings
  • When you're at the airport add "?.jpg" at the end of a url to bypass expensive wifi in the airport.
  • Use toothpaste to clear up foggy headlights on your car
  • Switch your phone to airplane mode to make it charge faster
  • Use nail polish remover to clean the stains off tennis shoes
  • Placing an envelope in the freezer for an hour will unseal it in case you forgot to include something
  • To clean your microwave with a bowl of water for 3 minutes to make everything be easy to wipe off
  • You can use a crayon as a candle
  • You can turn off your gag reflex by squeezing your left thumb
  • Stick your fingers in your ears for a few seconds to get rid of the hiccups
  • Sprinkling a little salt in a frying pan will keep the oil from splattering
Slacker wanted to test the stuffy nose life hack. He had two callers test it on the air and it works! He also uses petroleum jelly to wipe off the goopy sticky band aid residue off his kids.

Steve says that you take a bottle of water some yeast and brown sugar it will trap mosquitos. He says as a youth he created life hacks. In the winter- pull your wipers up so they don't get stuck to the window.

Lil D says that if you take a plastic salad fork into an Oreo before you dunk it, the cookie won't break!

Do you have any life hacks?

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Anyone Listening Who

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It's that time again for Anyone Listening Who! We play this game every week during the summer and we are keeping track of who wins! The guys will each tell a topic that they think that most of you can relate to!

Slacker thinks that most of you have been in a food fight (A fight about food)!

Steve thinks that most of you have fell in love over a fender bender!

Lil' D thinks that most of you have had plastic surgery mishap!


Slacker says that he found a story coming out of Panama. There was a knife fight then ended deadly. The fight was over a gumbo recipe.

Steve says that he found a statistic that over 75 percent of couples have met and fell in love over a fender bender. He has a friend that is a truck driver and she was stuck in traffic and she bumped the car in front of her. The guy she hit asked her out and they are married and have children.

Lil' D found a story coming out of Boston, Massachusetts. A woman was making an exercise for Planet Fitness on Instagram. As she was squatting her butt injections exploded. Her injections then began to leak out of her body. All of it was caught on video.

Who knows you better? Which of these topics can you most relate to? What is your story?

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Best/ Worst Baby Items

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When you're having your first baby you feel the need to get every single baby product on the market but don't do it! There was a survey that interviewed 2,000 parents and they made a list of the most useful to least useful baby items to buy! Here's the list!
Most Useful:
1 Baby Gates
2 Baby Monitor
3 Electric Steam Sterilizer
4 Diaper Bag
5 Video Baby Monitor
6 Baby Sleep Sack:
7 Digital Ear Thermometer
8 Microwave steam sterilizer kit
9 Baby Bouncer or Rocker Chair
10 Changing Table
Least Useful:
1 Door Baby Bouncer
2 Baby Washing Bowls
3 Manual Breast Pump
4 Mobile
5 Bumbo Seat
6 Diaper Stacker
7 Swaddling Blanket
8 Toddler Leash
9 Diaper Genie
10 Fabric Sling Baby Carrier

Slacker says that being a first time dad you spend 20,000 dollars on baby items that they don't even need like a diaper warmer. He says that he is going to make Steve a mobile for his bed but it will be filled with rotating pictures of hot women. He disagrees with the most useful items being baby gates. He says that he doesn't need baby gates because he pays attention to his kids. But he does swear by the swaddling blanket.

Steve says the first thing he will buy if he ever has a baby is a mobile because he always wanted one when he was little.

Lil' D says the most important thing is a mobile because his kids love it even though it makes the least useful list. He says that it was the perfect thing to put them to sleep. He has a routine with his daughter every night when he puts her to sleep. He gives her a kiss, turns on her mobile and pretends to hit his head every night to make her laugh. He says that he loves baby gates!

What do you think the most useful baby item is? If you had a redo what item would you not spend your money on?

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Bridezilla

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Becoming a bride is a special celebrated time for the bride and the people near and dear to them, but sometimes becoming a bride can be a nightmare for your loved ones. BRIDEZILLAS! There are so many of them that they have their own show! Bridezillas ruin the wedding experiences for the wedding party. Being a bridesmaid to a bridezilla is a scary thing and can be a very dangerous situation! A bridezilla to be posted a status on her Facebook that described in depth who would and would not be invited to her wedding! Make sure you don't get in her way, but better yet, don't become a bridezilla and here are some steps to keep you in check when planning your wedding!
1. Plan ahead
2. Take care of yourself
3. Make the wedding personal
4. Be organized
5. Be updated
6. Seek help from friends

Slacker says that his wife was a professional bridesmaid and a lot of the brides made her cover up her foot tattoo. He says that he and Steve are the worst at responding and RSVP to weddings.

Steve says that wedding planning is unnecessary and takes too long.

Were you or someone you know a bridezilla? What is the craziest thing you/they did?

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OPP: Doing Everything Together

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April has been in a relationship with her boyfriend for less than a year and so far she is enjoying it but there is one major thing that is standing in her way from doing activities outside of their relationship. He is extremely clingy and oversensitive. Every time she wants to do something alone or with her friends he guilt trips her into staying with him or taking him alone. He thinks that in a relationship you have to be together every second. She says that they have two different apartments but he is basically living with her. He says that he shows up unannounced. She says that she has never had a guy that has acted like this before. April promises that she loves him. She is starting to think that this could be normal. April says a reason why he could be active like this is because his previous girlfriend cheated on him. She doesn't want to continue this relationship without having space every now and then. Her friends love him and think he balances her out because she is so independent. April feels like her independence is slipping away however. She wants to know if you have to be in inseparable in a relationship and how she can communicate with him that he is being too clingy without hurting his feelings or make him cry.

Slacker thinks that by the way April talks about him she should leave him because she hasn't said one nice thing about him. He doesn't know what is savable in their relationship. Slacker says that his co-dependency is his foundation and if she cannot deal with his foundation, his persona, than she needs to end it. He thinks that she is screwed because you can never flip a clinger.

Steve says that she has to be careful because he sounds like a stage five-clinger. He is surprised that this is a man she is describing and not a woman!

How can she tell him he is being too clingy? Do you have to be inseparable in a relationship?

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GMD: Boss' Relationship Problems

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Andy and Sarah are in a debate about work appropriateness. Andy has been working with his female boss for some time. She started out as a co-worker and has made her way into the position she is in. He says that they have been friend's way before she ever became his boss. The two get together and talk about life issues, such as the stress of relationships. Andy's boss has been complaining non-stop about her relationship and he doesn't see any issue with it. Sarah thinks that she is being totally inappropriate and is just trying to make a move on Andy. She says that Andy needs to shut her down and end the work relationship. He thinks that he shouldn't have to end a nice friendship over nothing. He says they spend a lot of time together and of course they are now really close. They even go on work trips together. He thinks that her wanted to talk about her relationship is totally normal. Andy thinks she is overreacting because Sarah knows his boss, she came to their wedding. Sarah just says she is completely uneasy and it is not out of insecurities. She says that she isn't acting like a boss and is just using every moment as an opportunity to throw herself at him.

Slacker says that Sarah sounds insecure however, using the "poor me" tactic works every time to take someone home.

Steve says that Andy needs to be careful on how to fix this solution because he needs to keep his job and a healthy work relationship with his boss.

Whose side are you on?

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Hidden Treasure

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Hidden treasures are lying undiscovered everywhere and it is a beautiful thing when they are found! A man in Philadelphia was searching through his attic when he found a rare game counsel. The never-released SNES Play Station is what he discovered and it was a collaboration between Sony and Nintendo. Only 200 game counsels were made. The prototypes were supposed to have been destroyed be found one that wasn't. The counsel is likely to be worth quite a lot of money but he has not disclosed if he will sell it. An Israel couple has discovered a well-preserved 2,000-year-old Jewish ritual bath. They found it when they were renovating their house. They also have found pottery and stone vessels that have been dated back to first century B.C. A man claims to have found Adolf Hitler's hidden treasure location in a sheet of music. He says that Hitler has hit 55 million dollars in Mittenwald, Germany. He says that he has deciphered the code in the musical sheet that was made by his secretary, Martin Bormann. He says that he has no intentions on digging up the treasure and is unable to anyway because the land is owned by the German army.

Slacker says that he is mad at his wife because she won't let him be a hoarder. He thinks that people who use metal detectors are goofy.

Steve says that he isn't a hoarder he is a collector of many hidden treasure. He loves people who use metal detectors and had a friend that used to use one and he found so many things that he actually bought a truck with his findings.

Have you ever found hidden treasure?

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He Broke My Heart, So I Broke His _____

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Love makes you do crazy things. A broken heart makes you do even crazier things! A Florida man thought his girlfriend was cheating him so he decided to break her Holy Grail. He snapped her "Battery Operated Boyfriend" in half. The woman was able to push him out of her house. He was arrested and charged with domestic battery. A man called the police on his ex-girlfriend after she stole over 600 dollars-worth of items from his house and humiliated him on his Twitter. He says that she changed his Twitter profile picture to his buttocks after stealing all of his important documents and changing the passwords to all of his accounts. He is missing eight pairs of shoes and two TV remote controls. A family came home to a smelly surprise after they discovered someone had smeared poop all over their house. That someone happened to be the ex-boyfriend of the homeowner. Michael Anthony Johnson is accused of defecating on the victim's bed sheets, a glass kitchen plate, a wallet and a dresser. He was taken into custody and charged. A 20-year-old man was having a fight with his girlfriend as she was leaving for work. He then chased her in a high speed chase and tried to run her off the road. She stopped her car and he got out and punched through her driver's side window. Out of fright she decided to hit the gas and dragged him 50-feet before he finally let go. A woman destroyed her ex-boyfriend's clothes by setting them on fire, ruined his ATV four-wheeler, T.V., and DVD player. She did all of this while punching him in the back of the head. She is being charged on multiple counts.

Slacker wants to know how to snap a BOB over a knee. He thinks that it is impossible.

Steve wants to know how much poop that guy had to put it all over the house and how he managed to poop in a wallet.

Can you finish the sentence, "He broke my heart, so I broke his_____"?


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OPP: Ex Let Son Drink

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Deanna is in a conflict with her ex-husband that might take away his custody rights if she acts upon his bad parenting! She and her ex-husband have two children together, one older and one younger. One weekend the kids went to stay at their dad's house. After the kids returned home their youngest daughter informed her that here x-husband let their 16-year-old drink. She is furious but doesn't know exactly what to do. She is confused on if and how to confront him and if she should take legal action. She says that she has no proof that this happened but their youngest daughter did say it wasn't just a beer but a strong cocktail. She doesn't want her son getting used to drinking every weekend and thinking it is okay to drink at his age. Deanna says that she knows that he will be going to parties and drinking but she didn't think her husband would sit him down and make him a cocktail. She says her and her husband never had a discussion on if they will let their kids to drink before 21 years-old. At the end of the day she wants to make sure this will never happen again.

Slacker says that if you make alcohol taboo it is taboo. He says that drinking wine or beer at that age in front of parental guardians is okay.

Steve says that a beer at 16 years-old is okay and acceptable but having a mixed drink is crossing the line. He says that she needs to be careful on how to communicate this to him because she doesn't want to throw her daughter under the bus for telling her about the drinking.

What should Deanna do?

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Momma's Boy

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Some boys never lose their mother's as their best friends and they will always be a momma's boy, just like Ben Affleck! After actor Ben Affleck announced his divorce from Jennifer Garner, the first thing he did was run to his mother's house. Since the separation from his wife he and his mother have been in-separable! Here are 13 signs you are dating a momma's boy!
  1. She shows up unannounced
  2. She still does everything for him
  3. She calls all the time
  4. She doesn't think you're good enough.
  5. She decorated his apartment
  6. Her guilt trips actually work on him
  7. He can't stand up to her
  8. He doesn't defend you
  9. He consults her before doing anything
  10. She's his emergency contact.
  11. She's the first person he calls with news
  12. He compares you to her
  13. He has a picture of her on his desk

Slacker knows a guy that will move out of his house for a couple of days and back into his mom's house when he gets sick. He leaves his wife and kids just so his mother can take care of him.

Steve says he can't be a momma's boy because she has passed away which was his response in his rebuttal towards Slacker calling him a momma's boy.

Are you dating a momma's boy? What makes him one?

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What Have You Named?

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Researchers found that seven out of 10 men name their penis. And 72% of men go for a masculine name for their penis like Hercules or Troy while the rest go for a funny name such as Russell the Muscle.

According to a bloger, 'The awfulness of naming your penis after an ancient warrior like Hercules has all the predictability of a used-car showroom.'

Slacker thinks that someone once named his "stuff" Bulldozer. He says he knows a lot of older men name their cars, but he did know a girl who named her car. He also named a guitar Becky because he used it all the time. Slacker thinks that inanimate objects definitely have genders.

Steve says he never was a namer, but he did once name a bong. It was named after a movie character from True Romance whose name was Floyd.

Do you name inanimate objects?

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Stupid Injury

The Seattle Fire Department says a woman in her 60s was hit and injured by the top of a 100-foot-tall tree that fell on her as she swam in a community pool. Firefighters lifted the woman to the pool deck. She was taken by ambulance to a nearby hospital with a possible arm fracture and head injury. She was reported in stable condition. There were about five other people in the pool. They were unhurt.

It turns out that dancing with Arnold Schwarzenegger can be bad for your health. The 28-year-old Terminator Genisys star was recently spotted walking with the aid of crutches after she broke her hip. Speaking with ET at the premiere of her epic sci-fi action film -- where she was crutch-free -- Clarke revealed the cause of her painful injury. "I fractured my hip break dancing with Arnold Schwarzenegger," Clarke said, cementing once and for all the absolute greatest backstory to a mysterious injury.

A beaver in Oregon sent two men to the hospital. The men climbed onto a beaver dam and got attacked by the animal protecting its turf. The men then fell into the river with one man getting trapped in the logs. They were both taken to the hospital and are expected to be okay.

Steve has a refrigerator that has a strong suction that if you open it more than once. He's afraid he's going to dislocate a shoulder trying to get in the fridge.
Slacker often will kick the door open to run through it. One time he missed the opening and got smacked by the door! He said he also has times that his left side seems nonexistent. He'll run his body into everything while he walks around.

Have you ever had a stupid injury?

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OPP: Who Should I Believe

Save without Post DescriptionLast week on GMD we had engaged couple Cynthia and Chris. They want everyone at their wedding to be a good representation and supportive about what the entire day is about. There is one person who does not represent what marriage or faithfulness is about. In fact, he has three children with different women and is just in general not a nice person. This person happens to be Chris' brother. Cynthia is refusing to let him be a part of the wedding party but Chris says that he must because he is his brother and blood. Cynthia claims that his brother also made a pass at her last thanksgiving. Chris called his brother to ask him if this was true.
Today's OPP is a follow up with Chris:

Yi guys,
I called my brother and he said Cynthia is lying to me. He said he would never do that to a family member, especially his own brother. He said that he loves women, but he knows that Cynthia is off limits. Even though she's a pretty woman he wouldn't ever make a pass at her. He said he's happy for me and what I have with Cynthia and wouldn't ever take the chance to destroy my relationship with her. Cynthia is sticking to her story and says that he approached her in the kitchen and tried to kiss her. She says she wouldn't ruin our relationship by making up a lie while we we're on Great Mate Debate. She says she wanted to come on with you guys to make a point and things got out of control. I don't know who is lying to me but one of them is. Who do I believe?
Chris

Slacker thinks that typically whoever has the most to gain is lying. He thinks if the brother actually did something wrong he's lying to cover it up. He thinks that since she doesn't want the brother at the wedding and was begging him to stay on the phone it seems like she was lying. But would she really make that big of a lie and be willing to sacrifice her relationship.
Steve says that when you get married that it's your new family. You're supposed to back your new family not your blood.
Who do you think Chris should believe?
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Ocean Stories

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Turkey's Coast Guard rescued a ten-month-old baby on Saturday after she floated six-tenths of a mile out to sea. The girl's parents were sunbathing and forgot about her. The parents had no idea what was happening until other beachgoers alerted them. The child was picked up and brought back to shore. The parents told cops they had forgotten they had left their daughter in a flotation device.

Londoner Marie Lord is ok after sleepwalking into the sea. The 39 year-old left her home and walked a half-mile to the water. She woke up from the taste of salt water in her mouth and from waves crashing against her. A nearby hotel employee heard her cries for help and called the police.

A family from Orange County, California had their day of boating ruined when a 350-pound dolphin crashed their cruise. As the family was heading back into the harbor, the family was surprised when a pod of dolphins started swimming alongside the boat. One of the dolphins jumped so high out of the water that it hit the railing of the boat, landing inside. After the wife was knocked to the ground, the 350-pound dolphin flopped around on her legs - breaking both of her ankles. Luckily her husband was strong enough to pull her out from underneath the dolphin.
The husband got some help back at the harbor for his wife, and they tied a rope around the dolphin to lift it out of the boat and into the harbor waters.

Lil D has a crazy ocean story. He was with his family on a boat in Boston harbor. They put his little sister in a tube and dragged her behind the boat. As they were driving away he noticed that she was getting further and further away. The rope had come untied and his brother and her jumped in and had to tow her back to the boat!

Slacker has a friend who was on the beach and huge bails of pot rolled on shore.
Steve says it would be his dream to have pot appear on a beach! He can't think of anything more perfect.
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Road Trip

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A family rented a 24 foot Winnebago. The family didn't take into consideration that some overpasses in the country were lower than others. The dreaded incident happened on Boston Highway. "I remember only the sickening crunch as our carefully packed storage bin smashed into the concrete, the impact ripping it off the top". They continued the trip with very dented and smashed luggage.

Steve's family would take some road trips through the Dakotas growing up. As an adult he did a historical road trip with his aunt to the Bosman trail. His
Slacker says if you have boring road trip stories like this then we don't want to hear it!

Lil D was on a road trip with a friend to Boston for a family reunion. They stopped at the Great Lakes, the Memphis hall of fame and decided to go see Niagara Falls. On their way to Canada Lil D got confused by the GPS and they ended up on a one way highway to Canada. As they were on the bridge his trip-mate told him he brought pot in the car. They got pulled out of the car by Canadian security and were interrogated separately. They finally let Lil D out and his friend wasn't let out yet. When they finally get out they both were relieved and eager to head back to America. But, they didn't realize they had to go through another checkpoint to get back into America. They went through the same interrogation process and witnessed other road-trippers get busted for traces of marijuana. They thought for sure they were going to be busted this time but after a few more hours they were released and free to go!

What are your crazy road trip stories?

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OPP: Friend's With Brother's Ex

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Today's OPP comes from Bethany:
My name is Bethany and my older brother is getting divorced. His wife and I are extremely close and my brother is refusing to let me stay in contact with my sister-in-law. I told him that she has been the only one there for me for years and I'm going to continue talking to her. Now he is mad at me! He says I should have his back before I have hers. Did I do the wrong thing, what should I do?
Thanks! –Bethany

Slacker thinks that as long as kids aren't apart of the situation it depends on the reason that they split. Slacker went through this with his ex-wife. His ex took on his mom as a surrogate basically and was very close to her. After Slacker and her split, his mom had to cut off her relationship with his ex. He never asked his parents to do this but they did it because there relationship was over and so theirs needed to end also.

Steve thinks that if you fail at a marriage you can't tell others that their relationship can't work with that person either. If your family chooses to be friends with your ex then that's their choice.
Do you think Bethany's in the wrong?

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Irrational Fear

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In Cornwall, England, a 16-year-old girl died from cardiac arrest as a result chronic constipation. An inquest took place at Truro City Hall in the UK, which heard Titterington's bowel had become so distended with constipation, it began pushing on her other organs, displacing them and compressing her chest cavity. According to BBC, Emily Titterington's family states she would regularly hold her bowel movements for six to eight weeks at a time. She did so because of her crippling phobia of toilets.

Slacker was getting paid to hand out tickets in a parking lot. When he pulled up he saw a clown and refused to get out of his car. He backed out of his spot and left immediately. He passed up the money on the gig because of his fear of clowns. Slacker is also irrationally afraid of wood in his mouth.

Steve has a fear of actors and actresses because he thinks they give up there soul every time the play a new role. He thinks that they are always acting and are never being themselves. He also has an anxiety of having to go to certain parts of town where there's no parking and the streets are skinny with cars being boxed in and tight. He also is afraid of going to events where there are too many people present and the venue running out of resources- like beer, chairs, or sale items.

Lil D is afraid of the moving walkways in airports. He's afraid if he gets on it his pace will get thrown off and when he gets off he will fall or being off paced.
What's your irrational fear?

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Claim to Fame

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Claim to fame! Do you have one? If not, these claims to fame stories will hold you over until you get one! A 73-year-old man has just taken his 12,000th ride on his favorite roller coaster at an amusement park in Ohio called King's Island. Gary Coleman has made it to the amusement park ride 493 times since 2009. This is when the 230-foot steel roller coaster opened and it is the tallest and fastest roller coaster at King's Island. Coleman says that he will continue to increase his number of rides until he is physically unable. Kavita Kumari has made her claim to fame by what she ingested. She has Rapunzel syndrome which is a condition that makes consuming hair addicting. The 15-year-old Indian girl was suffering from severe stomach pains when she was sent to the hospital. A CT scan proved and shocked many as they discovered a 5-foot-long hair ball that started at her stomach and stretched into her small intestine! The hairball was removed after a two-hour surgery. A woman made it famous by stuffing a balloon down her throat. The balloon popped inside her esophagus and she then continued to swallow the deflated balloon into her stomach. Her party trick has landed her claim to fame! Who knew toothpicks and a beard could give someone a claim to fame? A New Jersey man just set the Guinness World Record for the most toothpicks in a beard. The man inserted 3,157 toothpicks into his beard. He also won the "Best in Show" award for the best full natural beard. He has no plans to shave every again. Claim to fames are still great even if they are small right? Brooklyn has held its 3rd Annual Smallest Penis Contest. The contestant that won goes by the name of "The Puzzlemaster." A woman in Utah should be on her 46th marriage by now after she has caught 46 bridal bouquets at weddings. Jamie Jackson has attended over 100 weddings over the years due to her family connections. Bridal bouquet catching has become her official sport. She submitted her catches into Guinness World Records and has official won the title!

Slacker says that Steve and Lil' D are the biggest wusses when it comes to roller coasters! He says that he participated in a Guinness World Record event for most hugs in one place at one time, which is his claim to fame!

Steve says that on a roller coaster you just go from point A to point A. He says that he only wants to transport on things that go from point A to point B.

What is your claim to fame?

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Drunk or Kid

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Today we're playing Drunk or Kid! This is a game that Slacker and Steve play when they feel the need to have a good ole' fashion competition! You will tell us a story of you doing something dumb that could correlate with being a child or drunk! Lil' D will give some examples by telling stories that we recently found in the news and put them into first person and then the guys will guess!

First story: He went to an air show and saw an open door to a helicopter and decided to get in and start it. The blades started turning and damaged the surrounding area.

Slacker: Kid

Steve: Kid

Answer: Kid

Second story: I decided to throw something away in a trash can and got my head stuck in the trash can for an hour before someone finally decided to help me.

Slacker: Drunk

Steve: Kid

Answer: Drunk

What are your Drunk or Kid stories?

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OPP: Disclose Eating Disorder

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Nicole has had a struggle with weight in her past. She was overweight and decided it was time to change her appearance. She lost the weight due to an eating disorder. Now she is finally at a healthy weight and has a new boyfriend. She goes to a therapist, eats healthy, and exercises regularly. Nicole wants to know how much of her past she has to disclose to her boyfriend. She is afraid that if she tells him he won't like her anymore and leave.

Slacker says that she has to tell him! He says that he couldn't be with someone who previously had an eating disorder because he would be watching her every move, which is by no means healthy for a relationship.

Steve says that he would freak out and make him feel uncomfortable if he was dating Nicole and she disclosed that. He says that she needs to tell him, and to tell him soon because honesty is policy. He says that it will be ten times worse if she didn't tell him but he found out through an outside source.

Should she have to tell her boyfriend that she overweight and had an eating disorder?

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GMD: Don't Want Bro in Wedding

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Cynthia and Chris are about to take the plunge and get married! They want everyone at their wedding to be a good representation and supportive about what the entire day is about. There is one person who does not represent what marriage or faithfulness is about. In fact, he has three children with different women and is just in general not a nice person. This person happens to be Chris' brother. Cynthia is refusing to let him be a part of the wedding party but Chris says that he must because he is his brother and blood. Cynthia thinks her brother-in-law is a parasite because Chris has been paying his rent for over a year. She also says that he has cheated on every single girl he has been with and she doesn't want that type of person standing next to her soon to be husband. Chris says that his cheating has nothing to do with her and that his brother is the man that taught him to be a gentleman.

Slacker says that if he was having this issue when he was about to get married he would be floored because each side is unwilling to make a compromise. He says that if you are already drawing lines in the sand this early then their marriage will not be successful. He says that he would not be walking down the aisle to his future wife if they couldn't reach a decision on just one person alone.

Steve asks, "Does blood trump everything?" He also proposes the question, "If you were getting married and your bother was Adolf Hitler would you still invite him to your wedding?" He says that blood doesn't need trump everything.

Whose side are you on?

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6p) Pretty Girls Have it Easier

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Beauty is everything in society. Men and women will spend everything they have on beauty products and plastic surgery to be beautiful in societies terms. A thought that beautiful women get away with more things has finally been confirmed due to a new study that has shown that a pretty face can override a man's capability for rational thinking. Chinese psychologists found that men are more likely to make big sacrifices or unfair offers from a beautiful woman. 21 male students at a university in China were asked to view photos of 300 Chinese women who were previously rated of their attractiveness. The men then played a video game in which they were teamed up with some of the women from the photographs. In the game the men viewed the women's faces and decided to accept their proposal to split a cash sum that was a part of the game. Researches were measuring the men's brainwaves and response times and that is when they found something highly interesting. The men favored making an unfair offer from an attractive woman rather than an un-attractive woman. The men's brainwave's had a quicker response time toward an attractive woman.

Slacker says that a perfect example of beautiful women getting more is standing in a line at a club. They only let beautiful people in first and then the un-attractive people get in.

Steve says this is just all human nature! He says being hot gets you cool things.

Do you think being beautiful makes life easier?

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Firework Follies

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Fireworks are dangerous. Countless fingers have been lost and houses set afire! A TV weatherman in Detroit named, Dave Rexroth will not be having any fireworks in his annual Fourth of July party! Last year Dave lost one of his eyes after accidently approached a box of fireworks that didn't go off immediately. He says, "I went to check on it, and it went off in my face." He returned back to work that September but now has a prosthetic eye. A man in Las Vegas is lucky that he only suffered from a broken jaw after a mortar firework fired off into his neck! A family member of the man who suffered from the injury was holding the firework above his head while it was being lit. The firework actually ended up backfiring which caused it to land in his neck. He will be making a full recovery! A man in Virginia was taken to the hospital after he called police and told them that he had blown his foot off. He and his co-workers were playing with fireworks when he accidently stepped on one. A man in Detroit unfortunately passed away while he was jokingly placing a firecracker above his head. He thought that is was not lit. The police on the scene stated, "We found a resident in the backyard with severe trauma to the back of his head. We were not able to revive him." Alcohol was also believed to be a contributing factor.

Slacker says that he hates the smell of fireworks. He says that his neighbor's kids shot fireworks off at his childhood house and it landed in their firewood and unused oil that was in their backyard. They lost their fence and all of their firewood for winter.

Steve says that he would make his own fireworks when he was younger. He would steal the children's offering envelopes from his church because they were the perfect size to pack a dynamite stick in. He says that they would spend days to make a homemade firework and blow up their schoolbooks. He says that one time he almost blew off all of his fingers because he held a bottle rocket in hand for too long. He says that if his hand was closed he would have lost everything.

Lil' D tells all kids to not listen or repeat anything Steve says or did!

Have you had any firework follies?

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OPP: Telling Your Kids They're No Good

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Communicating with children is hard, but it's even harder when you have to tell them they are not talented at something. Jillian has spent countless amounts of money on her son's dreams to sing. She has taken him to tons of vocal lessons and auditions. He gets turned down every time. She says that it is painful to listen to him sing, but more importantly to watch his heart break audition after audition with no success. Jillian's son wants her to drive them across country so he can try out for American Idol, but not only is she running out of disposable income on her son's dreams she knows he won't make it. She needs help on how to tell him that singing is not in his destiny without hurting his feelings.

Slacker says that his parents told him he wasn't good at guitar and out of spite he became the lead singer and guitarist in a rock band! He says that either your kid wants to quit or they never want to quit. He thinks she should told him a long time ago before he got his hopes up and she wasted a ton of money!

Steve says she should send him to church because singing in church is free! He thinks that every parent has had to deal with a situation like this. She thinks they need to find him a new dream!

How can she tell her son without hurting his feelings?

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Bug Related Incident

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Creepy crawlers are… well creepy and they crawl! A man driving a semi-truck on Idaho highway had a scary moment, not because he rolled his truck but because of what was in his cargo! He was toting 20 million bees to North Dakota so they could produce honey. The truck was holding 408 beehives that carried 50,000 bees each. It is unclear why the driver swerved however it is clear that he took off running for his life from the accident! KatieBee Honey was the company that had sent their bees to North Dakota and the owner Brian Wiggins said about the accident, "It is a complete loss." Which is scarier 20 million bees or 25,000 venomous tarantulas? I think I'll opt for the spiders! A town in Australia has been infested with a mega cluster of 25,000 tarantulas! Yes that number is in the thousands! The poisonous out-break of these spiders is unknown. The mega clusters contain around 200 to 300 spiders each. The venom in these spiders can kill a small animal and if bit the symptoms are severe nausea and vomiting. An Arachnologist, named Robert Raven stated, "These are not shallow bites. Long fangs can potentially do damage by ripping tissue." Be careful where you step!

Slacker says his daughter is afraid of every single bug. He says that she will sit and just scan the room for insects! She won't go outside and play because of the bugs but little does she know that bugs exist indoors as well! He says that he got a new fun tennis racquet that is made for killing insects. He says that he was on his way to kill a big when he accidently caught his finger on the tennis racquet bug killer, and he says it really hurts!

Steve says that Australia needs to light their entire country on fire. He says that the United States needs to nuke Australia before the spiders come across the ocean! He asked, Slacker what he would rather have an encounter with, the tarantulas or the bees. Slacker was un-doubtable and said bees!

Have you had a major creepy crawler incident?

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UPDATE: Stop Sister's Wedding

Jen, the girl that broke up her sister's wedding because she is in love with the groom came on the air to share an update with us. Trevor, the groom didn't show up to the wedding and he had disappeared. She got this email from him and she wanted to share it with us:

Jen,
I wanted you to know that I'm okay. I've been staying with a buddy for a few days trying figure this all out. First, I want to say that I really understand how big of a leap it was for you to talk to me and I appreciate your honesty. I couldn't lie to myself, or to Amanda, and go through with the wedding because I have thought about that kiss too. What you said to me made me realize that I couldn't marry Amanda because it wouldn't be fair to her. She is an amazing woman and I couldn't marry her knowing that I was thinking about another woman, especially her sister. I know it will take some time but it will be better this way in the long run. I just didn't know how to tell her that on our wedding day and that's why I ran. I know it was cowardly, but it was the only thing that seemed logical that day.

Jen I also want you to know I ran because I couldn't be "that guy." I couldn't be the kind of man that leaves his bride at the altar to get with her sister. I need to take some time to figure all this out. I'm sorry.

Trevor

What do you think the email means?

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