Over the weekend, L.A. Kings forward Dustin Penner was injured and couldn’t play in the hockey game, but what caused his injury? Well… It was his wife’s pancakes! He said while he was eating the pancakes he leaned in and suffered back spasms and his back locked up where he couldn’t even stand. He did manage to get to the arena that night to play but they made his wife take him home because he wasn’t healthy enough to participate.
Slacker hasn’t had a major food related injury but we all know there’s food that will hurt you in the mouth. Captain crunch has little squares of doom for Slacker when they hit his molars. Even Doritos. One wrong move with Doritos and you’re being stabbed in your mouth. He hates when he gets pizza though because the cheese will cool on the top but the tomato sauce inside is steaming hot. One bite and your tongue is blistering.
When I was young my friend and I used to go to her dad’s baseball games and we would sit backwards on the bench, and spit seeds. We always wanted to see how far they would go, but one time she decided to spit one at me… It was supposed to be funny… but it hit my eye! It hurt and can I just say it was gross! It was pretty minor though… Still good times.