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How I Got Them To Dump Me

Yi!!!

Slacker and Steve have a friend that is trying to get out of a relationship…but she doesn’t want to be the one to break it off!

The guys ran into a mutual "friend" who was having trouble with her boyfriend. It may sound high school but she is in her late 30's. She wants to break things off with him but hasn't decided whether she wants to be the dump-ee or the dump-er. She is deciding whether to create a situation where he will end the relationship so she doesn't have to do it.

The guy she wants to dump is a "sad sack" and he will crumble into tiny little pieces if she calls it off. This will make things a bit more difficult.

Slacker is like, "Duh, we'll just go on the air and get her some ideas..." After all, woman are the master manipulative race! You can convince man to think anything was his idea! Slacker would just ghost on the person and disappear...

DId you fake your own death? Did you drop all personal hygiene practices? She needs to hear enough stories to make a decision based on how the buffet looks. A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
 
What crazy things you’ve done to get someone to dump you?

I kissed another woman in public and the word got around. DONE...

Peace, Love and Good Happiness Stuff! - Ray the Intern

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