Enrique Milla was one of the unfortunate ones. He elected for surgery that would help him maintain an erection. Milla wasn't trying to gain a larger member, but he did want to be able to perform in bed - it turned out that his implant was literally a plastic straw. His member became infected, contracted gangrene and it had to be amputated.
A New Jersey mother had an eyelid rejuvenation surgery to make her appear more alert and awake. Well, now she's forever awake because the surgeon left her with not enough eyelid. Marilyn Leisz cannot fully close her eyes, has to sleep with a mask to protect her corneas, and uses lubricant drops all day to ensure they won't dry out.
Paul Thorn, 30, from Norwich, lost 280lb after having weight-loss surgery. After being unable to remove the skin in the UK, he travelled to Poland. The surgeons left unemployed Paul with saggy, loose skin on his back area when they forgot to do his posterior.
A woman in the UK who underwent a hysterectomy said she woke from surgery to find her doctor had removed two of her front teeth. "I woke up from an operation with two teeth missing, and I cannot believe that I still have not been able to get a straight answer from the hospital," Clare Jones, 47, of Newcastle-under-Lyme told Metro.co.uk. Doctors allegedly could not account for her additional missing teeth, which has now led to an investigation. "They obviously had to remove them to put something in to help with my breathing during the operation," Jones told Metro.co.uk. "But they haven't told me that. If they had admitted it and apologized and said they will replace the teeth then I wouldn't be so angry." The chief nurse at Royal Stroke University Hospital told Metro.co.uk that they are aware of Jones' claims. Jones said she cannot afford to have corrective dental surgery.
Slacker has flashbacks of a dentist straddling his chest ripping teeth from his mouth. He thinks that people have similar stories where people are injured from the surgery itself. Steve says he knew a hot girl that every time she went to get an eye exam the doctor asked her to disrobe.
Luis Carlos de Noronha Cabral da Camara made an unusual distribution of his money after his death: 70 people listed in a Lisbon phone directory were contacted out of the blue after his death to be told he had made them his beneficiaries. They had been chosen at random from the directory, in front of two witnesses at a registry office 13 years before. It certainly came as a shock to them. In the first place, people do not, as a rule, make wills in Portugal
Sergey Sudev was left a 950 million euros fortune by an uncle he had not seen for 10 years. But he must have made a good impression at their meeting a decade ago, because it prompted the uncle, who lived in Germany, to write Sudev into his will straight away. The student had no idea he stood to inherit a fortune and got on with his course in journalism. Then one day there was a knock at his door in the town of Komrat - his uncle's agents had tracked him down to pass on the incredible news. A shocked Sudev is reported to have said to them: "Is this a joke?" The inheritance means he has become one of the richest men in Moldova, where the average monthly salary is around 270 euros
A wealthy Manhattan landlord left $20 million to his two daughters — but they can collect only on his strict terms. Daddy Dearest real estate millionaire Maurice Laboz, who died earlier this year, doled out early-bird bonuses to his girls in his will as long as they marry right, get good jobs and don't even think about having kids out of wedlock. The Laboz girls — Marlena, 21, and Victoria, 17 — are set to inherit $10 million apiece when they turn 35. But they can get their hands on some of the dough beforehand if they follow Daddy's rules for the straight and narrow. For example:
• Marlena will get $500,000 for tying the knot, but only if her husband signs a sworn statement promising to keep his hands off the cash.
• She nets another $750,000 if she graduates "from an accredited university" and writes "100 words or less describing what she intends to do with the funds" — with the trustees appointed by her dad to oversee her money responsible for approving her essay.
• Both daughters get a big incentive to earn decent salaries by 2020. Each young woman is guaranteed to receive an annual payout of three times the income listed on their personal federal tax return. In a not-so-subtle nod to the taxman, their checks will be cut every April 15.
• If the daughters have kids and don't work outside the house, the trustees will give them each 3 percent of the value of their trust every Jan. 1. There's one catch: The money flows only for a "child born in wedlock."
• The sisters could earn the same amount being "a caregiver" to their mother, Ewa Laboz, 58, whom their father was in the middle of divorcing. She got nothing in the will and has indicated that she will contest it.
Steve has inherited a lot from his family. He says that his family attorney is the one who handles the money and property. He says it makes families miserable and greedy and no one cares about the deceased. He thinks of it as blood money so he doesn't feel like its earned or appreciated by most people.
Slacker says he will not be inheriting anything since he grew up poor. He is fascinated by how all these things work. He says that Lil D inherited a stick of Old Spice deodorant so that he could remember the smell of his grandpa.
OPP is from a lady who is dating a co-worker. She has a much higher position in the company and loves her job. She recently found out her boyfriend is going to be fired. Should she tell him and risk her job or save the job and risk the relationship?
Steve thinks if she tries to save him then everyone is going to know she's sleeping with him. Steve thinks her boyfriend may think that if she knew that he was going to be fired, it's because she wants to out the relationship and go public.
Slacker thinks maybe she should try and pick a group of people she wants to save and mix him into the group so it isn't so obvious. He thinks that immediately after he gets fired that he is going to confront her about if she knew. Slacker wants to know if it came down to it would she pick the job or man. She picks her job.
Should she warn him or should she let him get fired and risk the relationship?
Two people slept through a Pennsylvania home burglary early Wednesday morning, according to police. "They didn't hear anything," said police. A burglar initially tried to force his or her way inside through one door, but was thwarted by its dead bolt. The burglar got inside by forcing open a locked sliding glass door. It happened sometime between midnight and 9 a.m.
Stolen were two computers, cash, credit cards, a cell phone and purses, he said.
A man continued sleeping between train tracks Saturday night until a conductor woke him to say he had been hit by a train. "No I didn't," replied Josh Napier to the conductor. Then Napier put his head back down to return to sleep. Napier, 30, was carried by police and fire personnel to an ambulance and transported with non-life-threatening injuries. Norfolk Southern train personnel told police Napier was asleep in the middle of the tracks when the train passed over him. The train, which showed no damage to the engine's front stopped with the single engine about 25 yards south of a crossing. With Napier at the hospital, the train resumed its trip to Fort Wayne at 12:40 a.m.
Lil D says as a teenager his friends and him would go and hangout under the train bridge and that the vibrations were so strong that there is no way someone could sleep through a train going over them.
Steve said he used to go put pennies on the tracks but can't imagine being hit by the train. He says he is a medium sleeper and knows the rhythms of his own home. He would be able to wake up if he could hear or sense that something was off.
Slacker says that he isn't that heavy of a sleeper, but it depends on how much he has drank. With small children he said he could manage to sleep through all the feedings since he couldn't technically feed them since he isn't a woman. He also said that as a kid he lived on a long and straight street and the one curve in the road was in front of his house. Every weekend people would run off the road into his front yard or hit the curb. He got so used to it that he slept through it several times growing up.
A little girl's quick thinking apparently saved the lives of her mother and baby brother after the mom said she fell asleep at the wheel and drove down an embankment. The mother said her daughter woke up and got out of her five-point harness, which she'd only done once before, then climbed up the 40-foot embankment to the highway barefoot and flagged somebody down. 5-year-old Lexi flagged down a passersby following the crash, outside Jasper, Canada. The girl's mother later found out the crash wasn't visible from the road, and her husband thought she was taking a different route home. The woman suffered small fractures in her neck and back, and internal injuries including broken ribs and liver damage. The 10-week-old baby's brain was also bleeding, but they're both recovering now.
A man stopped a robbery while proposing to his girlfriend in Hickory, North Carolina. The man planned to propose to his girlfriend at a restaurant and he was gearing up for his big moment when he noticed a man running to the door. He realized the man was trying to rob the place so he put the man in a chokehold knocking him out. An off-duty cop was nearby and helped hold the robber down until cops came. The man decided to propose to her girlfriend at a park instead and she said yes.
Slacker says he saved an entire building from terrorist in LA with his shoes off. And he thinks he may have ruined the topic this hour with bad Bruce Willis movie plots.
Steve thinks he couldn't even get himself out of a 5 point harness and climb a 40 foot hill like the 5–year-old did! He says he probably would have just given up and chilled in the car still someone found him.
Yi guys! So... I've never ever felt the need to write an OPP in my years listening to the show, but... I'm stuck. And I could use some advice. I've been seeing a guy for about four months now. It started out really casually, but the more time we spend together, the more intimate things get. He takes me out for nice dinners, I spend the night at his place if I want to, and he always goes out of his way to make me smile. I feel like this could be the start of something really special. The problem is that I'm moving away in a few weeks for an extended period of time. It's never been a secret; he's well aware that I'm leaving, but we progress on anyway. I've done long distance, and it's the pits. I'm torn, though, because I really like this guy a lot. I have no idea what to do except wait for the hurt to come when I have to move. What in the world do I do? I'm trying to tell myself to enjoy it while it lasts and be prepared for the end, but every time I do, I get a big pit in my stomach. HELP!
Steve thinks that relationships are pointless because it is just calling dibs on each other. If we tell her to stay it's basically saying that this guy is it and she can't get any better. Steve thinks that she can find another guy at the next spot she lives.
Slacker thinks maybe is this guy being so great and nice because he knows that she is leaving? He knows that since she's leaving maybe he's going all out. Maybe if she knows that it's going to hurt eventually, why not just cut it off now. Because since it's going to end why does she want to get more involved? Slacker thinks maybe they should have the open relationship talk so they can still be fulfilled even when she leaves and that someday they can be exclusive again.
What do you think she should do? Stay for the guy or go for the job?
There are a lot of things that everyone does. Like watching Harry Potter, learning to swim, or taking a flight. But sometimes we just don't get around to doing common things.
Steve has never changed a tire. He says he doesn't have to because he always has a nice car and once the tires go bad you buy a new one. He says as a teenager that he had chances, but he always had a friend that knew how to do things better so he let them do it.
Slacker says he has never gotten a table dance. He never even tipped a stripper until he went out with Steve and Lil D. He doesn't know why he hasn't done it he just doesn't want to. His band even used to have meetings at a strip club and still didn't have one. He also never has seen The Sound of Music, broken a bone, or had a tattoo.
Lil D says he had a table dance before and it wasn't worth it. His daughter watches Sound of Music every day so Slacker can come over and check that off his list. Lil D has never been to Disneyworld or any other major theme park. His family never took vacations and he says he's debating taking his kids to keep up tradition.
Today we’re playing Anyone Listening Who! Slacker, Steve, and Lil’ D compile topics that they wanted to discuss on the show but never aired. Three of them will each have a topic and they want to see who knows you better!
Slacker thinks that most of you have taken the fall for someone else.
Steve thinks that most of you have had your identity stolen.
Lil’ D thinks that most of you have a stabbing story.
Slacker found a story in which a man took the fall for his son’s fatal DUI. The man went through the court system and sat in jail for a year for his son. A family member couldn’t take that the wrong person was in jail and came clean. So now the father is being released and the son his going in the slammer.
Steve found says that he found a story about a news anchor that was alerted on live T.V. that his identity had been stolen. So the anchor thought his news cast should pack everything up and go to find the suspect who stole his I.D. Turns out they found him on live T.V. and busted the guy!
Lil’ D found a story in which a man asked his neighbor to turn down his T.V. because it was way too loud. His neighbor responded with a simple, “No.” So the man left and returned with a kitchen knife. He decided that poking him would motivate him to turn the T.V. down. Turns out, it did!
What story do you have that can relate to one of these topics?
Walking through closed doors can be extremely dangerous because you never know what you are about to walk in on. Maybe it is someone doing the deed or maybe it’s an armed robbery! Whatever it is you probably wished you had never walked in on it! One manager walked in on her employees doing something that she wished she had unseen and also discovered some frisky business that was going on other than her business. She was walking into the print room which was strangely locked. She then proceeded to unlock the doors and when she did she discovered her employees having relations! She immediately walked out and shut the door. The manager then stumbled on something on her employer’s desk that stated, “Duck Club.” The “Duck Club” was a chart of points and locations to have relations! The printer room was 25 points! A Las Vegas woman walked into a smoke shop and got a lot more than what she bargained for. She walked in on an armed robbery and in the process got her bag stolen and was pistol whipped. Not all was lost though because one of the three thieves dropped their pack of cigarettes and the police were able to grab fingerprints off of it which eventually led to the arrest of all three suspects!
Slacker says that he had a party at his house and had people stay over. He says there was one person at the party who could not fall asleep and he happened to stroll into his master bedroom. Slacker says he was obviously doing the deed! He says that it was awkward because his friend closed the store but stayed outside the door and continuously kept texting him if he was “done yet!”
Steve says that he never walked in on his parents!
I got pregnant from a one night stand I had with a guy I met at the club. I didn't want to be a single parent, so I thought I would try to make the best of a bad situation and get to know him before the baby was born. Turns out, he's a total d-bag. He's one of those guys that thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks you have to be rich to have any significance in the world. He thinks that everyone is there to serve his needs. He's a racist. Like I said, he's a huge d-bag. The baby is due a little more than a month from now and I really don't want him to have any sort of influence on my baby. How do I keep him out of our life? What do I do to make sure my son doesn't end up anything like him?-Meghan
Slacker says that she shouldn’t have told the baby daddy because now that he knows, he has rights! He says he knows plenty of people that have been in this situation and they all couldn’t make it work and they tried hard. He says it didn’t work because the couples weren’t compatible.
Steve says that the courts are more favorable towards women. He wants to know if he is really is bad as she says he is. He says that her arguments will not hold up in court. He says just because you are a racist doesn’t mean your parental rights are taken away.
How can Meghan keep her baby’s father out of her life and influencing her son?
Some say it takes a village to raise and child and that’s exactly what Alyssa’s mentality is. She wants to spread her wealth to in turn create the wealth. She grew up poor and waitressed long enough to know and understand the struggles of being poor and how long it takes to make an income. Now that she is established with a better job and husband she is extra generous when tipping others and donating her money to charities because she knows where she came from and wants to help others in need. She tips at least 50 percent at every single restaurant. She likes to pay it forward! All she wants to do is reward people for hard work. Her husband, Will, thinks that Alyssa is being too generous. He says they are comfortable in their finances but they are still not saving as much as he would like to be. He thinks she needs to pull in the reigns of her generosity! He says they haven’t put any money into their retirement in three years and are almost living paycheck to paycheck. He wants just normal budgeting and saving.
Slacker says that both sides are right. He says that he and his wife plan out their budgeting regarding charities. He says that Alyssa is generous but if she doesn’t have her ducks in a row while helping others, then who will be helping her out when they need help?
Steve says that they need to find the right median. He asks the question, “How do you tell someone to stop being nice and generous?”
Coulrophobia, do you have it? An estimated 20-30 percent of the population is afraid of clowns. If you are in that percentage stay away from Chicago cemeteries! A man dressed in a clown costume broke into a Chicago cemetery and decided to give the city a little scare! Some passerby’s saw the man scale the fence as they were driving by. The clown looked back at the car as the people inside decided to snap a photo of him waving at them in the dark. The owners did not see any vandalism in the cemetery and the man was never detained and is still deemed unknown of true identity. I’m staying far away from Chicago! A 14-year-old in Australia decided to play a similar prank only during daylight on a train! The clown boarded the train wearing a suit, a creepy clown mask, and a suitcase. He didn’t say one word put stared down the commuters. After the story aired the boy’s step-father called in and said that his step-son will be getting a stern talking to for stealing his mask and pulling a prank.
Slacker says that he is absolutely terrified of clowns. He doesn’t like the makeup that the clowns have! He says they don’t break character and that also freaks him out. He says that mimes are in the same category of clowns! The only clown Slacker is okay with is a rodeo clowns because they don’t wear that much make up. He is on team #clownhater
Steve says that clowns are awesome! He thinks that the clown in Chicago was just visiting his deceased fellow clown family members! He is on team #clownlover
Lil’ D says that he is not afraid of clowns. He said he had a former babysitter that went to clown school and taught him a ton of cool tricks like juggling with fire! He is on team #clownlover
Watch where your poop and make sure your poop isn’t flammable! A man in Idaho destroyed 73-acres of land because after wiping, after a poop, he decided to burn his toilet paper. He thought he was doing the right thing but found out later it was a bad mistake when he saw the mountain go up in flames. The man was a cyclist and had to make an emergency stop on the side of the road. The fire was contained six and a half hours later. Helicopters, air tankers, and ground crews stopped the blaze. The man was handed a citation and may have to cover the cost of the methods to put the fire out. That was one expensive poop! A woman in Ohio claimed that the person who started her house on fire was her cousin. She thinks that her cousin started her house on fire because she won’t leave her husband for him. She said her cousin even put her husband in the hospital the previous month. Talk about family drama!
Slacker says that his dad kept his old dirty oil rags right next to their cedar wood fence and wood for their fireplace with kids that loved bottle rockets! Their entire backyard became a light show after one fourth of July.
Steve says he thinks it is fun to blow up aerosol cans!
Lil’ D says that he had an old girlfriend that didn’t follow stop, drop, and roll. She started a fire and didn’t put the fire out like one would think; she went a different route and covered the fire up with paper and walked away. She burned down half of her house.
What have you started fire to, accidentally or purposefully?
Carrie is in a huge dilemma and wants her 2,000 dollars back from her best friend! Recently, during the bridal and bachelorette party that Carrie threw for her friend who is about to tie the knot, too much information was said! They were playing a truth game. The object of the game was to admit something you have never told. Carrie had informed her best friend that she and her fiancé had a make out session way before the two ever started dating. The bride did not like that one bit and demoted her from maid of honor to not even invited. Carrie says she feels bad for kissing him but it was before they even met and that is all they did. She thinks that the bride has turned into a bridezilla and is overreacting. She has spent two grand on the bridal shower, travel, and dress. Carrie wants some compensation if her friend doesn’t let her back into the wedding.
Slacker says that he would want his money back if he were in that situation. He is shocked that Carrie is still willing to still stand up for her friend. Slacker knows that he would never talk to the person who kicked him out of the wedding again. He says that she deserves the money!
Steve says you can never invite someone to you have seen naked and since Carrie didn’t see her best friend’s naked body during their make out session than she did nothing wrong. He says that she shouldn’t be kicked out because she had a verbal agreement with the bride. He says the bride is being a “B”! Steve says they can never be friends again because she kicked her out of the wedding.
First dates are tough to begin with but are harder when something goes majorly wrong like having to be airlifted by a helicopter! A California couple decided to take a hike for their first date. The man had a map that would lead them through the treacherous area but his map obviously was not as correct as he suspected it to be because they got lost…. Like really lost! Thankfully the couple was still in cell service area and was able to call the sheriff’s department, as well as having the helicopter airlifting squad out practicing near their location. The helicopter found them and airlifted them to safety and a location they were familiar with. Another couple in Arizona had an explosive first date, literally. They were about to have a nice candle lit dinner until disaster struck. As Tiara Del Rio was about to light her scented candle the entire house blew up! There was a natural gas leak within her residence and the candle flame triggered making a huge explosion. Both she and her date fortunately made it out alive but not with third-degree- burns. Both are blessed to be alive and hopefully their second date with run more smoothly.
Slacker says that Steve is the master of first date disasters! He doesn’t like the idea of going on a hike for the first date and doesn’t understand how the California couple even got lost! He says that he had a first date that turned into a disaster after he tried to blow his dates mind by making her his special Moscow Mule. She loved the drink so much that she stole his Moscow Mule copper cups the next morning! He wants them back!
Steve says that he always has relations on the first late because “you should just get to the part to why you are both here.” He doesn’t understand why anyone would go on a hike on a first date! He also doesn’t understand why anyone uses real candles anymore! He says use the fake ones so you don’t catch on fire!
A department manager at the Lorain County Board of Developmental Disabilities resigned last week while under investigation for allegedly accessing a graphic sexual role-playing game and other inappropriate content on his personal computer while on county time. Jeffrey Neal, who served as director of the agency’s service and support administration, was asked to resign during a July 14 meeting, Human Resources Director Tom Forhan said. Forhan said Neal was placed on paid administrative leave June 25 after complaints from fellow employees that he had showed them material of a sexual nature on his personal computer.
“It was inappropriate for the workplace, but not of a criminal nature,” Forhan said. According to statements from his co-workers, Neal discussed with them a “raunchy” online game he was fond of playing. One co-worker wrote that Neal had increasingly been bringing his personal laptop to work with him and often had it up and running on his desk during the work day.
Arkansas Online claims an air traffic controller was recently found drunk and passed out in a Springdale control tower. Philip Maschek was charged with public intoxication. A city employee found him after a pilot who wanted to take off couldn't because the tower wasn't responding. Philip was topless. He failed field sobriety tests and was too intoxicated to climb down a ladder to leave the tower. Philip was wearing a black robe and house shoes when he was arrested.
Officers recently rushed to a gas station in Port St Lucie, Florida after receiving word that a robbery was in progress. The 'robber' was a clerk, who thought it would be funny to wear a mask and order his co-workers to the ground. The scared clerks later laughed about the joke and declined to press charges. The cops recognized the masked man and told him no more pranks.
A Georgia man (Anthony Dunton) poisoned his co-worker's water bottle with small amounts of Roundup weed killer.He poured small amounts of Roundup weed killer in his colleague’s water bottle on at least four occasions. The 65-year-old told police he didn’t want to kill the unnamed victim, only “mess with him'. His victim set up a hidden camera after noticing his water tasted strange and foamed when he shook the bottle. The camera caught Dunton sneaking off with the bottle on two different occasions. He was filmed wiping his fingerprints off the bottle in one of the recordings. He confessed when confronted by cops. The co-worker was treated for kidney pain but wasn’t seriously hurt. Police jailed the prankster with four counts of felony assault.
Slacker thinks the lunch stealer is the ultimate worst person. If you didn’t bring it in how dare you put it in your mouth! You know it’s not yours.
Steve wants to know: how is it a joke to poison your coworkers? He likes the smell of roundup but he wouldn’t eat it. He also loves the smell of gas and sharpies. He also says he signed his Audi so that his coworkers know it’s his and can’t try to take it.
“There was the guy that broke up with me JUST before I met his parents, and I had to sit through lunch with them for 3 hours afterwards. Then I got the bus home."
Sent me an album of pictures of her and the guy she left me for in all the places I had taken her
Email on Christmas Day. He said he wasn't physically attracted to me. This was three days after I lost my virginity to him.
She typed up a letter on a Word document and sent it as an attachment on a Facebook message, and texted me while I was at work to check my messages when I get home.
“He changed his number and blocked me from Facebook.”
“He posted our breakup as his Facebook and tagged me in it.”
“My fiancé did not show up for our wedding, which was on my birthday.”
“My ex husband was cheating on me and, of course, I didn’t know. He and his sister got into a huge fight and she said it in front of everybody. So, I guess since the cat was out the bag, he ended it all right then and there. Imagine my devastation!”
Slacker thinks that people break up on trips together because they realize they aren’t compatible. That and they have to share a bathroom. Slacker remembers that we had a caller a few weeks ago where a girlfriend went out to lunch with her boyfriend and his mom and his mom broke up with her!
Steve thinks that it’s acceptable to break up over Facebook or social media because letting the world know and your spouse at the same time is just killing two birds with one stone.
Social media is a dangerous realm that once you post something it is somewhere in the inter-web forever and your mistakes and fails will be forever known. Be careful what you do on your accounts because somewhere in the world someone is probably laughing at your fail, just like what we’re about to do now! A London woman made a fake name for her Facebook account and they decided to lock her out, so the only reasonable solution was to legally change her name to her fake profile name! Smart! 30-year-old Jemma Rodgers changed her name to Jemmaroid Von LaaLaa! Talk about being dedicated to Facebook and making a huge fail! Another 30-year-old woman in Newport, Oregon decided to stab her 19-year-old girlfriend in the thigh after she made a Facebook post about her girlfriend’s family being stupid! She victim received non-life threatening injuries and has decided not to hold a grudge against her girlfriend. Fails don’t just happen on Facebook, they happen on Instagram as well! A man in Venezuela named Daniel Sanchez, who is a medical student decided to post a picture that would get him into hot water. He was in the delivery room and thought it was an opportune moment to take a selfie. He posted a picture of himself and the woman’s mommy parts on his Instagram account and captioned the photo, “Lady I can deliver your baby but first let me take a selfie."
Slacker says that he took his kids to have their picture taken as an Old Fashioned theme. One of his kids was holding a gun and the other was holding a whisky bottle. He posted the picture of his kids and got caught under fire because of his children holding guns and alcohol. Slacker says that someone he knows was uploading photos on their Facebook and accidentally uploaded a very “personal” and “dirty” video that was not made for her husband. She was caught cheating and costed her, her marriage.
Steve says that he doesn’t have a personal Facebook. He doesn’t understand why the Venezuela man would post such a picture!
Lil’ D had a co-worker that posted on her Facebook page that she wanted a divorce. She didn’t take it down because she wanted her husband to find out.
Sometimes when we think that we have a good idea it actually turns into a disaster and that is how bad ideas are produced and funny stories are to be told. A man in Dallas was working on house that was being renovated and stumbled across some buzzing wasps. He decided that it would be a good idea to burn down their nest with a fire source and some flammable liquid. He burnt down the nest and two other houses. Over $300,000 in damage was caused by the man’s bad idea. Firefighters were able to contain the fire before it spread to any other house. A man at the San Diego International Airport decided to live on the edge and jump over two fences and run onto the runway. His shirt must have been holding him because the he was shirtless when the police arrested him. The police believed the man was under the influence of drugs or alcohol while making his bad idea into an actual event! AT least he provided some entertainment while people were waiting for their planes. A man in New York thought it would be a good idea to sleep on some railroad tracks. He was run over by a freight train but was miraculously uninjured. The 38-year-old man was heavily intoxicated when he went to snooze in the middle of the tracks. Hopefully he learned his lesson to not make bad decisions while drunk. An employee at a gas station in Florida thought it would be funny to scare his co-worker by putting on a mask and pretending to rob the place. After the police were called the other co-workers laughed off the bad idea and decided not to press charges. A German just wanted to play video games O.K.! The 23-year-old man admitted to officials that he gave his girlfriend sedative drugs so that he could continue to play video games with a friend. The woman arrived home from work that night and just wanted to relax and he wanted to play so he drugged her tea and she slept until the next afternoon. Her boyfriend then told her what he had done when she awoke and went to work. He became an ex really quick and is now in trouble with the authorities.
Slacker said the man in Dallas should have gone the coward way and bought some wasp spray instead of trying to burn it down. He says that when he was little and was moving from house to house his parents made him climb in the back of the truck and hold down all of their objects. He says that they were too poor to afford bungee cords so he took their place.
Steve says that he likes wasp spray because it is cool and fun and you can spray nests from 20 feet away!
Marissa’s mom just dropped a bombshell on her. She not only divorced her dad but she came out of the closet. She says that she is a completely different person and is dressing different. Marissa feels like she has been lied to all of her life and feels a deep betrayal by her mom. Her dad feels deeply saddened but they have not talked about the situation together. She has no idea how to move on with her mother and how to act around her because she is so confused as to what is going on in her life. Her mom has even starting to date women and the situation just is awkward and yet devastating. She doesn’t know how much more of her life is a lie.
Slacker says not to cut her mother off because her mom is going through something really hard herself. He says that the problem with coming out late in life is the destruction it does to everyone around them. He says that maybe her dad knew and they made a pact to stay together until Marissa was old enough to handle her mother’s decision.
Steve says that she should be supportive of her mom however he could not imagine how he would react if his mother was in the same situation. He thinks that the situation would be tough for Marissa but she shouldn’t be mean to her mother.
What should Marissa do? How can she move forward with her mom?
Tim caught his girlfriend doing something that crossed the line while he was at his friend’s bachelor party! He says that he was going bar hoping with his friends and his girlfriend Chloe decided to do the same! He stumbled upon Chloe dancing on another guy on the dance floor! She says that the guy she was dancing with came up behind her and he insinuated the dancing. Chloe also thinks that Tim is overreacting because all girl’s dance on other guys when they are in relationships. She says it’s just a normal girl thing! She says that she had some drinks, flirted a bit, and just had a great time! Tim doesn’t think the situation is right and is ready to end their relationship. He says that he was good at the bachelor party and did nothing to make Chloe question their relationship! The only way he is considering to stay with Chloe is if he is convinced that dancing on another man truly is a “girl thing.”
Slacker says that girls just want to dance but it seems that dancing on another guy is crossing the line. He says that the only way Tim can be questioning Chloe is if he was absolutely perfect at the bachelor party.
Steve says that Chloe wouldn’t be happy if she walked in on Tim dancing with another woman. He says that girls go out and just want affirmation that they are still wanted by the opposite sex and that’s the reason as to why girls dance with other men while they are in a relationship!
Snakes are one of the most feared among the population. Why? Because they are extremely scary! A man in San Diego however didn’t think so and needed a selfie that would exceed all others. He took a selfie with a rattlesnake who didn’t want to be Instagramed. The man received a massive bite to his arm and he had to be rushed to two different hospitals for anti-venom treatments. I don’t know which is scarier, his encounter with the snake or his doctors bill! His bill came out to $153,000 dollars. A small fortune lost all because of a selfie. A man in Taipei was so terrified of snakes that he sold his car because of one! The man spotted a snake in his car and then lost it! He was unable to find the snake so he decided the most reasonable thing was to take it to a dealership to trade it in! He says that he saw a “black snake tail.” He even called the fire department and they ripped his car apart but still found no signs of a serpent. His car was sold and he was relieved! A new survey found that between men and women that the most common biggest fear is the fear of snakes! Are you afraid?
Slacker thinks there should be an entire week dedicated to snakes like shark week! He says that his kids are afraid to go hiking because of snakes. He says that he had a friend that took a woman home from the bar and said, “I’m going to slip into something more comfortable.” He says that she came back wearing nothing but the snake. He says talk about “performance anxiety!”
Steve says the reason why he doesn’t hike is because he doesn’t want to get “stabbed” by a snake.
Lil’ D quotes the popular saying about snakes “Yellow next to black your jack, black next to red, your dead!”
First impressions are everything because they will set the tone for the further situation and relationship. However, sometimes bad impressions just happen depending on many factors, but what happens when you have a bad first impression? Some say you can come back from a bad first impression but with it takes a lot of work and dedication to win of the individual or situation. Here is a list that will save you from making a bad first impression: How To Make An Amazing First Impression 1. Figure out what kind of an impression you want to make first 2. Concentrate on body language 3. Make the person you’re talking to feel like the best human in the world 4. Don’t be too cool for school 5. Wear something you feel hot in
Slacker says that he got onto the elevator and it stunk so badly. He says that the last person to get off before him says, that the smell on the elevator swore that it wasn’t him!
Steve says that he always makes a good first impression and never has to worry!
What did you do to make the worst first impression?
Yi! My mother met a guy through an online dating site three years ago. They fell in love and she moved across the country to be with him. But within a year their relationship deteriorated and she moved out. When they broke up my mom was crushed and made sure that my sister, aunt, and I were on her side and hated him. Then they got back together and she would want us to love him again and call him and play family again. Then they broke up and got back together a few more times and each time would expect us to either love him or hate him. Then after the latest break up they got back together and eloped. Now she’s guilt tripping us for not loving him and acting like he’s our family. How do we tell her that we feel like this is temporary, or that we actually don’t like or trust her husband? Or should we bite our tongues and just play nice to make her happy? -Candy
Slacker says that you should support your mom until you get to a point of time where she is making bad decisions and at that point you should be able to communicate your problems with her. He says that you shouldn’t have to pretend to like someone even though you know a bad relationship is on a timer.
Steve says that they don’t want to look like they are not supportive of their mom because that would be damaging to their relationship. He says that he justifies pretending to like someone and also justifies communicating to someone when they have an issue.
Should she tell her mom the truth or just play nice and pretend to treat him like he is a part of the family?
Simple pleasures in life are the best and we all have them. Some are completely normal and some are not! We found a list of eight simple pleasures that we forget to enjoy! Do you remember to enjoy these!
8 Simple Pleasures You Are Forgetting To Enjoy
1. Morning cup of coffee
2. Your commute to work
4. Finding a quiet place to sit
6. Sweet treats
8. Friends and family
Slacker says that his simple pleasure in life is when he is doing laundry and as he his getting ready to pull his clothes out of the dryer, his washing machine goes off at the same time so both are ready to be loaded and unloaded at the same time. He says that he also enjoys pulling off the plastic casing to a Claritan bottle. He says that his son has really bad allergies and they go through bottles in the summer time. Slacker says he always volunteers to open the bottle.
Steve says that his simple pleasure is when he is at the ATM and it gives him brand new bills that only one other person has touched! He says he loves when bills are nice and crisp and stick together.
Lil’ D says that his simple pleasure in life is when his shower is at the perfect temperature at the right time. He says that it takes his shower a bit to get the hot water to it so he leaves it running for a minute. He says that he loves when he leaves it running but forgets to check the temperature and he gets in anyway and it is perfectly warm.
Slacker doesn’t like Big Macs because of the creamy sauce. He wants to know if the McKinley mac is ordered by that name? They use bigger patties on it so you basically get a massive Big Mac. There is also a poor man’s Big Mac where you order two dollar menu quarter pounders and ask them for big mac sauce. Slacker wants to go try a suicide burger at Wendy’s despite that he will be eating 4 days’ worth of calories! He also would like Starbucks to deliver him a Nutella Frappuccino. He thinks that if it’s called a secret menu that the employees should know how to make them.
Steve wants to know what is in the “Hulk” at Taco Bell. He also thinks that Lil D has something wrong with him for liking the strawberry in Neapolitan ice-cream.
A New Hampshire man has been arrested after allegedly stealing the purse of an 87-year-old woman while she was attending church. Steve Doiron, 27, of Manchester, reportedly entered the First Congressional Church on Union Street halfway through Sunday service on July 12. He allegedly stole the purse from the pew while the woman was standing during the service
The office manager of a Hendersonville assisted living facility has been charged with identity theft and stealing more than $60,000 from a 78-year-old resident.
A music graduate with absolutely no medical background was given work as a doctor in a prison and a GP's surgery after stealing the identity of a fully-qualified doctor who had the same first name. Oluwadamilola Opemuyi treated no fewer than 91 patients before being ousted as a fraudster.
Shane Wilson, of Cadge Road, Norwich, was sentenced at the city’s Crown Court yesterday after pleading guilty to one count of theft and one count of burglary. The court heard how Wilson went to an address in Ryrie Court on Monday, April 13 claiming that he was collecting for charity. The elderly resident allowed Wilson to enter her home before retrieving her purse from her handbag and gave him a cash donation. Wilson offered to put the woman’s purse back into her bag and then asked for a drink of water. He went into the kitchen but then left the property taking the woman’s purse with him
Steve says that he and Slacker lied about going to a charity event to get out of hanging out with someone. He also thinks that the girls who had their lemonade stand robbed should have had some kind of security in place.
Slacker says he steals money from his kid’s piggy banks to pay the babysitter. He says that since his parents always give his kids $2 bills he has paid a babysitter twenty five $2 bills. He also knows that Steve as a kid would go around and collect money for charity and then use the money to buy pot.
Today’s OPP is from Candy. She is a member of Ashley Madison, the cheating website for married people that was recently hacked. She’s afraid that if the hackers do decide to publish the sites members that she will be busted. She says that she had her affair when things were bad in her marriage and she wasn’t being fulfilled but that it ended up pushing her back to her husband and making her realize how good she has it.
Steve thinks she should ride the lie. He thinks that she should say that her and her girlfriends were curious and made an account to check it out and that a friend used her account to hook up with guys.
Slacker thinks that she sounds like she’s trying to be the victim even though she is the one who cheated. He also thinks that it’s ironic that she thinks it’s weird that they would make a lie of a story when she had the affair.
What should Candy do? Ride the lie or confess to her affair?
A world champion surfer stopped a shark from attacking him by punching the beast in the back. Surfing legend Mick Fanning fought off the animal during the final round of the J-Bay Open in South Africa. He described the moment he realized the shark was behind him as terrifying, saying: 'I was waiting for the teeth to come at me.' Footage released by the World Surf League shows the shark’s fin rise from the water before following Mr Fanning as he paddled out of the shallows. The three-time world champion was knocked off his board before he tried to use it as a shield to keep the shark from biting him. The clips ends with officials hauling him into a rescue boat.
Colorado Springs police say a stuffed Minion toy helped save a 5-year-old girl's life after she fell out of a third-story apartment window. The girl broke her arm, but police say the toy cushioned her fall. Minions are small, yellow cartoon creatures that became popular from the computer-animated comedy film "Despicable Me." Police said the girl was playing in her room when she fell backward out of her bedroom window. She dropped about three stories to the ground. The girl was treated and released and authorities ruled the fall accidental.
A drunk man who climbed into a crocodile enclosure in Australia and attempted to ride a 16ft long crocodile has survived his encounter. The man, Michael Newman, climbed over a fence and tried to sit on the 1,800 lb saltwater crocodile. The crocodile, called Fatso, bit the 36-year-old's leg, tearing chunks of flesh from him as he straddled the reptile. He received surgery to serious wounds to his leg and is recovering in hospital, police say.
He had been thrown out of a pub in the town of Broome for being too drunk. The man later staggered back to the pub bleeding heavily. Pub manager Mark Phillips said staff told him that the man reappeared at about 11pm with bits of bark hanging off him and flesh gouged out of his limbs.
Steve thinks that punching a shark in the back was a cheap shot. Steve says that you’re supposed to punch a shark in the side; you should land on your side when you fall and that if you point an alligator or crocodile’s head to the sun that they will fall asleep and be temporarily paralyzed. Slacker says Steve is apparently an expert at cheating death from what he has seen on TV.
Slacker says he thinks it shows how awful we are as a human species that windows screens have a warning that say “will not protect a child from falling out a window”.
A toll collector was fired in Boca Grande, Florida, after paying someone’s toll for them. The 77-year-old man had worked for the agency for nearly 30-years. But he was let go after he charged a trailer driver too little last week, and when he realized his mistake, he paid the five dollars owed out of his own pocket. He says it was something he did from time to time if a driver didn't have enough cash.
The co-owner of a Blaine, Washington, marijuana store says a simple math error caused an employee to sell pot to a minor during a state compliance check. The violation means Evergreen Cannabis will face a 10-day suspension or a $2,500 fine from the state Liquor Control Board.
Co-owner and manager Jacob Lamont says the customer’s identification showed a birth date only a couple months shy of 21. He says the employee “did her own math, and that was the problem.” Lamont says the store has been making changes to prevent such mistakes in the future. As Lamont puts it, “It’s not like I hire really shady people, it’s just that they’re human.”
Several hours after dropping his car off at a Nissan dealership, an employee at a Taco Bell in California found two mechanics in his vehicle in the drive-thru lane. "I was just livid in my mind, you know, having something like that happen to you," Randy Jones said. He had taken his Nissan 350Z to the Raceway Nissan dealership earlier in the day to have some work done. "My heart was racing because I'm like I'm not paying them nearly $300 just to drive in my vehicle," he said. The dealership said the mechanics did violate policy. Their standard test-drive route is 4.8 miles, and the two mechanics drove Jones' car a distance of close to seven miles.
Raceway Nissan did not want to appear on camera, but the service manager said he's bent over backward to make Jones happy, and that the two mechanics have since been fired. Raceway Nissan towed Jones' car to another dealership, where the work was completed for free.
Steve says that mechanics have to test drive a car! The drive through tests the breaks and engine!
Lil D says he actually read the article and that the real loop was a 6 mile route around the dealership-not to Taco Bell!
Slacker’s favorite story was someone who worked for an astrological space engineering company and broke a $5 million satellite when it was leaning against a wall. He thinks it wasn’t his fault because who would put anything worth that much leaning against a wall?!
Yi guys! My son is 17 and enjoying his summer spending a lot of time at our community pool. I came home from work the other day and saw something that I was outraged by. I have a friend that lives a few doors down from us. She is home during the day and was aggressively hitting on my son at the pool. She pulled her chair right next to him and was openly checking out his body. I was farther away so I couldn’t hear what was said, but she was definitely saying things that were making my son blush. I was outraged that she would even try something like that, but I didn’t want to make a scene at the pool. What do I say to her? Should I confront her? What should I say to my son?
Slacker thinks 17 year old boys blush at about anything. He wonders if suburbia moms are hitting on the youngins at the pool for a confidence boost or if maybe Jen is being a little too sensitive? He thinks that the cougar movement got really popular but there’s a really ugly side to it since the younger boy has a mom the same age.
Steve thinks that maybe Jen is a little paranoid and that she should talk to her son first. The whole situation could be just as innocent as it is creepy. Technically in a few years Jen’s son is going to be fair game and it wouldn’t be all that creepy when he comes home from college and is 23.
Who should she confront and talk to about this situation?
*****Yi guys!! In case you didn't hear the rest of this segment on air, we made a decision to reverse the gender of this OPP to see if it changed the conversation. This OPP was actually from John who witnessed his male neighbor hit on his 17yo daughter. Do you think this changes the situation?
A study in Hawaii actually found that fecal contamination is more prevalent in sand than in water. Furthermore, modern pollution monitoring focuses on local water and the potential contaminants that may be floating within. As heavy rains, storms and later, flooding, taint bodies of water from sewage runoff, this increases disease-spreading fecal bacteria.
Previous studies have suggested that more fecal contaminants are found in the beach sand exposed to sewage than in waves that come up onto the shore, confirming similar results in this study.
Some extremely disturbing and disgusting facts:
-FDA regulations allow 10 insects and 35 fruit fly eggs per 8 oz. of raisins
- They also allow 1 pound of peanut butter to contain 150 bug fragments and 5 rodent hairs
- Your desk, kitchen sink, grocery cart, cellphone, restaurant menu, and ATM all have more bacteria than your toilet bowl
- 20% of office coffee mugs contain fecal matter (University of Arizona study)
- 16% of cell phones have poop on them (London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine)
- Depending on the brand of toilet paper you use to wipe, the fecal matter can travel through up to 10 layers
- According to the FDA the average person consumes a pound of insects per year, mostly mixed into other foods
- More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria can be exchanged in one kiss
- Most of what we know about the stages of hypothermia came to us from Nazi human experiments
- Ice machines in restaurants are usually not cleaned. They even have a part called a slime guard and if you saw it on a bad day you would never get ice again
- The average mattress doubles in weight over the course of 10 years due to accumulation of dust mites and dust mite poop
- 15% of the air you breathe in an average metro station is human skin
Slacker says he is never going to the beach again and that if he has to hear the words “fecal matter” again he’s to hurl. Slacker says that his parents had friends who were swingers who were trying to lure his parents in to their love life. When he was over these people also let him swim in their hot tub! He says now that he’s older and realizes what was going on, that he is traumatized by hot tubs.
Steve says that he had an ex-girlfriend who had a horse die while they were together. She was moving the horse across country and the floor board of the horse trailer fell through. For hundreds of miles the horse’s leg was stuck being drug against the ground. He says he still gets uneasy when he sees horse trailers on the highway.
It’s that time again for Anyone Listening Who! We play this game every week during the summer and we are keeping track of who wins! The guys will each tell a topic that they think that most of you can relate to!
Slacker thinks that most of you have a traumatic experience on a trampoline.
Steve thinks that most of you have had your spouse disappear on you for days.
Lil’ D thinks that most of you have stolen something big!
Slacker says that he found a story that includes a video! A UK man jumped from a two story window onto the trampoline. He didn’t have a good outcome. A man in Australia also snapped his leg off at his ankle after landing wrong on the trampoline!
Steve has a friend that had her husband disappear on her. She told Steve that he said he was going to Home Depot and then all of the sudden he was missing for three days. She was calling and text him with no response she thought he was dead. On the third day of being gone he reappeared as if nothing happened. He just said to her that he needed to get away. She is not divorcing her.
Lil’ D found a story that involved a man that stole a hearse at a funeral! Thankfully the body was not inside the car. Another man in Florida walked into a hospital and stole a hospital bed. He just walked right in, grabbed the bed, and walked out. No one noticed at the time. Lil’ D says that he disappeared on his wife right before they were getting married. He says that he was out getting groceries and it turned into a two day video game, drinking binge with an old buddy! She was mad to say the least but she still married him.
Who knows you better? Which of these topics can you most relate to? What is your story?
Having the ability to urinate wherever you would like sounds pretty nice in emergency situations! That is a pro to being a man! Having the ability to use your mommy parts to get out of a sticky situation is awesome! Pros to being a woman! Periods are definitely a con to the female gender, but on average men have more body hair. Which is worse? We started thinking, if you could pick a gender would you stay with the chromosomes you have or would you add an extra X or an extra Y? We found an article that communicates to women what you should be learning from the men in this world. Here’s the list!
Men get to the point
Men don’t hold grudges
Men externalize their failures’
Men are focused and persistent
Men have no problem being assertive
Men are less complicated than women
Slacker says that he would be a woman if he could choose! He says there is too much pressure to be a mainly man! He says that if he cries it is not accepted by society and he just wants to embrace his emotions. He doesn’t think that women have a higher pain threshold then a man because he says that they always claim they have to endure child birth, but he says that baby is going to come out either way! He says to truly test this they need to drop a boulder on a man and woman’s arms, hook their brains up to a machine and test the pain tolerance.
Steve says that he would stay a man! He says that he loves having the ability to pee wherever he wants! He also thinks that the statistic that show that women are better drivers is completely wrong because they didn’t factor everything in as to how male’s drive.
If you could pick your gender which would you be and why? What are the pros and cons to being a male or a female?
We have all had that one houseguest that will never be invited back. Maybe they broke your new flat screen TV or puked everywhere without cleaning it up after partying too hard. Or maybe they swindled you out of 64,000 dollars for claiming your house was haunted like Fall City man, Steven Sumey. Sumey schemed up a plan to stage a haunted house so the homeowners (his family) would give him the desired amount of money to cleanse the house. The “haunting” lasted for months. Windows were shattered, trucks dented, glued down items to tables and walls, food coloring splattered across the walls, facets left on, and lawn fires were all of the “strange happenings.” Over the course of four months, his family gave him 64,000 dollars! Talk about a house guest from hell!
Slacker says that he had a house guest from hell after he handed him his Wi-Fi password. His brother-in-law was the guest. He racked up bills from porn companies! Slacker was so mad! Not only was he taking up his Wi-Fi and Wi-Fi speed, he was also surfing porn websites in his guest room, doing that one thing!
Steve says it’s rude to perform the act above (alone time) in another person’s house! He says that it is okay to have relations in another person’s house though.
Have you ever had a house guest from hell? What did they do?
I got divorced last December. I am ready to date again and plan on joining several dating sites. My friends and I disagree on profile protocol. I want to post pictures of my children because they are the most important thing in my life and I need potential boyfriends to know we are a package deal. My friends are split over whether or not it's a good idea to post pics of your kids. Some say it will scare men off while others say it attracts pervs. Other friends say it is a good idea so men will know what they are getting into. What are your thoughts on this? Can you ask your listeners what they think? –Erica
Slacker says that all Steve does all day is stalk girls on Facebook. He says he hopes that men don’t choose to go out with women with kids in their profile pictures just to get to the kids. He wants to know all of the rules of dating with kids and an ex-spouse. He says there are many rules as to what happens in that circumstance.
Steve says that all of the dating sites he goes to, half of the women include their kids in their profile pictures. He says that he doesn’t care if women have kids in their profile pictures because he just knows at his age most of the women his age have had previous marriages with children involved. He says that if he were in his 20’s he would be turned off by women with kids because he is young and can choose to be more selective. He prefers women with kids because he doesn’t have to be the women’s number one priority. Steve does say however if he dates women with kids he assumes he will be paying for the children, like daycare and such.
Should Erica include her children in her profile picture?
We all know about the dreaded “talk” from your parents. It’s even harder giving when as a parent because talking the birds and the bees can be extremely awkward. But when is the right time? Dennis and Karen are having trouble coming to an agreeable time especially since they found something in their teenage boy’s room. He is 15-years-old. Dennis and Karen stumbled upon his porn stash. She thinks that because he has a porn stash he will be soon or already is sexually active. She thinks that they need to talk the birds and the bees. Karen says that his porn stash was revolting and has no idea how she got his magazines and DVD’s. She doesn’t want her son to perceive women in this light because she doesn’t want him to get a wrong idea. Dennis thinks they should just let the situation go because it is normal at that age to view porn and it doesn’t mean that he is or will be sexually active anytime soon. Karen wants to nip this in the bud but hasn’t confronted him about it yet. She doesn’t want him to be a porn addict at such a young age. Dennis thinks that it’s just natural and Karen wouldn’t understand because she never had to undergo with the crazy hormones. He doesn’t think his porn stash is good but it isn’t abnormal. He says that his porn stash isn’t too crazy and is not headed down a weird path.
Slacker says that he remembers being that age and he was engaging in the normal teenage boy things. He says that if they are going to have a talk it cannot come from Karen; it has to come from Dennis. He says that his mom found his stash and just took it. She didn’t say anything and they just moved on from the situation.
Steve says that Dennis needs to have the talk because it would be extra awkward coming from the mother figure. He says that he found it to be awkward when he found out that his porn stash was better than his dad’s.
When is the right time to have “the talk?” Whose side are you on?
As Seen On TV products can be interesting. It’s like playing Russian roulette when buying a product because they either work wonderfully or they just work terribly! The As Seen On TV company is in hot water with the state of New Jersey and will have to pay them 550,000 thousand dollars for scamming customers! They made it extremely difficult for customers to return their purchased products and get their money back. That got us thinking! We wanted to know what items were worth the money and which ones weren’t! Here’s a list of As Seen on TV items that are totally not worth the money!
Top 10 Worst As Seen on TV Products
1. Uro Club
2. The Back Up
3. Better Marriage Blanket
4. Fridge Locker
5. Kush Support
7. Instant Arm Lift
8. The Broccoli Wad
9. Booty Pop
10. Potty Patch
Slacker says that As Seen On TV products are the dumbest inventions and products ever! He doesn’t know how people get suckered into them! He thinks half of them don’t work and the other half he doesn’t need because he has an item close to it at home!
Steve says that Slacker’s life would improve if he started buying As Seen On TV products. He says that the products are so fantastic that they started selling them at Target! He says that Slacker needs an Aqua Globe for his house plants.
Lil’ D says that he uses As Seen On TV products. He just bought a product that scrapes the buildup off of their grills. He says that they have a whole section dedicated to As Seen On TV products in Target! He says that he had an Aqua Globe in college because it’s the only thing that kept his plants alive because you don’t need to remember to water them.
What is the best purchase you have made on an As Seen on TV product? What is the worst?
Getting locked out of something… well sucks, but sometimes he can suck even more depending on where you are and if you are wearing clothes! Country singer Carrie Underwood had to break into her own car after her dog accidentally stepped on the lock button, but that wasn’t just bad, her son was also in the car! She began to freak out and her motherly instinct kicked in! She decided to break her car window! Everything turned out fine besides her broken window. She even got a laugh after the lock out was over to post the situation on Twitter. A man was caught on a security camera in a hotel after they saw him lock himself out of his room naked! He was quickly trying to put his room service tray on the ground but in doing so the door shut. He was alone in the room with no one to let him. With nearby people he started to cover up his daddy parts with a small hand towel. A mother and child began to walk by so he booked it for the elevator to conceal his naked self. The security guards thought the footage was so funny that they posted it on YouTube and since then it has become a huge hit!
Slacker says that his car won’t let him lock his keys inside of his car when his keys are in the ignition. He says that he could break into Steve’s house because he knows where all of his hide-a-keys are!
Steve says that he has a hide-a-key to his house so he will never get locked out.
Have you ever locked yourself out in an embarrassing situation?
Lilly has been with her significant other for a while and he can’t seem to treat her right. He has cheated on her multiple times. She told him that if cheats on her again she will leave him immediately. Well he cheated on her again and she is going back on her promise. He is being very remorseful and sorry and she loves him a lot. She doesn’t want to throw away two years away. She doesn’t have the strength to leave him and is trying to justify reasons to stay with him. She thinks he is a really good guy and mistakes happen. She is afraid of losing him because he is a really great guy. He says that when he cheated on her it was on a drunk night and he just slipped up!
Slacker says if you get by with something bad why stop? If they know they can cheat and not have consequences then they will continue to do it. He says that she is devaluing herself. He thinks that she knows the answer but is afraid to say it out loud.
Steve says that Lilly is making excuses for him and needs tough love to leave him. He thinks that she needs to leave him because he will keep cheating on her.
Is once a cheater always a cheater? Should give him another chance or cut ties?
Our junk is important and male or female, we try best to not injury it, but sometimes it happens! Channing Tatum received a severe burn to his manhood back in 2001 while he was shooting the movie “The Eagle.” His assistant was pouring hot water on him in his wet suit so he could stay warm, but she poured the scalding hot water on is junk. He says, ''Every time I'm cold I think about it. It's not one of those traumatic experiences that you block out. No, it's real and it's never ever forgotten. Though I still look at it as one of the funniest stories - just not one of the funniest experiences. I was just trying to hold my sanity together, just crying, just screaming in pain. I'll never forget what the medic said. He was this sweet, older guy and he was like, 'I know it's no consolation now, mate, but it's a good thing it hurts so much, as otherwise you've got nerve damage - and then you've really got a problem.' There's nothing more humbling than sitting with your very burnt, blistered manhood, and a bunch of Scottish emergency room guys staring down at your junk. I remember thinking, 'This is the worst Friday night ever.’” A man in China cut off his own manhood on a drunken night when he was thinking about his divorce from his wife. He was so drunk that he says he cut it off and was surprised when he didn’t feel a thing. He threw his junk into the river and was taken to the hospital when a passerby found him severely bleeding. A woman in the UK has been awarded 144,000 dollars because the doctors left a swab in her mommy parts during her delivery. She says that it was a painful experience and wouldn’t wish that upon her worst enemy!
Slacker says that he wouldn’t commit suicide by cutting off his manhood! He says that he is fond of his junk. He says that he will injure his junk if he rewarded at the minimum 20 million dollars.
Steve says that he luckily has never had a severe junk injury!
Have you injured your junk? What is the worst thing that has happened to your junk?
Simon Hooper wanted to propose to his girlfriend, but didn't want to pay for a ring. So he visited a jeweler in Dorchester, England. While the jeweler was distracted, Hooper swallowed a platinum ring! Hooper was arrested and x-rayed, but police had to wait for three days for the "evidence" to emerge.
18-year-old Chris Foster, a student at Bournemouth University, had been drinking and didn't want the night of partying to end. So to prevent his friends from taking him back to his dormitory, he swallowed his room key!
Yang Dingcai, in southeast China says 40 years of swallowing tree frogs and rats live has helped him avoid intestinal complaints and made him strong.
A girl from Foshan, China, swallowed down more than 20 cobblestones in a moment of anger after a big quarrel with her boyfriend.
A 76-year-old woman in Great Britain was admitted to the hospital after complaining of diarrhea and weight loss. A felt-tipped pen was removed from her stomach after she had accidentally swallowed it some 25 years earlier. She had been using it to check out something unusual on her tonsils on one occasion, and had the misfortune of slipping and falling on the floor, making her ingest the pen. Once removed the pen still worked!
52-year-old Margaret Daalman, checked into the hospital complaining of a stomach ache. X-rays revealed 78 distinct pieces of cutlery — literally "dozens of forks and spoons”
A dog in Pennsylvania had to undergo surgery to remove 62 hair bands, eight pairs of underwear and a bandage that it had swallowed.
Steve thinks it sounds like the dog that ate all the hair bands ate Brett Michaels.
Slacker does not understand how someone could accidentally swallow a spoon! In his mind he thinks there is no conceivable way it could happen. His dog has eaten dry wall before but he thinks it was an attempt to escape.
What weird things have you or your pets swallowed?
US Marshals employee was caught having sex on the roof of a federal building in Pennsylvania.
A nearby resident took pictures of the incident because he thought the freakie couple had broken into the building. US Marshals confirmed the employee’s involvement and said the incident is being investigated.
A Minivan driver who smashed in to the back of a van was pleasuring herself with a sex toy. The woman, who was said to be in her 30s, was spotted on video holding a Rabbit-like sex toy and buttoning up her trousers after hitting the back of a stationary fish van. She had been stuck in traffic when her vehicle lurched forward in to the back of the M & J Seafood van in front. But it was only when the firm's management went to check footage on their vehicle's rear camera that they realized what had happened. A source was reported as saying: "A driver was called into the office and feared he was getting the sack. He'd been on his first shift after looking for work for ages. "The bosses told him it wasn't his fault and then said 'Have you seen this?'. They all had a good laugh. Apparently the lady was pretty fit." The business, which refused to ID the driver or release the video, added: "The matter is in the hands of our insurers."
Slacker says that he hooked up with a now famous country music star in a glass elevator going up to his room at a hotel in Kentucky! He says he also knows people have hooked up in foam pits at jump houses. Now whenever his kids go jump in those pits he sprays them head to toe with Lysol afterwards.
Steve says his craziest hookup was in a national park on his car. It’s illegal to do but he was mostly worried about scratching the paint on his car! Steve thinks that he wouldn’t be able to hook up in a weird spot like a Ferris wheel. He says it would be too cold.
Where’s the most hillbilly spot you’ve ever hooked up?
Today’s OPP is from Cynthia. She is a single mother and has been raising her daughter to grow into a strong and independent young lady. But now, Cynthia fears that her daughter is using these skills to bully other kids, specifically boys. She wants to have her daughter be a strong girl that thinks for and stands up for herself. However, she is struggling with the balance of teaching her to be tough but not too tough.
Slacker was bullied as a kid and he says that it was awful but that he would rather have his kids be bullied then be a bully. He says that bullies turn into losers while the kids that were bullied and stepped on work harder to get ahead and turn out more successful. He thinks it’s great that Cynthia wants to make a change because so many parents these days don’t acknowledge that their kids are bullies. He says that kids at this age are so impressionable. When you tell a kid that they are being bad or acting wrong they really take it to heart and it can tear them down.
Steve says that her daughter sees her empowerment and is running amuck. She has learned that she has power. Steve thinks that Cynthia is afraid that she has just given her the tools to be cruel and have a negative view on boys.
James McElvar, 19, is a singer in boy band Rewind. He fell ill on an EasyJet flight from Stansted, Essex to his home city of Glasgow. The Sun reports that McElvar wore 12 layers of clothing after facing an additional charge of £45 for having too many bags. The newspaper states that McElvar "became violently ill and suffered a fit" with "an off-duty paramedic treating him as passengers looked on". "I thought I was a goner and that I was having a heart attack," the singer told The Sun. In all, McElvar wore six T-shirts, five jumpers, three pairs of jeans, two sweat pants, two jackets and two hats.
Slacker alleged that Steve is so mad about how long his contractor has taken to do his remodel that he paid him in change. But Steve claims that he just fell short on cash and had to make up the balance in his spare change! But he does admit that he asked his contractor for the Tupperware that the change was in back because it was his favorite.
Slacker and Steve were out eating sushi and they ordered more than they could eat. When the server came to pick up their dishes Steve asked if she would eat what was left. She said she often does! Slacker wants to know how many servers would actually admit to eating other people’s food? Slacker says he’s been cheap at points in his life. He admits that in his house they reuse their frozen ego waffles ziplock bags and occasionally he will circle the block looking for a free meter.
A pregnant Arkansas woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend with a pair of scissors after the couple apparently argued about a grilled cheese sandwich. The alleged victim told Jonesboro cops that his girlfriend got angry with him while he was trying to cook a grilled cheese sandwich as a midnight snack on July 7. He gave his story to the cops in the emergency room of a local hospital, where he received treatment for stab wounds.
Slacker admits that he is hormonal and says he cried when he watched a video where a guy pays for others groceries. When his wife was pregnant and hormonal he claims he had to search 15 gas stations in 10 counties to find the deli mustard pretzels. When he found them at a trucker gas station and says he bought about 40 bags. Another time his PMSing wife cried when she burned the quesadillas. He says he can’t leave her alone with melted cheese anymore.
Steve claims he hardly cries, but that Lil D is heartless and cold and never has emotions at all.
What are your hormone horror stories?
I got pregnant and had a baby when I was 23. I really wasn't ready at the time and it knocked me down pretty hard. We were broke and my daughter's dad wasn't in the picture so I told myself I wasn't going to have another baby until I had a more stable life. I'm now 44 and and married and in a much better situation. I would really like to have a second baby. I think it would be amazing to be pregnant again and have a baby that we could call our own. I told some friends and they all said I shouldn't even think about it at my age. They even kind of chastised me for thinking about taking the risk. I don't feel too old and I think it's the perfect time. What do you guys think? Is 44 too old to have another baby?
Slacker says that everyone he knows that had a child in their 40’s has had Down syndrome babies. He thinks that maybe she should just adopt. He always wanted to be a father which seems selfish, but that kids shouldn’t be someone’s hobby. He isn’t sure if they know what they really are talking about and need other people to voice their opinions.
Steve says that it sounds selfish that just because you want a baby you would be willing to risk the baby’s health and life. He thinks that maybe just because you can, doesn’t mean that you should.
What do you think about Natalie having a baby at 44?
According to dermatologists rubbing egg white wash on sunburn will take the burn and sting away! Here are some other lifehacks we found:
Use hairspray to remove stains on clothes
When filling your car with gas hold the trigger half way- youll get more gas and less air in the tank
Tuesdays at 3pm, six weeks before your flight is when tickets are the cheapest
Rubbing a glue stick on a bug bite will prevent itching
Eating 10-12 almonds is the equivalent of taking asprin for a headache
If you have a stuffy nose- press your tongue to the top of your mouth and place a thumb between your eyebrows for 20 seconds and your nose will clear
Eating an orange before working out keeps you hydrated and prevents sore muscles
When trying to quit smoking go to a sauna 3x a week to sweat out the nicotine and reduce cravings
When you’re at the airport add “?.jpg” at the end of a url to bypass expensive wifi in the airport.
Use toothpaste to clear up foggy headlights on your car
Switch your phone to airplane mode to make it charge faster
Use nail polish remover to clean the stains off tennis shoes
Placing an envelope in the freezer for an hour will unseal it in case you forgot to include something
To clean your microwave with a bowl of water for 3 minutes to make everything be easy to wipe off
You can use a crayon as a candle
You can turn off your gag reflex by squeezing your left thumb
Stick your fingers in your ears for a few seconds to get rid of the hiccups
Sprinkling a little salt in a frying pan will keep the oil from splattering
Slacker wanted to test the stuffy nose life hack. He had two callers test it on the air and it works! He also uses petroleum jelly to wipe off the goopy sticky band aid residue off his kids.
Steve says that you take a bottle of water some yeast and brown sugar it will trap mosquitos. He says as a youth he created life hacks. In the winter- pull your wipers up so they don’t get stuck to the window.
Lil D says that if you take a plastic salad fork into an Oreo before you dunk it, the cookie won’t break!
It’s that time again for Anyone Listening Who! We play this game every week during the summer and we are keeping track of who wins! The guys will each tell a topic that they think that most of you can relate to!
Slacker thinks that most of you have been in a food fight (A fight about food)!
Steve thinks that most of you have fell in love over a fender bender!
Lil’ D thinks that most of you have had plastic surgery mishap!
Slacker says that he found a story coming out of Panama. There was a knife fight then ended deadly. The fight was over a gumbo recipe.
Steve says that he found a statistic that over 75 percent of couples have met and fell in love over a fender bender. He has a friend that is a truck driver and she was stuck in traffic and she bumped the car in front of her. The guy she hit asked her out and they are married and have children.
Lil’ D found a story coming out of Boston, Massachusetts. A woman was making an exercise for Planet Fitness on Instagram. As she was squatting her butt injections exploded. Her injections then began to leak out of her body. All of it was caught on video.
Who knows you better? Which of these topics can you most relate to? What is your story?
When you’re having your first baby you feel the need to get every single baby product on the market but don’t do it! There was a survey that interviewed 2,000 parents and they made a list of the most useful to least useful baby items to buy! Here’s the list!
1 Baby Gates
2 Baby Monitor
3 Electric Steam Sterilizer
4 Diaper Bag
5 Video Baby Monitor
6 Baby Sleep Sack:
7 Digital Ear Thermometer
8 Microwave steam sterilizer kit
9 Baby Bouncer or Rocker Chair
10 Changing Table
1 Door Baby Bouncer
2 Baby Washing Bowls
3 Manual Breast Pump
5 Bumbo Seat
6 Diaper Stacker
7 Swaddling Blanket
8 Toddler Leash
9 Diaper Genie
10 Fabric Sling Baby Carrier
Slacker says that being a first time dad you spend 20,000 dollars on baby items that they don’t even need like a diaper warmer. He says that he is going to make Steve a mobile for his bed but it will be filled with rotating pictures of hot women. He disagrees with the most useful items being baby gates. He says that he doesn’t need baby gates because he pays attention to his kids. But he does swear by the swaddling blanket.
Steve says the first thing he will buy if he ever has a baby is a mobile because he always wanted one when he was little.
Lil’ D says the most important thing is a mobile because his kids love it even though it makes the least useful list. He says that it was the perfect thing to put them to sleep. He has a routine with his daughter every night when he puts her to sleep. He gives her a kiss, turns on her mobile and pretends to hit his head every night to make her laugh. He says that he loves baby gates!
What do you think the most useful baby item is? If you had a redo what item would you not spend your money on?