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Junk Injuries

Yi!
Tom Hardy, who plays Bane in Batman, was brought to his knees by his infant son! The child caught him with the perfect kick during a diaper change.  Hardy tells Esquire, ''I managed to survive my entire life without getting kicked in the testicles. And then one day I was changing the diaper of my son. It was a sock dance. I put him on his back and he was moving his feet about. I was like, 'Come on', and he brought his heel down - and clipped the top of my left testicle. It took me to the f***ing floor man. I didn't see it coming, I was loose. And I took it straight on. I thought, 'Jesus, that's what it's like to be kicked in the balls.' Excruciating agony. And my son is only a foot-and-a-half long.''

Slacker says he's been injured..."there" with things from the force of a stampeding bull to a tiny little knick of a drumstick.  For example, Steve gave Slacker's son, Noah, those big green Hulk hands that talk when you pound them together as a gift.  One morning Slacker awoke to "Hulk will smash!" and proceeded to sit up and be punched, full-force, in the daddy parts.  Probably not the best wake-up call...

It doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman, anyone can weigh in on this subject.  It may not always be at the same level of pain, but "injuring your junk" is a universal possibility.  There are plenty of those America's Funniest Home Videos where the kid is practicing t-ball and hits his dad in the nuts.  In Bridesmaids, Kristen Wiig displays the pain a tennis ball can inflict on the girls.  No specific story is coming to mind, but I know it has happened to me before...and it is never fun!

What was your worst junk injury?

Until next time,
Torrey



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