It's FrYiDay! Slacker’s foot in mouth happened during a visit from a few guests who came to visit and stayed for a few days. His home has a security system that chimes whenever there’s a breach at any access of the home. It may be annoying, but having that audio allows him to know exactly what is going on in his house. He hears the front door chime and shoots upstairs. He runs to strip the bedroom and considers bull-dozing that side of the house, considering the white trash family that just stayed in their house. As he’s flapping his jaws about whether or not they should wash the sheets or burn them, because the nastiness that is on this stuff is…
Well, as he’s coming down the stairs, the wife is still standing by the front door. The husband had taken all but one “bag” out to the car and they had not left as Slacker had assumed. He tried to play it off as if he was just kidding. Quite possibly might have pulled it off if he didn’t have the sheets in hand…hard to ignore the pure childish joy he was experiencing. The awkward silence ensued. Then he makes the sound you make when you’ve been shanked by someone in prison. How does Slacker know that sound? He heard it on TV in those prison shows, of course! Needless to say, no follow up thank you card, courtesy call…nothin’! Bye-Bye!
Have you ever stuck your foot in your mouth?
I’ve never stuck my foot in my mouth…ever! First I would have to possess the filter to realize that I am “occasionally” socially inappropriate!
Peace, Love and Good Happiness Stuff… Ray the Intern