Car sales for a mini-van are on the rise!! Parents are starting to put their kids to bed and then sneak off to the mini-van to have relations! They say there’s plenty of room in a mini-van to comfortably have relations and that way they won’t disturb the kids. Have you done this?
Slacker, father of two, never wants to have a mini-van. He never wanted to be that parent where he had to trade in his car for a van with doors only on one side. Even if he did have a van, he doesn’t know if he could handle it. Steve brought up a binky and cheerios and the binky is what did it for Slacker. He doesn’t even want to imagine one on his back or his wife’s.
Like Slacker, I don’t ever want to own a mini-van. If I needed a place to have relations with my husband without disturbing the kids, sure I would use the car. If people want to buy a mini-van for relations, I say go for it! You got to get some, somehow.