No matter how much you love your man, there is always one thing he does that drives you absolutely insane! Picks his nose…sings Sound of Music songs in the shower…eats butter right off the stick?
Slacker believes deeply in his heart that there are no two people who love absolutely everything about one another. Slacker said that he adores his wife…but…it drives him nuts when she eats Cheetos, Doritos, French-fries, etc. Every time she grabs one of these foods, she holds it with three fingers and her thumb, and sticks it in her mouth with half of her fist included.