You’ve probably heard about Ryan Lochte’s mom embarrassing him in front of the national media (she told them he only has one-night-stands)! Tell us what your parents did to embarrass you at 3!
Ike Lochte, the mother of Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte has advice for any woman trying to lock him into a relationship. Lochte's mother told the ‘Today’ show that her son focuses so much on his career that he doesn't have time for a girlfriend.
She said the following:
"He goes out on one-night stands. He's not able to give fully to a relationship because he's always on the go."
Slacker’s mom has never embarrassed him, but his dad used to run out and scare the crap out of anyone trying to break into his vehicle or just raising hell by coming out with his shotgun and his tightie whities!!! He didn’t used to load the shotgun, he might now, but Slacker’s not sure! He always wondered which was actually more frightening to the subject being chased… The sound of the shotgun being cocked and loaded or the visual of his old man in his underwear! He loves his dad, but he went through a phase when he thought that jumpsuit’s were stylish. He loved the teal one. You know the one piece that had the loops on it to hold like a paint brush or something…Slacker would just prefer he went back to the undies…
What have your parents done to embarrass you?
My dad has always been condescending to anyone in food service or always tries to match peoples' accents or dialects. Truly frustrating when it’s painfully obvious! Like if he's from Boston or Chicago or Tennessee! WTF?
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