Robert Lindsay a real estate agent was sued by a home owner recently. The owner was suspicious Robert overpriced the house so he could have relations with another agent inside the home. The home owner Richard Weiner put up security cameras and caught them in the act! Robert attempted to sue Richard back saying he was the one to overprice the house, however Richard had caught Robert's relations on camera eleven times!
Slacker had a friend who was dating someone that said she worked at a spa. He would always pick her up outside the spa but never inside. She'd call from a payphone to get picked up which made him suspicious. He called the spa and some of the spa workers even covered for her. Slacker and his friend staked out outside the spa and called it and asked to speak to her. The spa worker ran across the street to the bath house where to hand the girlfriend the phone which then busted her.
Steve had a friend who forced him to stake out outside a house waiting to see if his girlfriend was cheating. She never showed up and they ended up sitting there doing nothing for two hours. He thinks they should have followed the actual girl instead of waiting for her to come to them.
Today's OPP is from Melanie
My boyfriend and I are talking about getting engaged. We had a fight after he asked how many partners I have had. I told him it was none of his business. I think if I was honest and told him my number, he would freak out because it's a lot more than he would think. I know how guys are, and he would get jealous and angry about something I can't change. Should couples reveal how many partners they have had? What do you say when you are asked?
Slacker thinks the number could relate to health issues causing a problem. He thinks it's a valid question if you want to live a long and prosperous life with them. If it would affect your own health in the future then the question is necessary. However if he knew his wife's number he would probably dwell on it, therefore he doesn't want to know it.
Steve thinks most people get their numbers in high school and college rather than when they're adults. He thinks if you're investing in the relationship then you need to know how many relations they've had in order for the relationship to continue.
Should she tell him how many previous relations she's had?
I think he does deserve to know the number if he's willing to marry this woman and commit the rest of his life to her. If it was just a relationship, then no he wouldn't need to know. But since they're considering marriage I think it's necessary.
There are many ways to breakup with someone. In an article we found the seven worst ways to break up with someone.
The 7 Deadly Dumping Sins
If you're thinking of going your separate ways but don't want to make things worse or if you're the one getting jilted, here are most common humiliating ways to get dumped.
That moment when you check your partner's Facebook page and they are no longer 'in a relationship' but 'single' or they tweet you and tell you it's over.
He sends you an impersonal text or email, and doesn't even bother to tell you to your face.
This is a trick that was pulled on high school girlfriends, not in an adult relationship. Be relieved that you can go out and find a man of your own mental age!
Using a friend
He doesn't even have the courage to tell you to your face, but instead gets one of your friends involved.
Running off with your best mate
Not only do you lose your partner but also your best friend- there is nothing more humiliating. You are left with no one you can talk to about it and find it hard to trust again.
Stood up at family event
Everyone asks where he is and why he's not there, and you don't want to tell them that you were stood up so you have to make up some excuse as to why they couldn't make it.
Jilted on your anniversary
He could have done it before you got your hair done, but at least you still look good.
One man was broken up with in a creative fashion however. His now ex- girlfriend had him solve a puzzle that said "I'm breaking up with you".
Slacker would send a 5,000 peace puzzle to break up with someone so they'd have to solve the entire thing before they knew what it said. He doesn't think sleeping with the best friend is acceptable because you'd be stealing the support system they need after the breakup. He thinks those breakups aren't the worst ones out there. He thinks there are much more brutal ways to end it with someone.
Steve thinks the seven dumping sins are all completely normal and acceptable ways to break up with someone. He thinks if someone asks you out over text they have the right to breakup with you over text. He thinks having a friend breakup with someone for you softens the blow of the breakup.
What's the most brutal way you've been broken up with? Or the most brutal way you've broken up with someone?
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A man on the Ellen show was overcome with emotions during his proposal. He broke down sobbing while asking his girlfriend to marry him.
Slacker doesn't think mentioning her beauty is a way to propose to a woman. He thinks he should have said something about her inner qualities and personality not on her physical beauty. Slacker says he cried a little in his proposal but didn't completely break down crying. He thinks if neither of the people cries the marriage won't last.
Steve got mad that the man was trembling and sobbing during the proposal. He was mad at the guy for making him embarrassed for the man proposing. He doesn't think the man should be crying more than the woman getting proposed to. He says no woman wants to be proposed to by a mushy, blubbering, emotional man. He thinks the man wants the woman to cry during the proposal to show he did a good job. He thinks crying shows weakness even though he cried at the Justin Bieber movie.
Do you think it's a turn off for the man to get emotional or is it sweet? Did your husband cry while proposing?
I think it's fine if the guy tears up a little but I probably wouldn't accept the proposal if the man broke down sobbing. Women are the sensitive ones who need the shoulder to cry on not men.
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A man was on a flight to his honeymoon and got so drunk that the plane had to do an emergency landing and arrest him for disturbing the flight. The man was left in jail at the Cayman Islands to face charges for being drunk and disorderly, while the bride continued on the flight to Costa Rica without her groom!
Slacker has seen a couple trying to parasail fall into the ocean on their honeymoon. He also saw another couple fall off of their scooter in Cozumel after they hit a speed bump which caused major injuries. He thinks the bride should have stayed with their groom considering they were newlyweds and going off on their honeymoon together.
Steve thinks Lil' D needs to take his wife on the honeymoon they never went on. He says if he were the bride he also would have left the groom in jail and waited for him to arrive in Costa Rica. It's his fault he got wasted enough to get arrested and bride was right to continue on with the flight.
What's your crazy honeymoon horror story?
I am still in high school therefore; I have not had a wedding let alone a honeymoon. I know, I know, boring life of a single, high school intern.
Yi! My best friend has 2 bratty kids and she likes to just drop by unexpectedly. Her kids jump on my couch, terrorize my dogs, destroy my house, etc. She tells them to stop after I say something to them, but she isn't firm and they don't listen to her. It seems like she comes to my house to get a "break" from her husband and kids while they destroy the happiness of my family. She is a very good friend and I want to stay friends with her but her kids make my family and I miserable. I don't even go out in public with them anymore because I'm so embarrassed by those kids. She has 2 kids and I have 4 and even my kids are embarrassed. What do I do?
Slacker says his kids misbehave in his house but not in others. He thinks it's disrespectful for kids to run wild in someone else's house. He thinks you can absolutely tell someone else's kids to quit messing around if it's in his house and not theirs. He thinks she should tell the neighbor not to come over anymore if her kids will disrespect her house like that.
Steve thinks you have to ask the parents for permission to scold their kids in your house. He thinks she has to speak up and tell the neighbor not to come over until the kids can behave. He thinks it's wrong that the neighbor lets her kids use Rachel's home as a bouncy castle/playroom.
Should she confront her neighbor's kids? If yes how so?
I think she needs to confront her neighbor and tell her she's isn't welcome in their house until her children know how to respect their family and home.
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Jake and Cassidy are currently separated because Jake was putting too much time into his job and not enough time into his wife. Jake wants a second chance to get counseling and take her on date nights. Cassidy thinks he's has plenty of time to fix their relationship and wants a divorce.
Slacker wants to know why Cassidy agreed to come on the show if she wanted to end it. He wonders if Jake his job whether it would help their relationship and help Cassidy stay in the marriage. He thinks it's an awkward situation. He thinks it's obvious that this is Jake's last cry for help to save the marriage.
Steve thinks it's strange that they want to solve this over the radio and doesn't think going on the show will save the relationship. He thinks if Cassidy can't love Jake anymore than there's no point in going on with the relationship. If she's not in love with him anymore then the relationship won't last.
Should she give him a second chance? Is he trying hard enough to save the relationship?
I think they should work through their problems and try to fix the relationship. Every marriage has it's trials but, that's what proves your love for the other person, is that you're willing to fight for the love you have for them and not give up on it. If she really did love him, she wouldn't let him go.
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A teacher at Forest Heights Middle School accidentally showed a naked picture of herself to her entire class. She was trying to transfer something from her iCloud to the schools iPad and in the process accidentally showed pictures of her. One student said she was performing sexual acts in the photos. She apologized and sent all of the student letters saying she was sorry!
Slacker says he had relations on tape and he shot a lot of footage… Awkward. His tape went semi public. Because he was in a band there was footage on the camera he used. He had to show the band footage at a promotional event and while it was playing it showed him having relations. Nice.
Steve admits to having relations in a picture, but never a tape.
Have you ever had a relations tape released to the public?
Natalie wasn't invited to be in her friend's wedding when all of her friends were asked to be bride's maids. She is the only one left out of her group of 5 friends. She says she is hotter than the bride and is more popular. She thinks the bride doesn't want to be showed up by her as a bride's maid.
Slacker thinks this girl is kid of mean and the friend is better off without her. She had a confidence value that is absolutely remarkable to him. He thinks she believes she is very hot and is arrogant. He asked her if she is a genuine friend and asked if she talks about the bride like this all the time? She replied that the bride obviously doesn't find her as a great find because she didn't ask her to be a brides amid. He thinks that the bride would never think that and that the brides don't do that. He thinks that there's underlying issues between Natalie and the bride. He wants to believe that Natalie is a good friend and is just saying these mean things about the bride because she is hurt.
Steve thinks her confidence is sexy and she is stating facts. He knows that brides don't want anyone upstaging them.
What advice can you give to Natalie?
I think Natalie is kind of crazy because any person that toots their horn like she did has issues. That isn't confidence that's cockiness and that is a tall tell sign that she really is insecure. I think the bride is better off without her and she clearly saw right through her and doesn't want a snake like Natalie in her bridal party. I wouldn't.
A man had an affair with his wife but he broke up with the mistress. But she won't go away. She keeps harassing the wife. She keeps being reminded that she is her husband's ex.
Slacker ran into his ex wife a couple days after signing the divorce papers. But he ran into his ex at a valet parking while he was on a date with a new girl. His ex wife just so happened to live in the same building as the new woman. Talk about a huge coincidence. But he had no idea she lived there. To make it more awkward when he saw the ex with her new man, his ex brother in law ran up to him thinking he was there to catch the ex with a new man. It was a complete mess.
Steve said it is weird when two people break up and have to divvy up friends. It makes it weird because you have to have a conversation with them and ask if they are going to the friend's wedding or something.
What is your awkward ex encounter?
I ran into my ex at the restaurant I worked at and literally walked right into the new girl. And did I mention he cheated on me with the new girl? Yeah, it was awful. I was upset. It was a fresh break up and I was a mess. And another one bites the dust.
Yi! My husband is thinking about joining a softball team during the summer and I'm afraid to let him play because I know that he is going to embarrass himself. I've played ball with him before and I put him to shame. I don't want him to be the butt of everyone's ones jokes. He hasn't made up his mind yet but, but I want to try and convince him otherwise. Should I let him play and get embarrassed or try to convince him not to?
Slacker says if his wife wanted to sing karaoke then he would definitely say she can't. He would say that he thinks it's great but he would get in a massive car accident so she s=could be at his bedside! Just kidding. But really, he would prevent her from doing something like that because it would embarrass her! He had a girlfriend and she believed she was a great cook and they were going to invite people over for a dinner party and she was a bad cook, he lied
and he thinks that is what Kim is going to have to do.
Steve says that if he was going to be embarrassed then he wouldn't let the other person do anything. It would embarrass Kim to watch her husband play a horrible game. Maybe she can get one of his buddies to help tell him not to join!
Candy's OPP was that her husband was not happy about her friend at work being a man. They gossip together and are friends, but he asked her not to hang out with him. Well, he found a red light ticket in the mail with him in her car. Candy updates us that he threw her out of the house and she is now staying with her guy friend that her husband banned her from seeing! What are your thoughts about this?
Slacker is infuriated that she is staying with this guy! He thinks she is crazy for staying with him even though she isn't sleeping with him. But he thinks she is lying about that too!
Both Slacker and Steve wish her good luck to getting her hubby back!
What are your thoughts about Candy's situation?
Mahamed Abdi in Seattle was arrested after being denied a bite of a stranger's burrito. The man demanded a bite of it, and when told no, he punched the victim and ran off. Police found him and he is in custody.
Slacker had a person at a restaurant ask him if he could try his calamari! He of course said no, and claims his guy was a freak. Order your own bucko! It is weird when someone you don't know wants your food. You don't know where their mouth had been. He has been groped by a woman and assumed it was his wife and it wasn't! Awkward!
Steve just laughs at the news story. He assaulted a man and gave him a headlock as he thought it was his buddy so he went up to the back of him and put him in a headlock. He went to court and everything even though it was an accident!
What is your run in with a stranger?
I have many, but one specific time was when I was at my locker and this guy thought I was his girlfriend turns me around and smooches me. It was very weird and I was speechless.
Russia Today anchor and correspondent Liz Wahl announced her resignation live on air Wednesday, saying she couldn't "be part of a network that whitewashes the actions" of Russian President Vladimir Putin. Wahl began her remarks by referencing comments another personality on the government-funded TV network made criticizing Russia's invasion of the Ukrainian region of Crimea.
"Last night RT made headlines when one of our anchors went on the record and said Russian intervention in Crimea is wrong and indeed, as a reporter on this network, I face many ethical and moral challenges," Wahl said.
Slacker and Steve said the thing that sucks about working in radio is you never get to have a blaze of glory moment. When management decides you're done, you don't get to go on the air one more time. Everyone kind of pretends that you never existed.
How did you quit a job and go out in a blaze of glory?
All of the best stories usually start one of two ways: "One time when I was a kid..." or "I was so drunk I..." Tell us your crazy story and we'll try to guess if you were drunk or a kid when it happened.
Yi! My parents moved out of state a little over a year ago and my step mother has medical problems. Her doctors are here so they have to come for tests. Well, each time they just invite themselves to stay with my husband and I without asking. At first it was a few days and now it's becoming more frequent and lasting a week or more! They use all of our stuff and take long showers costing us extra money. It's not the money that really bothers us but it's that we feel like guests in our own home and we cannot enjoy our time alone. We are newlyweds and we feel like we live with them. Please help with how to address this with them!
Slacker thinks it makes a huge difference the reason they're coming is for medical reasons. He says your parents just showing up at your house is never ideal, but they are not choosing to come. He also thinks the fact Candy and her husband are newlyweds complicates the situation more than it normally would.
Steve has a nephew that is coming to town. He says it is a planned visit, so it's okay. If his nephew just showed up and wanted to hang out and have fun, it would be a totally different story. Steve said the hardest part of having family in your home is making allowances and room for them. Most people get comfortable in their own home and now Candy can't do that.
How can Candy address the situation without insulting her dad and step-mom?
Leslie always wanted to be a veterinarian when she was growing up. She hates her current job, and lately she has seen a lot of signs telling her to follow her dream (it's the year of the horse, a dog grooming place opened by their house, etc). She says they can afford it, so she wants to quit her job and go to school to become a veterinarian. Ray says that he wants his wife to be happy, but it is crazy to throw everything away to chase a silly childhood dream.
Slacker thinks Leslie is a little crazy for pointing to the universal signs to making a career change. He also says that at some level, we all find a way to be unhappy with our jobs.
Steve thinks Ray is a little jealous that Leslie is starting to take steps to follow her dream. When it comes down to it, Steve thinks Ray is probably being more logical.
Below is a list compiled by men, for men, to prevent them from further embarrassment.
20 Things Men Over 30 Should Never Wear:
Are you guest starring on "Mad Men"? No? Then don't wear a fedora.
2. Those diaper pants.
Your old ass has no chance with these so don't even try.
3. Choker necklaces.
Unless you are marooned on an island and you made that necklace to pass the time, then you have no business wearing it.
4. Crazy busy shoes.
If your shoes have more than four colors and have multiple patterns then they get the boot. Pun intended.
5. Running shoes as everyday shoes.
Nothing says, "I've broken my New Year's resolution to get in shape" more than wearing running shoes with jeans.
Dracula called. He said, "Nah, you can have the cape. Even I know they look dumb."
7. Dangly earrings.
"I should really take this off." — George Michael, on his dangly earring.
Unless you are gardening or working in a kitchen these have no excuse to be anywhere near your feet. NO EXCUSE.
Wearing them for a purpose, aka, work, is fine. Otherwise, no.
10. Mock turtlenecks.
For when you want to look like the long lost member of Color Me Badd.
No reason to wear them.
12. Skull jewelry when you are not in fact a sorcerer.
Or a scary biker dude, because in that case you do you.
13. Duster coat.
Is your last name Van Helsing? Are you wrasslin' cattle? I didn't think so.
14. A tie + vest + no shirt combo.
It's like Magic Mike, only without the magic. So your look is pretty much just "Mike."
15. Free T-shirts from your bank
Or from wherever.
16. Nut-hugging pants.
Looks like 28 cents and a penis.
17. Fake tans.
OK, not an actual thing to wear, but also not an actual tan.
18. Wrists full of bracelets
Called "arm parties"?
19. Flat-brimmed caps.
With the exception being if you are a hip-hop legend, i.e. the Wu-Tang Clan gets a pass. Not that they needed one, though.
20. Really, anything Johnny Depp is wearing nowadays.
Slacker he wonders who came up with this list and sound a little bitter about "being on the list." He hates the girls who are into Hello Kitty when they are teens. He asks if there is an age if a female stop wearing a thongs. Or when woman reach 40 you have to wear a one-piece swim suit? He had a hat like Walter White's from Breaking Bad and he likes it, a lot. But he could never wear it. He accuses Steve of wearing tennis shoes with jeans. Lil' D said Slackers earrings are a little big, but he can rock them. Slacker admits to wearing crocs in his garage.
Steve said he likes to wear them because he never knows when he will need to do workout stuff. But he refuses to take the stairs, like Slacker. He accuses Slacker of wearing a ton of bracelets on his arm. Slacker replies he has Children's Hospital bracelets, but admits if he didn't wear those he would have an arm full of bracelets.
What can you add to the list?
Men over 30 should never wear comic book t-shirts. Avengers, Justice League or not, I don't care-- you look stupid.
Lauren Stephens was watching her neighbor's house in Balwin,Missouri when her friends cooked meth in their kitchen casung thousands of dollars in damage. The chemicals frm the meth seeped into the walls, sink and plumbing. She was charged with felony property damage.
Slacker says their house is screwed. His friend started getting handy and into home improvement classes. So someone asked this guy to watch their house. He decided to give them new floors while their out of town. He tears out their carpet, very badly. He realized they have a massive termite problem and tried to clean it all up and put the carpet back and failed epically. He screwed up their trim of their house. He was just trying to b a nice guy. The people were very upset.
Yi! I've been dating my boyfriend for about a year and, overall, I think we have a pretty good relationship. We moved in together about a month ago and we do everything normal couples do like get dinner and go out to the movies. Sometimes he'll surprise me with flower or candy which I like, but again, I feel like every other couple out there.
My problem is that this is my first real long term relationship I'm wondering if I'm settling because he's the first guy I've been with. I'm only twenty six years old and I don't want to waste anymore of his or my time in a relationship if it ultimately isn't going to be fulfilling. Are there any warning signs I should be looking out for that show I may be settling, I just don't want to regret any part of my life, but he's such a great guy. I just don't know what to do.
Slacker thinks everyone is going to be mad at her. He says that if women believe in the intuition thing, then something must be telling her this guy isn't right for her. He thinks it's weird that she's 26. He doesn't understand her attitude because who wouldn't want a normal relationship and be grounded? But he thinks that she wants other women to either reassure her that she is going to be okay, or to move on to something that strikes her interests.
Steve said he is mad at Hope for not liking this guy more than he's worth! He sounds like a great guy! He thinks she was expecting the fireworks all the time, but now it's not and that's why she wrote us. It sounds like she's bored. She doesn't even say the word love in her letter. Does she even love him?
What advice can you give Hope?
I think she should accept it for a little bit longer. She may be impulsive like me and wants change, right now. But life doesn't work like that. She should wait it out before making any drastic decisions.
Saving money wherever you can is something every person wants right? Well, we can help you do that with a few simple tricks to save a little extra cash. Banana peels are awesome shoe shiners, and lemon juice helps lighten hair!
Slacker says that when he discovered a hidden gem like something that saves money he keeps them to himself so no one else can have it. He bought TV's for more than 60% off because of a secret website an old co-worker gave him. He says have a friend buy a TV, go home open it, and put it back in. Then you go into the store and ask if they have the TV out of box and they'll get it 50% off! Crazy.
Steve says watches restoration shows and they give tips on how to use household items for problems at home. Use foil and put water on it, and rub whatever is rusted and rust comes right off!
Lil' D says to buy airline tickets clear your internet history because the airlines know that they showed you the high prices for flights. But if your clear your history, cash, and cookies then the airlines think you are going to their site for the first time so you can save hundreds on flights.
What tips/ tricks do you have to help save money?
I use peroxide to whiten my teeth. Works like a charm. Also, to get stains out I make a baking soda paste with water and scrub the stain out of the clothing saving me money from buying those expensive stain remover products.
A New Jersey cheerleader and honor student is suing her parents to get them to provide financial support and to force them to pay for an outstanding private school bill as well as her college education. Rachel Canning, a student at Morris Catholic High School, claims that her parents cut her off when she turned 18 on Nov. 1 and have refused to pay for her higher education as well as take care of a $5,306 tuition bill at her current school. "My parents have rationalized their actions by blaming me for not following their rules," Rachel said in court papers. "They stopped paying my high school tuition to punish the school and me and have redirected my college fund, indicating their refusal to afford me an education as a punishment." Rachel has a $20,000 scholarship to the University of Vermont.
"We're being sued by our child," her father, Sean Canning, told CBS New York. "I'm dumbfounded, so is my wife, so are my other daughters. I know Rachel is a) a good kid, b) an incredibly rebellious teen, and she's getting some terrible information." He claims she ran away in November because she didn't want to follow house rules. The father of Rachel's best friend, Morris County Freeholder John Inglesino, is helping her with the lawsuit. Rachel is currently staying at his home.
Do you think parents are required to financially support their children no matter what?
There are two unbelievable stories in the news right now.
First, A Mississippi man says he's happy to be alive after waking up on a slab inside of a body bag. 78-year-old Walter Williams was discovered by his family Wednesday without a pulse and not breathing. A coroner arrived and pronounced him dead. The following day, workers at a funeral home were preparing to embalm his body when they saw him kicking inside the body bag. He was alive and obviously very confused. The funeral home was stunned. They sent Williams immediately to the hospital where it was determined that his pacemaker had stopped momentarily and then re-started. When his family arrived at the hospital, Williams greeted them and said he was happy to be alive.
If that wasn't crazy enough, a Northern California couple stumbled across $10 million in rare coins while out walking their dog.
The coins, in $5, $10, and $20 denominations are in nearly mint condition and were found buried in the shadow of a tree on the couple's property. There are over 1,400 coins, stored in nearly chronological order dating back from 1847 to 1894.
Paper money was illegal in California until the 1870's so it's extremely rare to find any coins from before that of such high quality. They were most likely buried just after they were minted back in the 1800's. The face value of the gold coins is only about $27,000, but some are so rare they could go for a million dollars each. The couple plans to remain anonymous and will sell most of the coins, pay off some debt, and donate to charities.
What is your crazy story that no one would believe?
Yi Slacker and Steve,
My man is a 41 year old sales rep, he has a son, and plenty of friends, but all he ever does is talk about his "football days." Anything anyone ever says somehow has a tie to something that happened to him when he was playing. Thing is, he wasn't that good. He played in high school and sat on the bench for one year for a small college that won two games. I'm getting so tired of hearing about it. I need him to realize that life moves on and no one wants to hear about his glory days! What do I do to get him to live in the present?
Slacker says that he thinks this happens to a lot of people that were popular in high school. The more popular you are, the harder it is to move on when you graduate. He said there are a lot of people, like himself, that spend high school looking forward to getting out and aspiring to be more...not looking back recalling the glory days. Both Slacker and Steve agree that something needs to be done or this guy will start projecting his achievements on his son.
What can Charlotte do to get him to move on from his days on the field?
The parents of a 6-year-old boy in Arizona could be charged after their son took a loaded gun to school for show and tell. The student kept the gun in his backpack and wanted to show a friend. His friend told the teacher about the gun who took it from the student. No one was injured and the school sent a letter to the parents letting them know what happened. Cops were trying to figure out how the boy got the gun.
Slacker once brought a dead fish in one bag and all his guts in another. It was disgusting and smelled awful. Steve once had a kid in his class that forgot to bring anything, so he lifted up his shirt and showed everyone his 3rd nipple!
What is the craziest or strangest thing you ever saw someone bring for show and tell?
Kids say the darnedest things. They are like little parrots that absorb everything you say and blurt it out later on with no discretion.
Slacker says if you have children then you the world's worst secret keeper. They use this tactic to impress people. He remembers being at a soccer game and he always brings water bottle and some other little kid picked up his bottle, and his 3 year-old daughter knocked it out of this other girls hand and says, "You don't wanna drink that. It's probably booze." People looked at home like he was the biggest alcoholic.
Lil' D said his little brother was being a little jerk and his mother had to spank him and he made a huge scene because he was screaming. So she sent him down to apologize to these people and he said, "Well, I wouldn't have to apologize if you didn't beat me!" Yikes!
What funny/ embarrassing thing did your kid say?
When I was like 5 years old my mother took me to the grocery store. There was an African American man in the same aisle as us, when I pointed out his nose and how big it was. My mother turned bright red and apologized to the man. The man, thankfully, just laughed and walked away. Oops.
Yi! I just bought a super soft set of sheets online that were 1200 thread count for close to $200. I know that's expensive but I figured we are in bed so much it seems reasonable to spend that kind of money to be extra comfy. My husband LOVES them. Then I told him the price and he yelled at me and said I had no concept of the value of money and shouldn't be allowed to spend OUR money. He set up a new bank account and is having his work paychecks deposited there and then auto-transferring enough to our joint account to cover bills coming from there plus money for groceries and fun. The rest he is in control of.
I think this is crazy. I don't work and now I am getting an allowance. I understand the sheets were expensive but we definitely can afford it. These are the first sheets I've purchased since we got married 3 years ago so if these last 3 more years, it's like $70 a year on a luxury where we spend 8 hours a day. I think it's crazy to get mad over that but even crazier to move our money into his own account!
Slacker asked how do you decide what's important? He said that the first mistake was telling her how to spend THEIR money. He thinks they should've compromised on the issue and distinguish between the wants and needs of their lifestyle. Slacker thinks sheets are an important thing. And she bought them for both of them to enjoy.
Steve is very confused on the situation. But if they're married then they do have to budget. She actually made a good purchase on these sheets.He thinks allowances are childish.
What advice can you give Janissa?
I think her husband is being cheap. And sheets are a luxury that they can spend a little cash on to be comfortable.
A woman was recently going through some old stuff and cleaned out the things her ex-husband left behind, only to find a stolen ATM machine.
Slacker asks how dirty one's garage has to be to not notice an ATM. His old girlfriend had a lipstick that she wore all the time. She didn't wear a lot of makeup and when they broke up she left the lipstick behind and he wanted to destroy it, so he threw it on the ground and stomped on it. When it was crushed he found cocaine. Now he knows why she had to have it with her at all times.
Steve found pregnancy tests in his house and he concludes that she was trying to get pregnant in the last leg of their relationship.
What crazy thing did you ind that your ex left behind?
Jen, the girl that broke up her sister's wedding because she is in love with the groom came on the air to share an update with us. Trevor, the groom didn't show up to the wedding and he had disappeared. She got this email from him and she wanted to share it with us:
I wanted you to know that I'm okay. I've been staying with a buddy for a few days trying figure this all out. First, I want to say that I really understand how big of a leap it was for you to talk to me and I appreciate your honesty. I couldn't lie to myself, or to Amanda, and go through with the wedding because I have thought about that kiss too. What you said to me made me realize that I couldn't marry Amanda because it wouldn't be fair to her. She is an amazing woman and I couldn't marry her knowing that I was thinking about another woman, especially her sister. I know it will take some time but it will be better this way in the long run. I just didn't know how to tell her that on our wedding day and that's why I ran. I know it was cowardly, but it was the only thing that seemed logical that day.
Jen I also want you to know I ran because I couldn't be "that guy." I couldn't be the kind of man that leaves his bride at the altar to get with her sister. I need to take some time to figure all this out. I'm sorry.