A dad in Rogersville, Tenn. stabbed his son over the last beer. They were tipping a few brews back when they started arguing over the last beer. The fight got out of hand and the dad grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed his son. Both men were arrested for aggravated assault and both were released on bond. What makes your family dysfunctional?
When Slacker was a kid, his mom used to just lace a grapefruit with sugar. The kids had to wait until the sugar crystallized and then they could eat it. No dysfunction yet. Then, his brothers chased each other around the back yard with only the spoon that they used to eat the sugary grape fruit juice. They would throw the spoons like throwing stars and impale the spoons in each other, over a fruit. Their injuries never got infected due to the citrus anti-bacterial qualities. At least that’s what Slackers parents told him. The real truth was there was never a doctor visit over a ninja spoon impalement due to his parents being too cheap to take them…
What puts the “fun” in dysfunctional in your family?
After being out at the bar shooting pool, my dad used to keep me out until just before my mom would come home from night school…and tell me to act like we’ve been home all night. I later found out he was stepping out on my mom…Nice!
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