In New York, a woman faked cancer to get her wedding paid for! She told everyone she was dying of leukemia and when the local newspaper got word of this, they put out a big story on how her last wish was to marry the father of her younger daughter before she passed away and that’s exactly what happened…And it was all for free! Unfortunately for her, when she returned a few months later from her all expense paid honeymoon to Aruba, her husband broke the news she was lying the whole time, faking her diagnosis. He has recently divorced her and she’s been arrested, and charged sitting in jail on $10,000 bail.
Steve has robbed a bar and gotten away with stealing thousands of dollars in liquor. Also, Steve stole $20 from his mom and Slacker finds that going to hell material more than stealing from the bar. He even thinks he is going to hell because he basically killed a dog by blaming it and having it put down.
Slacker can’t think of a single reason why he would go…
What have you done to reserve your place in hell?
I’m not going to lie…I’ve reserved my spot in hell a long time ago. I haven’t done anything like fake cancer or cheat but it only takes one little white lie to make you a sinner. I don’t think you want me to get into the whole religious side of things though, so we will leave it at that. J