California police arrested a man after he got drunk, stripped naked, and knocked on his neighbor's door proclaiming that he was there to have sex with her! That's one way to do it.
Steve never gets naked… but Slacker likes to wander around his house sans clothes all the time given that the sun is out and perfectly angled at the right time of day because the glare acts as the perfect reflector so he doesn’t have to close his blinds. We’re not sure if his theory is really that sound though…
What are your naked neighbor stories?
I have never seen any of my neighbors naked. I’m actually surprised by this because I live in a high rise and my bedroom window faces another high rise with lots of big windows and people. And just for the record, I have never been the naked neighbor… maybe. I’m an open blind kind of person… sooo