When it comes to a relationship, we all tend to find something that is a total deal breaker. Living with the parents, wetting the bed, if they believe in aliens… Apparently, that’s a deal breaker for Steve. I mean, if the girl is hot, he might look past it but when it gets serious that will be his out because as we all know, he doesn’t do relationships.
One thing that is a deal breaker for a lot of people is teeth. If they are crooked or dirty, they’re gone, but for Slacker and Steve, they kind of find it hot. Steve can’t help but crush on Jewel a little. It just works for her.
Another deal breaker tends to be if the pictures in your place or on your facebook look too professional. If you can’t have a picture of yourself with your hair in a messy ponytail wearing shorts then as Slacker said, you suck. You can’t imagine a world where you are not perfection.
At least we all have a little more luck with finding our deal breaker and breaking it off before we end up engaged and with a child. One unlucky South African couple was shocked to find out they were actually brother and sister! They had been dating for five years and only just discovered this recently when their families met up to celebrate their engagement.
I have to admit right now, I have a few deal breakers. He can not be a second younger than me, he has to be taller than me and he has to have perfect teeth. Also, if he doesn’t like sports, especially football, he’s gone, but most importantly, his thighs have to be bigger than mine. I know, it’s a little odd, but it’s odd to me if his are smaller. I need a beastly man.