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M.I.P.

Today's topic was inspired by a caller from last week who said that when he was in high school his dad found beer in his room. He went to school and pulled him out of class. His Dad didn't say a word, got into the car and played 'I fought the law and the law won' on repeat while he drove him to the police station. When they got there he had him take the beer inside and say "I'm a minor in possession". The police then in fact did charge him.

Lil D was at a party in high school that got busted by the cops. All the other kids went and ran into bedrooms or out the door. He opened the pantry, saw it was empty, and hid alone. All the cops busted the kids in the room. When he knew the cops had gone to the other side of the house he stepped out of the pantry, took a drink and then went back in. After the cops left everyone who was left just stayed and kept partying.

Slacker was never invited to high school parties. He missed out. But he claims he's cooler now, so he wins.
Steve thinks that running is undignified. He would just take the MIP.

What's your M.I.P. story?

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OPP: Not Celebrating the 4th

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Todays OPP is from a father whos having trouble sharing custody with his ex this 4th.

My ex-wife and I share custody of our son and we trade off each major holiday. It's her turn to have him on the 4th this year, but she is refusing to let him celebrate or have any type of firework at all. It's not because she's worried about injuries or anything like that. She refuses to let him celebrate the 4th of July because she doesn't like some of the things that have happened in the country recently and says that the U.S. isn't something that should be celebrated right now. It drives me crazy that she's trying to push her political agenda on our son so I offered to take him for the weekend, but she refuses to let him stay with me. How do I get my son out of the middle of all of this? Is there anything I can do to make sure that she doesn't poison his mind?

Slacker thinks that this situation blows because since it's her turn for a holiday that she gets to tell the kids that America sucks that day. He says that if he was in this guy's position that he would make the sons entire wardrobe a political statement the next time he had custody. Slacker thinks the kid is a pawn in his mother's game. No matter where you go or what you do he's going to see or hear fireworks and celebration- there's no stopping him from being exposed.

Steve thinks that it's not fair to try and push a political agenda on the kid. Since the kid is young and only going to understand that everyone else is getting to have fun he's not going to understand the politics of it.

How does he get his son out of the middle of this and keep him from being brainwashed?

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Awkward Doctor


While Lil D was getting a checkup he made the mistake of letting the doctor know he worked in radio behind the scenes. He kept digging for information and he figured out he was Lil D!! After figuring it out he told him to drop his pants.

Slacker had a similar situation at the doctor. When his doctor was knelt down in front of him feeling and checking his 'berries' he passed out! He says he is very sensitive down there anyways! He slumped on top of the doctor.

Steve wants to know how he ever managed to have two children?!

Have you ever had an awkward doctor experience?

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Anyone Listening Who

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It's that time again for Anyone Listening Who! We play this game every week during the summer and we are keeping track of who wins! The guys will each tell a topic that they think that most of you can relate to!

Slacker thinks that most of you have done something really bad when you were bored.

Steve thinks that most of you have been left at the altar.

Lil' D thinks that most of you have a jaw-dropping lightening story.

Slacker says he found a story about a man that set a van on fire because he was bored! 23-year-old, Brian Sanchez-Padilla, took a lighter to some paper inside of a van. He told police that he only did it out of boredom.

Steve says he found a statistic that 52 percent of people have gotten left at the altar. He says that he has a high school friend that just got left on the day of the wedding because she eloped with someone else.

Lil' D says that he found a story about a man who has gotten struck by lightning twice in his life. Coincidentally his last name is Rod! Lightening attracts rods, get it? Coincidence? I think not!

Who knows you better? Which of these topics can you most relate to? What is your story?

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Weird Way Ya Met

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Love is in the air and if you are not careful you just might fall in love in a very weird way! A New York man is utilizing his time efficiently by setting up a table for speed dating in the subway! He offers women a chance to have a date with him while they are waiting for their ride. He calls it "Speed date while you wait!" His table includes snacks, games, a rose, and even a table cloth. One of his speed dates Instagrammed their encounter, she said, "Day was going kind of s***ty, and then I came across this cute fella at West 4th Street and lost a few games of Connect 4 while waiting for the C train. New York always manages to remind you of its charm at the perfect time. #datewhileyouwait." That is one way to fall in love, but you could also fall in love with your unanimous sperm donor! Australian woman, Aminah Hart gave birth to her daughter and with the help of an unknown donor. After the birth Hart wanted to find out information about the biological father to her child. She found him and now they are in love. His name is Scott Anderson and their monthly get-togethers blossomed into "true love." Meeting people on social media is weird but now common. Kyle Harris and Bryanna Mazzella met on Twitter and dated via Skype. They fell in love in 140 characters or less!

Slacker thinks the guy speed dating on the subway is a genius! He met his current wife by meeting her in a situation with his ex-wife and her ex-husband.

Steve says he is getting set up a lot and that is how he has been meeting women.

What weird way did you meet your significant other?

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Road Rage

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Road rage happens to all of us however some people take it way further than others! Two men from Qatar were arrested on charges for assault and humiliation after a road rage incident led them to into a hairy situation! The two men attacked a fellow driver by strapping him to his back seat and shaved off his hair, beard, and mustache. The men let the man go but the cops didn't let them off the hook that easy. This all started because the victim cut the men off in traffic. Flashlights and angle grinders are the best tools to fight with during road rage! Two men in New Hampshire were arrested after a brawl broke up due to a lane change that ended up in a car accident. The cops charged both men with many charges! An elderly man named, Thomas Sommantico, whom is 84-years-old threw a punch during a road rage incident. The other man he punched was a 76-year-old man named Vincent Cingari. Sommantico states, "I must've been going too slow. He came around me and starts hitting the brakes. I shouldn't have got out of the car, (but) I got out of the car and we had some words. He sort of pushed me and I hit him. I'm no kid, I'm not looking for a fight. I thought we'd have an argument and he came at me. I got scared and struck out."

Slacker says that he is afraid for his life when he drives with Steve because he has the worst road rage he has ever seen.

Steve says it is his job to let you know when you are doing it wrong. He says that road rage is a learning opportunity for bad drivers. He says that he and Slacker were just driving on the highway recently and almost got into an accident. A man was making a lane change and almost hit his car. As Steve looked at him the man was flipping him off, so he got in front of him and brake checked him.

What did you do extreme when you encountered road rage?

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OPP: First Relations Prep

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Today's OPP is from Jordan!

Yi guys,
I'm 21 and I'm ready to have relations with my boyfriend. It will be my first time just because of opportunity, not religious reasons or anything like that. Basically I want it to be memorable for both of us and I don't want to be self-conscious the whole time. My question is, how exactly do I get ready for it? Should I get a spray tan? Should I get my hair and nails done? Should I buy something special to wear before? Should I go get a wax? What do I do to make it as special as possible and make sure I feel good about myself while it's happening?-Jordan

Slacker says that he did nothing to prepare for the losing of his virginity; he says that he didn't even know that it was going to happen. He says that he lost his v-card at 17-years-old. He says when it is time for relations the feeling is very instinctual to the person on what is going to happen and she should just go with the flow. He thinks that the first thing she should do is tell her boyfriend her plans.

Steve says that he never does anything to prepare for this particular activity. He says that women have the opportunity to get into the zone mentally and physically because it on their terms.

What can she do to prepare for this big day?

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GMD: Working Out With Girls

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To gym or not to gym? Hannah wanted her husband to start going to the gym and get in shape. So Doug went to their local gym that offers many different classes. He decided that he would give yoga classes a try and he fell in love! As anyone would know, men in yoga classes are greatly outnumbered by the female species. Doug has met many nice friends that are girls and one of his new friends even took a picture with him and tagged him on Facebook. Hannah saw and now she is mad and wants him to stop! She also says that she didn't force him. She says that she never takes pictures with random men! He thinks they were too friendly and too close for comfort. He thinks it is ridiculous because she was the one that wanted him to go in the first place!

Slacker says that women don't sign up for yoga in hopes of meeting a random guy in the same class. He says that he understands where she is coming from. He says that taking pictures in the gym is kind of weird.

Steve says most women he knows in yoga are anti-women. He says that Doug is the victim. He says that Hannah trusts Doug but not the other women at the gym.

Whose side are you on?

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Technology Screwed Me Over

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Sometimes smart phones become not so smart and fail us! Or is it the user? A woman was arrested after sending a text message to the wrong person! Ashley Baldwin was charged with possession of a controlled substance after she sent a text message explaining her desire to exchange cocaine for a Roxicodone pill. The person she sent the message to, ended up calling the police; they then tracked her phone number and located her. A burglar was caught this week after he accidentally left his smart phone in the house he was stealing from. The homeowner noticed the man's phone and that he had numerous selfies that identified him easily as well as some DNA on an item in the house. He also sent a message to his friend during his stealing saying, "Rampaging. LOL." Another dumb burglar was caught after butt dialing 911. The call went on for 34-minutes which gave the dispatcher enough time to locate where the call was coming from so that the police could track him down and arrest him. A woman took a nude selfie intending it to go to her boyfriend but it accidentally went to her dad. She then turned to Twitter and asks her followers for help on how to cancel and already sent message; with no luck she then shared her dad's response on her Twitter feed

Slacker says that technology has screwed everyone at some point. He says that Gmail now has a feature that will allow you to cancel a sent email and you have 30-seconds to do it! He says this will save him when he is drunk! Slacker accidentally sent a message to his boss that was talking bad about his boss in a negative way. The message was supposed to go to his wife. Thankfully he did not get fired for it!

Steve says that he hopes that Facebook won't screw him over one day by changing a feature that will allow people to know who looked at their profile.

How did technology screw you over?

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Overheard

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We all have heard some strange things in public but in Winnipeg the residents heard something really strange! Two police officers on a helicopter were patrolling the city when they accidentally hit the switch that turned on their live broadcasting over the airwaves! They weren't talking about cases on the police force or anything work related but relations! Everyone in Winnipeg heard the male officer ask the female officer to kiss his daddy parts in which she responded with him having too much hair! What an ear full! Some residents want the officers to be reprimanded for their risqué talk!

Slacker says that Steve is the king of eavesdropping and he hates going out with him because he never pays attention to their conversation because he is paying attention to everyone else's.

Steve says that he cannot help but listening to other people's conversations.

Lil' D says that he worked at a drive through and that he heard crazy conversations because most people didn't realize that the drive through microphones were always on. He says that he had overheard a person talking about a drug deal and he responded with "I'll take some too."

What is the craziest thing you have overheard in public?

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OPP: The Hat

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Kelly decided that during her break up with her ex-boyfriend she was going to hide one of his favorite Dallas Cowboys hat. After the break-up he completely forgot everything about it and she did to until her current boyfriend stumbled upon it! Kelly's new man was sleeping over at her house and found the hat and ever since he has been wearing it. She didn't tell him who the owner of the hat was because she didn't think it was that necessary, but now it might because her ex-boyfriend found out that he was wearing his hat! Kelly's friend posted a picture of her and her boyfriend and of course he was wearing the hat, but Kelly's friend forgot that she had mutual friends on Facebook with her ex-boyfriend. He saw the picture and messaged Kelly demanding that she needed to tell him whose hat he is wearing, and if she doesn't he will. She is confused on what to do! She doesn't think that her ex will really message her boyfriend, so she is thinking about riding the lie!

Slacker says that she should ruin the hat so her boyfriend cannot wear it anymore. He says that Kelly didn't do anything wrong but she didn't do the right thing. He says that she might be able to ride the lie.

Steve says that she should buy her boyfriend a new hat and pray that her ex-boyfriend doesn't blow the lid off of the casket! He says that Kelly should ride the lie!

Should she tell her boyfriend or ride the lie?

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Landlord Lunacy

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Landlords can get on a huge power stroke when they literally think they are lord of the land! A New York woman is suing her landlord one million dollars after she stumbled upon all of the hidden cameras in her apartment. She knew it was the landlord who committed this creepy crime because there is a still frame of his face. She found the footage and it showed her mostly in nude situations like taking a shower or changing. She found the hidden cameras in every room of the apartment where she was living rent free. I guess we now know why the landlord was letting her stay there rent free! A Canadian landlord demolished the house he owned to spite his tenant. She was late on her payment by just a couple days, and she thought he was okay with her being a little late. Unfortunately not! He demolished her house with all of her belongings still in her house including her boyfriend! Two landlords got in a fight over dog poop! The tenant was complaining about the dog poop around the apartment complex but the landlord just laughed in his face and proceeded to get into his car. The tenant then picked up dog poop and threw it at his car. The landlord then tackled his to the ground, choked him out, and slammed his head into the ground.

Slacker has never had a landlord. He doesn't understand why anyone would have a landlord and give a guy a check every month!

Steve says he had a landlord once. It was an old woman who let him stay in her fully furnished basement for dirt cheap! He says he basically kept her around because he was her life alert.

What did your crazy landlord do?

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Nanny Confessions

Slacker is thinking about instead of getting a Nanny putting his kids in a YMCA program or something after reading the confessions.
A Nanny in Manchester kept her boss's mistress a secret and was paid extra to do so.

Another Nanny said the mother wouldn't ever let the children have chocolate but said she could give them carob, the healthy equivalent. She discovered that it upset their tummies, and resolved always to give it to them on a Friday, just before she clocked off for the weekend. The mother could never understand why the children had such loose bowels at the same time every week — and always when she wasn't there to clean up the aftermath.

Slacker has been told that during school he should hire a sorority girl. He's afraid this is a bad idea because he could end up being one of the stories of Nanny Confessions.
Steve thinks that hiring a sorority girl could be bad considering the news that sorority girls are just as bad as frat guys!
What are your Nanny confessions?
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Rammed

A woman in Sonora, California tried to hit a worker at a Subway with her car because she didn't like her sandwich. The woman confronted the worker saying she didn't like her sandwich. She then threw the sandwich and a soda at the worker. The woman then stormed out of the store, got into a car with a man while the employee followed on the phone with police. That's when the angry customer hit the gas and swerved to try and hit the worker. Cops are now looking for the woman.

A drunk-driver in England repeatedly rammed the motorist in front of her at a McDonald's drive-through shouting "Oi, I want my chips". Kayleigh Wye, who was almost three times over the alcohol limit, kept revving her engine at the drive-thru. She then screamed, sounded her horn and hit the car in front of her three times, prompting the alarmed driver she was ramming to call the police for help. Wye, 29, pleaded guilty to driving with excess alcohol.

Authorities say a Nebraska woman followed her ex-boyfriend onto Interstate 80 and rammed his car several times. The ex-boyfriend told authorities that the woman is upset about a recent breakup. A passenger in the ex-boyfriend's car sustained minor injuries.

A 29-year-old Texas woman was being held after ramming her boyfriend's car several times, authorities said. Chandra Craig was arrested on a second-degree felony charge of aggravated assault. Officers called to a Kroger store for a disturbance reported finding Craig driving in circles in the store parking lot around her boyfriend's vehicle. According to the police report, the couple had gotten into an argument, and when Craig's boyfriend left in his vehicle, she followed him, colliding into his vehicle several times before officers arrived. If convicted, Craig faces up to 20 years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

Slacker said that one of the defining moments with Steve was watching him intentionally ram a car that was blocking his way. Steve says that was very misguided anger since someone else told the cars to block him.
Have you ever rammed into something?
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OPP: Love Too Fast

Annie says she has fallen head over heels for her new boyfriend who she's been dating for 2 weeks. Her friends are saying she's insane and she doesn't know him. Annie is 24 and has previously had 2 really serious relationships. She says this is the most into someone she has ever been right off the bat. Annie admits she's a serial dater but she feels so close to this guy.

Slacker wants to know if he knows his middle name, mother's name, or if he had a childhood pet? He has already asked her to move in. Slacker says she clearly has enough information to move in!! Not! He thinks she's got her foot on the gas and should slow down. He feels like he wants her to be happy but also wants her to be safe. He says that the faster the flame burns the faster you lose the candle.

Steve thinks that Annie is desperate and that she just is caught up. She's not being rational.
Annie wants the guys to think about their grandparents and how they were always married young and stayed together forever. Steve argues back that there were less serial killers back then, and that they were a lot smarter.

Do you think when you meet 'the one' that you just know it? Or is she moving too fast?
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Stupid 911

Terrified woman calls police to remove 'huge' spider from her home
A woman who is scared of spiders called police to ask for an officer to remove one from her home.
Police revealed the woman contacted the force on Friday.
Officers highlighted the case as part of the force's ClickB4UCall campaign, which encourages people to only call police when it is necessary.
A tweet from the force said: "Scared of spiders? We got a call from someone reporting a huge spider in her home. She wanted an officer to get rid of it!"

Man Forced to Take Uber Ride to Hospital After Broken Leg Deemed 'Not Serious Enough' for Ambulance
A London man whose leg was broken after thieves stole his bike was forced to take an Uber taxi to the hospital after he was told that his injury "wasn't serious enough" to warrant an ambulance.
32-year-old Paul Mullan had his bike taken off him by three thieves as he cycled along the towpath next to the River Lea near Tottenham Hale at around 9pm on Tuesday 16 June.
Suffering from a broken leg and lying on the ground in agony, he called 999, only for the person on the other end to tell him to call the 111 non-emergency number as his injury wasn't sufficiently serious for an ambulance.
Eventually, three police officers picked him up and drove him home. He then had to book an Uber taxi to take him to the hospital.

Top 10 Dumbest 911 Calls
1. The woman who called 911 to ask a police officer on a date
A woman in Aloha, Oregon, called 911 because she thought a deputy who had just visited her house on a complaint was good-looking. After her neighbors reported a noise complaint, two sheriff's deputies knocked on Lorna Jeanne Dudash's door. One of them caught her eye. When they left, Dudash dialed 9-1-1 in a desperate attempt to get the deputy she described to dispatchers as "a cutie pie" to return.
2. The woman who called 911 after getting locked inside her own car
A Florida woman called 911 because she was locked inside her car. Turns out all she needed to do was manually pull up the lock on the door.
3. The lonely man who called 911 over 27,000 times
John Triplette, a 45-year-old unemployed man, was charged for abusing the 911 emergency line: he made over 27,000 calls to 911.
Police says he was a lonely man who would call the dispatchers for company, sometimes hundreds of times a day. He would also make various noises, including grunts and other bodily noises, minimal conversation in a disguised voice, beeps from the touch pad, etc.
4. The woman who called 911 because McDonald's didn't have McNuggets
Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food "emergency." Latreasa Goodman, 27, called police to complain that a cashier would not give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I had known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." She was arrested and the Police pressed charges for misusing the 911 system.
5 .The wife who called 911 to make her husband stop watching porn
A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porn movies. The 44-year-old woman, from Aachen, dialed the emergency police number and told the dispatcher in a weepy voice there was an emergency. But when officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the apartment while her husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a blue movie. She was told however that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, but refered her to a counselor for help.
6. The 4-year-old boy who called 911 because he couldn't solve a math problem
A 4-year-old kid named Johnny decided to call 911 when he needed help with his math homework. Amazingly, the dispatcher actually helped him; the video is a must-see.
7 .The woman who called 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice
A woman called 911 to report she didn't get as much shrimp as she wanted in her fried rice at a Fort Worth-area restaurant. The angry customer told the the dispatcher, "to get a police officer up here, what has to happen?" The customer also said: "He didn't even put extra shrimp in there."
8. The couple who called the police to settle a cold feet row
A woman called the local 911 in China after her boyfriend refused to warm up her cold feet. Police officer Xiao Deng, of Ningbo, received two consecutive calls, one from the woman complaining her boyfriend refused to warm her feet - the other from the man saying his girlfriend was too demanding. Deng went out to the rental apartment, close to Ningbo University, to try to resolve the issue but found the couple still rowing. He eventually persuaded the boyfriend that it was a man's job to warm his girlfriend's feet but told the woman not to leave her feet there for too long. The young couple put aside their differences and thanked him for coming out to solve their problem.
9. The man who called 911 because he was turned away at a nightclub
A man in Beaverton, Oregon called 911 when a nightclub refused to let him inside. Employees at "The Caribe" nightclub in Beaverton said they didn't let Edgar Dieguez-Lopez inside because he was too intoxicated. Dieguez-Lopez then called 911 and complained to dispatchers that he was denied entry. Dispatchers explained through a translator that the club has a right to refuse service and asked him to wait outside for the police. Officers responded to the club and found cocaine inside one of Dieguez-Lopez's socks. He was arrested on drug charges.
10. The man who was chased by cops and called 911 to try to fool them
A Sarasota man about to be pulled over by police tried to lure officers away by making a fake 911 call. Officers were following a 28-year-old man's car to make a traffic stop when they got a 911 call for an armed robbery happening several blocks away. The man's plan seemed to work at first when the officers cut off their chase to answer the call. But then other officers in the area followed him into a parking lot and saw a gun in his car. Officer's determined that the man was a felon and not allowed to possess a firearm. After the man was arrested, officers said they discovered that the bogus 911 call came from his cell phone.

Steve used to date a 911 operator and says there was an extensive training and background check to become one- just to end up talking to idiots all day. He's never actually called because he didn't want to be on record while he was out with someone he shouldn't have been.

Slacker says he called when he lived in a bad neighborhood. He made the mistake of giving his son an old cell phone without the SIM card. He didn't know that even in phones without a SIM card that if you hold down the 9 key that it will alert 911. When the police came he had to explain that he just had given his teething kid an old phone.
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Banned

A man in West Virginia has been banned from his local movie theater for complaining on social media about the high cost of snacks. He was going to see the new Jurassic World movie and stopped by a dollar store for some candy. Everyone does it- but he tweeted about it and got busted! He is now banned for life.

A class valedictorian at a high school in New Jersey has been banned from his own graduation due to alleged disciplinary issues. According to the valedictorian, he was merely talking back to his substitute teacher because the teacher was being rude to a classmate. Following the incident, Solanki went to his guidance counselor and said, calmly, "I'd like to resolve this peacefully." But instead of listening to the student's request, the guidance counselor took this as an "or else" kind of statement and felt threatened.

Grant Marshall has been issued a lifetime ban from flying with Jet2 and he may have to foot the bill for the unplanned stopover in Toulouse France. Marshall was part of a group of 14 who were reportedly consuming illicit alcohol, using intimidating language and threatening behavior. The budget airline is cracking down on bad behavior on board and is publicizing its zero tolerance policy. "We will not allow our customers' holidays to be upset by an individual's obnoxious behavior,"

Slacker was banned from a book store years ago where they took his picture with a Polaroid camera. He isn't threatened because he says that by the time his was the third picture down that he would be back.
Have you ever been banned from somewhere?
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OPP: Leaving Her Behind

Lucas's wife tends to get very drunk when they hang out with a particular set of friends. It's impossible to get her to leave when she's with them. Every time it turns into one more story, one more drink, one more dance. Generally his parents watch the kids when they go out and last time he said they would be back by 11 but it was 1 by the time he could pull her away! He knows she's going to be like that at the wedding we're going to because all these friends will be there too. His question is, is it ok to leave her when she gets that drunk and belligerent? If he can't leave her, how can he teach her how to be an adult that can handle their responsibilities?

Slacker thinks that as a team of parents that if she doesn't want to leave then he needs to go get the kids and be the adult. He thinks that Lucas's situation sounds like this is happening frequently enough that he's getting sick of being the only adult.
Steve thinks that as a team that you should never leave your spouse. He wants to know how long you wait or how many times you ask before you ditch them. When Slacker left behind his wife it was at a wedding and she was with her family so he knew she was fine and asked a family member to make sure she got home.

Lil D left his wife once after asking his wife to leave in 10 minutes, and then 30 minutes later just told her he was leaving without her since she was having a good time.
Do you think it's ok to leave a spouse behind?
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Drunk Dial

Sean Penn has allegedly been texting his ex-Charlize Theron in an attempt to get her back. He text her after a concert asking to stay the night at her house in which she apparently said "no way!" Slacker says this goes to show that we all have done it- drunk dialed or tipsy texted someone!

Slacker once was drinking for a show and on his limo ride home called his uber-Catholic mom and confessed his new relationship. He went on and on to his disapproving Mother without realizing what he was doing!

Steve has drunk text his girlfriend after a night at the bars with Slacker. Apparently he was creeping her Facebook pictures and thought it was a good idea. He thought he was being suave and clever while he was really being drunk and obnoxious.
Slacker says he's going to get Steve an app on his phone that prevents you from drunk contacting anyone unless you can solve a math problem first- or maybe won't let him contact someone if he was recently on Facebook.

Slacker knew a guy that would drunk call and text his favorite bartender he was infatuated with every time he drank. It got so out of hand that he had to make a sign and put it next to his bed that said "DO NOT TEXT "SO AND SO", signed your sober self.

Have you ever drunk dialed or tipsy texted?
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Anyone Listening Who

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It's that time again for Anyone Listening Who! We play this game every week during the summer and we are keeping track of who wins! The guys will each tell a topic that they think that most of you can relate to!

Slacker thinks that most of you have accidently exposed someone to porn!

Steve thinks that most of you have found something crazy in a hotel room!

Lil' D thinks that most of you have smuggled something!

Slacker found a story of a mixed up USB drive and porn! He says that passengers at a bus stop were shocked when they were exposed to full 30-minutes of XXX rated porn. The porn accidently played during the busiest hour of the day and there were numerous people present including children. The porn was displayed after an employee mixed up his personal USB drive with the bus company USB drive. Slacker also explains that the reason to why the porn could not be turned off immediately was due to the remote control being locked in the operator's room! Eventually the police came and disconnected the T.V. wires.

Steve found a survey that stated that 30% of the belongings left in a hotel room are adult toys! And of that 30% of people missing their toys, 26% of the hotels returned them. He says that most hotels expect to find cellphones of laptops and are still continually shocked to find other really personal items.

Lil' D found a story that describes a recent smuggling! A woman at the Miami International Airport was caught after trying to smuggle two pounds of cocaine onto the plane. She had packed the drugs in her checked baggage and border the plane without a hassle. She was then immediately deplaned once X-rays found something suspicious in her luggage. She tried to hide the drugs in two pounds of rotting fish!

Who knows you better? Which of these topics can you most relate to? What is your story?

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Best Breakups

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Break ups are hard and can make you go a little crazy! A scorned German man took a saw to all of his possessions and cut them in half. His couch, iPhone, and even his car! He took a video of his actions and posted it on YouTube and called it 'Der Juli." He also posted his entire cut up items and posted them in eBay for purchase. His first item is starting at $1.47. We also found a list of the best places to break up with someone! Here's the list!

The Five Best Places To Breakup With Someone

1. The Airport
2. The hospital
3. The bookstore or coffee shop
4. An art gallery or museum
5. Their place

Slacker says the best break up is when you both look at each other you both know it's over. He says that his parent's generation will never make a scene in public if getting dumped, but now people love making a scene, so he says to opt for privacy when dumping.

Steve says that he is the worst breaker upper ever. He gets all of his dates to break up with him if ghosting on them doesn't work. He says that it doesn't matter if you break up with them in public or private they will still go crazy! He thinks the best place to break up with someone is the airport for multiple reasons, like security and escaping by getting on a plane. He also gives his girlfriend's parting gifts! He bought one ex Coach purses!

Have you ever gone crazy after a break up?

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Dads

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Father's Day is coming up and we want to talk about dads! Not the good dads but the bad ones! 28-year-old Demetrius O'Neill was arrested at his child's parent teacher conferences! He saw all the Mac laptops the children use during class and thought he just had to have one! As they were walking out of the meeting he handed his child the laptop. He didn't get too far and was arrested on scene. Thomas Kenny made a huge mistake when he cheated on his wife and got another girl pregnant. She refused to have an abortion and he did everything to get out of paying child support, even by committing fraud. He asked for a paternity test but it wasn't him who showed up, it was the doppelganger he hired to prove he wasn't the father. He was busted for fraud when he realized that his children with his wife were also tested!

Slacker says that he likes to ruin all celebrations even Father's Day! He says that Thomas Kenny was almost a genius for sending his look-a-like into the DNA paternity test!

Steve says that he would be the best dad if he was one.

What makes you a bad dad?

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OPP: Father's Day Weekend Alone

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Today's OPP is from Adam!

Yi guys,
A few days ago my wife asked me what I wanted for Father's day. I was honest with her and told her that I want a weekend alone. No kids and no wife. I didn't think it was a big deal because you hear women say that they want a break for Mother's day all the time. You'd think I told her that I hated her and the kids and wanted a divorce. She hasn't talked to me in two days. I just want some time to play some video games, have a few beers while I clean the garage, and maybe watch some baseball. Is it so wrong that I'd rather have some me time than do a stupid brunch and ask for new ties?-Adam

Slacker says that Father's Day is a day for your kids to dote on you, not be away from you. He says that if this was his birthday, it would be totally fine. He says that

Steve says that it is his day! He thinks all dads want to be away from their children and wife a couple days a year!

Is it wrong for Adam to want this for Father's Day?

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GMD: Reach Out to Daughter

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Teresa and Paul are going through a dilemma that they cannot solve! They have an estranged daughter together. Their daughter, Stephanie, walked out on them, not the other way around. It has been a year without communication and now Teresa thinks it's time to reconnect due to some bad news. She found out that she has a non-hereditary illness that can be life threatening. Teresa wants the past to remail in the past and move on with daughter. She thinks that holding a grudge towards her daughter is no longer worth it due to her illness being a higher priority. She thinks that her daughter should be more mature now because she is in her late 20's and that the problems they had before would not be a problem now. Paul thinks that it is a terrible idea because their family dynamic didn't work even when things were going great! He says that their daughter didn't want to be around them when Teresa was healthy so why would she choose to reconcile and be around them now. He says that if Stephanie did come back to the family he would be questioning her motives and would have zero trust in her. He just wants to protect Teresa from hurt again and he thinks that with his daughter around it might cause more stress which would not be beneficial to her health. Teresa says that it is a risk she is willing to take.

Slacker says that he is familiar with estranged family members. He says that reconnecting with your family should not be due to a funeral or a hospital bed. He thinks that family reconciliation should be on a random Tuesday because it is genuine.

Steve he thinks that Teresa should do what she wants to do and Paul should do what he wants to do and both parties are happy.

Whose side are you on?

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Strange Addictions

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People are addicted to strange things, so strange they even made a show about it! A 26-year-old nursing student in Los Angeles says she is addicted to sugar daddies. No, not the candy! She has been dating sugar daddies since she was 21-years-old and has been showered with gifts, up to 400,000 dollars-worth! Her sugar daddies have bought her a house, Bentley, and even a pet panther! She is so addicted to them that she dumped her fiancé after three years together. She dumped him because he couldn't give her the lifestyle she wanted. She "values jewels over love." Pregnancy can create some crazy cravings! Pregnant woman, Jess Gayford is nearly eight-months pregnant and addicted to consuming soap. She says that it came out nowhere and she just felt the need to lick Dove soap. It then turned into a full blown addiction where she started to eat bar soap and liquid soap.

Slacker says that he has an addiction with the copy machine and the game Plants vs. Zombies. He says that it's not even fun anymore but he just has to play a level! He says that if he ate soap he would go liquid because he would get it over with!

Steve says that the sugar baby is rolling large! He says, "Good for her!" He says that he would be addicted to beef stew air freshener!

Do you have a strange addiction?

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Ruined Weddings

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Little girls fantasize about their wedding day. They plan every detail, even down to the last stitch on their wedding dress, but what happens when that goes wrong? All hell breaks loose! A couple's 30,000 dollar wedding was ruined after their wedding venue which was located on a pier caught fire. It didn't just catch fire during their most important day, the pier caught fire 30-seconds into their first dance. The fire started behind the DJ booth when the wires started to spark. Their wedding was immediately evacuated. A couple had their wedding at a hotel and one of their guests found a creepy crawler in their meal! A guest was finishing of some shark fin soup and found a cockroach lurking in the bowl! Then management stated to the guests to not worry because it was just a fly. Another wedding was ruined due to one of the bride's bridesmaids! She lit a cigarette when during their ceremony at the altar! She was then allowed to go to the reception where she continued to make bad decisions by twerking and taking off her top.

Slacker wants to Lil' D and his wife to have a second shot at their first dance and get a ton of listeners to come and witness it.

Steve says the bridesmaid probably left her baby on the gift table.

Lil' D says that his wedding was ruined. They tried to have a cheap wedding and had their music on shuffle with his dad in charge of running the system during the reception. Their first dance was supposed to be to Van Halen and even choreographed a dance. However, when his dad announced his first dance he thought that Lil' D and his wife wanted the entire crowd to dance with them. So his dad ruined their first dance which was supposed to be solo not with a crowd. He tried to make it up to her by dancing with her alone in the hotel room.

Was your wedding ruined or did you ruin someone else's wedding?

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OPP: No College for Europe

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Autumn just graduated high school and wants to travel Europe with her boyfriend and take a year off before going to college. She thinks that everything will work out and they will find jobs in Europe. Her parents are urging her to go to college now and are willing to pay for it. If she chooses not to go now, her parents will not be paying for her education. Her parents don't like her boyfriend and is another factor as to why she shouldn't go to Europe. Autumn says that she has some money saved, at least enough to get over there. They think he lacks ambition. She doesn't know if she quite ready to go to college because it is a four year commitment.

Slacker says that they cannot get a job because they don't have work visas. He thinks that she doesn't have a plan and if you don't have a plan it's not going to work out. He says that she has free college and rent if she goes to college. He says that Europe will always be there.

Steve says she needs to go to Europe with her boyfriend. He says that college isn't going anywhere and can always come back to college after traveling the world.

Is life experience more important than education?

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Ex Encounter

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Encounters with your ex-significant others can be extremely awkward or they can be extremely loud and violent. Steve has a friend that was describing what seemed like a horror movie from his latest encounter with his ex-wife. His friend was happily married and was caught by surprise when his wife asked him for a divorce. So naturally after his grieving period he decided to go out on a casual dinner outing with a friend and his ex-wife knew exactly when and where he would be. She hacked his email account and saw the exchange of time and place between the two and she decided she would join them. They just had sat down at a table at the Italian restaurant when out of nowhere a drink comes to the table and Steve's friend tried to tell the manager that personally delivered the drink that he didn't order it and he said someone bought this for you. He then realized that was the drink his ex-wife would always order and as he was coming to that realization she was already at the table causing a huge scene. She was screaming and had all of the eyes on her. She didn't stop there, she then sat down with the Steve's friend and his date and was giving the woman a checklist of all the bad things he does. She finally left after a long exchange and the manager came back again and apologized because he didn't know that was his ex-wife.

Slacker says that he been at the same restaurant with his ex-wife. He says that he gave her half the city and she didn't respect her borders and would always come to his part of town. He says that he always tries to avoid confrontation with his exes. He says that his ex-wife moved into the same apartment complex that his ex-girlfriend lived in and they lived just one floor apart. He says that he ran into her with her new boyfriend. He says that he doesn't understand why you would hack into your ex-husbands email account after they are the one who asked for the divorce.

Steve says that he feels so bad for his friend to have been put in that situation.

Have you had a crazy encounter with an ex?

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Magic Moment

Matthew McConaughey got his big break by hanging out at a bar where his friend would hook him up with free drinks. One night a director was at the end of the bar. Matthew McConaughey talked to him and ended up getting a part in dazed and confused.
American band Maroon 5 made the wedding crasher angle the focus of the film clip for their song Sugar, where the band turned up unannounced at what we are meant to presume are several real weddings, set up and played. Although it later turned out at least some, if not most, of the supposedly "shocked and surprised" reactions were contrived. The band made arrangements with the grooms to surprise their brides.
Beyonce at a New York high school, jumped in mid-song with the students in the Harlem school's gym dancing to one of her songs. No one objected to the fact Beyonce was wearing inappropriate shoes for gym.

Slacker and Steve spend their days surfing the web looking for things to talk about. They found a video of Ed Sheeran while he's in Canada. They heard a talent show going on and a young girl singing one of his songs. He jumps on stage with her and sings a duet with her.

What was your magical moment?
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Busted

For years Rachel Dolezal has been a civil rights activist in Eastern Washington, serving as Spokane's NAACP Chapter President and part-time Africana Studies professor at a local university. Her parents say she has been misleading people about her ethnicity for years. Her mother even offered photographic proof. While Rachel currently sports tight, dark curls, her mom Ruthanne Dolezal showed photos of her fair and freckled blonde daughter. Dolezal has identified herself in application materials as white, black and Native American. Her mother says the family's ancestry is Czech, Swedish and German, with a touch of Native American heritage. Her Mom says her daughter began to 'disguise herself' in 2006 or 2007.

Slacker remembers the story of the girl who got busted cheating on her boyfriend because of Google maps. As she was leaving the house of her lover Google maps drove by and snapped her picture.

Slacker has friends of friends whose daughter is becoming "of age". She accidently butt dialed them while in the middle of the deed. Her parents stayed on the phone during and drove to where she was.

A robber recently was in the news for getting busted. As he was robbing a house he helped himself to some tator tots. After eating the tots he fell asleep and got busted!!

Have you ever gotten busted?
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OPP: Husband's Dead Best Friend

Julia's husband's best friend died a year ago. They had a pact that if anything ever happened to them that the other would take care of their families. He's fulfilling his promise but is spending more with his friend's family than with his own. He goes to his friend's house and eats dinner, plays with his son, and is basically subbing in as his friend's wife Courtney's new husband.

Slacker wants to know if she's suspecting that they are having an affair. Julia doesn't think that her husband would do that to their family or to his deceased friend. She does say that Courtney is gorgeous and that she isn't moving on because she has a built in husband. Steve volunteers to go sleep with her since she's vulnerable and grieving.

It's going to be hard for Julia to say anything since her husband is just trying to uphold his promise to his friend. She's hurting and missing her husband but doesn't know how to approach the situation.

Is she right to think it's gone too far? And how does she address the situation and tell her husband?
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House Sitting Horrors

Hawkins house sitter allegedly steals, crashes car. A man who was supposed to be house sitting for his cousin is facing a felony theft charge after allegedly stealing and crashing his cousin's car.
Travis Lynn Stidham, 33, was asked to watch the residence and feed the dogs while his cousin and the cousin's wife went out of town for the weekend. When the couple returned, Stidham was missing, along with their 2000 Toyota Celica and $150 in cash. The keys to the car had been inside the house, and they were gone as well. It was later discovered that Stidham had allegedly crashed the car into a light pole. By the time his cousin returned home and found the car missing, Stidham was already in the County Jail charged with driving on a suspended license.

Louisville house sitter accused of stealing over $14,000 worth of property
Police say a Louisville house sitter wasn't exactly taking care of the property she was entrusted to protect. According to an arrest report, 21-year-old Taylor M. Graham was house sitting and pet sitting for a man. During that time, she allegedly stole over $14,800 worth of property from the home, including electronics, jewelry and coins. She then allegedly sold some of that property at the Game Stop. Police say Graham has a prior conviction for the same type of offense, and was on probation at the time of this crime. She is charged with theft by unlawful taking.

Steve was in charge of watching a friend's house for a week and the problem is he totally forgot about it until the last day! He agreed because his friends were in a pinch. They wrote out a list and gave him instructions. They text him the day before they were coming back and he panicked. After the show that day he raced over to the house with his checklist. The mail had piled up in front of their house and two of their fish died! He took the dead fish with him to a pet store and asked them to help him find matching ones.
Slacker thinks Steve has bad karma and is going to have to pay for this in his next life. He also acknowledges that no one should have ever asked him to be responsible for their home. Reading the news stories of house sitting horror stories makes Steve think that he, in comparison wasn't too bad of a house sitter after all!! He claims to be the real victim of his story.
Do you have any house sitting horror stories?
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Anyone Listening Who

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It is time for anyone listening who! Slacker thinks that most of you have dated people within the same family. Steve thinks that most of you have gone to jail for a stupid reason. Lil' D thinks that most of you have had a high heel injury!

Slacker says that there is a story coming from the UK that will prove his point as to why most people have dated within the same family. A UK 36-year-old woman is divorcing her husband whom is 35-years-old to marry his 74-year-old father! So technically her previous husband will be calling her mom! Nasty!

Steve says that he found a story coming out of Florida for assaulting his roommate because she threw a piece of pizza and beat her with a hamburger because he thought she was cheating on her!

Lil D' says that there are 124,000 high heel related injuries each year! He says that they have to be so common and he thinks he is going to win!

What story do you have that relates to one of these topics?

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Dating Deal Breaker

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Dating deal breakers, we all have them! We found a list of the top 9 deal breakers men have when it comes to women! Here's the list!

9 Deal Breakers Men Have When It Comes To Women

1. Can't put the phone down
2. The male friend that is "just a friend."
3. Has a preconceived notion about the future
4. Flirting with other guys.
5. Is a cheater
6. Is stuck on something
7. Complains about friends
8. Drugs and alcohol
9. Lying
Slacker thinks that Steve's basement full of his childhood dolls… I mean action figures, would be a deal breaker to most women! He says that his deal breaker is if women do not embrace technology or of he was dating a woman who was happy with her Droid phone.

Steve's dating deal breaker is time because things get stagnant and boring. He says that he dumped someone because of the way she chewed. He says that he wouldn't want to take her into public because she chewed so weird.

What are your dating deal breakers?

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I've Always Wanted to _____

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Bucket lists are common between most humans and we feel good accomplishing them but sometimes not everyone gets to knock off a few items. However, the times that they do it's awesome! A 91-year-old Chicago man always wondered what it would feel like to drive through a garage door and now he got the chance to experience it. Walter Thomas was gifted an SUV from a donator and a family member's garage to blast through! Thomas explained what it felt like by stating, "I hit the gas, squealed the tires and bang — we went through the door." He also doesn't know if he could do anything else to top that experience. A woman named Megan Sullivan traveled around the world in 13- days. She had just gone through the diagnosis of skin cancer and decided to be spontaneous and utilize the 13-days she had off from work. She traveled to 12 countries and visited the Seven Wonders of the World. A World War II veteran had the dreams to become a professional baseball player but that chance never came because he was enlisted into the army, but he finally got his major league debut at Wrigley Field. Tony Gianunzio threw the first pitch before the Cubs played the Royals! Patrick O'Neil, a 67-year-old man in British Columbia wanted to fly a plane before his death, and so he did. Here's the kicker, he was born blind and autistic. He has gone above and beyond to face his fears and accomplish and completing every item on his bucket list!

Slacker says that he has run into his garage door before and it is not fun and he doesn't understand why anyone would have that on their bucket list. He has always wanted to drive a car onto a car transporter.

Steve says that he has always wanted to push someone down an escalator.

Lil' D has always wanted to blindside tackle someone but will never get to experience that because he is too small. He also wants to take a baseball bat to a store that sells crystal and start swinging.

Finish the sentence, "I've always wanted to_____!"


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OPP: Friend's Depression Too Much

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Today's OPP is from Katrina.

Yi guys! I'm writing you to get advice on what to do about a friend. She is always really negative about everything and I'm pretty sure she's depressed. She refuses to get therapy and I've done everything I can to cheer her up but nothing ever works. She always complains about every little thing and everyone is always out to get her. I can't take another conversation about how awful the world is. I feel like I'm suffocating every time we talk and it feels like work hanging out with her. Is it time to end the friendship?-Katrina

Slacker says that we all have one person in our lives that we can put a face to this OPP. He says that if Katrina left her as a friend and her friend physically harmed herself it is Katrina's fault. He says that he has been in Katrina's place and he says that they are like a vampire and they suck the life out of you. He says that their attitude towards life will affect you and in turn you will accumulate he same attitude.

Steve says that, "There is only one life-raft here, it you or the other person." He had a girlfriend in high school that became suicidal and he couldn't handle it so he broke up with her. He says that he was selfish ad was to blame for her entire life's depression just for not being able to handle it. He says the depressed friend never sees the affect they have on other people.

Is it time for Katrina to end her friendship?

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GMD: Family Baby Name

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Luke and Melanie are having their first baby together and they just found out they are having a girl! He wants to name their daughter after his mother that had passed away when he was very young. The name would be Paige. However, that same name is the name of the woman that Melanie's dad cheated on her mom with. She absolutely hates the name because of the significance. Melanie says that Paige and her dad ruined her life and she does not want a constant reminder of what happened in her childhood. She thinks that because Luke's mom died so young that he doesn't really remember her and it shouldn't have to be the name of their daughter. She wants to name their daughter after Luke's mother's middle name which is Marie. Luke absolutely loves the name, Paige, and thinks it is extremely important to name their daughter that because of its significance. He wants her to move past the situation. He wants her to associate the name Paige with a positive outlook and not a negative one. They cannot agree on a name.

Slacker asks Luke, "What if you and Melanie were having a boy, would your mother's legacy still live on?" He says that he decided not to name one of his children off of bad experiences with the name.

Steve says that he cannot side with either side. He thinks they should just pick and agree on a different name. He says that he hopes they have a boy… magically!

Whose side are you on?

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Mascot Mayhem

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Mascots are supposed to pump up the crowds and entertain the children but sometimes they seem to be doing to exact opposite! A man who was dressed up in the McGruff the Crime Dog was arrested after he was found in possession of drugs by the police! John R. Morales was arrested in Galveston, Texas after a drug sniffing dog detected marijuana. He was originally pulled over for speeding but then the cops found diagrams of indoor pot-growing systems and marijuana seeds. The police then raided his house and seized 1,000 plans and 9,000 round of ammunition for 27 different weapons which included a grenade launcher. The 41-year-old mascot is serving 16-years in jail. The mascot mayhem didn't end there! Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty were arrested after fighting each other in Times Square. Tourists were surprised when the two mascots squared off. Sandra Mocha and Giovanna Melendez were charged with assault and lost their jobs as a mascot!

Slacker says that he got into a fight with a piece of pizza and lost, but the only reason why he lost was because he was in front of listeners. He got blind-sided by the piece of pizza for no reason. He thinks it had to be someone he knew that didn't like him. He said the pizza was thick crust. By the time Slacker got up he started running and of course he tackled the supreme pizza to the ground. He wanted to continue to beat the pizza man but he was making an appearance. He wants to know why mascots only have three fingers.

Steve says never get into a fight with a calzone. He says that Slacker always gets profiled by mascots.

Have you ever had a run in with a mascot?

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Snapped

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People snap and you better stay away when they do! A man went crazy in Australia and crushed four cars and a house with a stolen bulldozer and no one knows why he snapped, not even the police! A woman and her two children escaped just seconds before the man bulldozed their home. He did have some connection to the woman inside and could be to reason why he went crazy. A policeman on site stated, "An officer couldn't get into the bulldozer because the doors were secured so he smashed the window of the bulldozer and delivered an entire can of pepper spray into the cabin, which incapacitated the driver.'' The man is being charged with attempted murder. A new study explains, that a third of people have snapped and thrown a temper tantrum over forgetting their login passwords and usernames. Many people have admitted to crying, screaming, swearing, and even banging their head against their desk over their forgetfulness. A man in Florida used a box cutter on his roommate over a dirty towel! Talk about snapping! The victim ran out of their home as the suspect was chasing him. The victim suffered cuts on both of his legs and was taken to the emergency room. His roommate was drunk and angry about a dirty towel. He was taken into custody and charged with battery. A woman in Michigan really likes her sprinkles! The woman and her partner walked into an ice cream shop and started a fight over being "short-changed" on her amount of sprinkles. She threatened the employee and then punched her partner after he tried to calm her down! At least she stayed clothed unlike the man in North Carolina! A man found out his flight to Jamaica at the Charlotte Douglas International Airport was overbooked. He became very irate then proceeded to take his clothing off. He stood in the concourse naked for an hour before getting arrested by the police. They say the man will not face any charges.

Slacker says that that he snaps when he goes to a fast food restaurant by his house because they never get his order right! He says that he also partakes in password rage!

Steve says he definitely gets password rage!

Lil' D hates trying to create a password even more than trying to remember it because it requires so much for a new password! He says that he understands the woman's rage in the Michigan ice cream shop because he feels the same way when he is building his burritos as Chipotle.

What crazy thing did you do when you snapped?

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OPP: Quarter-Life Crisis

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Amelia is 22-years-old and is having a quarter life crisis. She is the type of person to have all of her ducks in a row and now life is taking its course and she does not know what to do. She graduated from college a year ago and still has not found a job. She majored in journalism and had a great internship but still hasn't found anything. She is also depressed because she has moved back home with her parents. All of her friends are getting married and having babies and she is nowhere close to advancing like her friends. Amelia went to a great college and got straight A's in high school and college and she expected to be traveling the world with her major. She is over life and needs help on what her next move should be! She can barely speak through the phone because she is breaking down, which goes to show that she is very torn up about her life plan not going to plan.

Slacker says that she is only 23-years-old and will probably have six life plans that change. He states that he gets uncomfortable in situations like this when a caller is crying too hard to understand. He thinks she should stop crying and know that life doesn't go as planned.

Steve says that she is too young to be worried about life and to be sad about living back home with her parents. He thinks Amelia just needs to pick her feet back up, get back on the horse, and figure out a new life plan because crying about it won't fix anything.

What advice do you have for Amelia?

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Creep

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Some people are just creepy and they seem to be everywhere! At the Fruitland Park in Florida police arrested a man named Eduardo Garcia for making some peculiar phone calls. He was calling 911 consecutively because he was flirting with the operator. He was telling the woman that h had "big muscles" and was asking her if she was single. When cops arrived to his campsite they found numerous beer cans and presumed that Garcia was intoxicated while calling in for a non-emergency. Garcia was also threatening to kill the officers on site and was charged with battery and misuse of the 911 system. California creeps aren't much better especially in Pomona. A woman at the California State Polytechnic University had a man approach her and asked her if he could take pictures of her bare feet and that is when he immediately started licking and kissing her feet while recording it on videos. After the creepy encounter was over he then ran off. The police are in search for the man with a foot fetish around the Pomona area. A man on the Staten Island Ferry complimented a woman on her breasts, but he didn't stop there. After he states, "You got nice breasts, I like them" he grabbed her. He was charged with many different counts due to the encounter.

Slacker says that males are the creepiest sex. He says that they were in a bar and a woman walked in and Steve knew her name. He asked Steve if he ever met her and he says no he just knows her from Facebook. Slacker is afraid to be alone with Steve now because he is a creepy Facebook stalker. He says that he is a creep but he tries to control himself.

Steve says that the cops probably found no muscles either when they had the encounter with Eduardo Garcia. He doesn't think of himself as a creep.

What is the creepiest thing a creep has done or said to you?

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Conspiracy Theories

Conspiracy theorists are predicting that the end is nigh. Well, three months away to be precise. Numerous blogs and websites have been saying that the period between September 22-28 will witness a cataclysmic climate event that destroys civilization. The biblical theorists believe it will usher in the rapture during which we will be judged for the next seven years. A NASA spokesperson said: "NASA knows of no asteroid or comet currently on a collision course with Earth, so the probability of a major collision is quite small. In fact, as best as we can tell, no large object is likely to strike the Earth any time in the next several hundred years."

On November 30, 2013 Fast and Furious star Paul Walker died in a tragic car accident. He was just 40 years old. To the vast majority of people it seemed like a tragic accident. But it seems there are a few people out there that think that there is more to Paul's death than just an accident. According to a YouTube video, Paul was actually killed by the Illuminati as a ritual blood sacrifice. Paul starred in the movie The Skulls, as a student who is initiated into the group, and of course the secretive bunch were less than happy that a movie was being made, drawing attention to them and their practices. The theory says that there are clues in the movie of Paul's demise. For example, he is given a red Porsche by elders in the group, only to die 13 years later in an accident involving a red Porsche. The number 13 is of great importance within the Illuminati, who believe in Satanic numerology, with 13 having great significance as this is said to be the amount of families that run the world, according to Satanic Bloodlines.

Slacker believes that the government has the power to cover things up. He says it's true that the government can turn your IPhone camera on at any point. He does admit that he's a sucker for conspiracy theories. He thinks he's about 2 bad decisions away from wearing a foil hat.
Steve is a bit more of a skeptic than Slacker and thinks he has been drinking the Kool-Aid. He thinks that these stories are stretched and most of the "facts" they use are wrong anyways.

What conspiracy theories do you believe?
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Terrible Neighbor

The NY Post claims Burt Levine is suing his Lenox Hill, New York neighbors because their cooking has filled his home with "noxious" food smells. His suit claims the "persistent, extreme and intolerable cooking odors have disrupted and manifestly altered" his life. The "continued and prolonged periods of foul, objectionable and strong cooking odors" have left Levine "unable to live a normal or productive life." Levine is seeking unspecified damages.

Former Vermont gubernatorial candidate Ruth Dwyer has lived on her 200-plus acre farm in for more than 40 years. For almost all of that time, Dwyer said she and her 150 animals had most of the surrounding area to themselves. That changed two years ago with the construction of a new home across the street, overlooking her farm. In November, she built what she described as a 'temporary screen' to shield her view.

A woman in the UK has been given a two-week prison sentence after annoying a neighbor with her screaming and shouting during sex. The woman's actions breached a court order barring her from causing a nuisance by making "loud sex noises." The order had also barred her from causing nuisance by playing loud music, shouting, swearing, making banging noises, stamping and slamming doors. The neighbor said the screaming sex session woke up her household at 5 am and lasted for about 10 minutes.

Ian McIlwaine was in his driveway in British Columbia, washing his car, when his two young sons decided to join him. Not surprisingly, a water fight broke out. What was surprising was that after his 4-year-old stripped out of his wet clothes and proceeded to continue running around with his brother, a neighbor actually called the cops because he thought it was inappropriate. The police informed the parents that if the boy was seen outside naked again there would be "consequences."

Steve says he got really lucky with the best neighbors. He thanks Slacker for finding the house for him.
Slacker's old neighbor "green belt guy" used to know his work schedule!

Have you ever been or had a terrible neighbor?
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OPP: Never Happy With Body

Our OPP today is Rachel. She's tired of the constant pressure to have the perfect body. She used to be overweight and was tired of being criticized so she lost fifty pounds!! Now people are telling her that she is too skinny. The bottom line is that she wasn't happy when she was overweight and she's still not happy now that she's skinny!

Slacker wants to know if she's worried about what other people think too much. Her girlfriends, mom, and family are all being very judgmental and talk about her. She's sick of everyone having comments about her body. This bothers Rachel because claims that she's healthy and lost the weight by eating less and exercising more.

Rachel says that this is really about her liking herself but thinks that it sounds lame to be self-loving. She claims that she did it for herself but still wants to get the acknowledgement she deserves for her hard work.

Slacker thinks that she should really talk to someone because she is unfulfilled even after reaching her goal. She is letting other people affect her too much and that we all go through not being given credit. Steve says that he deals with his weight fluctuating but doesn't let people get to him. He thinks maybe that if he let people's opinions bother him that it might motivate him to lose the extra pounds he's holding onto.

Have you ever struggled with being happy with yourself?
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Daredevil Kids

A new study, published in the journal Evolutionary Psychology, found that when kids engage in risky behaviors as part of their playtime, it is actually "cognitive behavioral therapy for anxiety." That means the more risks they take, the less anxiety they feel. And this affects how they deal with stress and anxiety as an adult.

An Arizona man became concerned after spotting a young child driving an SUV during rush hour traffic, and posted a video of the boy driving during rush hour in Phoenix on June 4th. The video captures the moment the car pulls up to the intersection and the young boy is seen in the driver's seat. The SUV appears to be carrying an adult in the front passenger seat and two other young children in the backseat. The man filming says, 'There's a kid driving a car, right there,' then tells the adult in the passenger seat, 'Dude you're gonna get someone f****** killed man.'
The man in the passenger seat laughs and says something like, 'I have my hand on the e-brake'. The man filming said, 'That's not safe, man. Come on dude, it's rush hour, dude. There's a lot of cars dude.'

Steve thinks that kids engage in more risky behaviors with Dad around than with Mom. He's afraid that these days with a lot more single Moms those kids don't get the risky time they should.

Slacker's wife is an example of this. She doesn't let the kids at the pool get in water deeper than they are tall. He knows that when he's watching them that they watch Ninja Warrior they turn into crazy little Ninjas and turn their deck into an obstacle course.
Steve thinks that he should encourage it! He even wants to buy Slackers kids a mini four-wheeler.

When Steve was a kid and living in a poorer neighborhood he and his friends would find bullets by a car wash. They would hammer them with a rock make them shoot off!!

Lil D lived in AZ as a kid in a neighborhood with a steep hill that lead to a busy road. He and his friends would go to the top of the hill on their bikes and cruise down the hill having a contest to see who would be the first one to hit their brakes.

What's your daredevil story?
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OPP: Stuck When Kids Leave for College

Yi! Today's OPP comes from Candy:

Yi guys,
I'm 43 and my youngest is about to leave for college. I've been married to my husband for 21 years but our relationship has been non-existent for the last 8 years or so. I always told myself that I would leave him once the children were out of the house, but now that the time is here, I'm not sure I can or should do it. I've admittedly put on some weight and I know most men my age are married. Basically the chances of me finding love again are not good. My question is, should I leave my husband and try to start my life over again or is it too late? Is this just what everyone feels like at this point in their life or their marriage? What should I do?
Candy

Slacker thinks that if she's been this unhappy for so long 'why did she stay so long?'. She should leave. He also thinks that the husband has no clue that she wants to leave and that he should have been putting in effort for the past 8 years. How do you spend 21 years with someone and then pull the trigger to leave? The only way you're going to figure out what you want is by being by herself.

Steve thinks that she's comfortable and is familiar with the environment. She won't know where she's going to live next but she knows she doesn't want to stay. He wants to give her the nudge to get out there and start her new life. They wonder how many women feel this way and put a date on when to leave?

Should she pull the trigger and leave or should she stay and try and make it work?
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What'd Ya Get Fired For?

A KFC employee was arrested for arson after he set the trees behind his work on fire out of fear that he was being fired. The irony! More hilarious reasons people were fired were found on Whisper:

- 'One time I got sick at work and drank what I thought was DayQuil but ended up being NyQuil, and I got fired for being "drunk" on the job.'
- 'I worked at a bakery for three months and was fired because I hid a box of donuts in the freezer so I could eat them when I had to go in there to clean it out.'
- 'Today I got fired from McDonald's for calling a co-worker "Mcbitch".
- 'I tell everyone I got laid off from a job because of pay cuts, but I got fired because I stole people's food from the fridge.'
- 'I got fired from Starbucks for drawing a penis on a girl's caramel macchiato. She called corporate lol.'
- 'I was fired today because they've found out I've been eating their rocky road ice cream. No remorse.'
- 'I got fired from my first job because I would get high and taste-test the fries.'
- 'I borrowed a food scale from my job for a night so I could weigh some weed. My boss found out and I got fired. I'm an idiot.'
- 'I got fired for asking Zac Efron for an autograph when he was having dinner at the restaurant I worked it. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity!'
- 'I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying "get a load of this guy" every time someone walked in.'
- 'Today I was fired from my work because they found a porn video with my twin sister in it. They wouldn't believe that it wasn't me.'
- 'I was Prince Eric in Disneyland parades for five years, until I got fired for doing porn on the side.'
- 'I was just fired because I couldn't staple papers to my boss's satisfaction.'
- 'I was fired from work today… for farting in a very important meeting.'

Lil D was fired from Subway for throwing a massive dough ball at a wall to see if it would stick and immediately got busted by the owner. He was fired and a few weeks later got his job back. He then was re-fired for eating ice cream out of the bucket while his friends were lighting things on fire in the back. He got his job back and was re-fired a third time for putting jalepeno juice in the frozen yogurt!!

Steve was fired for punching his friend in and out on the clock at a job when they noticed that he was not there.

What's the ridiculous reason you got fired?
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Vacation Stories

A 62-year-old man was taken to hospital after a sea lion bit him on the hand and dragged him underwater for up to 20 seconds after the fish in his hand attracted its attention.The man was posing with the fish he had caught when a sealion decided to steal the fish.

An angry elephant in India recently robbed several tourists. The tourists stopped to take selfies with the roadside elephant when the elephant stuck its trunk in their car and stole a handbag. The elephant ate the handbag and may have been protecting its calf. Tourists have been told not to take selfies with wild animals.

A family traveling in Bolivia had to change their trip when a political protest broke out. And finally, a British man was arrested while trying to travel from London to Ethiopia for possession of marijuana when a small speck was stuck to his shoe.

What is your vacation from hell stories?
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Anyone Listening Who

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It is that time again for Anyone Listening Who! Slacker thinks that most of you have had food related injuries! Steve thinks that you have been cheated on or cheated on someone in the same proximity. Lil' D thinks that most of you have had a crazy cat story! A man in Florida gets a second degree burn, no not from fire, but from lime juice! He suffered from a rare and painful skin reaction when lime juice touched his skin while he was making margaritas with his fiancé. The skin reaction is known as "Margarita Dermatitis" or "Lime Disease." Unfortunately for the Florida man his sever skin reaction was just one week before his wedding. They had to post pone their honeymoon plans due to the burns. Long Island, New York is hot but it just got hotter in one of its classrooms when a student gave two of his friends a ghost pepper to try! Ghost peppers are the world's spiciest pepper and is 400 times hotter than Tabasco sauce! The two boys who consumed the pepper immediately got sick and couldn't handle the heat. The boy got detention for putting students in danger. A man called 911 in Connecticut during a standoff with his cat! The man's 7.5-pound cat attacked him when he was trying to get into his home. The cat forced the homeowner to retreat for three hours and then he decided to call 911 at 1:30 in the morning. The police gave the man some courage to walk through the bed and straight into his bedroom and thankfully his cat was tuckered out.

Slacker- Food related injuries. He wants to know how a cat barricades the door.

Steve- Cheating in proximity.

Lil' D- Crazy cat story. He says that he has cheated on his girlfriend while at the same party with her. He said that he was really young and he went into the bathroom with another girl and started to hook up with her! Lil' D's girlfriend walked in on them and to say the least Lil' D was known as the party pooper!

Who do you side with, Slacker, Steve, or Lil' D? What story do you have that related to one of their topics?

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Purse Worth

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People don't really understand how much money they carry around with them on a daily bases. A new study found that the average woman's purse holds up to 5,000 dollars-worth of items on a daily bases! That can include the actual price of the purse as well as their gadgets and makeup!

Slacker cannot believe that this is true! He carries a laptop bag and he can almost get to carrying around 5,000 dollars a day because his laptop is worth 3,000 dollars. He also carries his Beats headphones every day. He said without his laptop he wouldn't be close to reaching the 5,000 dollar mark. He says that he won't even go through his wife's purse.

Steve says that even if he had permission to go through a girl's purse he wouldn't because he is afraid of what is in it. He carries purses like he is carrying a bomb. He said purses are forbidden and off limits.

How much is your purse worth?

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Drunk or Kid

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Today we're playing Drunk or Kid! You tell us a story when you were either drunk or a kid and we will guess which one you were! To start off Lil' D will read two stories in first person and we will guess if Lil' D was drunk or a kid.

First story: In Russia and see a cool statue so I climb up the statue and pose for a selfie but ended up breaking the arm off, so I tried to glue it back on.

Slacker: Drunk

Steve: Drunk

Answer: Drunk

Second story: At the local Dollar Store and found a lighter and decided to light some toilet paper on fire and ended up burning down the entire Dollar Store.

Slacker: Drunk

Steve: Kid

Answer: Kid

What are your Drunk or Kid stories?

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OPP: Friends Hit on Husband

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Olivia is happily married but her friends aren't respecting that because they keep hitting on her husband. They have been together for six years and have been married for three and she says that he is perfect in every single way! Olivia was out on a girl's night and she was bragging about how amazing her husband is after they had that talk at girl's night her friends have become very flirty and hands on. The hugs have become longer and winking has been exchanged. One of her friends even sat in his lap! She says the entire thing is very awkward especially because her husband is enjoying the attention. She hasn't mentioned anything but has made passive aggressive remarks hoping they would catch on and stop flirting with her husband. She isn't mad but is now hesitant to invite them around her husband because it is uncomfortable. She doesn't want to come across as insecure and she knows that her husband won't cheat on her even when her friends are really pretty. The friend that has become extra flirty is just recently divorced so Olivia thinks that she is just expressing her newly found freedom.

Slacker says that he doesn't know how she will bring her friends back to the normal without causing issues with her friends. He says that she brought a little bit of this on herself because she was bragging about him so much.

Steve says that he knows that Olivia isn't speaking out of insecurities.

How can Olivia get her friends to stop hitting on her husband?

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GMD: Daughter's Swimsuit

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James and Hillary have an 11-year-old daughter together and are having a dilemma on what to let her wear during this swimsuit season. James refuses to let her wear a two-piece bathing suit because at the age she is at is when boys begin to go into puberty and they will start looking at her in a sexualizing manner. He thinks it is totally inappropriate because a two-piece bathing suit is completely sexual. James says that he will let his daughter wear a two-piece bathing suit when she is "way into her teenagers." He says he was a 13-year-old boy once and he understands where boy's minds are. Hillary thinks it is okay for her to wear a two-piece. She doesn't even think the guys will go after her because she hasn't even hit puberty yet and hasn't started to develop. Hillary thinks James is blowing this situation completely out of proportion. Their daughter wants a two-piece and all of her friends are wearing them. Hillary doesn't know how to explain to her daughter why she cannot wear a bikini but her friends can. Hillary wants her daughter to have a positive body image and making her cover up when her friends don't will make her feel self-conscious. She says that her daughter also pictures of Hillary when she was that age.

Slacker says that his daughter wears a one-piece suit because she is only four-years-old. He says that 11-years-old is still too young so he is siding with James. He says that just because the friends are doing it is not an excuse for Hillary to allow her daughter to wear a bikini.

Steve says that he doesn't have kids but wearing a two-piece bathing suit at 11-years-old is too young; he says maybe 14-years-old though.

Whose side are you on?

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Barter

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A Florida man was arrested after trying to barter chicken for relations! A female officer in Sanford, Florida last week was running a prostitution sting and was portraying the character of a prostitute. Steven Torres approached the undercover officer and offered her three dollars and a chicken dinner in exchange for relations. The officer agreed to the lowball deal and arrested the 32-year-old. A New Mexico tattoo artist is excepting any type of payments for exchange for tattoos. David Tuk posted on his Facebook page, "I have an afternoon opening tomorrow…Who wants it!!?? Don't have money? We're open to trades! Even Ebt!" Ebt cards are a form of food stamps and are used for groceries and rent not for tattoos.

Slacker says that he gave free guitar lessons to his boss to keep his job!

Steve says that he had a radio station in a smaller town and would do a segment called "Tradio." He would trade things with callers and Steve traded a T-shirt for an entire town! He says that his brother traded a car for some weed.

What have you bartered?

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Bizarre ER

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Emergency rooms see some crazy things, but these Chinese E.R. employees might have seen the craziest. A man in China was suffering from constipation and needed a solution when the laxatives just wouldn't cut it. The man shoved a three inch wide beer glass into his rectum which caused him great pain. He ended up going to the hospital to have the large glass removed and it took three surgeons and an hour to remove the glass from his butt. A woman in Connecticut named Cheryl Harrison was rushed to the hospital with excruciating stomach pains two days after consuming a burger. A CT scan showed that Cheryl had a thin piece of metal from a grill brush in her intestines. She had to undergo emergency surgery. The bristle was found early due to the inflammation.

Slacker thinks that you are screwed when the E.R. is the last resort. He doesn't understand how the Chinese man got a three inch wide glass up his butt.

Steve wants to know if every time she took a breath if she whistled.

What are your bizarre E.R. stories?

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OPP: Giving Up Cigarettes

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Audrey's boyfriend has given her an ultimatum that might cost their relationships. She is a smoker and enjoys smoking because it is a good stress reliever for her. She says that she never drinks or do drugs, so smoking is her only vice. Her boyfriend hates smoking and wants her to quit but she is unsure if she should quit just because he asked her to. They have been together for four years and her boyfriend wants to take the next step but he says he cannot continue if she doesn't stop. Audrey says that she cannot stop smoking and she doesn't want to. She says that they met a bar while she was smoking and he knew who she was and what her habits were before they started dating, so she thinks that he has no right to ask her to stop.

Slacker says that smoking is a guaranteed risk for the future and he understands her boyfriend reasons. He says that he does not want to promise forever to someone who is slowly killing themselves. Slacker says that Audrey only called the show because she knows that Steve would take her side.

Steve says there is no point to quit something that you don't want to. He says that doesn't have a plan to stop smoking. He says that cigarettes are her habit and her boyfriend is not. Steve says that if her boyfriend really loved her he wouldn't be giving her an ultimatum. Steve thinks her boyfriend is a control freak!

Should you quit your only one vice if your partner asks?

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Super Glue

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Super glue can make for extra sticky situation! Londoner, Angie Barlow is terrified of the dentist and couldn't fathom of going to one when her teeth started to fall out. She finally decided to superglue her teeth to her gums to keep them in place. After doing so, Angie destroyed 90% of her bone structure that was supporting her teeth. Doctors had to yank out her rotting teeth and put titanium pins into her gums that would be used to keep her new dentures in place. South African man was so jealous after accusing his wife of sleeping with her uncle that he poured super glue into his wife's mommy parts! The wife was able to remove some of the super glue but the attack left her scarred for life and unable to have relations due to the constant pain. Her husband fled the country and never faced justice until now, when his wife came forward with her story. There was some sticky action at a McDonald's when a man named, Gary Foxley had become stuck to the toilet ring. Someone had poured superglue all over the toilet and it took two officers and five hours to remove him from the toilet ring. A wife got her revenge by super-gluing her husband's daddy parts to another part of his body! More body parts were glued together after a criminal superglued himself to his girlfriend to prevent the police from taking him to custody.

Slacker says that he is confused as why they are able to send a spacecraft to Mars but they can't manage to find a system with a super glue dispenser that would allow him not to get superglue all over his hands. He says that he got superglue in his eye while fixing an item in his house. He says that if you get superglue go to the hospital because rinsing your eye out with water just won't cut!

Steve says that Lil' D needs to start going to the dentist and stop making babies with his wife before doing so.

What is your crazy super glue story?

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UPDATE: Stop Sister's Wedding

Jen, the girl that broke up her sister's wedding because she is in love with the groom came on the air to share an update with us. Trevor, the groom didn't show up to the wedding and he had disappeared. She got this email from him and she wanted to share it with us:

Jen,
I wanted you to know that I'm okay. I've been staying with a buddy for a few days trying figure this all out. First, I want to say that I really understand how big of a leap it was for you to talk to me and I appreciate your honesty. I couldn't lie to myself, or to Amanda, and go through with the wedding because I have thought about that kiss too. What you said to me made me realize that I couldn't marry Amanda because it wouldn't be fair to her. She is an amazing woman and I couldn't marry her knowing that I was thinking about another woman, especially her sister. I know it will take some time but it will be better this way in the long run. I just didn't know how to tell her that on our wedding day and that's why I ran. I know it was cowardly, but it was the only thing that seemed logical that day.

Jen I also want you to know I ran because I couldn't be "that guy." I couldn't be the kind of man that leaves his bride at the altar to get with her sister. I need to take some time to figure all this out. I'm sorry.

Trevor

What do you think the email means?

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