A security guard in Oklahoma accidentally left the van running with the inmates inside and the inmates stole the van. Police have recaptured all 8 of the inmates. The security guard did not get fired. A Queens attorney sent baby Tylenol as an inside joke to a buddy of his who worked at the courthouse. By the time the Tylenol got to the courthouse it was ground into a fine powder. The mail room called 9-1-1- after discovering the envelope thinking it was Anthrax. The mailroom was cleared and nobody was hurt. The attorney was not fired.
What was the dumbest thing you've ever done at work? Did you get fired for it?