OPP: Millionaire Looking For Love
by Slacker And Steve
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posted Sep 28 2012 6:25PM
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Yi!!!
Prince Charming…Who needs him? Today's OPP is from Jonathan...
Yi guys! I’m turning to you because I’ve tried everything else and nothing has worked thus far. Here’s the deal—I’m rich and I’m single. I don’t want to say exactly how rich, but I will say that I could easily buy a house anywhere in the world that I would like. I’ve worked very hard to acquire my wealth and I’m ready to have fun with it. I’m tired of trying dating websites…they’re full of fake women. Here’s what I’m looking for: I would like a woman 27-39, no children and I would like her to be at least 50 lbs overweight. I’ve found that overweight women are more level-headed and less likely to be superficial. Would it be possible for you to lend a hand in finding the perfect woman?
Thank you,
Jonathan
The guys find something intiging about this guy, so that's why they are going to try and help him out. The description of what the guys wants is what has drawn their interest.
They're not sure what to do for this guy. Are woman offended? Will woman want to date him? Is his premise of an over weight woman being more "real" about their true selves, or is he being a blow hard?
Steve says if he has the house, the clothes but just doesn't look like a million bucks, he needs to get out and make it happen.
Slacker thinks this guy just needs to learn how to close the sale.
One time, they saw a guy at a bar who actually put his finger through his key chain and started spinning it around like he was some smooth operator...
They think he might just be that guy! A True D-Bag!
What's your take on this guy?
I think he needs to date a few woman that interest him and figure out the type that suits him. He may find out what we already know... You can't be so pin point precise with what you want because once you get to know someone, then you develop feelings and make plans. Never judge a book by ity's cover. Good, Bad, Ugly, Georgous, Tall, Short, Skinny or Heavy...It's a two way street.
Peace, Love and Good Happines Stuff! - Ray the Intern
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