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OPP: Strip Club Server

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Tiffany has been out of a job for six months. She got a job offer from a friend of a friend and it's not exactly the most welcomed job in society or to her fiancé. She got offered a job to work at a local strip club as a cocktail waitress. Her fiancé is completely against it. He thinks that it will lead to her doing drugs and becoming a stripper. She says that she still has morals and she wouldn't lose them by cocktail waitressing. They both really need the money so Tiffany is considering lying to her fiancé and telling him she got a different waitressing job. She needs advice on whether or not to take the job.

Slacker says that he dated a cocktail waitress at a strip club and he said it was terrible because she was heavily into drugs and she did not do drugs before the cocktailing. He says that if she wants to get married to this guy, Tiffany needs to definitely tell him. Slacker says that people who work in a strip club make a lot of money and it is hard to say no and keep with your morals. Slacker thinks that the strip club is a trap for all and any employees.

Steve says she should lie but not for very long. He thinks she should rack up some good money and then leave the strip club. Steve says that once she starts bringing in the money her fiancé will respect her.

Should Tiffany take the job and lie to her fiancé or not take the job at all?

I think she should find a new job because I agree with her fiancé. I know many strippers that were former cocktail waitresses. I heavily believe it is a gateway job.

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Compliments

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You have nice gums! That's just an awkward thing to say! We have found a list of the most awkward compliments! Have you ever received any of these? Lets' hope not!
- I have birthmarks all over my arms and when I'm cold they get bright red. I was at a Christmas party wearing a short sleeve shirt and a lady came over to me and asked what happened to my arms. I replied they were just birthmarks and she responded "Oh.. well they're very festive."
- "You have a good tooth to gum ratio."
- "If I was as pretty as you, I would have 8 boyfriends and have been pregnant 3 times."
- "The skin under your chin is the softest under-chin skin I'VE EVER FELT"
- When I was in grad school, an instructor in my department saw me after I'd gotten a haircut and said, "I love your new haircut! You look TEN THOUSAND times better! I barely recognized you! I didn't know you could be so attractive!"
- One of my classmates said this gem to me: "You look like you could be one of Ted Bundy's victims....especially with your long hair, parted in the middle. All the girls he killed were really pretty."
- Guy at bar tells me I'm an interesting person, then says something like, "You must have been a really ugly kid, because usually pretty people don't have to develop a personality." Ooof.
- A classmate once told me I have the most perfectly shaped skull she'd ever seen and that I would "look really great bald"...um thanks?
- "Hey, you look so beautiful, the way you eat those nuggets." I had one in my mouth at the time. It then became an inside joke.
- "I just want to make a blanket out of your hair or something" -Drunk guy who decided it was okay to pet my hair in between sets at a concert. Ha.
- After seeing my feet in flip-flops a girl told me she really liked my right foot but didn't care for my left.
- "You have such great birthing hips! You'll be a great mother to all those children you're going to have some day!" ~Random lady at Target
- "You're a vixen. So sexy. You remind me of my daughter."
- My friends wedding photographer told the bride-to-be she would be a great plus size model.
- "People could tell how pretty you are if you just chose uglier friends."
- "You'd be gorgeous if you lost a bit of weight" *sigh

Slacker says that one time he and his wife were at a concert and her eyes were a little bloodshot and his wife has really blue eyes. A woman came up to her and said, "Your eyes are so patriotic!" He says that his most awkward compliment was when a man in an elevator complimented him on the shape of his head.

Steve says that his most awkward compliment is when as ex-girlfriend said, "You have a really confident walk."

Whether it was awkward or backhanded, what is the strangest compliment you have received?

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Crazy Craigslist

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Craigslist is an awesome place to find goods at a great price but now Craigslist is becoming responsible for an STD. Yes, that's right an STD! People are meeting each other on Craigslist to have relations and these personal ads are increasing the risk of contracting HIV. It's called the "Craigslist Effect" and it has resulted in 6,000 more individuals with HIV cases a year. Craigslist can be dangerous in more ways than one. There is a new trend to carry out the exchange of Craigslist deals at a police station to prevent a sticky situation or scam. Police stations are even volunteering and encouraging Craigslist buyers to use them as a "safe haven." Now in some states you can request an officer to facilitate a Craigslist exchange. A man in Arizona tried to stay far away from having the police facilitate his Craigslist exchange but his try ended in failure. He posted an ad wanting to have relations with a woman and her dog at the same time. An undercover female officer began exchanging texts and emails with him. Little did he know it was a sting operation with the Tempe police. They decided on a meeting place at a local hotel and the officer even brought a dog. The man admitted he wanted to have relations with both of them and by one touch of the dog he was arrested immediately.

Slacker says he buys a lot of things from Craigslist and says he loves it even though it is sketchy. He wants Steve to buy something on Craigslist. He says he is so scared of Craigslist people that when he is selling things he goes four houses down; make a quick transaction and leave.

Steve says he is afraid of Craigslist. He says he only buys things from stores. He thinks that Craigslist is dumb!

What is your crazy Craigslist story?

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Buried Next to My New Husband

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Til' death do us part! Shannon got married at a young age to her high school sweetheart named Collin. She had two children with her first husband, but unfortunately he passed away in a car accident. They were married for four years. A couple years later she met a man name Mark and after a couple years of dating they married. Shannon informed Mark over a nice casual dinner that when she dies she would want to be buried next to her first husband. She says then their children could visit them both at the same time. Shannon has no children with Mark but she says that Mark raised her children. Mark is completely against it because he says that they have been together longer and they will be together for the rest of their lives. She is mad because Mark is not considering her feelings, but Mark thinks that Shannon is being insane.

Slacker asks, "Why does it matter? You are going to be dead." He says that, "Shannon got married to Mark; she walked down the aisle to him, so who the hell is Collin at that point?" He says that if he dies suddenly, just get rid of the body because he is already dead and it does not matter. Slacker says that he does not go to visit people's graves because he can picture the loved one in his head and does not need to go look at a tombstone to remember them.

Steve says, "That Mark is fighting a ghost." He say that the only way Shannon should get married next to her husband is if she already bought the plot of land.

Who should she get buried by? Whose side are you on?

I am on no one's side. I can understand both sides fully. I think they should all get buried next to each other.

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Rat out the Brat

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More kids are doing yoga… but also taking sleep supplements. The National Health Interview Survey found a significant increase in the number of children using melatonin supplements as sleep aids. Researchers interviewed more than 17,300 adults, asking about their 4 to 17 year-olds, and found that 3.1 percent of kids did yoga in 2012. This is up from 2007's 2.3 percent. They also found that the use of melatonin supplements as sleep aid increased 700% between 2007 and 2012.

Slacker thinks it's crazy that kids are doing yoga and taking sleep supplements to go to bed. He doesn't think that should have to take pills just to sleep! Slacker also found an article about a guy who bought his 13 year old son a Nigerian man for a "friend".


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Crazy Neighbors

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We have all had one at some point or another… we're talking about crazy neighbors!

A dominatrix is operating a dungeon from her home in Orlando, and her neighbors aren't happy about it. Her website says she offers flogging, torture, electrical stimulation and corporal punishment at her home. She even has a cage in the backyard! Many of her neighbors have complained and authorities are investigating because the woman does not have a home occupational license.

A 58 year old woman, Gisele Paris, was convicted with stolen property and cruelty to animals. She stole a Siberian husky from her neighbor's yard. She believed it was being neglected, despite assurances to the contrary from a humane officer. Paris denied stealing the dog, telling police she found it in a vacant lot and took it to an animal shelter because it appeared to have been neglected. After a veterinarian told her the dog had growths on its legs and that it would cost $600 to remove, she instead paid to have the dog be put down. She was sentenced to three to six months in jail.

Slacker thinks that Steve is probably the "weird" guy in the neighborhood.

Steve says that he is the best neighbor and has the best neighbors ever!

What are some of your crazy neighbor stories?

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OPP: Mom Forcing Spring Break

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The mother of a college freshman decided to buy her daughter plane tickets to Mexico for her and a friend over spring break. However, her daughter doesn't really want to go! Here is what Rylee had to say:

Yi Slacker and Steve,
My mom is forcing me to go on a spring break trip this year. She's already paid for 2 plane tickets to Mexico (so I can bring a friend) and a hotel. I'm a freshman in college and she says I'll regret it for the rest of my life if I don't go do something fun. She doesn't understand that I'm not like her and going to be with a bunch of crazy drunk people in a foreign country doesn't sound fun to me. I'd rather relax and catch up on some TV with my time off. It's like she's been trying to get me to do things I don't like to do since I've been 16. Why can't she just leave me alone and let me do the things I like? How do I tell her I'm not going?
Rylee

Slacker doesn't want to be rude, but thinks that Rylee should get off the couch and go to Mexico! However, he doesn't like the fact that her mom has been trying to get her to do things that she doesn't want to do since she was 16.

Steve's advice is to go because she doesn't have to do anything she doesn't want to do. He says that Rylee should bring her book to read on the beach and relax. She doesn't have to drink or go to clubs just because she is in Mexico.

What should Rylee do in this situation?

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Parent of the Year

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And the "Parent of the Year" award goes to…

A woman in Massachusetts was arrested after pouring some of her margarita in her two-year-old child's sippy cup while at a restaurant. The woman was given two warnings by the restaurant staff before the staff decided to call the police. The woman and her child were taken to the hospital and alcohol was found in the toddler's system. The sippy cup in the woman's bag also smelled like booze. She was charged with child endangerment.

Florida police charged a woman with child neglect after they received an anonymous tip that two young girls were walking door to door trying to sell their toys out of a baby stroller. The sisters, ages 7 and 9, told the deputies they missed their school bus and were trying to "help mommy stay in the house". When the cops asked the mother about her daughters she said: "Well, they should know better. It's their job to wake me up in the morning and get ready for school."

Slacker thinks he is a better parent than Lil' D, but Steve doesn't agree.

Steve says that his dad would give him sips of beer when he was little but never in a public place.

What have you done to win the "Parent of the Year" award?

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Relationship Revenge

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A Georgia man came home from his fishing trip last Monday to find his home trashed. His home was flooded and a huge bag of dog poop was on his bed. Who did it? His ex-girlfriend of course. She was mad because he spent Valentine’s Day with his son rather than her. The police said, “He said he was reluctant to leave on Valentine’s Day, but since he only sees his son very rarely, he decided to do so. He returned home on Monday after receiving a phone call alerting him to the woman “acting crazy and doing strange things around his house. He said when he arrived home he found his kitchen flooded from the pipes under the sink being detached in several places with pieces of wood laid over the wet floor so as to be walked on by (his girlfriend). He located a plastic bag of dog poop on his bed, with another note that said, ‘You really know how to (mess) the bed!’” Caro Vogel caught her boyfriend cheating on her after she bought him a new car. He was having relations in the back seat! She found a radio show host called, Captain Luke, of the show Ex Men. Captain Luke filmed himself smashing the car into pieces, with baseball bats and axes. Caro says she does not regret her decision to destroy the car at all. An angry girlfriend in Florida got revenge on her ex-boyfriend after she had him robbed at gunpoint! Sarah Matherly has been accused by police of arranging two men to attack her ex-boyfriend. One man even placed her former boyfriend in a chokehold. Sarah then called her boyfriend and said, “That’s what you get for cheating on me. “
 
Slacker says who would have your own property destroyed? He got extremely caught up on the radio show host and imagined them to having terrible radio. Slacker went on a tangent about a radio show host who leaves the show to film himself destroying a car!
 
Steve loves the radio show hosts name, “Captain Luke.”
 
What revenge did you commit on your ex-lover?
 
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OPP: Dating with Autistic Child

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Today’s OPP is from Misty!
 
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I have a 6 year old son that has autism. His dad couldn't handle being the parent of a child with special needs and left us a few years ago. I have been the only caretaker and provider for my son since his dad left and I haven't had any time for myself. I've barely dated at all and I'm lonely. My son doesn't do well with others and it's hard to leave him and enjoy myself. When I have met guys in the past, they were scared off as soon as they found out about my son. How do other single moms find men? And how long should I wait to tell men about my son so they aren't scared away? –Misty
 
Slacker says that it would be hard for Misty because her son does not work well with others, meaning it would be hard for her to find a babysitter, let alone a boyfriend. He says going into that situation with an autistic son is a tough situation and a tough life. He does not even know how Misty will get a date without having to leave her child for even a short period time. Slacker says that, “If you cannot take care of you, you cannot take care of your children.” He suggests online dating.
 
Steve says, “It seems like Misty is referring to her dates that know about her son, look at him as a lot of baggage.”  He says that he loves dating single moms. He says that Misty should just announce the situation up front so she does not invest any time in tools.
 
What advice do you have for Misty?
 
I think she should try online dating!
 
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Psycho Snow Stories

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A 17-year-old boy from New Hampshire wanted to make a little extra money. He decided to remove snow from roofs from local neighborhoods. He had an extreme mishap when he fell 30 feet through a roof after it collapsed. He was impaled by a coat rack. He suffered severe injuries. He shattered his hip and damaged his appendix and his colon. He even had to have his colon removed. The doctors said that the coat rack saved his life because he landed on his lap which saved the piercing from being worse. He somehow managed to survive the fall. Another New Hampshire man survived a snow mishap this week after he was shoveling the snow off of his roof. An avalanche effect happened and buried him in two feet how snow. The snow was compacted onto his chest so he was unable to move. His daughter and wife had just left the house. He lay in the snow for four hours and screamed for help once his family arrived back home. He says, "It was just ... being in the wrong place at the wrong time.” A Massachusetts man is making money off of the record breaking snow. He is selling snow in a box for 89 dollars. He is making a profit off this unique idea. He has fulfilled 133 orders thus far. His company site says, “We’re drowning in 5ft of snow. Trapped in our tiny a-- apartment and dealing with 3 hour long commutes ... we desperately need your help getting this snow out of our city!”
 
Slacker says he never put anything inside a snowball because it is morally wrong. He asks, “Who has a 30 foot roof?”
 
Steve used to pack rocks in his snowballs and damage things around town. He would also put fireworks around snowmen and blow them up. He asks, “Who has coat racks?” He says that he implies that the man who got trapped under the snow that he must had peed. Therefore yellow snow was present.
 
What is your psycho snow story?
 
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Obsessed

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A man named Johnny is so obsessed with Paris Hilton that he bought her a vintage red Cadillac and parked it outside of her gated community. She refused and called the police. Paris claims that he has been stalking her for years. He once flew a plane over the Hilton’s family home in Malibu that had two signs attached to the plane. One stated, “Can't Get Paris Whitney Hilton Out of My Mind" and the other said, "Mr. & Mrs. Hilton, may I court your daughter Paris?" He even went as far as to send her a wedding dress in the mail and asked her to marry him. The Cadillac is still parked outside Paris Hilton’s house but the windows are smashed in.
 
Slacker says he is a simple kind of man when it comes to food. He says that he does not have any random obsessions but Steve claims otherwise. Eddie Van Halen was Slacker’s drug.
 
Steve says that Slacker was so obsessed with Van Halen that he made the gate code to his house the title of their album 5150.
 
What do you have a weird obsession with?
 
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Romance Gone Awry

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New Jersey man lit his apartment on fire after making his girlfriend dinner for her birthday. He had plans on proposing but got distracted when he started a grease fire in the kitchen. Isaiah Cox states, "I had just put the grease on the stove, I went to check on him, it took about a minute, but when I got back the cabinets were on fire. I threw the pot of grease out of the window to try to put it out. I was so confused; I forgot to grab the fire extinguisher that was right there when you enter the kitchen. "I tried to put it out but once I breathed the smoke in I knew it was too much for me.'' A Dutchman was trying to make a romantic gesture with a crane. If that isn’t romantic enough, the crane he rented to propose to his girlfriend fell over and crashed through his neighbor’s roof. He wasn’t hurt and fortunately his girlfriend said yes. A woman in Bulgaria got too excited about her new engagement with her long- time boyfriend and fell to her death. She fell off of 65-foot cliff near the resort they were staying in. The woman was found alo9ve but then later passed away. A South Carolina, woman was arrested by the local police after she threatened her boyfriend with a loaded gun for rejecting her “sexual advancements.”  Talk about romance gone wrong!
 
Slacker says that he always makes a big batch of fries after he proposes to someone!
 
Steve says that it’s always smart to throw the grease fire out the window. He said that he paid 3o dollars to get his sheets clean and he brought a girl home. He did not want to dirty his sheets so they had relations somewhere else.
 
What stories do you have when your romantic gesture went awry?
 
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OPP: Living with My Ex

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Today’s OPP is from Trisha!
 
Yi guys! My husband and I divorced 5 months ago. We don’t have a lot of money and decided to stay in the same house. He’s the one that decided to break it off and lately he’s started bringing a lot of women home and flaunting them in front of me. It’s like he’s taunting me and trying to rub it in my face. I don’t want him to see that it’s getting to me, but I’ll admit it’s hard to see him with someone else. My question is, should I start bringing guys home? I want him to know that I can play this game too. I know it’s a little childish but I’m not going to let him walk all over me. What would you do if you were me? –Trisha
 
Slacker says if you live with your ex still, there should be a rule that you cannot bring other people over of the opposite sex. He thinks that it is obvious that she is still in love with her ex-husband. Slacker says that if he was in the same circumstance he would be livid if his wife brought a new man home. He says that he would have no problem with his ex-wife dating other men but she cannot bring the other men home.
 
Steve thinks that she is still hurt by her relationship. He thinks that her ex-husband is flaunting and purposely trying to make her jealous. Steve agrees with Slacker; there should be a rule about bringing other people over and having relations with them.
 
Should she start bringing men home?
 
I agree with Slacker. She is clearly not over her ex. I think she needs to either find a way to move out, make a rule about no more people over, or try and get back together with him.
 
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GMD: Daughter's Dating Age

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Greg and Chrissy have been together since high school. They had a mishap in their early teenage years and got pregnant. Now their daughter is 15-years-old and is ready to start dating. Chrissy is fine with her dating and thinks that teenage years are the natural age to start dating. Greg completely is against it because he does not want his daughter to become pregnant at the age he and his wife did. Chrissy thinks that won’t happen because she is a good kid and gets straight A’s.  She does not want her to be secluded from what her other friends are doing. She said the reason why she and Greg got pregnant was because they were bad kids who ditched class, wild, and un-mature. Chrissy thinks Greg is being way overprotective. He won’t even let his daughter go on a supervised date to the movies. His likely dating number for his daughter is 18-years-old.
 
Slacker does not think that Greg is wrong, but he thinks the dating age should be earlier than 18-years-old. He says sometimes the responsible ones are the most rebellious.
 
Steve says, “That if Greg did not start dating Chrissy at such an early age, he wouldn’t have met the love of his life.” He says if Greg tells her no, she is going to do it anyway.
 
Whose side are you on?
 
I can understand where Greg is coming from. If I were in that circumstance I would most likely feel the same, however I am siding with Chrissy. If you did a good job parenting and continue to parent then there should not be a problem. Their daughter should be allowed to date.
 
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Hygiene Hijinks

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A new study shows that 58 percent of Americans brush their teeth only once a day. If they are only brushing once a day that means flossing is as extinct as the dinosaurs! Another study says that women wash their hair every three to five days.
 
Slacker says that it’s okay to not wash your hair every day because the natural oils are good for your head. He says he never has to wash his sheets because he has a wife. Slacker thinks Steve’s skin is going to fall off because he showers so often. Slacker flosses and brushes his teeth every day! His dentist must be proud. He says Steve showers too much and doesn’t brush enough. Slacker wants to touch his elbows.
 
Steve says everyone is nasty except for him! He says he showers every day and sometimes two times a day. It bothers Steve when he watches movies a couple had just got done having relations and they put their clothes back on and carry on with the rest of their day. Steve brushes his teeth only once a day. Steve says he has the cleanest weinus ever! He says that Slacker brushes his teeth wrong and ruins his enamel. 
 
What are your weird hygiene habits?
 
I wash my hair every five days but that is not weird. I think that is normal for women nowadays due to the invention of dry shampoo.
 
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Sibling Rivalry

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Sibling Rivalry! You cannot stop it from happening! It just comes naturally! A new study has suggested from the researches of the University of Nebraska that the biggest bullies are no longer on the playground. 400 undergrads were surveyed about bullying. The students responded with the biggest bullies they faced were their own siblings. Ryan Santiago, resident in Athens-Clarke County, arrested recently after stabbing his brother in the face. They were arguing over the mailbox key in their apartment complex. One of the brothers wanted the key because he was expecting a package. The victimized brother’s face was “severe” and had a deep cut about two to three inches long.  He went to the hospital for treatment while the other brother went to jail. A model in Croatia, Dajana Grkovic was stabbed by her twin sister Sara after a fight over a man. Sara was jealous of her sister’s relationship with the man they both liked. Sara faces attempted murder charges. One neighbor told the media, "They had been a bit wild since their mother went away, and they were left to their own devices. But we never thought it would come to something like this."
 
Slacker was trying to remember if he has ever been stabbed by a sibling. He recalls one time when his brother stabbed him in the stomach with a “grapefruit” spoon.
 
Steve was an only child so he never encountered the beauty of sibling rivalry. He thinks they should do a second segment and call it “Stabbing Siblings!”
 
Big or small, what are your sibling rivalry stories?
 
I stabbed my brother in the face with a sharp wooden sword from the hotel Excalibur in Las Vegas.
 
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OPP: Boyfriend's Not the Same After Military

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Today’s OPP is from Cara!
 
Yi,
My boyfriend just got back from the army. We've been together for a few years and going overseas really changed him. He gets angry and yells a lot more than he ever did before. He's more confrontational and sometimes it's like he wants to argue. He's not the same guy he was when we met. I know he's been through a lot and seen a lot of bad stuff and I want to support him, but I can't take it anymore. I need some advice. Is this a permanent thing? Will he always be this angry or will he go back to being the man he was before? Thanks.  -Cara
 
Slacker says there is a military stigma. He thinks that Cara needs to give him a grace period because he just got back from the military; however, he also thinks she deserves a loving mate. Slacker says people change.  He thinks that people change all the time. He says she made the decision to stay with him when he was in the military and that she had to have some expectations. He thinks that military spouses have more responsibility because that spouse back home is the only reason why the deployed spouse is still alive.
 
Steve asks, “Would the situation be different if Cara’s boyfriend was a truck driver? He thinks that military spouses should expect this when their spouse leaves for the military. He thinks that Cara has free reign without guilt to leave her boyfriend.  
 
What advice do you have for Cara?
 
Therapy is always the answers. If she loves him she will stay and work through his problems.
 
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Simple Pleasures

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People always tell us, enjoy the simple things in life. We found an article that has a list of the top simple pleasures most people (women) enjoy!
Weird Little Things That Bring You Joy
Sometimes it's the little things in life that bring the most joy. Here are the small moments that bring every girl joy:
​•​Taking off your tights or control top pantyhose.
​•​Getting home and peeling off your skinny jeans.
​•​Kicking off your heels.
​•​Looking at all the makeup on your face wipe: Seeing all the gross makeup that was on your face is weirdly satisfying.
​•​Getting into bed right after you shave your legs.
​•​Taking your hair out of a tight braid, ponytail or bun.
​•​Taking your bra off at the end of the day.
​•​Plucking a hair and getting the whole hair and follicle: Gross? Yes, but it's so satisfying.
​•​Peeling off your nail polish and getting the whole nail in one chunk.
 
Slacker says he knows how good it feels to peel out of his skinny jeans. His simple pleasure is looking at his Kleenex after blowing his nose. Slacker also loved taking his hair out of a ponytail when he had long rocker hair! Also pull threw parking spaces.
 
Steve says that he is a Kleenex looker. He has a pleasure when he pulls a weed and the whole root comes out when he pulls. He compares that feeling to pulling a hair. He also loves go to the website and puts the cursor in the middle of the screen before the page loads and watch it load around the cursor.
 
Lil’ D says his simple pleasure is the head of his vacuum. He says the end fits perfectly to his table and cleans it so well.
 
What are your simple pleasures?
 
One of my simple pleasures is clean hair. I love the feeling of how silky my hair is after it is washed and straightened.
 
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Wild Weddings

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A wedding in India ended abruptly after the bride decided to marry a random wedding guest rather than the groom. She was outraged when her fiancé became ill during the nuptials. He collapsed and was rushed to the hospital. Her anger stemmed from him concealing his problems. After the wedding proceeded a fight between both families broke up and the police had to come break up all of the fighting. Talk about a wild wedding!
 
Slacker says that if a couple both agree on having a weird wedding then they are perfect together; just don’t invite him to the wedding. One wedding Slacker went to he got caught on fire do to the table candle. He was leaning on the table and his shirt caught fire and he did not notice until another wedding guest had to come tackle him and pat the fire out. He says, “Thank God his hair did not catch fire.”
 
Steve says the worst song ever is the traditional wedding song.
 
What wild wedding stories do you have?
 
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OPP: Bad Relationship Advice

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Amy’s friend always comes to her for advice regarding her boyfriend. She complains about him all of the time and wants him to change. They have only been together for a month. She is starting to get annoyed by her friend. She says she is just an okay friend. Amy thinks her friend’s boyfriend is actually a great guy and is starting to grow feelings for him. She said they get along great, better than her friend gets along with him. She says he could be “the one.” Amy is almost inclined to break her friend and her boyfriend up for her own benefit. She is thinking about giving her friend bad advice and suggest to her that they should break up because they are not good for each other. Amy is trying to decide on how to go about the ordeal and she is strongly pushing towards talking to him first.          
 
Slacker says Amy cannot break them up and then get with him the next day because it would be obvious that she was the one that sabotage their relationship. He says if Amy’s friend does not mean anything to her then she should just go for it. Slacker believes people come into your life through other people so it could be possible that Amy’s friends boyfriend could be the one for her but it would burn her friendship.
 
Steve says Amy knows what she wants so she should go for it. He says if he might be the one, so she cannot let him get away. Steve thinks Amy is a good friend because she is trying to get advice. He thinks all Amy is looking for is approval.
 
Is Amy wrong for this? Should she sabotage her friend’s relationship for her own benefit?
 
I still follow the bro code rule. You cannot date your friend’s former boyfriends. If Amy values her friendship, than she will not go after her friend’s boyfriend or deliberately sabotage them.
 
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Claim to Fame

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Everyone has some type of claim to fame, whether it is big or small. Two Australian longtime friends claim that they are in possession of the oldest hamburger. The teens bought a Quarter Pounder from McDonalds and decided to save it. One of the men, Casey Dean, says, “We’re pretty sure it’s the oldest burger in the world. It started off as a joke, you know we told our friend we’d hold his burger for him but he never turned up and before we knew it six months had passed. The months became years and now, 20 years later, it looks the same as it did the day we bought it, perfectly preserved in its original wrapping.” Across the world a couple decided to go on the ultimate date. They visited three Disney parks all in one day. Orlando, San Diego, and Tokyo were all the locations. The trip was to celebrate their 17th wedding anniversary. Every year they celebrate at a Disney Park so this year they decided to go above and beyond. During their three park journey they had no time to ride any rides at each park just enough time to snap a photo. Talk about a claim of fame!
 
Slacker’s claim to fame that he is the only person who has been in a long term relationship with Steve. He won best guitarist in Colorado and that could be another claim to fame.
 
Steve says his claim to fame is having 16 strikeouts in one game in North Dakota.
 
What is your claim to fame?
 
Every concert I go to I try my hardest to touch the artists. Why? I don’t know it is kind of creepy. However, my claim to fame is touching and grasping Keith Urban’s nipple.
 
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Cussing Around Kids

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Cussing around kids is a hard thing to monitor, especially if you have a sailor mouth. Some people rarely monitor themselves and some people are sticklers for keeping their language ‘G’ rated. Children’s brains are like sponges, they can remember everything someone said from months ago and then randomly should that something embarrassing at in the middle of a crowded grocery store. Once your little angel says the “f-bomb” it can be funny and cute at first but once you acknowledge their cute slip up it becomes a storm where the only thing that comes out of their mouth is bad words. There are some parents that decide not to curb their swearing like Australian woman, Em Rusciano. She says, "I just feel there are so many other things to worry about as a parent. I want to teach my small ladies all the magical mysteries of the world. I want to spend my time showing them how to be excellent people, humans and women, which are all topics I give more of a BLEEP about than swearing. My kids are now eight and 13, and they know the difference between using a swear word as an adverb and using it as an insult. The first rule in swear club is that we don’t direct it at another family member."
 
Slacker says that he has the worst mouth ever. He says, “If your kid can pronounce it, let him say it!” He does not understand why cussing is so bad, why it is so taboo. He says, “If you let your kids swear where will you draw the line? Alcohol? Weed? Relations?” He thinks that he would rather have his kids swearing at home so he can teach his kids not to do it in public.
 
Steve says that Slacker should be proud of his naughty mouth because he is so creative! There is a guy that he and Slacker know that teaches his children how to properly use naughty words in a sentence. Steve says that if he had kids he would self-edit himself around his children.
 
Do you swear in front of your kids?
 
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Weird Weapons

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Martin County, Florida woman, Linda Vines recently got arrested for assaulting her boyfriend with chocolate milk. She came home from work and woke her boyfr4iend up from his nap. They started arguing then she decided to pour chocolate milk all over him and part of the furniture. Cops charged Linda with battery. A man threw a bowling ball through the rear window of another individual’s cars. He grabbed the bowling ball again and threw it through the driver’s window. The driver called the police and videotaped the entire assault. If you go to Idaho watch out for the women in heels. A woman stabbed another woman in the face with her high heeled show in the face. The reasoning behind the attack the victim bumped the suspect on the dance floor. The victim was sent to the hospital and was treated for her injuries. Five dollars is sometimes worth attacking people over apparently. A Kentucky man attacked a woman with a vacuum cleaner. He tied the woman’s hands up with the cord of the machine and shoved her in a closet. She broke free but the man tried to strangle her with the cord. She agreed to pay him the five dollars then ran and told police. He is facing numerous charges including second-degree assault.
 
Slacker does not like the fact that Steve eats instant mashed potatoes. He does not understand why he would not take the extra five minute boiling minutes and eat real mashed potatoes. Slacker’s favorite type of chocolate milk is the milk left over from eating a bowl of cereal of Cocoa Pebbles.
 
Steve was once prepared to use hot mashed potatoes as a weapon. He heard some noises while he was cooking dinner. Steve followed the noises while creeping around his condo with a hot bowl of instant mashed potatoes, rather than grabbing a knife from the kitchen.
 
Lil’ D used his skateboard as a weapon while getting mugged by an older boy at school. He decided not to swing his skateboard at the boy he threw at him. The boy stole his skateboard as well while Lil’ D ran.
 
What strange object have you used as a weapon?
 
When my brother and I were little we used to rough house and attack each other. One time we were chasing each other around the house and I grabbed the meat tenderizer and whacked him in the elbow.
 
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OPP: Don't Want to Adopt

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Today’s OPP comes from Laura!
 
Yi guys, 
My husband and I found out that we cannot have kids. Of course I wanted kids, but I've come to terms with it and look at it as a sign that we were not meant to be parents. My husband is not taking it so well. He wants to be a dad and started talking about adoption the second we found out. He is dead set on adopting but I'm not interested in it at all. It's expensive, there are so many legal hoops to jump through, and I don't want to feel like I'm doing some kind of charity work because I gave a kid a home. My body said I can't have kids and that’s the way it is. This isn't something we seriously discussed before we got married and now it's turned into a major disagreement. Is this something a relationship can survive, or will he always resent me because he's not a dad? 
-Laura
 
Slacker says he knows people who have adopted and they feel less attached to their adopted child then if it was your biological child. He says that Laura’s husband cannot keep asking to adopt because, “One no in a relationship is it.” Slacker says, “Naturally you want your own kids.” Slacker is the “love guy” and has hope for all love but in this circumstance, Laura’s marriage will not survive. He can understand where Laura is coming from, she wanted her own baby.
 
Steve says it is weird that it is the woman in this circumstance who does not want a kid because most women want to be a mother. He knows a couple who adopted foster children and the woman in the relationship decided they are not her kids so she left her husband the foster children. The father says that those are his kids and he would take a bullet for them. Steve thinks that her relationship will not survive.
 
Can their relationship survive or will he resent her forever?
 
I think that their relationship will not continue on for much longer because the topic of children is huge make or break in a relationship and they heavily disagree. I think if she wants to keep her marriage intact she should consider adopting.
 
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GMD: Deviant Daughter

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Rob and Janie are having a difficult time with their difficult teenager who is their only child. Janie and her daughter are always at odds with one another. The house is nothing but comparable to World War 3.  Their daughter is extremely disrespectful. Janie says she has tried all types of parenting styles but nothing is working, she says it is impossible. Janie has a solution to the problem that her husband does not agree with. Janie wants to send her daughter to boarding school to change her rebellious ways. Rob disagrees because he thinks their daughter will just rebel even more. Janie think that she needs to be removed from the situation for their daughter improve her behavior. Rob thinks that alienating his daughter from her parents, friends, and school will do nothing but cause more chaos. Janie says that their daughter is a daddy’s girl and that is why Rob disagrees with her.  Rob says their daughter does not have true behavioral issues. Rob says that she will even rebel in boarding school and her behavior will continue to grow worse. He says they can solve all of their problems at home.
 
Slacker says that their daughter’s behavior is a normal stage that every teenage girl goes through. He says that he does not know anything about boarding school so he does not know if that is the solution.
 
Steve says it is a good thing that Janie and Rob’s daughter is an only child. He says that he loves the concept of boarding school. He says it is like taking your broken iPhone to the store and they fix it for you and you get it back.
 
Whose side are you on?
 
They can try counseling first and if that does not work I agree with Janie, send her to boarding school.
 
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Did it for Beauty

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5-foot-4 Alexandra Tanser of Russia is a very dedicated aspiring model. She has been turned down from the runway because she is too short. She is currently undergoing procedures to make her taller; very painful procedures. Alexandra is having her legs broken and lengthened to make her taller. She wears a brace on her legs that slowly lengthens her bones. The procedure is called Llizarov apparatus. She has grown 2.5 inches since the first surgery. She has three more to go and has hopes of being able to walk the runway in three years at 33-years-old. She says, “I’ll probably be told I'm too old to be a model by then, but I’ll dye my hair blonde and at least I will look and feel like one.” A woman from England has spent over 30, 000 dollars to achieve to looking like Pamela Anderson. She has had eight breast implant surgeries, lip injections, and Botox. She is a Pamela Anderson impersonator. Athletes are now drinking breast milk because it has a lot of protein in it .
 
Slacker says he does not understand why models have to be tall for the runway. He thinks that the hottest Victoria’s Secret models are the shorter ones like Adriana Lima.  Slacker says that he has never tasted breast milk and thinks it’s gross that Steve had.
 
Steve says that the Russian woman is going to be extremely un-proportional. He thinks that her age will put her out of the runway but while she is at it she needs to add the stretching neck rings. Steve says that he tried breast milk and feels stronger.
 
Lil’ D says that he never has had breast  milk.
 
What price have you paid for beauty?
 
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Why I'm Going to Hell

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A 45-year-old funeral director from Australia is facing up to three years in prison on over 100 counts of theft and deception after faking 77 deaths. Robin Knight used prepaid funeral contracts to con insurance companies. He used 540,000 dollars he received to pay bill and other business costs. He is pleading guilty to all the charges. A woman got her kidney stolen by a doctor after an operation on her colon. Xu Xiuying had to undergo two major surgeries on her colon at two different hospitals due to cancer. After the operations she was complaining of back pain and got her back x-rayed; turns out she was missing a kidney but is not sure which hospital or which operation her vital organ was stolen. The sales of healthy organs are sold for thousands of dollars in China. The court is having a difficult time ruling which hospital stole her kidney. In Florida police are searching for a man who was spotted stealing money from a girl scout last Thursday outside of a local grocery store. Footage shows the man walk up to the Girl Scouts and casually grabbed the black box that contained all the profits from selling Girl Scout Cookies. He was last seen getting into the passenger side of a Toyota.
 
Slacker says that he has stolen but does not think he is going to hell because it is a “white collar crime.”  
 
Steve says that the woman from China had an extra kidney so she did not really need her other one. He says that he was “collecting” money for “UNICEF” to get money for weed. He says he went from door to door to get money for his dealer.
 
Do you think you are going to hell? What for?
 
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OPP: Bulimic Co-Worker

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Jamie is unsure of what to do. She suspects her coworker of struggling with bulimia. Jamie previously struggled with an eating disorder so she knows and understands the signs. She says that her coworker visits the bathroom many times especially after eating and she always has gum or breath mints in her mouth. Jamie says that her coworker never eats and when she does she goes to the bathroom immediately and afterwards Jamie says that her breath smells. They are just acquaintances so Jamie does not know if it is her place to say anything. Jamie says her coworker talks about having five sisters and a cat but Jamie thinks that her sisters do not care.
 
Slacker says that the pervious producer of the show found signs of bulimia in the women’s bathroom on a daily bases. He proposes the question, “What do you do if you see someone drowning?” He says you help them, you save them.
 
Steve says that Jamie should not say anything because it is not her place because Jamie may be accusing an eating disorder when it is really nothing.
 
What should Jamie do?
 
I think Jamie needs to say something because she can relate to her and have good advice to point her into the right direction into getting help for her disorder. Jamie’s coworker is struggling alone and needs a friend who understands what she is going through. One way Jamie can reach out to her is to ask her to go for a coffee and get to know her better then bring up the habits that have been noticed.  
 
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Sleepovers

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Sleepovers are childhood tradition! Should they be taken away? Many parents in today’s era believe so. Parents are now sticking to a strict no sleepover rule because of junk food, ‘R’ rated movies, truth or dare, lack of supervision, and the list goes on and on. Parents are now calling for “sleep unders” or “half overs.” Parent’s children may have their friends over for the gab sessions, and maybe a little bit of junk food, but the children must snuggle up in their own beds at the end of the night. Is this overprotective parenting or correct parenting? Undeniably, sleepovers do come with crazy stories and memories!
 
Slacker says that he very rarely had a sleepover. He does not let his children have sleepovers because his son sleep walks a lot. He is afraid that his son will be walking around and the parents may think he is an intruder and shoot him. Slacker does not like the bullying that goes on at sleepovers. At a sleepover Slacker was at his friend tried to slide down the banister and ripped his manhood. That became his identity. Slacker says you remembered him as the guy who ripped his manhood!
 
Steve had lot of sleepovers, mostly at his friend’s house. He says that his sleepovers when he was older were crazy because that’s when the dirty magazines came out. Spin the bottle and truth or dare were all activities on the agenda for a sleepover.
 
Lil’ D had sleepovers every weekend because his parents were “schlepping” him off! He says that he got in a lot of trouble at his sleepovers, like sneaking out to egg people’s houses.
 
What are your crazy sleepover stories?
 
When I was in high school I was still having sleep overs with my friends on the weekends. I would tell my parents that I was staying at my friend’s house and they would tell their parents that they were staying at mine. No questions were asked. We were typical teenagers, rebellious and dumb. It was Friday night and we decided that we were going to partake in some drinking… too much drinking. We definitely had a sleep over, but it was on a playground down the street from my house in the middle of fall. It was freezing and we were all sick. The monkey bars got to me!
 
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Fat Tax

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Puerto Rico might have a lot of angry parents with the passing of this new bill! Parents with an obese child will be taxed 800 dollars if their child does not lose weight. Obese children will be referred from a teacher to a counselor who would then contact officials at the Health Department. The children would be placed on a diet and exercise program for six months. If they do not lose weight by the end of six months then the parents will be taxed. Senator Jose Luis Dalmau, who supports the bill, believes that holding parents accountable is "necessary for society." Children with medical issues would be exempted from the program.
 
Slacker thinks that the BMI chart is impossible to hit. He was in shape and was still considered obese for his size. He says that obesity has serious health risks. Slacker says that as a parent he is horrified by this because it is humiliating for the child. He says that if his kids were obese he would handle it and not need outside assistance and a fine to get his children in shape. He proposes the question, “What’s next? Getting fines for high cholesterol?” Slacker feels that he is perfect and says he would be willing to pay a “narcissist tax.”
 
Steve says he is all for this for weird reasons. He says because he is a smoker is ostracized by the public and he wants to see one group of people judge everyone else. Steve thinks that we need to start kids early on keeping fit. He says that shaming is a powerful motivator. He thinks that the teachers are only regulating this system for the revenue. 
 
Lil’ D says he wants a “ghost tax.” At an event he claims he is going to smoke and he just leaves. He never says bye and just “ghosts.” Lil’ D says the “ghost tax” is as much as his mortgage. Lil’ D says that Slacker’s tax would be “type a personality.”
 
If you were a parent in Puerto Rico would you support this or be furious?
 
I would be furious because although obesity can lead to serious medical issues they are CHILDEN. There is not one child that needs to be on a diet and exercise program. Obesity can be caused by many things as a child like, baby fat or puberty! Hormones can cause an individual to lose weight. This is ridiculous and this law needs to be vetoed at once!
 
 
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Blaze of Glory

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They say not to burn bridges when leaving a job but sometimes due to the situation and circumstances burning bridges, literally, is the only option that seems right.  A former McDonald’s employee in St. Paul, Minnesota certainly was not lovin’ it while he was destroying everything he could get his hands on in the fast food restaurant. The man was angry due to a shorted paycheck or because he was fired. The reasoning was unclear. The manager on duty waited to call 911 after the restaurant was already in shambles. He will obviously not be getting a good reference from McDonalds. In Summit County, Ohio a woman names Samantha Lockhart was arrested for destroying her former boss’ office two days after losing her job. She broke into his office and smashed personal photos, threw glitter and sprayed Silly String everywhere. She broke his computer scanner, and printer. She was arrested and charged with vandalism.
 
Slacker says that the day that he sells his house he will have to explain that there is glitter all over his house because he had a daughter. He says that if he were to go out in a blaze of glory he would tell the public the real names of all the people who work in the studios and disclaim their salaries. 
 
Steve says the boss in Ohio will be finding glitter in his office for the rest of his career because glitter does not come out of anything even after cleaning for hours.
 
Lil’ D says that he would change all the music playlist to the most annoying songs ever like Mary Had a Little Lamb.
 
Have you ever left your former job in a blaze of glory? If so, what did you do while quitting?
 
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OPP: Got Another Woman Pregnant

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James made a huge mistake and cheated on his wife! Not only did he cheat on his wife he got another woman pregnant. This pregnancy was caused by a one night stand rather than an affair. This whole ordeal is only a month in. The other woman wants James to be a part of their child’s life and there is no way that she is giving her baby up. James obviously has to tell his wife immediately but he also does not want to lose her. He says that he is planning on telling her soon. James feels victimized. He does not want a divorce because they are sloppy and messy and he still “loves” his wife.
 
Slacker he says that you don’t accidently cheat on your wife. He tells James that he cannot tell his wife before Valentine’s Day on Saturday. Slacker says that there is no way that James can feel victimized because he did this! He says he is sick to his stomach because his wife is crushed. James had a sarcastic tone to his voice and Slacker tells James, “To stop being a tool because he did this!”
 
Steve says that he should tell his wife on Valentine’s Day with a bouquet of flowers. He thinks that he needs to tell his wife everything all at once. Steve says that he needs to be completely honest with his wife. He says that he should tell her on St. Patricks’ Day because she will be drunk.
 
How can James break the news to his wife without breaking up the relationship?
 
I have no advice on how to keep his wife.  Each individual is different when reacting to a spouse cheating. She may leave but she may stay. If I were his wife I would pack his things for him. He needs to go to church and pray that his mistake will be forgiven by his wife and that she will find the grace and mercy to help raise his baby.  
 
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Technology Screwed Me Over

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An Oregon woman drove into a river after following Google Maps. The road was closed however, Google Maps did not know. A 19 -year-old man was robbed after he bragged about his wealth after he bragged about it on social media. Three men in masks robbed him by kicking in the door to his Philadelphia house. Texas teen got fired from her job before she even started because of a tweet. The boss of this pizza shop fired back tweet telling her that she does not have a job anymore. He got suspended because his tweet was “un-professional.”
 
Slacker says that he uses common sense when it comes to following Google Maps. He says that he has a ton of friends that post about being on a trip on social media and he thinks that is the stupidest thing ever because you are giving an opening welcome to thieves robbing our house.
 
Steve says, “It is not technology screwing you over it’s your stupidity!”
 
How did technology screw you over?
 
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Drunk or Kid

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Today we’re playing Drunk or Kid! You tell us your crazy stories and we will guess if you were either drunk or a kid! Lil’ D is going to read the stories in the first person without giving the answer and Slacker and Steve will guess!
 
First Story: I got locked out my apartment which was on the third floor. He climbed up to the third story to get onto the balcony to break into my own house. I fell 20 feet off of my balcony.
 
Slacker says kid.
 
Steve says drunk because kids don’t lock themselves out of the house.
 
Answer: Drunk.
 
Second Story: I was leaving the local Denny’s. I jumped on a grease trap and fell through. Firefighters had to come rescue me and pull me out of the grease.
 
Slacker says drunk because no one sober goes to Denny’s.
 
Steve says kid!
 
Answer: Kid.
 
Third Story: I decided to go on a test drive in the Bronx. I hit five parked cars and t-boned a cop.
 
Slacker says drunk.
 
Steve says kid because most people have driven a van.
 
Answer: Kid
 
What are your drunk or kid stories?
 
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OPP: Grandma Babysitter

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Maggie has a wonderful babysitter which is hard to come by. Maggie’s mother is her babysitter. However, her mother is getting tired of watching her grandchild because it is too time consuming. Maggie’s mom has watched her daughter for three years. She says she will only continue to watch her grandchild if Maggie pays her. Maggie is upset because she feels that her mother should want to watch her grandchild without having to be paid because it’s her grandchild. Maggie says she does not have the funds to pay her mother and she is upset because she babysat other children without asking for money. Maggie’s mom does watch her grandchild seven to eight hours a day, so it is like a full time job.
 
Slacker he thinks that children who are watched by a professional daycare system that the children are more socially adaptable than having a family member watching a child. He thinks that there is no right or wrong in this. Slacker thinks though at some point that Maggie’s grandma is allowed to say, “I can’t babysit anymore.”
 
Steve says he thought that parents wanted a close family member to watch their children because they are trustable. He says that he can understand where Maggie’s mom is coming from because watching children is a full time job.
 
Are you obligated to pay family members to watch your children?
 
I agree with Maggie’s mom because children are completely time consuming and if her grandchild is taking her time away from making her own income then yes Maggie should feel obligated to pay her mother. Maggie’s mom already raised a child; she shouldn’t be unpaid to watch another one.
 
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Relations Tape Went Public

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A teenage girl, 17-years-old,  in South Africa poured acid all over her boyfriend’s manhood after their relations video went viral. She says that her 25-year-old boyfriend filmed them having relations on his laptop without her knowledge. Later the video was found on social media then exploded and went completely viral. The woman confronted her boyfriend in a bar with a jar of battery acid and poured it all over his manhood. The man claims he does not know how the video wound up going viral. He’s not pressing charges because he said jail time won’t bring his manhood back and it will ruin her future. He was told by doctors it would never be functional again and he has to urinate through a tube. A 28-year-old woman is suing Radio Shack because an employee took her adult photos off of her phone and sent them to himself. The woman brought her phone to Radio Shack to be repaired. Her ICloud account notified her that 17 photos were sent to an unknown number. The police in San Francisco tracked down the employee. Jose Robert Miranda, who admitted to stealing the photos; he was charged with stealing computer data.
 
Slacker says that he made a relations video wearing a pope hat! He says that his video has to be out somewhere.
 
Steve asks, “Do you script out your tapes? Or does it just happen?” They said it just happens!
 
Lil’ D made a relations video with his former girlfriend and somehow his roommates viewed it. The tape came to existence right after Christmas after his mom gave him a video camera. Flash forward to his college years when his tape went missing after he found his roommate in his room. A week later Lil’ D found his relational video in the public VCR downstairs.
 
Have you ever had your adult pictures and videos leaked to the public?
 
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Caught Lying

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Brian Williams caught in a huge lie that came to light recently by Iraq veterans. Williams claimed that he was aboard a helicopter in Iraq that was forced down in 2003. He claims that he did not remember the events correctly and misspoke. He says, "I feel terrible about making this mistake, especially since I found my OWN WRITING about the incident . . . and I was indeed on the Chinook behind the bird that took the RPG in the tail housing just above the ramp,…” Because I have no desire to fictionalize my experience ... and no need to dramatize events as they actually happened, I think the constant viewing of the video showing us inspecting the impact area -- and the fog of memory over 12 years -- made me conflate the two, and I apologize” Lance Armstrong is also facing flack this week because he and his girlfriend lied to the police about hitting parked cars. He hit two parked cars in Aspen, Colorado after a night of partying.  Lance was caught in his lie and received two tickets for hitting the park cars.
 
Slacker says thank God that he and Steve don’t have a show where they are paid to present accurate information. He says that he crashed his wife one time and made his wife get in the driver’s seat. He did not want to get in trouble with the police because he had a lot of tickets. He did not get caught and he bought his wife a new car to make it up to her.
 
Steve says that he does not like spicy foods after recalling a story where men claim that the only reason why they eat spicy food is to look like a “bad boy.”
 
What lie have you been caught in?
 
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I Shouldn't Be Alive

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I shouldn’t be alive! A Nebraska woman cheated death after she woke up from a coma right before she was about to be taken off of life support. Her liver and kidneys shut down which lowered her survival rate drastically. Gangrene seeped into her hands and feet which unfortunately had to be amputated. She is in rehab and her kidneys and liver are functioning once more. Her new goal is to walk and drive a car again. The Taiwan airplane crash video has gone viral, but did you notice the cab driver? A cab driver’s hood got side swiped by the Taiwan plane as it was coming down. Mr. Zou was seriously injured but somehow managed to escape the wreckage with his life. He says he is, “Lucky to be alive.”
 
Slacker says he was mugged once at gun point. He was not ready to be mugged so he told the mugger to “F#@% off!” Slacker grabbed his wallet after the guy tried to take it and the mugger started to pistol whip him in the face. He filed a report with the police and was listening to the police scanner and the mugger was robbing more individuals. The third person the guy mugged was shot and killed by the thief! Slacker definitely cheated death!
 
Steve has only been close to dying when he was in a couple of roll- over accidents.
 
What are your “I Shouldn’t Be Alive” stories?
 
Like Steve I should have died in a car accident. I almost flew through the wind shield but at the last second when my body was getting tossed forward by former boyfriend grabbed me and threw his body on top of mine. I did not have a seatbelt on but I learned my lesson to always wear my seatbelt.
 
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OPP: Missing Military

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Today’s OPP is from Nina!
 
Yi! I've recently been dating a guy who is active duty in the military. We live apart already in separate cities so we don't quite get to see each other on a weekly basis because of our work and him being on base. It’s been only 5 months but I can say I’m falling in love with him. My question is how do military family and friends handle missing their loved ones? He's recently been shipped out and barely returned 2 weeks ago. He's leaving again next month.
-Nina
 
Slacker says that the first thing Nina needs to do is tell her boyfriend that she loves him. He says that there is a stereotype with military members on their promiscuity so she needs to make sure he is all in it for her. He says, “You can’t help who you fall in love with.” Slacker thinks that Nina and her boyfriend need to be “rock solid or be over.”
 
Steve says that he thinks that Nina is afraid to open her heart. He says that she needs to be all in before making any decisions to fully commit to this long distance relationship. Steve says Nina will have to overcome a lot of obstacles so it is really hard.
 
What advice do you have for Nina on dealing with the separation from her boyfriend?
 
Not that I have room to give advice on this subject but what I tell a lot of people who are going through the pains of being separated from a loved one is to STAY BUSY. She needs to stay busy even if it is going for a walk. She also needs to stay away from chick flicks and sad movies.
 
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GMD: Tattooed Wife

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They say opposites attract. But do they really? Dave is profession, clean cut, and conservative. Brenda is free spirited, loves to party, and wants tattoos. Dave is refusing to let her get anything permanent on her body because when they go to professional events and functions together he thinks they will look trashy. Brenda is reluctant to let Dave control what she puts on her body. Brenda wants tattoos that are meaningful like a huge butterfly that covers up her arm, back, and collarbone, that transforms into native designs and feathers. Dave says he would be ashamed to be seen with her. Dave claims that because he is in sales he has unique clients and cannot be seen with his wife that has a “hippy dippy” tattoo. He says he loves the idea of the tattoo but they should frame it and put it on their wall rather than on her body. He says that he would be fine if she wanted a small tattoo that would be able to cover up. Brenda says that tattoos and butterflies are a part of who she is.
 
Slacker says, “It’s still her body.” He proposes the idea that she scales down the tattoo size. He says that he can understand Dave because of his line of work.
 
Steve asks Dave, Who comes first, your work or your wife? Dave responds with his wife of course “but we’re not in college anymore.” He says that he can understand both sides but because Dave is the bread winner he sides more with him.
 
Whose side are you on?
 
I am on Brenda’s side. I have many tattoos but I can choose what I want people to see. If I don’t want people to see a tattoo of mine I either cover it up with clothing or tattoo cover up makeup. When I do events like bikini shows, I have to cover up my tattoos and the makeup works and is waterproof. Dave needs to let her get a tattoo. They are not trashy!
 
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Flight Follies

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A mom and her five month old baby were kicked off a flight going home to Memphis due to a major disagreement on the plane. The woman was flying on Frontier Airlines when she called the flight attendant the “Queen of the Airplane.” The woman and her baby were forced off the plane and were told to purchase another ticket with another airline to get to Memphis. Paris Hilton’s little brother was arrested this week in Los Angeles after flipping out on an international plane flight. The 20 year old supposedly went “berserk” while screaming and threatening flight attendants. Witnesses say that Conrad grabbed a flight attendants shirt and said, "I could get you all fired in five minutes. I know your boss! My father will pay this out. He has done it before. Dad paid $300,000 last time." The flight crew members had to restrain Conrad to his seat. His lawyer says he was not himself because he an adverse reaction to a sleeping pill. 
 
Slacker does not understand why the bathroom is a popular place to have relations because it is so gross in airplane bathrooms. He said he can understand joining the Mile High Club on a 757 airplane.  Slacker says he got in trouble by a flight attendant for taking a pillow from first class. He claims it was not a first class pillow because it was small and it smelled of death. She threatened to kick him off the flight if he did not give the pillow back.
 
Steve says the flight attendant always gets the last word and wins every disagreement.
 
What flight follies have you encountered?
 
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Mom Ruined My Life

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A Southern California woman has been arrested for having relations with her 16 year old daughter's ex-boyfriend. Police say they had been tracking the 38-year-old woman since the physical affair begun, but they didn’t say how they found out about the relationship. The teenage boy was just 16 years old at the time of the three month affair. She has pleaded not guilty to the charges. A Florida mother ruined her child’s life after she posted a picture of him dressed as a woman on her Facebook page. The mother posted a picture of him dressed like a woman because he wetted the bed. She chose humiliation as punishment and a family member brought the pictures to attention to the police and she was arrested for possible child abuse case. In the pictures tears were visible on the child’s face. The ten year old child has a health condition that causes him to wet the bed.
 
Slacker says his mom ruined a huge chunk of his relations life and food life. He once got a staph infection and had to take a lot of medicine, so she put the medicine in milk which she did not know was sour. That scarred him for life. His relational life was ruined because every time a woman wanted to get adventurous during relations with whip cream he had to leave. Slacker says he cannot have Twinkies, whip cream, and definitely milk.
 
Steve says that he thought Slacker’s mom ruined his life by “depantcing” him at school but that turned out to be another girl.
 
How did your mom ruin your life?
 
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OPP: Push Gift

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“Push” presents may seem ridiculous to some and totally necessary to some. A “push” present is a gift that is gifted to the woman in labor usually by her “baby daddy” after birth. Dana and her husband just had a baby and she is demanding a “push” present but her husband is refusing to get her one. She said she is frustrated because she did all the work for “his” child. She said she had a horrible child birth throughout the entire nine months. She wants a diamond ring, a new television, and some new shoes. Dana thinks she deserves all of her requests as a push gift(s) and she wants advice to on how to ask her husband to give her gifts for giving birth. She said it is “new time and new rules” and that is why she deserves to request a push gift.  Dana’s friends say they are shocked that he did not give her a gift.
 
Slacker says that his mom did not receive a “push” gift and he did not even know what a “push” gift was until recently. He says he loves giving gifts when people are un-expectant of it but when people demand gifts is when he is turned completely off of that person.
 
Steve asks Dana, “So the healthy baby was not enough for you?” He says that Dana is ridiculous because she is demanding such luxurious items like diamonds for having a baby. Steve says there are women that give birth every day and their baby is enough for them!
 
Do women deserve “push” gifts? Or are they a ridiculous request?
 
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. Push gift? Your child is your gift.
 
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Couldn't Get Away with It Today

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A woman in Florida slammed on her brakes to keep her two daughters from fighting with each other. Her 12 year old daughter was in the front seat when the mother slammed on her brakes. The young girl’s head hit the windshield because she was not wearing a seatbelt. She complained of being dizzy and disoriented. The cops found the windshield cracked. Her mother did not take her to the hospital. She was arrested and charged with child abuse. Another mother in Florida got in trouble with the law after she let her seven year old child walk to the local park alone. Nicole Gainey was arrested for child neglect and faces up to five years in jail for letting her son Dominic walk alone. He was familiar with the area because he rides past the park on his bike to school every day. Dominic had called his mother just previous to getting involved with the police, on the cellphone that he always wears on his neck for emergencies. The police said that there were registered sex offenders that lived by the park area as well as many criminal activities. She was set on a 3.750 dollar bond and was released after seven hours in the county jail.
 
Slacker thinks it is amazing how many things can change so fast. He says he was left in the car all the time by his parents and something that will put you in jails in today’s time. He said another thing you could get arrested for that he used to do all the time is when it is cold and icy out to grab onto the back of a truck and hold on and let them pull them.
 
Steve says that his mother used to slam on the brakes all the time to get his attention. He says that when he was little he never wore a helmet and in today’s era that is a huge no-no! He says that if he did have a helmet on he would have probably had worse head injuries.
 
What is something you used to be able to do that you could not get away with today?
 
I used to be able to play dodgeball happily today it is completely banned in schools!
 
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Road Rage

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A North Carolina mother filmed another woman trying to slam into her with her car while driving. The mother had her young daughter in the car who was clearly frightened. Sherri Norman was driving when another woman was speeding and trying to pass her on the road. In the video the other driver would repeatedly stop short to Sherri to slam into her own vehicle. The two drivers stopped and the aggressive driver got out her car and started punching through Sherri’s open car window. Sherri’s daughter was screaming in the back seat. The angry 40 years old woman has been charged with reckless driving to endanger, assault and battery, injury to personal property, driving left of center, and two counts of communicating threats. Talk about road rage!
 
Slacker does not understand road rage! He does not think it should ever happen. He thinks that the only passing lane is on the interstate.
 
Steve has terrible road rage but he his finally realizing he cannot fight the world! He says that slow people stay in the right lane because the left lane is a passing lane! Steve’s pet peeve is people who drive under the speed limit.  He says that he will tailgate anyone who is going slowly. Steve was tailgating someone a couple weeks ago and after they pulled up next to each other at the stop light he threw a cigarette on Steve’s car hood. He wants Slacker to read a manual on how to drive.
 
What is your unbelievable road rage incident?
 
I have terrible road rage which I get from my dad. My dad will follow people to their house and I have started to do the same which is a terrible idea but in the heat of the moment I can’t help it!
 
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OPP: Stale Relationship

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Today’s OPP is from Jodie!
 
Yi Slacker and Steve,
I've been married for 13 years and the spark is gone. The butterflies and excitement aren't there anymore. I've tried to spice things up by reading 50 Shades of Gray, dressing sexier, surprising him. Nothing is really working. What can I do to spice our relationship up? Do I just have to accept that this is how it's going to be the rest of our relationship?
-Jodie
 
Slacker says that is you really want your marriage to work you have to find ways to keep the flame burning. He does not understand why Steve is so against marriage because Steve’s life is in a rut. He has the same routine for everything that he does so he would be perfect for marriage.  He thinks that Jodie needs to realize that it is her husband and not her because she has tried everything to fix the marriage. Slacker says that he can look at his wife and still have butterflies in his stomach.
 
Steve thinks that changing things won’t change your marriage because at the end of your day you’re the same person and so is your spouse. Steve asks, “If marriage is so wonderful why do you have to spice things up?” He thinks that Jodie needs to move on to get someone different because variety spices life up! Steve says to Jodie, “You’ve done 13 years what more do you need?” He thinks butterflies and rainbows in a relationship go away by the fourth date.
 
What can she do to spice things up? Does she just have to accept that this is how it will be for the rest of their marriage?
 
I think a romantic vacation with your significant other can fix anything and rekindle the flame. They should take a second honeymoon and fall back in love with one another.
 
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Most Embarrassing

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Peeing yourself is embarrassing but peeing yourself and having pictures taken of it and used as advertising is worse. Spookers theme park in Auckland, New Zealand used an image of a woman’s wet pants as advertisement for the park without her knowledge. She lost control of her bladder while she was in the amusement park’s haunted house. She was unaware of the photo being taken then being used as a banner on their website. One of the woman’s relatives recognized her clothes in the photo and that is when the woman demanded the site to take down the picture. The park’s marketing department stated that due to her face not being in the picture they thought it would be okay to use on their website. One of the woman’s relatives said, “We had been through the haunted house and we were laughing so much and she lost control of her bladder.” The picture was taken down and the woman’s pants were thrown into the washing machine. Anyone watch the Miss California pageant? No? Well you missed out on a contestant having a major bikini malfunction in the swimsuit round. Chanelle Riggan’s pink bikini top came undone which revealed everything. That did not slow her down! She grabbed the pieces of the untied bikini and strutted her stuff while smiling. She impressed the judges by her reaction to such an embarrassing moment. She eventually placed fourth in the competition. William Shatner reveals that his most embarrassing moments in his life was when his pants fell down at airport security. He was getting patted down and somehow lost his pants. Oops!
 
Slacker got pulled into the choir at his church. He would have to go over to the choir members’ house and have a jam session with to Christian music. He really liked this girl that lived closely to the choir member’s house and she drove by while he was singing and playing with the wiener dog.
 
Steve was an altar boy and “dumped Jesus.” During mass he tripped on his robe and spilled holy water everywhere while rolling down the stairs. They took dropping holy water so seriously that they had to shut down church.
 
What is the most embarrassing moment you have ever had?
 
It was my freshman year in high school and I had just broken my tibia and fibula. The break was so bad that they put me in a full leg cast up to my hip. I was walking through the cafeteria and all of the cute senior football boys were sitting at the lunch tables. I was on crutches and they had just mopped the floor without putting signs up that they had done so. I slipped and fell on my freshly broken leg and I couldn’t get up because the cast was so heavy and big. No one came to help me get up but they had no problem laughing at me. That was not only embarrassing but traumatizing. I lost a lot of faith in humanity that day.
 
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Dumpster Diving

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A man in Northern California was picked up by a garbage truck and was trapped inside for hours! He was dumpster diving and seemed to pick the wrong dumpster to search for goodies in! The man was presumably searching for his lost wallet. The truck was headed to the landfill after he was picked up. The cops say the man used lumber in the truck to reach the top of the truck to avoid the compactor. The man was taken to the hospital for complaints of neck and back pain.  We found an article in the Daily Mail that claims that women have been dumpster diving behind high end stores for beauty products that are expensive. Women are even diving in groups and stakeout the high end stores. Instead of going to book club they are diving into a smelly dumpster requiring awesome product! The department stores throw away a lot of products from perfume to small cosmetics. Some divers have even required 100 dollars’ worth of skin care products!
 
Slacker does not understand why they put cameras on the outside of the buildings to catch people from dumpster diving because he does not understand why they would care! He has dumpster dived once when someone was getting evicted and the police were throwing away this tenants belongings. After the police left Slacker went through the dumpster and took some of the nice possessions this former ternate had. Slacker even gifted his family with some of the belongings he took like a light up Christmas village nativity scene.
 
Steve thinks that dumpster diving is gross. He thinks the guy who got stuck in the dump truck is dumb because he had 18 minutes and a huge fair warning to get out of the dumpster.
 
Lil’ D went to South Padre with his friends for Spring Break and they went to a burger joint. His friend emptied out the food trays into the garbage that was filled with nacho cheese, grease, and puke. He went diving for his retainer and put it back into his mouth! EWWWW!!
 
Have you ever dumpster dived? If not, would you ever?
 
I have never dumpster dived but now it sound extremely compelling after reading the article about retrieving high end beauty products. I might have to hit up Ulta tonight after the store is closed to score some great free deals!
 
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Lazy

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A man went to the doctor to get out of his normal duties as a construction worker and somehow ended up with a doctor’s note stating that the only position he can have relations in is on his back with very little movement. He posted his note from his doctor on reddit.com. He finally had proof to show his girlfriend he can be lazy in bed. Many people commute to work by walking, but people are getting lazy and taking Air Wheels. Air Wheel is an electric uni-wheel that you stand on like a Segway that can reach up to speeds of 14 miles per hour. These things are flying off of the shelves! The ride using an Air Wheel can travel up to 24 miles on one charge. You lean forward to move forward, lean back to stop or slow down, leaning left and right will turn you in those directions. Aside being used for commuting to work, people are taking them to the grocery stores and even walking their dog! How lazy!
 
Slacker says there is a bike that just came out last year that has motor on it so when you have to climb a hill it will just “zoom” you up the hill without having to feel a burn. He also says he knows of this robot for 99 dollars that will play catch with your dogs. Slacker says that Steve is the laziest person he knows.
 
Steve says that the Air Wheel is a brilliant idea because it saves your “leg muscles!” He loves technology even if it means your being considered lazy. Steve had a DVD of a perfectly good movie and instead of getting up to go put the movie in, he just bought it on On Demand.
 
What is the laziest thing you have ever done?
 
I am so lazy to even walk around the office so I take a scooter!
 
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