A woman was recently going through some old stuff and cleaned out the things her ex-husband left behind, only to find a stolen ATM machine.
Slacker asks how dirty one’s garage has to be to not notice an ATM. His old girlfriend had a lipstick that she wore all the time. She didn’t wear a lot of makeup and when they broke up she left the lipstick behind and he wanted to destroy it, so he threw it on the ground and stomped on it. When it was crushed he found cocaine. Now he knows why she had to have it with her at all times.
Steve found pregnancy tests in his house and he concludes that she was trying to get pregnant in the last leg of their relationship.
What crazy thing did you ind that your ex left behind?