Kids Say the Darndest Things
Kids say the darnedest things. They are like little parrots that absorb everything you say and blurt it out later on with no discretion.
Slacker says if you have children then you the world’s worst secret keeper. They use this tactic to impress people. He remembers being at a soccer game and he always brings water bottle and some other little kid picked up his bottle, and his 3 year-old daughter knocked it out of this other girls hand and says, “You don’t wanna drink that. It’s probably booze.” People looked at home like he was the biggest alcoholic.
Lil’ D said his little brother was being a little jerk and his mother had to spank him and he made a huge scene because he was screaming. So she sent him down to apologize to these people and he said, “Well, I wouldn’t have to apologize if you didn’t beat me!” Yikes!
What funny/ embarrassing thing did your kid say?
When I was like 5 years old my mother took me to the grocery store. There was an African American man in the same aisle as us, when I pointed out his nose and how big it was. My mother turned bright red and apologized to the man. The man, thankfully, just laughed and walked away. Oops.
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