Two brothers in New Jersey were wrestling when one of them pulled out a knife and stabbed the other in the abdomen. Police had to come and arrest him for assault but are unsure what caused him to pull out the knife in the first place.
Slacker wants to have a day where he gives away all the white trash things he has in his garage. He has a chocolate fountain that has been sitting his garage unused for years. He says he used to fight with his brothers but nothing ever turned that violent.
Steve thinks the chocolate fountain is extremely white trash and Slacker should get rid of it. He wants to go to Golden Corral to see their “amazing” chocolate, white chocolate and caramel fountains.