Slacker has recently discovered something about himself that he can’t get over. He can’t write in cursive. He really hopes they don’t teach that to Noah in school because he won’t be able to help him. So, let’s make Slacker feel better, like the people that can’t drive a stick-shift. What is something that you can’t do? Fill in the blank: I’m an adult and I can’t _____.
For me, even though I’m an adult, I can’t swim. It’s funny because when I used to live in Florida, I took swim lessons all the time. I was a complete pro but the second I moved to Colorado something inside of me snapped and I will never touch the water ever again. Unless it’s a hot tub of course.
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