Have you been feuding with someone lately? Have you feuded before? Slacker thinks deep down everyone on this planet has had a feud with somebody, they just don’t want to admit it.
Right now Paula Abdul is feuding with Janet Jackson because apparently Abdul used to be a home wrecker back in the day with one of Janet’s brothers. Now Abdul is accusing Janet of trying to get into X-Factor. Today, Janet said she was flattered by X-Factor, but no thanks and that still hasn’t stopped this mighty feud. Steve thinks they’re both so pretty they should just call it even and move on!
In Slacker’s parent’s neighborhood, Apple Blight was killing the life of apple trees. Well, Slacker’s parents had a tree that died in their backyard so people started sending them angry letters about how their tree is destroying all of theirs and they should tear it down. The only problem is, Slacker’s parent’s tree was not an apple tree, it was a Peach tree, so he decided to make a sign that said, “Hi, I’m a peach tree,” and continued this ongoing neighborly feud.