Scott E. Entsminger, a Browns fan who died at the age of 55, "was an accomplished musician, loved playing the guitar and was a member of the Old Fogies Band." According to his obituary, he was also a "lifelong Cleveland Browns fan and season ticket holder."
The recently deceased wasn't just your average Browns fan: He apparently wrote a song each year about the Browns, which he sent to the team along with advice about how to run the organization. His dying wish: "He respectfully requests six Cleveland Browns pall bearers so the Browns can let him down one last time."
Slacker and Steve agree that Scott has it right. Steve says that funerals suck…they need to spice them up or something. Slacker says that we live in a world where you can trick-out your casket; just lying in a casket is boring and frankly a little creepy. He wants his funeral to be fun and memorable. Rather than mourn his death he’d much rather people celebrate his life…jumpy castles, sushi, photo booths…it’s certain that Slacker will not be having your typical funeral.